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13 Bat$hit Craziest Things Britney Spears Has Ever Done

Britney Spears has done a lot of crazy stuff throughout her lengthy career.  No, we're not just talking about that time she shaved her head.  Even before her very public meltdown, Spears did many things that had fans questioning what was really going on with her.  We have a list of the craziest things she has ever done.  1. I’m A Snake 4 U Remember that time she performed with a live snake at the MTV VMAs back in 2001? So much could have went wrong, but we’re thankful it all went okay. 2. A Chaotic Reality Show Britney Spears and Kevin Federline featured in a terrible reality show about their relationship. Britney seemed uncomfortable the whole time and tried to make silly jokes. It lasted 5 episodes. It aired on The UPN, a now defunct network. 3. Baby on Board Britney made headlines for carrying her son, Sean Preston, on her lap, while driving. She tried to justify it by blaming the paparazzi, but later owned up to the mistake. 4. See ya, Rehab! Britney checked in and out of rehab twice in one week. That led to her shaving her head. She stormed into a Los Angeles salon and demanded to have her hair shaved off. When the owner refused, she shaved her own hair. 5. The Blame Game Sean Preston once fell off his high chair, so Britney blamed the high char manufacturer. 6. Don’t Take Pictures! Britney once done the unthinkable. A photographer was harrassing her, so she ran over his foot. Yikes. View Slideshow

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Em Rat Cow Whores Up the United Nations Fund Dinner of the Day

I think it’s safe to say that Em Rat Cow doesn’t care about the United Nations, Philanthropic efforts, or anything related to doing good in the world…because if she did, she wouldn’t be a vapid, nude model, who flashes her tits to get followers… She’s like the Sugar baby on snapchat who just got a nose job from a dude who paid for her nose job, crying because she’s on meds and watching Syrian refugee videos… She’s out for her damn self, she thinks she matters, that she’s got talent, that she’s got more to offer the world…and the UN event was just a good way to get on a red carpet, a good way to get her tits out to the paparazzi, an a good angle to pretend she’s not a calculating, superfical scammer trying to scam…because she thinks she’s hot enough… Great tits though, tits for charity, even if intentions are for their damn self, are still tits… What a joker… The post Em Rat Cow Whores Up the United Nations Fund Dinner of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sophie Marceau Topless in Europe of the Day

French actress Sophie Marceau went for a skinny dip, because bathing suits don’t matter in France, because they understand the importance of nudity, sexuality, good food, wine…because they are creepy, greasy fucks….they also understand the importance of the paparazzi, shit even killed Princess Diana, right, it was the Paparazzi not the Royal Family who didn’t like the future King’s mother being a harlot or anything….not that it matters…what matters is published nudity in tabloids… I’m just disappointed that there’s no amazing pubic hair spilling out…because pubic hair is my favorite thing about France….but I am sure the French are up to speed on the American Bikini wax and Laser treatment…without realizing how hot bush is… The post Sophie Marceau Topless in Europe of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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French actress Sophie Marceau went for a skinny dip, because bathing suits don’t matter in France, because they understand the importance of nudity, sexuality, good food, wine…because they are creepy, greasy fucks….they also understand the importance of the paparazzi, shit even killed Princess Diana, right, it was the Paparazzi not the Royal Family who didn’t like the future King’s mother being a harlot or anything….not that it matters…what matters is published nudity in tabloids… I’m just disappointed that there’s no amazing pubic hair spilling out…because pubic hair is my favorite thing about France….but I am sure the French are up to speed on the American Bikini wax and Laser treatment…without realizing how hot bush is… The post Sophie Marceau Topless in Europe of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lara Stone Bikini for The Daily of the Day

Lara Stone tried to sue me once. I talk about that all the time because it was what could have bene my big break, you know me VS her in the courtroom, up on some OJ simpson case…my big reveal as the worst celebrity blogger with the least amount of money representing myself saying “i found the honeymoon pics on tumblr”…and them saying “we didn’t give you the right to post them”…and me saying “Bitch you’re a titty model, you signed away the privacy of your tits trying to get famous”…..”oh and those pics weren’t even naked or sex, you were swimming off a boat, you fucking cunt”…to which the judge would rule in my favor and I’d get my own talk show…the next Judge Judy…or Mathis but less black…because that’s how going viral on the internet works, where as going viral when you’re Lara Stone happens in the castings she attended when just starting out. She’s in The Daily and is less fat than she was when married, recently divorced because even her husband couldn’t tolerate this cunt… The post Lara Stone Bikini for The Daily of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Skinny As Fuck Zendaya Dances Like Taylor Swift Shits in a Bikini of the Day

