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Luxiboo’s Wet T-shirt Contest At The Beach

Forget Courtney Stodden . After all the hotness we’ve been getting from this Luxiboo chick lately, I think I might have officially found my new favorite busty nobody. I mean, just look at this amazing new shoot of her holding her own personal wet t-shirt contest at the beach. I think I’m in love. …You can feel love in your pants, right? Or is that just me? » view all 11 photos Photos: Fameflynet

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Tennessee Lawmakers Ban ‘Sagging Britches’ In Predominantly Black Town – “We Don’t Want Them Walking Around Half-Naked!”

Tennessee Town To Ban Sagging Pants To Avoid Indecent Exposure When are folks gonna wise up and pull up their pants without having to require a law??? According to Times Free Press: The city of Pikeville, Tenn., doesn’t want its residents to be caught with their pants down. The City Council unanimously approved an ordinance on its first reading Monday night that would require anyone guilty of public indecency, which includes anyone wearing their bottoms “more than three inches below the top of the hips (crest of the ilium),” to pay a fine of “not less than” $25 for a first offense and “not more than” $50 on the subsequent offenses. Pikeville’s city charter requires three readings of an ordinance before it passes, and city Mayor Phil Cagle said it would probably be another couple of months before they’re able to put the law into effect. The ordinance language is aimed at public indecency in general, and says that although state law prohibits some public indecency, it “allows for some behavior that is considered indecent.” According to the ordinance, the city of Pikeville finds “the exposure of a person’s buttocks and genital area or undergarments is offensive and indecent.” But Cagle said he doesn’t want the new ordinance to be seen as singling out the problem of “sagging britches.” However, aside from some wording, the main difference between the city ordinance and state law was the inclusion of language outlawing the exposure of “skin or undergarments” by wearing “pants or skirts” too low. Other offenses listed include lewd and sexual acts, publicly relieving oneself and indecent exposure of body parts. Pikeville’s ordinance also states that “there is evidence that indicates that wearing sagging pants is injurious to the health of the wearer as it causes improper gait.” Cagle said that before proposing the local public indecency legislation, the city had abided by the state’s public indecency laws. However, Cagle said that he did not know what the state’s law said, so he couldn’t explain how the ordinance was different. “All I know is we just don’t want them running around half naked on our streets,” Cagle said. “That’s the bottom line.” SMH at the saggin pants being in the same category with lewd sexual acts and publicly “relieving oneself” – nice. WENN

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Emily DiDonato Is Pure Sweetness

I always have a tough time keeping track of all the Sports Illustrated models out there, probably because they keep adding more each year, and they’re all hot enough to make my brain shut down every time I see them in a bikini. You’d think as a professional bikini blogger, I’d be used to it by now. But as soon as I came across this spread Emily DiDonato did for H&M, I lost the ability to both form complete sentences and keep my pants on. Weird, right? The people at that Starbucks I just got kicked out of thought so too.

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Ashley Benson Does Complex Good!

For a while there, it seemed like that stupid winter was never gonna end, but now that it’s finally starting to get warm out again, it means things like this are going to become a more common occurrence: sexy summer-themed photoshoots from hotties like Ashley Benson here for the latest issue of Complex . We haven’t gotten to see Ashley as much as I’d like these days, so I hope this is just the start of summer filled with bikini goodness from my favorite former Spring Breaker . Because I don’t know about you guys, but temperatures are steadily rising in my pants region right now.

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Madison Murray Has Fun At The Beach!

Out of all the chicks I cyber-stalk follow online, and trust me, there’s a lot of them, Madison Murray here is by far the coolest one of them all. And no, I’m not just saying that to try to get in her pants. Oh wait, nevermind, yes I am. Anyway, here’s Madison’s latest super cute photoshoot, and after this, I think it’s time to officially take our relationship to the next level: I want to meet her and make her my ex-wife. I know, I know, I’m a hopeless romantic. It’s kind of embarrassing.

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Emma Stone’s Spidey Sensors Pop Out

I don’t put up too many pictures of Emma Stone on the site, but don’t get me wrong, I’m a fan of the ginger cutie. She’s just not usually this interesting — and by interesting, I mean chilly. Because if there’s any silver lining to the cold weather that just won’t end this year, it’s this case of nippleitis Emma came down with at the Amazing Spider-Man 2 premiere. I don’t know about you guys, but my Spidey senses are definitely tingling after these pictures. You can get that in your pants region, right? I’m sure I’ll hear it from the nerds if not. » view all 27 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Angry Chinese Woman Mooning of the Day

There’s something glorious about seeing an ancient Chinese proverb in action…when your neighbor films…drop your pants and moon him…even if you’re 1000 years old…it’s the buddhist way…would you like some egg roll with that? I would.

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Madonna and Miley’s Weird Mash-Up of the Day

Get More: Miley Cyrus , Miley Cyrus: Unplugged , Full Episodes I don’t really know if this is masturbation fodder, but it is pretty funny, but more importantly I have faith in you, and you ability to be the most depressing, desperate and experience masturbator around…the kind of person who can masturbate to anything, from random girls grocery shopping, to the way a girl in Dunkin’ Donuts sucks her coffee lid, to even a sock that is mysteriously frozen on the sidewalk…you have skills, sure they are unmarketable and pathetic…but then again so is Madonna, who probably makes 100 million dollars a year just being Madonna, yet still does she like this for her ego…weird. Apparently – this is Miley’s new cover for W Magazine, with long hair, like she doesn’t care…even though I think her twerking is more representative of how she doesn’t care…for obvious reasons, sure it draws attention to herself…but shit’s still humiliating and she still does it…with ederly, on TV, with married men…she just doesn’t give a fuck..

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Jessica Simpson’s Mom Cleavage of the Day

Jessica Simpson has always been busty, so that’s not going to change just because she’s had a bunch of kids and gained a bunch of weight….if anything that bustiness is gonna just get more busty and not in a good way…because if you’ve ever fucked a depressed, sad, sloppy, fat single mom, because you could, you will know her tits look more like the frozen vomit you left on her front porch…than something you’d masturbate to pictures of… So sure, she is contractually obligated to lose a ton of fucking weight, and with that coupled with baby making…comes deflated boobs…and I guess this is what those boobs look like in a push up bra…not all that good right. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Nina Agdal Does Terry Richardson Good

Looks like I might have spoke too soon when I called that Lisalla Montenegro bikini shoot the sexiest photoshoot of the year. Because this one Nina Agdal just did for Terry Richardson definitely deserves a spot in the Top 5. In fact, the only thing keeping these pictures from going #1 right now is that there aren’t more of them. So if/when more of these ridiculously hot pictures get released, I’ll be sure to update my rankings. You know, assuming I’m able to regain consciousness after I pass out from my pants spontaneously combusting.

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