April Fools – IMAG1028.jpg Justin was teasing us on Twitter saying if we wanted a teaser for the ‘Boyfriend’ music video Everyone wanted it so he posted it and it turns out that his ‘teaser’ was a prank an April Fools prank Thanks Justin You made all ur beliebers piss their pants Read this article: April Fools
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April Fools
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I don’t know what the hell is going on here, I know that Christie Brinkley is an old lady, but strange things are still happening in my pants. I think it moved. Seriously, the woman is fifty-eight years old…. This is not normal.
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Cruise crushes Bon Jovi in the new extended trailer for the musical. By Gil Kaufman Tom Cruise in “Rock of Ages” Photo: Warner Bros. Pictures Up until now, we’ve seen glimpses of Stacee Jaxx. They’ve mostly been of the big tattooed wings on his back and his totally ripped torso. But in the just-released extended trailer for the movie remake of the smash Broadway jukebox musical “Rock of Ages” we finally get to hear a bit more from Tom Cruise as faded 80s metal icon Jaxx. In the final scene of the new two-and-a-half minute extended trailer , Cruise sings Bon Jovi’s “Wanted Dead or Alive” like an arena-rocking champ as sparks rain down from the rafters and his flowing mane of hair and tight leather pants drive the crowd into a frenzy. It just goes to show that all the research Cruise did to nail Jaxx paid off. “I just kind of studied the whole time period and read a lot of books,” he told MTV News of his preparation for the role. The clip shows off even more of star-stuffed cast, including a mustachioed Paul Giamatti, eternally psyched crowd-surfing club promoter Alec Baldwin , narrator Russell Brand , nerdy journalist Malin Akerman and, yes, a monkey in a studded leather jacket named “hey, man.” We also hear from aspiring rocker Diego Boneta as starry-eyed aspiring rocker Drew Boley, as well as the girl of his dreams, Julianne Hough , as they duet on the classic hair metal ballad “Heaven” by Warrant. Back in February, Hough had nothing but praise for Cruise’s previously untapped musical chops . “Oh, he’s fantastic,” Hough said. “If I remember correctly, I hear his … grandparents or something were opera singers, so he has this tone and this pitch that is incredible.” Catherine Zeta-Jones is resplendent in her pink pantsuit as the uptight Patricia Whitmore, who is determined to shut down the filthy Ages club. And a hilarious Baldwin is there at every turn to make her skin crawl, with lines such as, “Oh my God, I just threw up … in my pants.” Mary J. Blige gets a bit of shine as wise club veteran Justice Charlier, telling Hough, “The stage is a pedestal, when you’re up there, you’re untouchable.” The movie, which opens on June 15, also features “Breaking Bad” actor Bryan Cranston and Will Forte. Check out everything we’ve got on “Rock of Ages.” For breaking news, celebrity columns, humor and more — updated around the clock — visit MTVMoviesBlog.com.
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Tom Cruise Sings In New ‘Rock Of Ages’ Trailer!
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Here are some ridiculous Jordan Carver pictures because I don’t understand Jordan Carver…Sure I get the big tits people like looking at…that’s pretty easy to understand….I just don’t get how they happened. Are they real? They can’t be…they must be fake….and the good news for this Carver nobody but a bitch with huge tits…is that shit compensates for her average at best face. I’m sure she’s a nice girl though….I mean she must be to be out taking pics like this for attention…Right?
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Jordan Carver is a Cowgirl of the Day
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You know what I like about Zippora Seven, besides her hippie fucking name, that is cartoon-ish and fun, but for some reason makes me want to grown out my bush and roll around in mud while hugging a fucking tree and eating organic vegan food like her parents…it’s just that exciting a name… I like that she gets naked for fashion or more importantly for money to put herself out there on the international scene, but even more importantly, she was getting naked for fashion or more importantly for money when she was fucking 16 in 2008 , because like all good sheep herders from New Zealand, her nudist parents embraced her tight teen titties as much as I wish I could…. That was 4 years ago, but she’s still up to her old tricks, this time at 20 and in some Ukrainian edition of a fashion mag….she started at it young, nice and experienced and still young. I dig it.
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Zippora Seven in L’Officiel Ukraine March 2012 of the DAy
I think Kate Moss is probably one of the best models of all time….only because she lives the fucking rockstar life….going to all the best parties, fucking all the unprotected rockstar and A-List celebrity cock she can get her pussy around. She’s not fat, in fact hated for being too skinny in the 90s, she’s aged amazing like all that hard living has kept her pickled and preserved… but most importantly throughout most of this, she’s been a fucking mom to a kid I doubt sees that much….which is exciting me since I am an aspiring deadbeat parent….it can be done in the classiest of fucking ways…..I also like that she doesn’t give a fuck, you know part of being a millionaire for being hot, with top grade millionaires throwing their semen at her….and in being as punk as she is…she always gets topless or naked, when paid or unpaid, cuz why bother not being naked… That said, I’m not sure why her pants are undone. But I’m glad they are…. Maybe she’s airing out her well traveled, tired, dirty twat I wish I could taste…. Maybe I should stop focusing on that…because this is the kid of shit that can motivate me to try to convince mom’s in the park to undo their pants…and that’s the kind of shit that gets me arrested…or hurt…. To See the Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
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Kate Moss Forgets to Do Up Her Pants of the Day
One of my favorite things for as long as I can remember is watching girls picking their wedgies…I don’t know if it is the idea of their fingers being so close to their assholes…or if it is the whole idea of their pants rubbing hard against their anus…but for some reason…wedgies are fucking porn to me….it’s the whole slapping of underwear elastics coupled with the awkwardness of how it must feel to have so much fabric wedged between your ass cheeks…that just makes it a glorious thing to watch….what makes it even better is that girls don’t even get phased by wedgies…and aren’t ashamed of them as they should be…you know there’s no…”Oh my, my pants are so far up my asshole I feel them tickling my insides, I should go handle this in the bathroom”…it’s right there, out in the open, fingers digging….and they happen in all publc places, from the grocery store, to the fanciest restaurant…. all the fucking time…it is one of society’s great pleasures…and we have human ass cheek design to thank for that…. So here’s Miley Rocking Wedgies Hard… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
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Miley Cyrus Wedgie Ass in Shorts of the Day
In honor of That ’70s Show and Are You There, Chelsea ‘s Laura Prepon and her highly skinticipated nude debut in Lay the Favorite , we’re compiling our top picks for that most glorious of gratuitous nudes- the nude sunbathing scene . Because when it’s cold and grey outside, there ain’t nothing like some sunkissed suck sacks to send us on a tropical vacation (in our pants of course). More after the jump!
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Soak Up Some Suck Sacks with Skin Central’s Top Nude Sunbathing Scenes [PICS]
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They’ve brought you heaping helpings of holiday cheer, but now these XXXmas vixens are here to give you a whole ‘nother type of warm and fuzzy feeling…in your pants. So after the presents have been opened and the roast (or ham, we’re not here to judge) has been carved, cuddle up to some succulent sweater kittens from these Christmas movie moms! More after the jump!
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TIT’s the Season for Christmas Movie Moms Nude [PICS]
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