I know celebrity gossip and it makes me want to shoot myself in the dick, but luckily it is already dead. The last girl I paid to suck it told me it was pathetic, and I’m not even into that penis shaming, kick me in the dick, point and laugh at me kind of fetish…she was just angry that her life had come to that and I guess was unable to contain her distain for me rubbing my flacid penis head across her lips and and one point brushing it over her eyes…. So yes, I know celebrity gossip, I also know Best Western, a place I stay sometimes when I am trying to escape my hell life to replace it for a life of hotel luxury…of 80 dollars a night including breakfast and this bitch is the spokesmodel for the shit… I also now that she’s a skinny as fuck, which I like, because the world is too fat – and is rumored to be Calvin Harris’ new girlfriend – because Taylor Swift is the fucking devil with a gaping pussy that eats up every man it encounters and destroys them like the tyrant she fucking is… She’s twerking in a bikini…interesting. TO SEE THE reST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Skinny As Fuck Zendaya Dances Like Taylor Swift Shits in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rita Ora – 1 Day – 3 Outfits of the Day

This is a terrible version of 2 Girls 1 Cup..we call in 1 day, 3 outfits…where Rita Ora, no one’s favorite recording artist, because no one knows any songs she’s been in, but everyone knows her tits, because she’s all about showcasing them every chance she gets at all the trendy events she attends….with various dudes she fucks for opportunity to advance her career… Well, now she’s on a TV show, so the paparazzi are out on the TV show, trying to get her as much coverage as possible, that’s what they are hired by the network to do….where she was able to get in three outfits for three scenes – because TV is all a fucking lie filmed in one day…. See Through T-Shirt Citi Biking….. Japanese School Girl / navy TO SEE THE reST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Rita Ora – 1 Day – 3 Outfits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Erika Jordan Jeans of the Day

I have a soft spot in my heart and in my pants because I am impotent even if I don’t want to be – for these fame whore – attention seekers…bottom feeders….pathetic women who are too old to master social media and who know how to sell bullshit photos to the paparazzi of them doing something wild and crazy… Her name is Erika Jordan, she’s done Playboy or some Playboy affiliate, and has figured the only way to really shine, to get her name out there, to get noticed, to be celebrated and respected as a person who doesn’t take herself too seriously, but actually takes herself very seriously because she’s willing to do this in the middle of the street in a “look at me I’m here”…in a pair of assless jeans designed to show off what fucking matters… She’s clearly old, washed up, and dressed like some 90s stripper turned music video star, when girls dressed like this…I feel like Christina Aguilera in the slut years, before the fat years, had a similar pair….you know the Whale Tail era of seduction….which works today, it’s a timeless classic that only some people can pull off because they are willing to try to pull it off as most people wouldn’t ever be caught dead in these ass pants…which is exactly why she’s a legend who deserves the world because she puts herself out there – the way she should put herself out there – ass first….because clearly everything else about her takes a back seat to how misguided she is…. Nice ass for an old lady though… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Erika Jordan Jeans of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Micaela Schäfer Heart Nipples of the Day

Micaela Schäfer is some German haggard 30 something, probably 40 something, low level Glamour Model who figured out a very simple tactic that fame whores in America and I guess the UK have always been aware of – and that’s getting naked at public events where the paparazzi are – because if you do something outrageous and are important enough to be at said event – where the paparazzi are taking pics – you’re important enough to get pushed out to the media for your stunt and the media is bored, likes sensationalized attention seeking nude stunts and end up talking about the character – and if that character does it over and over again – she eventually ends up existing. So haggard Micaela Schäfer exists and she knows her tits are so critical to her job that she tattooed her nipples into hearts, as if her bolt ons are some kind of fashion accessory / business tool…because they are… Well – she posted some topless pics to god knows where, it doesn’t excite me and I doubt it excites you, I just find it weird that a person wants this invisible attention so bad…some shit went wrong… The post Micaela Schäfer Heart Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kelly Brook’s Lookin’ Like Grimace of the Day

I like her version vs the paparazzi version Kelly Brook is a fat chick, who is pretty much fatter than ever, but quite possibly as fat as she’s always been, I’ve only met one dude who either fucked her or knew people who fucked her and he was very vocal at how misleading her pictures are and how disgusting she actually is, or was, in her 20s, pretty much 20 years ago, when she was still in the UK fucking Rugby players… I just find it interesting that in a plus sized model era, she finally come out as the plus sized she’s been struggling with her entire career, not that she’s a real model, just a Glamour titty model, the lower hanging fruit with big tits willing to show off her big tits….kind of model…and I don’t even think she’s worked as a titty model for years…she’s just been riding that wave like any dude who has fucked her has ridden her waves cuz she’s jiggly as fuck…. I find it interesting a how she knows her fucking angles hard, how to pose, the paparazzi versions of her versus her picture of herself are about 75 lbs heavier….making me question whats real anymore…everything is a lie… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kelly Brook’s Lookin’ Like Grimace of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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