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Shay Mitchell Failed Crotch Shot of the Day

Posted on April 23, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I have heard some many mixed things about Shay Mitchell, only because she’s from Canada and Canada and Canada has the inside scoop on Canadians…it circulates our Igloo community pretty easily through maple syrup telephone lines…and messenger moose… I have been told by people she went to school with that she was always an egotistical cunt who was out to win in the world of acting, because she loved the attention, felt she deserved the attention and getting cast in a massive show like Pretty Little Liars just supported all that she had been fed all her life, making her a bigger “I told you so” kind of twat… Maybe those are just haters gonna hate, when really they should only hate the fact that she’s not spread eagled in this instagram pic…because that’s the kind of thirsty for attention I like my famous Canadians turned Americans to be…because I hate that this is a failed Crotch shot…you see I have confidence in her attention generating noise she’s got the potential of making to really maximize her fame…I believe…we will one day see her nude…but today is not that day. The post Shay Mitchell Failed Crotch Shot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Amy Schumer Kim K Publicity Stunt of the Day

Posted on April 23, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t like Amy Schumer because she’s not cute…but I guess she’s made the right jokes in her career, that allowed her to become relatively famous and break down the wall that you’d expect her to face, based on her looks alone…I mean bitch better be funny as fuck, while looking like this…and still getting on TV…just wouldn’t make sense if she wasn’t… Maybe I just don’t like female comedians, because girls just can’t be funny, or because their jokes are always about sucking dick and I am more into getting my dick sucked than listening to girls mock sucking dick… She’s been getting a lot of press, hosting shitty award shows…she’s relevant…she’s current…she is the new Whiteney Cummings, who you probably wouldn’t really want to cum on, but would…because you were drunk and it was late at night… Now she’s throwing herself in front of the Kanye and Kim…mocking them by pretedning they are GODS or some shit…and the whole thing is made better with Kim K tits… Here’s the video… I am more into the paparazzi stepping on Kim K’s dress… @TeamKanyeDaily @KimKardashian @LordPeezy pic.twitter.com/FcdGlUSZnA — Antonio Perez (@IAmYeezy77) April 21, 2015 But I’m really more into Kim K getting pissed on by black dudes…why hasn’t that sex tape been released yet? Here are her tits… The post Amy Schumer Kim K Publicity Stunt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Is This Selena Gomez in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on April 16, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know if this is actually Selena Gomez in a bikini…it could just be any fucking Mexican who has eaten one too many corn torillas..because if you’ve ever seen Mexicans…and I am saying this as a Mexican…most have kids by 16, and are 180 pounds by 18…. So if this is actually her, I can assume that she’s emotionally eating, or maybe her metabolism is just slowing down, because she’s old and Mexican or maybe her lupus medication is bloating her… But she’s definitely wearing the wrong cage bikini…cuz shit is spilling out where it shouldn’t….and not the good kind of shit…like actual shit from losing control of her bowels thanks to all the mexican food she’s been eating to make her fat….or her labia slipping because she hasn’t factored in the weight gain forcing her battered vagina to hang out of the much too tight fabric… No matter what the reason….She probably shouldn’t have let the paparazzi get this… TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Is This Selena Gomez in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Charlize Theron Does Esquire and Gets Violated on the Beach of the DAy

Posted on April 15, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I have two Charlize Theron stories…the first is that when she did Playboy in 1997, I lived with a dude, who used that Playboy harder than any Playboy I had been in personal contact had ever been used….she was hot and amazing…a virtual unknown who hadn’t really booked a movie yet…this was around the same time the model was about to be deported from Los Angeles because she didn’t have money, wasn’t getting work, and it was in an era before being an instagram whore could open the door for you via sugar daddies… So when she was nearing the end, about to go back to South Africa, where her mom had just killed her dad…she met a producer in the bank…and boom…became famous…the producer she met in the bank once told me…she probably would have been willing to do porn…she was that desperate… In retrospect, those are horrible Charlize Theron stories…but these pics of her aren’t horrible… I guess Charlize Theron is promoting a movie…because why else would she be in Esquire doing media that you know is controlled by, or coordinated by the movie company….but more importantly, why would she have tipped off the paparazzi to come to her private Malibu beach to release pics of her and Sean Penn getting naughty on the beach…it is all an inside job…TRUST ME…and amazing inside job that she may be too old for but that her ass is still good enough enough for me to stare at…and that’s all that matters… Here are the beach pics… The post Charlize Theron Does Esquire and Gets Violated on the Beach of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

