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Cheryl Tweedy’s Hot See Through Dress

I haven’t seen my future ex wife Cheryl Tweedy in quite some time, ever since she was dumped by X-Factor for having that weird accent, so I’m happy to see she’s doing alright. Here she is in what looks like a sweet see through dress on the set of some movie she’s working on. I hope she plays a hooker or stripper or something, she’s already got the cheesy thigh tattoo. I don’t know how her accent is going to work on the big screen, I hope this thing has subtitles. I guess it doesn’t matter, she’s hot enough to pull it off.

Tyler, The Creator Recalls His First Performance, On ‘When I Was 17’

Odd Future’s Tyler, the Creator talks about his achievements on “When I Was 17.” By Kara Warner Tyler, The Creator Photo: MTV News This week’s new episode of “When I Was 17,” airing Saturday (August 27) at 11 a.m., is all about three outspoken rising stars in the hip-hop and rap communities who also happen to be VMA Best New Artist nominees. The most outspoken and unpredictable of the three is Odd Future standout Tyler, the Creator , who revealed that his 17th year featured two career-making moments, the release of his album and his first-ever “concert” performance. “When I was 17, I released The Odd Future Tape. That was my first album as a collective,” Tyler said, adding that the release led to the group’s first-ever performance. “My first performance was a talent show. I didn’t set us up for it, Hodgy did,” he recalled. “I was really excited because I’d never performed before.” Evidently, Tyler went all out during the show and at one point ended up dropping his pants for a not-so-receptive crowd. “I was jumping around, pulled my pants down. During parts of the songs, I would go in the crowd and just wild out and go crazy,” he said. “The guy who put it together, his mom and other family members were in the front. I didn’t know that they were heavy church people.” Unsurprisingly, the group’s performance did not receive an encore at that particular venue. “We were talking about 666 onstage and stuff,” Tyler said. “And then they just cut the music and were like, ‘Hey, get the f— out of here.” Tyler isn’t looking back with any regrets, of course. He’s got two huge VMA nominations to think about, Best New Artist and Video of the Year. “I’m really excited,” Tyler told MTV News of his Video of the Year nod. “Shout out to Ron Artest. If I lose to any of those wackass videos, I’m gonna be mad because they all suck — except for Adele’s.” The Cali rapper/ producer/ director was more willing to discuss his fellow Best New Artist nominees. “The Best New Artist thing, that’s cool,” he said. ” Wiz [Khalifa] is a really good dude and I’ve been a fan of his music, so if he wins I’ll be pretty excited. I wanna win that for sure, but Wiz is awesome, I’ve been listening to him since ’08,” he said. “Even Kreayshawn , she’s cool. So if she wins that too, I’ll be pretty stoked. But you know, I wanna win, I’m just gonna keep it 100.” “When I Was 17” — this week featuring VMA nominees Big Sean, Tyler, the Creator and Kreayshawn — airs Saturday at 11 a.m. on MTV. The 28th annual MTV Video Music Awards will air live Sunday, August 28, from the Nokia Theatre in Los Angeles at 9 p.m. ET/PT, following the Selena Gomez-hosted pre-show at 8. See the list of nominees, revisit last year’s highlights and vote for Best New Artist by visiting VMA.MTV.com . Related Videos Preview: Tyler, The Creator, Big Sean And Kreayshawn On ‘When I Was 17’

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This chick is smoking hot

Here are some damn awesome pics of Kimberly Kato, an internet model who is making waves on the internet and in your pants. Continue reading

Heidi Klum’s Awesome Supermodel Underboob

I think we all know just how Heidi Klum’s hotness can change things, like the tightness of my pants, so I had to post these pictures of her sweet supermodel cleavage at some fancy arts party. Sure she’s getting up there in age, especially in the world of supermodels, but she still knows how to get people to stand up and take notice. Well maybe not stand up, sometimes you have to wait a few moments for things to settle down, but she still gets noticed. Two boner jokes in one post. Sweet.

Florida On The Verge Of Passing An Anti-Sagging Law?

