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Reese to Police — I’ll Help Bust Your Bad Guy

Filed under: Celebrity Justice Reese Witherspoon is more than happy to become the key witness in a case involving a vicious fight between two members of the paparazzi. The whole thing started in Brentwood earlier today, when two pappers — not ours — were trying to get a shot of … Permalink

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Kim Kardashian’s Fat Tits in Costume of the Day

I have never seen so much excitement over a fat chick’s big tits before Kim Kardashian hit the scene and I realize why and that’s because she’s a proportionate fat chick, who looks like she’s got an hour glass figure like some modern day Marilyn Monroe after Marilyn rolled around in pig shit back home at the farm and grew a set of testicles. It’s like the fat attached itself in the right place andthe illusion that she’s not fat, as long as she’s posing in the picture alone, or with someone in shoulder pads or a fat suit, but the second you put her next to a normal sized girl or sideways, you’ll see just how many late night snacks she’s been eating all these years, but after taking the lead of my tit loving friend who never discriminated against tits strictly based on what they were attached to, so long as they were nice, Kim Kardashian’s got some seriously rockin’ tits and here are the pics she took for her website, because everyone knows tits get clicks….

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Lady Gaga Kils a Paparazzi of the Day

I want to know who the fuck is paying off everyone for Lady Gaga’s career. Last night she awarded for her contribution to style in New York. I realize that decision makers don’t always know what’s u and a lot of politics and money go into making these choices and I get that it is easy for idiots to get confused by what Lady Gaga does, thinking it may be fashionable, when really it is fucking ridiculous and circus shit and I understand that Lady Gaga is all the fucking rage today, so if you have an award to give, givingit to her is good marketing because the second she shows to your event, people will know you exist or some shit….but am I the only one who is bored of this bitch

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Lamar & Khloe’s Boa Bite

Hey Lakers fans , are you worried about Lamar Odom’s marriage to Khloe Kardashian ? All this attention from the paparazzi and the Kardashians constant need to be in the public eye has to affect his play right

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Ginger Spice is Too Clever for the Perverted Paparazzi of the Day

Here are some pictures of an unfortunate case of being too clever for the paparazzi to snap off shots of your panties or pussy because we live in a generation where everyone, even everyday girls know that if they get out of a car in a short skirt casually, without their guard up, after a few too many drinks, the people around them are going to get a flash, and they don’t have pervert camera guys all up on them, meaning Ginger Spice isn’t really that clever at all and I guess the fact that the shot was missed is good news because I don’t really care to see what meat she’s packin, not that I turn down any vagina or look away when faced with any vagina but there are just some vaginas probably better left underwraps that I tend to not think about unless it is pretty much force fed to me….and here are the boring pics cuz I have nothing better to do than write about a fucking Spice Girl ten years after the Spice Girls…. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Kanye West Gets Slap On The Wrist

Kanye West avoids jail time.

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Audrina is a Piece of Shit Fake Punk of the Day

Where I am from a whole lot of french trash street kids are obsessed with punk rock. They do the whole squeegee punk bullshit where they don’t wash, wear old band shirts, have stupid dyed hair, bullet shell belts, cargo pants and high boots and piercings, and they are fucking obsessed with The Exploited.

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Sophie Monk Working Out Her Sloppy Body in Tights of the Day

Sophie Monk was working out in as little clothes possible for shit to not fully scream a publicity stunt, until she decided to do what any bottom feeding attention whore would do and call the paparazzi to come and snap off some pics of her, because I guess she’s been working out or at least staying fit since her body is really all she has to offer and she figures if the paparazzi send out the pics, maybe people will post them and maybe producers who already know and ignore the fact she exists, will change their tune on her and give her work, despite her having no talent. I guess the only thing we can learn from Sophie Monk and her hanging on to whatever she has as hard as she can is that delusions can take us across the world and into the bed of random popstars and in turn into a household name, cuz let’s face it, she’s only a somebody cuz of that pussy her pants are so gently squeezing… Pics via Fame

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Jessica Alba Takes Her Pumpkin To The Patch

Jessica Alba took her adorable little pumpkin, daughter Honor Marie to the patch in West Hollywood yesterday afternoon. With the paparazzi looking on, the Into The Blue babe and her daughter played in the hay and hopefully picked out a great pumpkin for carving.

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Kim Kardashian Dressed Like a Fat Exotic Animal for her Birthday of the Day

The BIG news today is that Kim Kardashian is squeezed her fat ass into a tight dress for her birthday that is pretty much advertising hat she’s no longer a spring chicken and is just one year away from 30, not that anyone could think of her as a spring chicken, since we are all tainted by the screenshots her getting fucked by some black dude in video…..and when a girl fucks a black dude in video, you know she’s been thru a whole lot of other dudes first. This wasn’t a losing my viriginity lets document the shit for future references and memories so I can show my kid, it was the type of situation where she let a motherfucker piss on her and I don’t know about you, but most girls need to be pretty well practiced in the pussy to let a motherfucker piss on them and the sex tape was more a “let’s generate some buzz, make some money, follow Paris’ lead and do all that shit because I have no shame and I am a whore” and everyone knows pornstars start out sluts before doing porn… Either way, she’s a fat slob of a woman with a dirty cunt who is too old to jerk off to but some of you like her, so here are the pics. Pics via Bauer and via Fame

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