Posted on April 10, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

These photoshoot pics of Selena Gomez in a bikini were posted to instagram recently, and I figured why not stare at a Selena Gomez photoshopped picture in a one-piece bathing suit, because it covers up her gunt, and more importantly. the broken dreams left smeared on her gut by beiber when he came all over her belly…assuming that she wasn’t fucking him up the ass with random objects leaving him cumming on the floor in the doggy style position… That said, she’s a pudgy, bloated, lupus Disney star, with probably implants, because Mexcians often times have shit tits…and I think she’s great…raised well in the world of Disney where sucking “up” to the right executive…got her mom the house, car and life she wanted… There’s something magical about youthful whores who learn it as kids, and grow up with it…it’s far better than the whores who figure it out in college or at the first job… I feel like these are old…but jerking off to her never gets old…even when she does…don’t act like you weren’t in her fan club when she was 16 you freaks. The post Selena Gomez Bikini Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Doutzen Kroes Rocks the One-Piece of the Day

Posted on April 10, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Doutzen Kroes, ex Victoria’s Secret model, who was recently fired and mom of Two…who doesn’t need to worry about money…because she’s rich and with some DJ you know probably fucks college girls around the world…every chance he gets…not becuase he’s black, but because raves are mainstram and college girls love that shit…. She is probably going through some kind of crisis now that her contract wasn’t renewed…because she’s been calling the paparazzi, and now posting pics of her in one-pieces…like she’s some kind of bikini expert thanks to showing up on set sometimes… I assume she was the last wave of Victoria’s Secret models who will make actual money, thanks to the internet and these insta hoes being inexpensive for their huge following…which is what these brands want… So now she’s forced to figure shit out…and she’s doing it in one pieces…and that’s ok..because Milk filled tits are good…in one-pieces… The post Doutzen Kroes Rocks the One-Piece of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Tara Reid Failed Bikini of the Day

Posted on April 1, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It is Spring Break…and what better public service announcement is there than a picture of the spokesperson, the icon, the Spring Break, a girl who once had everything, celebrity and fame, who got sucked up in the first class tickets, first class hotels, VIP room life…the perpetual party girl, fuck this acting life, let me get drunk at bottle service…until one day realizing that she looks like a deflated, yet bloated, AIDS ridden, yet sloppy, pile of shit, that only a life of party can do to you… It is fascinating that she had a career, she had work, people loved her and thought she was hot as fuck, yet instead of just making more shitty movies and more money, she just decided to destroy her body at another shitty party…night after night…until turning into what must be a zombie, clearly dead on the inside…and the outside looks like it’s in tow… I mean, I don’t know what I am looking at, but for some reason, I want to do body shots off of it.. The post Tara Reid Failed Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Amanda Seyfried Panty Flash of the Day

Posted on April 1, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Amanda Seyfried flashed her panties…it is the most interesting thing that she’s ever done in history of her paparazzi pics…because normally she’s unshowered, normally she’s dumpy looking, and normally we have to turn to her movies to see her naked, because she’s always down for that and has a great body for that, a body ruined by Justin Long’s penis, that must be massive, being rubbed all over her….because why else would people fall for him…I mean maybe he got apple stock for his “I’m a Mac Guy Shit”….that’s probably it…because everything else about him, and now Amanda Seyfried…scare me…except staring at pics of her panties being flashed…I’m cool with that… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Amanda Seyfried Panty Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Skin Links 3.20.15

Posted on March 21, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! Hardees Super Bowl girl Charlotte McKinney racks out at the beach ( egotastic.com ) Paulina is our newest Canadian obsession ( drunkenstepfather.com ) Micaela Schaefer gets kinky in Berlin ( hollywoodtuna.com ) British reality star Jess Impiazzi flashes the paparazzi ( boobieblog.com ) Somebody can’t read ( doubleviking.com ) Kate Moss returns to her topless modeling roots ( thenipslip.com ) UFC Ring Girl Arianny Celeste poses for Playboy ( steakwood.com ) I’ve been locked on to your heart shaped nipples for a week ( fleshbot.com )

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“I’m So Lucky” Kanye West Goes Ham Posting Bucket Nekkid TwitPics Of Kim Kardashian [Photos]

Posted on March 17, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kanye West Posts Racy Photos Of Kim Kardashian On Twitter Kanye West LOVES the fact that Kim Kardashian is his wife. He loves her body, he loves her pop-culture celebrity, he loves her successful reality show, he probably loves her a person or whatever also. Today, Kanye showed of his bucket-nekkid trophy wife in 140 characters or less with a stream of Twitpics that were designed to #breaktheinternet. Flip the page to get a look at Kim’s latest foray into attention-seeking. Image via AKM-GSI

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