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Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Photos Are Saggy, Sad

Despite rumors that she’d returned home to vomit on American soil, Lindsay Lohan is still drunk in London and, man, is the actress’ 27-year bender starting to take a toll on her looks. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Photos Open Slideshow 1. Lindsay Lohan London Selfie Lindsay took this selfie in London. Apparently, she thinks she looks good here. View As List 1. Lindsay Lohan London Selfie Lindsay took this selfie in London. Apparently, she thinks she looks good here. 2. Lindsay Lohan Drunk Lean Photo Lindsay seems to be having trouble keeping her balance. We wonder why that might be? 3. Lindsay Lohan Peace Sign Image Lindsay flashes a peace sign. Maybe she’s trying to distract from the fact that she’s about to keel over. 4. Lindsay Lohan London Paparazzi Lindsay pretends to avoid the paparazzi in London. We know she loves the attention. 5. Lindsay Lohan Plays With Her Hair Lindsay playing with her hair on the red carpet. Maybe she’s trying to find that flask she stashed in there. Just last week Lindsay’s drugged-out Instagram photos raised eyebrows amongst concerned fans, but these pics of Lindsay attempting to look her best but still looking aged well beyond her years may be even more upsetting. Lindsay attended a charity ball called Gabrielle’s Gala last night and reportedly stumbled onto the red carpet in a way that made onlookers feel that the troubled starlet could use a bit of charity herself. No doubt Anna Wintour took one look at these photos and instantly congratulated herself on not inviting Lindsay to the 2014 MET Gala. Clearly, Lindsay thought she looked great last night (further evidence that she’s finally ingested all of the world’s cocaine), as she posted several selfies and posed red carpet shots to her Twitter page. Needless to say, some of the tweets she received in reply were less than flattering. But Lindsay still has her supporters, of course, and we likely have that chorus of Yes Men to thank for delusional photos like the ones in the gallery above.  What do you think? Is Lindsay looking frighteningly unhealthy these days, or is she simply the victim of some bad lighting?   Looking rough! She needs rehab! She looks fine! Nothing better lighting can’t fix! Who cares?! When is she gonna go away already? View Poll » Lindsay Lohan Partying Photos Open Slideshow 1. Lindsay Lohan: Cocaine Nose? Some Instagram users have suggested that Lindsay has visible cocaine in her nostril here. Sadly, we wouldn’t be surprised. View As List 1. Lindsay Lohan: Cocaine Nose? Some Instagram users have suggested that Lindsay has visible cocaine in her nostril here. Sadly, we wouldn’t be surprised. 2. Lindsay Lohan Partying Photo Lindsay getting ready to step out. Fans have noticed the actress appears glassy-eyed and pale. 3. Lindsay Lohan Drunk in the Club? Lindsay appears to be drunk here. Instagram users have pointed out the cocktail glass near her hand. 4. Lindsay Lohan Snoop Dogg Photo Lindsay partying with Snoop after Coachella. What are the chances they didn’t smoke weed? 5. Lindsay Lohan on Drugs? Fans claim Lindsay looks high as a kite here. Yeah, that’s kinda hard to argue against.

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Ashanti in a Bikini of the Day

This just in…Ashanti put on a bikini…and probably shouldn’t have… More importantly…Ashanti posted the pics to her instagram…meaning she’s well aware that they exist and that this is what she looks like in a bikini…when she probably should have just let the paparazzi leak them, only to respond saying “I love my body”… It’s like girl, I love bikini pics, and I don’t care if you are self aware, or if you have a positive body image, or if you embrace your thickness or if you are delusional, I like it all…black girls, mexican girls, skinny girls, thick girls, even fat girls it can all be hot…it’s like post better pics of the shit, arch your back and shit, make it count….cuz otherwise, it’s just sloppy and uneventful…Bitches need to hire me to direct their instagram shoots…

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Irina Shayk in a Bikini Through the Bushes of the Day

As a total fucking creeper, this paparazzi looking pic of Irina Shayk really speaks to me, since most of the nudes I masturbate to, involves me in trees, bushes, fires escapes, I am not athletic, I just like the challenge… Sure, it’s rarely voyeurism of hot models on campaigns or whatever is going on here, with this Russian Prostitute who got famous for being the beard to a homosexual soccer player…who she sees once a year for paparazzi appearances, because euro men don’t like getting hard for men who get hard for men…if you know what I mean…and if you don’t, it’s that despite her plastic surgery, she’s one of the better models…even when lookin’ fat as fuck. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Irina Shayk in a Bikini Through the Bushes of the Day

