OK, so maybe I need to stop questioning why Emily Ratajkowski has over 12.5 million followers on Instagram. Because if she’s going to keep putting up pictures like this on a regular basis, she deserves even more. Like 100-200 million more. Whatever it takes to keep Emily from actually getting a real job and keeps her Instagram model career going. So come on people. Do your part.
Carmella Rose is another Instagram model with a tasty ass booty. When I first signed on to Instagram, she had like 17K followers and she actually followed one of my accounts. Yes, besides writing this site, I also take pictures of hotties too. But as she grew to now a million followers, she unfollowed me and it broke my heart. It made me realize how blogging about hot chicks is a forgotten art and that everyone only cares about social media. Well the good news is that one day social media stars will be forgotten too, but at least I own this property and no one can take it away from me. Also I will still be up and running and they will all come running back to the Tuna for exposure. Ok, that’s highly unlikely, but one can dream…
Maitland Ward put out some cheap Valentine’s Day lingerie pictures because she is a cheap woman who uses cheap tactics to stay relevant enough to feel good about herself…you know having fun with her celebrity that was barely a celebrity from decades ago…and not taking herself too seriously…in what I would argue is a perfectly executed promotional campaign….it’s got lingerie, it’s got the theme on point…oh Valentines, we need content for that, it’s got the has been who was on TV once….and it’s got her monster tits that people fucking love….all good things…plus it has zero production value, or quality, so it’s not polished like an instagram model…it’s raw, it’s grimey, it’s badly shot, it’s bootleg…and for that reason alone…I love it… This is instagram model whoring behavior…with pre-instagram whoring knowledge or execution…and it is wonderful… The post Maitland Ward in Lingerie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Emma Watson always creeps me out….because her fans, you people, are fucking so into her, and have been since the first Harry Potter when she was 12 and that’s fucking weird…even if you only jerked off to her the day she turned 18….which we all know you didn’t…and that you’re pervert masturbating self just couldn’t contain yourself….because you liked her so fucking much…and that you kept that to yourself – because you know it’s weird behavior…but now she’s in her 20s…it’s cool…you can take your creepy obsession to the public….it’s like when you jerk off to a blood relative when you’re not an incest participating person from the south…you don’t really want to advertise that you came to your mom’s tits while sniffing her panties you pulled from the hamper…it just sort of happens…and you repress that shit…and eventually…after she dies you may drunkenly tell a friend…only to play it off like a joke…because jerking off to your mom…like jerking off to a 12 year old Emma Watson…is fucked up…. That’s about all I got on this one…. SHE WAS ALSO AT THE ELLE STYLE AWARDS BECAUSE SHE IS SO COMMITTED TO ELLE…. TO SEE HER AT THE ELLE STYLE AWARDS – CLICK HERE The post Emma Watson for Elle Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here are the cover girls of the latest issue of V Magazine….The very important Kendall Jenner, Joan Smalls and Lara Stone… It’s some bullshit tattoo scene where you can see the most important model of them all…Kendall Jenner with her panties pulled down for an ass tattoo…because she’s the kind of girl who will let anyone brand her just so long as it gets her paid or a stamp of approval that allows her to really believe she’s an actual model…because she is an actual model….the world has created her and made her one…dreams do come true when the world is a bunch of fucking groupies…who will attach themselves to anything with money….fascinating… But not as fascinating as the story that one of these models (lara stone) send me legal letters to take down her pics…something I find wonderful… The post Kendall Jenner, Joan Smalls and Lara Stone for V Magazine of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I’ve done a lot of posts on Stella Maxwell ever since the hottie first got signed by Victoria’s Secret, and even though me and my readers have known all about Stella’s killer booty for years, it looks like the company’s finally figured it out too. Because here’s her latest lingerie shoot, made up of mostly booty shots. And I have a feeling you’ll agree that this is definitely Stella’s best angle. Enjoy. » view all 17 photos
This is just so fucking stupid….. It’s a little Stella Maxwell trying to seduce someone she calls Daddy, while referring to herself as mommy, in what is somehow inspired by the Wolf of Wall Street, because why not…and the script because I watched the whole thing, that left me feeling empty and alone and in a world of very lazy content production, doing the bare minimum, evoking zero fucking emotion or excitement, pretty much inspired with low grade, low budget porn…but pretending it is FASHION….as she discusses throwing away all her panties and spreading her pussy in short skirts…for “daddy to look at but not touch”…like some kind of temptress.. What she doesn’t tell you is about the herpes outbreak, that the panties irritate, because that’s how you get into Victoria’s Secret and this “it girl”…who only they really think they are “it girls”…the media is just lazy and figures use the people already doing shit..so that no one actually puts anything good out there… I prefer which their theme is Christmas, since it’s Christmas….because whatever this is, is just weak..I’m not a hater, I just see shit when I see shit.. I post shit because my site is shit and I’m even lazier than these people out there producing shit…because shit…why bother when shit is so celebrated… The post Stella Maxwell for Love Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Alessandra Ambrosio is a Brazilian model, best known for her work with Victoria’s Secret. She’s 35 years old and a mom but still brings it and by it – I mean her vagina sneaking out of the panties – that I doubt are even Victoria’s Secret panties – since those cause yeast infections – even if this is for the Victoria’s Secret after party – because it’s got a mind of it’s own, or maybe it’s exploded with all the babies – all over the fucking place – because that’s how sugar baby model vagina works…it explodes….I read it on a fake news site… The post Alessandra Ambrosio Pussy Slip of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .