Here’s Rachel Mortenson back with another killer lingerie shoot for Frederick’s of Hollywood, and it reminded me that it’s been a while since we’ve gotten any new hotness from my busty dream girl. But maybe that’s not such a bad thing after all. Because I don’t know about you guys, but my pants region is probably going to need a few months to recover after a set of lingerie pictures this hot. Yow! » view all 45 photos
I’ve never really understood why people love UFC so much — watching a bunch of sweaty dudes roll around on the ground together just isn’t my thing — but I’d pony up for pay-per-view just to see a few seconds of their seriously hot ring girls, like today’s InstaBabe Kahili Blundell . Turns out, in addition to being a professional ring hottie, she’s also a semi-pro Instagram model . Anyway, as great as these pictures are, I don’t think it’s enough to push Kahili past Arianny Celeste for the top spot in my official Tuna UFC Hottie Power Rankings, but she’s definitely rising fast. And she’s not the only one either, if you catch my drift… I’m talking about my pants tent, just to be clear. » view all 16 photos
It’s BDSM on the big screen, and all the babes are sexy, and nude! Get ready to pull one off as celebs like Charisma Carpenter , Sasha Grey , and Dakota Johnson get roped. They’ll have your hands tied up in your pants!
®† Tara Reid, perpetual Spring Breaker….is amazing….for some money reasons, including but not limited to being on the beach with her boyfriend…looking like this. Sometimes I need Tara Reid to remember that life’s not so bad…That people have it worst…that bodies have it worst…like hers…destroyed in the making the entity that is Tara Reid…who was at one point in the late 90s, so fucking relevant, in everything and deemed hot as fuck…then one bad set of implants…threw her into a series of bad plastic surgery…in between traveling the world at pool parties drunk… Everything comes to an end…whether it is the party at the end of the night, or the party at the end of a decade of partying that destroyed a bitch, or a career in Hollywood so many of these instagram whores dream of…. Death is inevitable – even when the person is still alive…despite how corpse like they look…or in this case their ass looks…..That bad lippo suction has sucked the soul out of her…she’s like a half deflated bag of dog shit…all lumpy and weird..decaying…but not in spirit…because she still brings it…and dudes still fuck it…and want it around…all leather…and in need of life being breathed into it….like a meth addict on the street corner in florida…who lost her pants 3 years earlier and spends her days asleep on the beach…only more famous…and probably more showered…but equally rotten….. The real issue is why the fuck would she ever wear a bikini….If I was her, I’d opt for the pants…if I was her family, friends, advisors…I’d opt for pants… But the positive in this, the light at the end of the tunnel her corpse is drunkenly stumbling to…is that she’s skinny….and that’s more than we can say for america…because fat girls are everywhere and fat girls are far more gross…than whatever this is. What I am trying to say is that I’m in love… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Tara Reid Bikini Corpse of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Today’s InstaBabe should probably come with a heat advisory, because take it from me, Misty Mason here is so damn hot, she’s liable to melt your computer if you’re not careful. (I’m assuming it’s already too late for your pants regions.) So enjoy this selection of Misty’s best Instagram shots , and make sure to have a fire extinguisher handy, just in case. Continue reading →
Before watching Black Mass, check out Dakota Johnson’s full fronta l nude debut in 50 Shades of Grey . The Blu-ray cut of NBC’s Aquarius adds plenty of hippie skin to the primetime series, and The Overnight turns out to be a real lumber party for your pants!
You probably recognize Alicia Vikander even if you don’t know the name — she was the hot robot in Ex Machina . But the Swedish actress is going to be everywhere pretty soon, at least judging from the serious action going on in my pants right now. Trust me, the Little Tuna’s never wrong about these things. So enjoy the leg show this hipster cutie put on in LA, because according to my calculations, her career is only going up from here. » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com
I know some people think models have it easy, since all they have to do is stand around looking smoking hot all day, but it takes a lot of hard work and effort and, best of all, a lot of trips to the gym in skintight spandex, like Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is doing here. Anyway, I can sympathize, because people seem to think us bloggers have it pretty easy too. And it’s just not true. I mean, just look at this booty profile . Do you know how hard I have to work to keep my pants on while writing these posts every day? Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