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There’s been talk about passing an “anti-sagging law” for years now, which would prevent men from wearing their pants below their waist and exposing their underwear in public. Although some states have already banned “sagging pants”, it seems that more states are jumping on the bandwagon with this new law. Now, Florida senators are in the midst of passing the law that men can not expose their underwear in public and especially in school settings. State Senator Gary Siplin has been working on the bill which would be targeted towards school’s dress codes for six years now, and it seems like he is finally close to closing the deal. These rules will make it against the law when boys wear their pants so low that you’re able to see their underwear. This rule applies to both boys and girls. Kevin Gordon, a principle in a Florida school, says administrators are attempting to teach youth what is appropriate in the workplace. He stated: “if you are not dressed appropriately, then you’re not ready for school. If you are not ready for school, you’re not ready to be successful.” Hm, what do you think about this statement? The problem comes in when this law is targeted toward a certain group of men, i.e. African American men and boys. What happened to our First Amendment Right? I believe in the freedom of expression, so forgive me for thinking that people should be able to dress however they want to dress, even if it means having their pants hanging off their butts. My motto is “hey,  you do you!” I don’t think that this issue of “sagging pants” would be a problem if the negative stereotypes didn’t come from it such as “thugs”, “gang bangers”, “jail birds” etc. and I think that it is a shame that the government would try and regulate people’s style of clothing. If they take away that freedom, what’s next?! What do you think? Do you think the way that you dress affects your success level? Do you think that the government has a reason to regulate how people dress? Read the full story at Bossip.com. Why We Need To Get Tough On Guns “If He Goes To Grad School I May Have To Leave My Job”

Florida On The Verge Of Passing An Anti-Sagging Law?

Florida Passes An Anti-Sagging Law?

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There’s been talk about passing an “anti-sagging law” for years now, which would prevent men from wearing their pants below their waist and exposing their underwear in public. Now, Florida senators are in the midst of passing the law that boys can’t expose their underwar in public and especially in school settings. State Senator Gary Siplin has been working on the bill which would be targeted towards school’s dress codes and he is close to making it a law after six years of fighting. SB 228 and House version, HB 61, makes it against the law when boys wear their pants so low that you’re able to see their underwear. This rule applies to both boys and girls. Kevin Gordon, a principle in a Florida school, says school administrators are sending a message on what is appropriate in the workplace. He stated: “ If you are not dressed appropriately, then you’re not ready for school. If you are not ready for school, you’re not ready to be successful.” What do you think? Do you think the way that you dress affects your success level? Do you think that the government has a reason to regulate how people dress? Read the full story at Bossip.com. Why We Need To Get Tough On Guns “If He Goes To Grad School I May Have To Leave My Job”

Florida Passes An Anti-Sagging Law?

The “Real” Hottest Chick In The Game: Michelle Obama To Speak At Spelman College Commencement

More than 500 graduates of Spelman Graduates are preparing for a commencement address they won’t soon forget. On May 18, first lady Michelle Obama will deliver the commencement address to the liberal arts women’s college located in Atlanta, Georgia, White House sources said today. Read More At theGrio.com

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Deion Sanders Says His Former Mentee Dez Bryant Needs Help Being A Man

Deion Sanders took a moment out of his day today to go in on his former mentee, Dallas Cowboys receiver Dez Bryant. Bryant has recently gotten himself in a little trouble recently for acting up in a Texas mall after security asked him and his friends to pull their pants up (SMH): Deion Sanders, who stopped mentoring Dez Bryant months ago, strongly criticized the Dallas Cowboys receiver in reaction to the criminal trespass warning given to Bryant over the weekend at a Dallas mall. “I’m upset but not surprised whatsoever,” Sanders said on The Ben & Skin Show on ESPN 103.3 FM in Dallas. Sanders described Bryant’s behavior at NorthPark Center on Saturday as “ignorant.” Wow. Dez is on some bullshyte though: The 2010 first-round pick was issued the warning after an off-duty police officer requested that Bryant and his friends pull up their pants because their underwear was showing and Bryant responded with repeated profanity, according to the police report. “I feel like the cop was in the wrong here more than anything,” Bryant told ESPNDallas.com on Friday. “Don’t just make it seem like I went off and had a hot head for no reason. That’s the only thing I did wrong — I used profanity.” Still Sanders said Bryant has issues stemming from his difficult childhood. “He needs help. He needs help,” Sanders said. “I told the Cowboys from Day One that he needs help. Matter of fact, they have a team in place to help him. But you cannot tell a grown man what to do. I don’t have a problem with you lying to me. That’s one thing,” Sanders said. “But when you lie to yourself as a man, you have a serious problem and that’s where this kid is. And I can’t condone it. I really can’t. It tarnishes everything else I’m trying to develop in these kids [in his youth program]. I can’t allow you to poison other kids that I’m trying to mentor and take to another level.” To which Dez replied: “I wish Deion would come to me as a man and talk to me,” Bryant told ESPNDallas.com. “I’ve been reaching out to Deion. I’ve never done anything wrong to Deion or disrespected him. I’ve never lied to Deion.” Well that sounds like a lot of drama, but if Dez doesn’t see anything wrong with him being a grown a$s millionaire man walking around the NorthPark Center mall with hisdrawls hanging out….then that guy does need help and perhaps a new mentor at that! Yes this man definitely sounds like he needs some help in the “manning up” department, but ladies he’s not bad to look at…SMH. Source

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Kitten Natividad: The Mr. Skin Skinterview

Kitten Natividad . The name alone is enough to inspire a volcanic eruption in the pants of an entire generation of men. From her early days as a traveling stripper to her current incarnation as a malevolent matron in Sugar Boxx , Kitten (nee Francesca) and her twins have been the gold standard of gazongas for five decades. Skin Central spoke with the vivacious titan of titillation about her new film, her lesbian tenants, her love of construction workers, and much more. Read the interview after the jump!

