I think we officially have a new contender for the site’s weirdest lesbian fantasy yet, because here’s my favorite best-dressed nobody Micaela Schaefer getting handsy with a wax statue of Rihanna for the grand opening of some new Planet Hollywood in Germany. So sorry for anybody who saw that headline and got excited for the real thing, but if I know my readers, I’m sure there’s at least a couple of you perverts out there who this is still working for. Enjoy, weirdos. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
Some celebrity hotties see the paparazzi coming when they’re in their workout gear and try and cover up ( Vanessa Hudgens , I’m looking at you), but not Emmy Rossum here, who instead decided to give us an even better look at her sexy stomach. So to all you hotties out there, take note: why put in all that work at the gym if you’re not going to show it off? And if the paparazzi aren’t around, well, that’s what selfies sent to your favorite blogger’s inbox are for. » view all 13 photos Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading →
ELSA HOSK is a nude model who has managed to white wash her nude modelling by pretending it is for fashion…only to lockdown a contract with Victoria’s Secret, making all her model dreams come true…knowing for the next few years, she’s making 750k a year…and that’s more than she’d make back in Sweden working at the massage parlour, or whatever it is she was doing before modelling…which was apparently nothing, because her creeper dad submitter her pics to a modelling agency when she was 13 and put her to work…creepy…but not as creepy as the fact that Romania has their own GQ….making me assume these pics are old and found in some basement of some google image search, because that’s just the quality I’d expect from Romania…
Someone told me that when Demi Lovato had her breakdown a few years back, it was because Miley Cyrus was tormenting her from her Disney mansion when bored and unable to leave the house due to fame… The rumor is that she was hanging a sex video they had filmed together over Demi Lovato’s head, because Miley has always been a trashy freak, and knew the best way to destroy any competitor with the same Disney hustle, is through sex tapes…a story I respect Miley in, but feel is a total lie drawn up by some tween fetishist… Well, now she’s posting her bi-polar body from some strategic angle that isn’t’ as doughy as she once was, but still just as lesbionic…and I appreciate all bikini pics, no matter what the mental health or sexual orientation of the famous bitch in the bikini is…
It amazes me that Kim Kardashian is in any position to sell her paparazzi pics, that are clearly staged paparazzi pics, that feature her on her honeymoon in a see through wet t-shirt… It’s like her family set this up, then sold it to a publication for a lot of fucking money, because there is still money in the paparazzi world I guess, even though I thought instagram killed that shit… TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE The fact is that she’s a fucking pornstar , she has a video of her getting fucked…I have seen unprotected black cock slide in and out of her, she is not a legitimate celebrity…she’s just a media manipulator, and this is media manipulation…You can even BUY IT HERE … It’s like if this was someone who was respectable, being “out of character”…in pictures that the paparazzi took from a Helicopter, and not from the yard after they all had lunch together, it’d be worth posting, looking at, even loving… I can’t think of ay celebrity who hasn’t already shown her tits, who the media would really care to see in a white t-shirt enough to pay for…I mean they are all fucking whores…but the fact that Kim Kardashian is winning at this game…just blows my fucking mind… Here are the pics…. TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE
Kim Kardashian wore this shirt out with her baby for the paparazzi. This was low level attention seeking, kinda like leaking a sex tape. It was one of those “call the paparazzi, I am going out topless, they’ll eat this shit up”…staged bullshit to keep her on the map… Even though, she’s too fucking fat to not be seen on the map, like the Great Wall of China, you can see this bitch from Space…and not just in the form of the porn DVD one of the astronauts brought up with him, because let’s face it, despite making her millions, or even hundreds of millions…it’s not that good…and either are her mom tits, clearly implants, doing what they are doing… They just remind me that society is fucking doomed. That’s what Kim Kardashian’s legacy is… GET HER SEX TAPE HERE She’s a classy bitch. Isn’t she. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Alessandra Ambrosio is a Victoria’s Secret model and apparently she eats Ice Cream… Maybe that is shocking, maybe it is fascinating, because I guess she’s a model and models aren’t allowed to eat ice cream… Even though models are generally naturally skinny and likely eat whatever the fuck they want all the time, except maybe 48 hours before a shoot. She’s a mom of two and still has a lingerie model body…it’s genetics. Don’t be angry cuz you or your significant other is a fat bitch who can’t eat ice cream because she doesn’t stop at one scoop, and doesn’t make it the only thing she eats all day when in front of the paparazzi trying to make a point. Be angry at society for giving you unrealistic expectations in the first place, now throwing ice cream onto of it, and releasing images like this, now what is a bitter bitch looking at the Catalog going to do, blame photoshop for the body? It’s like Alessandra did this on purpose…to fuck with our minds.. What it comes down to is that, she’s a mom of two and who the fuck cares, her vagina is mangled. End of story. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
So while her sisters were hosting some awards show , my least favorite porn star Kim Kardashian was out there doing something every bit as important: putting on a booty show for the paparazzi in New York. Now I know that a lot of you dudes dig this fat booty of Kim’s, even if I don’t, and part of being a good blogger is giving the people what they want. Even when you know it’s bad for them. So enjoy, but don’t say I didn’t warn you that overexposure to this chunky booty can be hazardous to your health. Photos: PacificCoastNews
Used to be, we’d get pictures of AnnaLynne McCord at the beach on almost a weekly basis, but they’ve been pretty rare to come by lately. I’m not sure if her show got cancelled, or if the paparazzi just moved on to bigger, bustier hotties (like Ana Braga ), all I know is, there’s been a serious lack of AnnaLynne bikini shots recently. So make sure to take your time and enjoy these new ones, because it might be a while before we get to see AnnaLynne and that booty of hers at the beach again. » view all 19 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews
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