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Flashback Hotness With Shannon Elizabeth

I’m kind of annoyed that I have to write a post about Shannon Elizabeth , what has she done in the last decade that deserves being mentioned? Nothing. All she’s doing is wasting valuable time I could be spending writing about nipple slips and my pants getting tighter

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Flashback Hotness With Shannon Elizabeth

Heather Graham Because She Is Hot

Here’s Heather Graham leaving MTV studios. I don’t know what she’s promoting other than pure cougar hotness.

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Heather Graham Because She Is Hot

Who Was Tiger Woods Bringing to Posh Golf Club?

Oh Tiger Woods, didn’t you learn anything from fellow A-list athlete Kobe Bryant? When your pants (reportedly) come down, the truth is usually only seconds away from going down, too. Key word..

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Who Was Tiger Woods Bringing to Posh Golf Club?

Michael Jackson Gets Butlered

Filed under: Gerard Butler Now this is funny ….Gerard Butler in London. Michael Jackson would pee his pants if he saw this.

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Michael Jackson Gets Butlered

Cheryl Tweedy Is Still Married To The Douche

Over the past little while rumors had been floating around that Cheryl Tweedy’s marriage was on the rocks because she wasn’t wearing her wedding ring. Sadly her ring is back on.

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If You're Going To Make A False ID…

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The Pee Sermon

A preacher gives a sermon about how men who pee sitting down will cause the downfall of Western civilization.

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The Pee Sermon

They grow up so fast

Yesterday, Lis was here and we were reading and chatting. She said “I want this for Christmas.” I glanced up to see her thumbing through the Avon cataloge

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They grow up so fast

Just another reason why mentally retarded people should not have children

Pam Anderson forgot her pants again and she’s having all kinds of trouble with those boys of hers. Brandon, 13, and Dylan, 11 are terrorizing the trailer park and fighting at school.. * Pam: “Boy, they’re so feisty.

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Just another reason why mentally retarded people should not have children

Kelly Rowland and the Smallest Fake Tits on the Beach of the Day

These are probably the hottest pictures I’ve seen on the beach in a long time, not because she looks good, or sexy or even worth fucking, but because if it wasn’t for Destiny’s Child, this bitch would just be pregnant in the projects, and I’m not saying that cuz I am racist or think that’s where all black girls belong, but she had an abusive alcoholic father and that’s just the fuckin’ stats motherfucker, so instead of working the welfare check line, she’s working the beach and living the decadent life, unfortunately, not working a hot bikini to show off her shitty small implants, because that’d make these pictures make a hell of a lot more sense….. Pics via Bauer

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