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Kitten Natividad: The Mr. Skin Skinterview

 

Kitten Natividad. The name alone is enough to inspire a volcanic eruption in the pants of an entire generation of men. From her early days as a traveling stripper to her current incarnation as a malevolent matron in Sugar Boxx, Kitten (nee Francesca) and her twins have been the gold standard of gazongas for five decades. Skin Central spoke with the vivacious titan of titillation about her new film, her lesbian tenants, her love of construction workers, and much more!

Skin Central: So you had a birthday recently?

Kitten: Yes, on February 13. And you know, everything is getting better in my life, I feel so secure about decisions I make. Of course, my body’s not what it was, but mentally I feel so smart. Now I have apartment buildings and I really enjoy running the place and doing the plumbing, and sometimes I tell the plumbers what they’re doing wrong, cause I just watch them like hawks! At first, because I pack a pussy they just had no respect for me. (laughs)

Skin Central: Have you had anybody come to look at an apartment and recognize you?

Kitten: Yes they recognize me, but I mostly rent to lesbians. I don’t want guys coming up in there, it’s a nice place, it’s heavenly to just go in the morning, and throw your clothes in the wash, and walk around naked. It’s kinda neat.

Skin Central: That’s great. So you did a film recently, Sugar Boxx….

Kitten: Yes. [Director Cody Jarrett] knew who I was, but he didn’t really have me in mind [at first]. I guess he thought I was going to be some kind of a diva or something. I wanted to play a part where I wasn’t a sex symbol, I wanted to be an ASSHOLE.

Skin Central: You’re the bitchy matron in this film, right?

Kitten: Yes! I wanted to be unattractive, as long as I know what I look like when I come home and take off my clothes and get in front of that mirror and I say “ah! You look good” then I’m happy (laughs) And I did a GREAT job, [the director] said, and I’ve seen the movie with different audiences and the audiences don’t know I’m there, I sneak in when they start the film. And I hear them ROOTING for me even though I’m the bad guy, and when I get killed they go “NOOOOOOO!” (laughs)

Skin Central: So was it a stretch for you to play that kind of a role, a mean hard-ass?

Kitten: NO! Because you know what, it was HILARIOUS, and everybody on the set was really, really good, and when you have good actors it makes everything so natural, and [it] falls in place, and Cody was so calm. I don’t know if he’s on tranquilizers or WHAT, but I mean half the set’s falling apart, the shower scene doesn’t work, [and] he’s just calm as can be. And you know what? He has to be otherwise we’d all go crazy.

Skin Central: When you first started out, you toured the country for several years, right?

Kitten: Oh my god, I toured the country for- let me see- from 1970 to the 90’s, for thirty years! I had like 7 suitcases, and [after a while] I stopped having husbands to carry my makeup cases, you know, ‘cause they were too expensive to have (laughs) I said, you know, I’ll carry my own makeup case, and God it was hard work.

Skin Central: Are there any cities or clubs you remember particularly fondly?

Kitten: Oh God, yes! I remember that I loved New York, and I always lost a lot of weight there because I would walk like 38 blocks to the hotel.

Skin Central: Yeah, everybody’s so skinny in New York ‘cause they walk so much!

Kitten: It’s marvelous. What I loved about New York is, there were always these construction workers, and I would just walk by and “HEY BABY! YEAAAH SHAKE ‘EM! LOOK AT THOSE MILK SHAKERS!” and I just LOVED it! Oh God, did I do a show for them! And I’d say, “Come see me at Show World, baby, and see ALL of it!” and they’d go crazy! I’d bring down the house there.

Skin Central: Would they show up [that night]?

Kitten: You BETCHA they would! And boy, they cleaned up pretty good. I liked to strap those workers on! (laughs)

Skin Central: What inspired you to get into nude modeling and stripping in the first place?

Kitten: Well, you know, I always used to look at myself in a mirror and I liked what I saw, and I wished people could see how good my body is. Nude modeling did it.

Skin Central: You wanted to share with the world.

Kitten: I wanted to be a SHOWBOAT! (laughs)

Skin Central: You do some really classic stripping routines, like the feather fan dance and the giant martini glass…what do you think about these younger girls who have [revived] that culture?kitten 5

Kitten: Ohhh, I think it’s just beautiful! But there’s one thing to be a real successful stripper- you’ve gotta show that you just love for men to look at you. You just gotta love the whole thing, gotta love the guys to look at you, you gotta love men, and what you’re doing, you love your costumes, you love your routine, your music, it all has to come together as a beautiful, perfectly timed, climactic moment.