Iza Goulart’s Boxing Erotica of the Day

My friend got mad at me for saying Iza Goulart’s got a man face and that her fitness has being going into her testosterone reserves and killing off things like estrogen…helping her avoid annoying womanly things like her getting her period… But the fact is, all these tall BRazilian models, except maybe for indigenous Adriana Lima who they found in a hut in the woods, have man faces… Which coincidentally coincides with the fact that Brazil has the most Trannies per capita… Leading even an amateur journalist like me to put two and two together…and what it comes down to is born with a dick that was removed or tuck to save the family from a life of poverty or not…I’d still fuck her, or let her fuck me, but only after she does this boxing routine on my dick to see if I still feel….

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Iza Goulart’s Boxing Erotica of the Day

Chanel West Coast’s Got an Ass of the Day

Chanel West Coast is some manufactured porn looking rapper, who sounds like a bootleg Iggy Azaelea who I guess sounds like a bootleg Lil Kim, up on some Nicki Minaj shit, where all the fat ass, thin waist white girls get all famous and shit because they either fuck or like fucking with black dudes…who make records for them…She’s singed to Young Money…and she’s got a ridiculous ass…she’s really interchangeable with so many of these girls before her, but I love a fat ass, and more and more girls have these fat asses thanks to hip hop, hormones in the food, and instagram, so whenever they are posted on Instagram, whether they are capable of rapping or really anything other than having a fat ass or not…I watch… Here’s her music video…

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Laura Haddock Bikini of the Day

Laura Haddock is in a bikini…and I am posting it…because like every site that has copied my format over the years…bikini pics get hits and even if you you don’t know who she is – and don’t need to know who she is…the paparazzi have snapped her on the beach, possibly because she hired them, possibly because she’s she’s married to a guy from Hunger Games…not Philip Seymour Hoffman, that guy from the Hunger Games, despite obesity, is no longer hungry or playing games, motherfucker is dead…and this Laura Haddock…she’s in a bikini… Fascinating, Life Changing, Stuff… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Micaela Schaefer’s Easter Dress of the DAy

Part of me hates these low level people who just use the paparazzi for exposure, because they don’t have an actual plan, they aren’t promoting anything, they are just trying to draw attention to themselves by getting naked, or doing whatever it takes to get the paparazzi on board, building an audience I guess they hope makes them money….but the other part of me fucking loves it… You see without these attention seekers, trying to get more and more creative to get noticed, or written about, the internet would be a boring fucking place… So when there’s a holiday, or event, or an opportunity to get in stupid costume and make some noise, generate some buzz, and a girl like Micaela Schaefer jumps on it, I kind of love every second of the ridiculousness…It’s that easy girls, just get naked and put yourself out there…I promise to watch. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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TOP 9 Miley Cyrus Performing in NYC of the Day

Sure they all look the same, but here are the best 9 pics of her show in NYC…that you can masturbate to, if you’re not bored of Miley Cyrus like the rest of the fucking world. 1- 2- 3- 4- 5- 6- 7- 8- 9-

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Edita Vilkeviciute Nude on the Beach of the Day

You know what I like…Edita Vilkeviciute or any model…flashing the paparazzi her vagina after changing on a beach she’s prancing around topless on, even if I’ve seen her tits already, even if tits aren’t a big deal and are really just tits, even when they are great tits, because I prefer seeing a girls nipples, than not seeing her nipples, especially when those nipples come with hipster model bush…my favorite kind of bush…all this to say…Edita Vilkeviciute is a lot of fun. TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Edita Vilkeviciute Nude on the Beach of the Day

Abbey Lee Kershaw for Vogue Australia of the Day

Abbey Lee Kershaw is some Australian model, who has some connected pro athlete father, but who defied all odds of being a rich kid, has managed to become some pretty well known model….and she did it with her TITS THAT I’VE POSTED MANY TIMES BEFORE …and I figure as a rich connected kid, at least she took the time to get naked for photographers, to solidify herself and have this career, since it’s a lot better than all those rich kids who don’t show their tits and still see the success…not that that really happens anymore cuz everyone shows their tits and I like staring.

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Abbey Lee Kershaw for Vogue Australia of the Day