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Hayden Panettiere Is Officially Off The Market

Bad news everyone: our favorite little person Hayden Panettiere is officially off the market. She got engaged to that Russian boxer/human giant, and here she is showing off the ring on her way into Good Morning America . I didn’t even realize they were still together. I guess I always figured it was just a phase and that eventually she’d go back to someone her own size. It’s too bad. I even had my bed lowered and everything so she wouldn’t have to climb up. » view all 13 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Kelly Brook Does the Selfie of the Day

I guess Kelly Brook’s taking selfies is funny because it reminds me that no one wants to take pics of her…but she wants her pics taken even though she looks a bit like a mom in her 40s at the day spa because that’s what her husband got her last Valentine’s Day and the coupon is about to expire. I mean, she’s like all the other Instagram is her agency girls..only she also releases self-produced calendars…trying to make us all think she matters..when all that really matters when it comes to her is her tits.

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Hayden Panettiere Poses With Average Sized Dude of the Day

Hayden Panettiere is substantially cuter when they throw her next to average sized people making her look like some kind of elf sent from heaven to give virgin nerds and homosexuals in the closet but who love broad shoulders something to masturbate to…it’s like this is the shit Santa built his little fucking sex palace in the middle of no where so he never got arrested for…elves you can both fuck who make your dick look huge, or use as a dildo when you want a P-Orgasm…multi-purposed…what can’t this bitch do…kinda thing…

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Arnold Schwarzenegger and Wladimir Klitschko: Shirtless Photo Swapping on Twitter!

Major man-crush alert! Arnold Schwarzenegger and Wladimir Klitschko are trading shirtless selfies of one another on Twitter … seriously, check ’em out: It’s either cute, slightly weird, or a little of both, but it started when Klitschko did his best Arnold impression in front of a classic photo of the bodybuilding great. “Trying to catch u since I’m 12,” the 37-year-old Tweeted at Arnold. Schwarzenegger, obviously flattered by the picture, Tweeted back, “Great shot! It’s fantastic to see one of my favorite champions nailing my pose.” Then, the 66-year-old added, “Right back at you” and attached a topless pic of himself doing a Klitschko impression in front of a poster of the boxing champ. At least Arnold’s not Tweeting shirtless selfies at Hayden Panettiere .

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Arnold Schwarzenegger and Wladimir Klitschko: Shirtless Photo Swapping on Twitter!

Arnold Schwarzenegger and Wladimir Klitschko: Shirtless Photo Swapping on Twitter!

Major man-crush alert! Arnold Schwarzenegger and Wladimir Klitschko are trading shirtless selfies of one another on Twitter … seriously, check ’em out: It’s either cute, slightly weird, or a little of both, but it started when Klitschko did his best Arnold impression in front of a classic photo of the bodybuilding great. “Trying to catch u since I’m 12,” the 37-year-old Tweeted at Arnold. Schwarzenegger, obviously flattered by the picture, Tweeted back, “Great shot! It’s fantastic to see one of my favorite champions nailing my pose.” Then, the 66-year-old added, “Right back at you” and attached a topless pic of himself doing a Klitschko impression in front of a poster of the boxing champ. At least Arnold’s not Tweeting shirtless selfies at Hayden Panettiere .

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Hayden Panettiere’s Busting Out Of Her Tank Top

It must be tough being a celebrity when everywhere you go people are always asking for your autograph, even in the airport. So I’m glad to see that Hayden Panettiere is being such a good sport about it here. It gives me hope for the day when I finally run into Hayden and get to ask if she’ll sign her chest for me. What? I think it’s a pretty reasonable request. Photos: Fameflynet

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Hayden Panettiere’s Implant Dog Pillows of the Day

Hayden Panettiere’s dog is so lucky. He has a fresh set of implants to sleep on…. My dog’s pillow is my fat wife’s gunt but I’m convinced he just hangs there cuz it smells like raw sewage, cheese, seafood products and kitchen garbage… But this isn’t about me, this is about Hayden Panettiere’s implants. Implants that changed the game from her and made her a girl…they balanced out her broad back and shoulders…but the one issue I have with her implants is that unlike every single girl I’ve met with implants, she doesn’t fucking show them off, nipples out, begging us to grab them, cuz they are just like buying a new bike, car, or whatever but not to her, to her they are sacred…and that reminds me why I hate her.

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Hayden Panettiere Gets Down On Robin Thicke

If you want to see my favorite little person Hayden Panettiere get down with Robin Thicke and Pharrell on The Graham Norton Show, check out the video below. I’m surprised that Hayden can actually get those tiny legs to move so well. I only wish that her shirt was a little shorter so we could have had a glimpse of that sweet tush in those tight leather pants. Related Articles: Hayden Panettiere’s New Big Boobs Are Hollywood Tuna Approved! Hayden Panettiere Likes Her Man Meat Hayden Panettiere And Her Little Cupcakes Hayden Panettiere’s Little Hand Holds A Big Cup

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Jennifer Lawrence Still Looking Naked on Set of the Day

I went to a party this past weekend to stalk Jennifer Lawrence. She’s filming X-Men in Montreal, and according to these pictures, she’s in body paint, and looking hotter than ever. Unfortunately, we didn’t have the chance to meet, or have sex, like I know she wanted, because she got in a fight with one of her co-stars and ended up storming out of the party….which was a bit of a bummer for me…because I like to believe I had a chance… I mean don’t all famous Oscar winners want to have unprotected sex with dirty perverts who have the hottest blog no one has ever heard of? You know because celebrities are crazy and do crazy things. I guess not…but at least I can jerk off to her pics… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Hayden Panettiere Has the Best Body According to US Weekly of the Day

Seems like breast implants make all the difference for a bitch…from weird thick body to the best body according to a magazine that has not journalistic integrity because it is paid for and run by the Hollywood machine, whether it is PR people, or the studios who make these people famous…. So the life lesson of the day is, if you’re tits are disproportionate, you can pay to fix them, and the world will celebrate you the way you always wanted to be celebrated….at least that’s what I’ve learned from these feature. Thanks US Weekly for making girls feel inadequate.

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