Skin Central: So it’s all about the energy, the connection with the audience….

Kitten: Yes, yes! I’ve seen some wonderful, wonderful dancers and strippers [who could] care less about their audience.

Skin Central: You were working as a stripper when you first met Russ Meyer, right?

Kitten: Yes, I’ve always been a stripper, since I was 21, honey.

Skin Central: How did you two meet?

Kitten: Well, we met through some friends who brought him to see my show. And he hired me on the spot. I think he wanted to screw me right there and then. I was married at the time.

Skin Central: So how much time passed between then and when you shot Up?

Kitten: Probably a couple of weeks. He was finished with Up!, but it didn’t make any sense, so he wanted me to be the chorus, so it would make sense.

Skin Central: Weren’t the crews [on his films] very small?

Kitten: The crews were small, but you know what, it’s because he wanted to control everybody, and everybody had a job. And it worked out great, he used his own bedroom, his own house, and he used the outside, which saved a lot of money. To tell you the truth, the outside was beautiful and great, and he loved deserts, you know.

Skin Central: Did you ever have to do any other jobs on the set, like lighting, or your own makeup, or anything like that?

Kitten: No, he was screwing me, I was his queen bee, honey. He didn’t want me to carry any of the equipment. He abused me in other ways, like 30 takes of running up and down a hill. How would you like to run up and down a hill barefoot over rocks and weeds and all that stuff? You know, having your tits flop up and down, and be beautiful, and not out of breath…but I was young, and I could do it.

kitten 4Skin Central: I was thinking of the first scene in Up!, where you’re nude and in the top of that tree.

Kitten: That was very scary, we had to use ladders, and then a guy had to go behind me looking up the crack of my ass so I wouldn’t fall…one time I did fall, so he put his hand there. Actually I got tired of sitting on that piece of wood with ants crawling up my ass, so then (Russ) had to tell the guy to cup his hands and I sat on his hands for the rest of the thing.

Skin Central: So is it true that when you first started working with Russ Meyer, you didn’t know how to fake an orgasm?

Kitten: Well, you know [Russ Meyer] says, “fake it” and I hadn’t been an actress, it was my first film! So he took one of the crew (guys) and made him lay down and I sat on the guy’s face and I had my orgasm. He was very accommodating. I never told my husband how I did that orgasm! (laughs)

Skin Central: [One of your] famous cameos was in Airplane! How did you get that gig?

Kitten: You know what? People would call me. They would know exactly where I was working, and they would call and say, “We’ve got this part.” I didn’t have an agent. That’s it. It was different in those days. Let me tell you something- I was the pioneer. See, somebody like me would never get movie parts or anything, being a stripper, or a porn star or whatever. I opened up gates for the mainstream films and all that. I wanted to be a stripper that had a lot of PR, so I did nude magazines, I did the dating game, I would do anything to put [myself] out there.

Skin Central: You were on The Gong Show, weren’t you?

Kitten: I was on The Gong Show, the $1.98 beauty contest. That crap. (laughs)

Skin Central: A lot of the things you’ve done [have] this blend of sexiness and comedy – has this always been part of your public persona?

Kitten: It’s been my life, my everyday life, it’s part of me RIGHT NOW. (laughs)kitten 6

Skin Central: So it’s your [real] personality.

Kitten: This is what I am! (laughs)

Skin Central: Well, I do have one serious question. You’re a breast cancer survivor. How did [that experience] affect your outlook on life?

Kitten: You know what, it cleaned up my outlook on life. It was like somebody up there telling me, you better shape up, bitch, ‘cause I was doing lots of drugs and drinking a lot and not eating healthy and really stressed out…and you know, once that happened, I just decided to fight and to clean up my act and everything worked out. I was abusing myself, and so when I got the breast cancer I said I wanna live, and I wanna live good and I wanna take care of this body. That’s how I survived it, I went for it and I cleaned up my act – and I did not take it on the road (laughs)

Skin Central: As someone who was part of the stripper culture of the ‘60s and the B-movie culture of the ‘70s, what do you think about the revival of those art forms that’s going on right now- films like Sugar Boxx, [which is] a tribute to the B-movies of the ‘70s?

Kitten: Everybody welcomes them, it’s time again! What goes around comes around, and this is the timing right now, we’re ready for it. We’re sick of the old, we want the- very, very old AGAIN! (laughs)

Skin Central: I’m just curious…Have you ever dated a man who wasn’t a breast man? Who was like “meh, I could take ‘em or leave ‘em.” Because you’re famous for your…

Kitten: Of course, of course! They’re called horn dogs, they’ll fuck anybody (big laugh) [But] I want a man to worship my breasts, yes baby, and there’s plenty of ‘em. They’re lined up (laughs)