Let this be a lesson to all the other celebrity moms out there: this is how you solidify your MILF status. Because here’s Jessica Simpson making the most out of her post-baby cleavage by tugging her shirt down to make sure the paparazzi get a good shot. If you ask me, it would’ve been even better if she’d tugged it down just a couple more inches, but even so, I don’t think I’ve ever been more jealous of a newborn before. I’d trade my neck control in a minute if it meant getting to stuff my face in between those things. Photos: PacificCoastNews
Kanye, you need more people. Kanye West Says He Feared For His Safety During LAX Attack Kanye’s LAX attack may cause him to give up some of that Kardashian money . According to TMZ Kanye West says he went after that photog at LAX because he feared for his safety … and that’s why he pulled out a can of whoop azz and used it. Kanye is responding to the civil suit filed by the paparazzo who claims Kanye assaulted him on July 19th at LAX and caused him serious injury. According to Kanye’s answer to the lawsuit, filed by Shawn Holley and obtained by TMZ … he believed “his safety was in immediate danger.” And then there’s this: “[Kanye] responded to this assault by doing only those acts that were reasonably necessary for his self-defense …” In addition to the civil lawsuit, Kanye faces criminal charges that could land him in jail for a maximum of 1 year if convicted. This “fearing for my safety” defense won’t fly in court…the dude said two words to him. Kanye needs to take some of the money put aside for lawyer’s fees and seek anger management classes. Until then, the paparazzi will always see him as a come up. AKM-GSI Continue reading →
I don’t know who Katherine Jenkins is, and I am too lazy to google her, I just know she’s flashing her white panties that would be more fun if they were stained or if they had a white spot or if they were sheer or better not even on…because really underwear, just get in the way of accidental and intentional pussy flashing… I have a game with a girl I want to marry, or at least have sex with, where I guess her underwear color every fucking day, and every day, I am wrong, but more importantly, she is wrong, because she is always wearing fucking underwear, like some kind of nun or old lady with a bladder infection…when really, sometimes, air your shit out, especially when the paparazzi are there, so I can really take in what you’re working with, and whether you are an inny or an putty….but here’s her underwear anyway, even if it is boring as shit… To See the Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE
I don’t know who Katherine Jenkins is, and I am too lazy to google her, I just know she’s flashing her white panties that would be more fun if they were stained or if they had a white spot or if they were sheer or better not even on…because really underwear, just get in the way of accidental and intentional pussy flashing… I have a game with a girl I want to marry, or at least have sex with, where I guess her underwear color every fucking day, and every day, I am wrong, but more importantly, she is wrong, because she is always wearing fucking underwear, like some kind of nun or old lady with a bladder infection…when really, sometimes, air your shit out, especially when the paparazzi are there, so I can really take in what you’re working with, and whether you are an inny or an putty….but here’s her underwear anyway, even if it is boring as shit… To See the Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE
Kim, we saw this coming. Kim Kardashian Bored With New Life Post Baby Is Kim bored with her new life or just tired of Kanye trying to control it? According to Radar Online Since becoming a mom to Kanye West’s baby, Kim Kardashian’s entire life has changed and now that she’s been hiding out at home away from her usual days of paparazzi chases RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned that she is “bored” without the attention. North West’s mommy has changed her look with blonde hair, is trying to shed her baby weight and is letting Kanye make most of her decisions but a source close to her said that she is missing her old life. “Kim loves being a mom and spending all of her time with the baby,” the source said. “But she’s really bored! She misses going out all the time to shop or eat and have people in public fawn all over her.” Trying to morph into Kanye’s vision of a perfect woman has kept Kim from doing what she loves most, being in the public eye. “Kim really likes the attention she gets from people when she goes out in public or even online, but since Kanye wants her to be more selective about what she’s doing it isn’t as interactive for her and she misses her old life. She wouldn’t trade the baby for anything, of course, but she is saying she is bored right now.” The source said Kim does get to film Keeping up with the Kardashians, which she’s really enjoying. “Even though it’s all pretend Kim really likes being in front of the camera.” Kanye is letting her mingle more,but Kim craves attention too much for this swirl to last. Kanye won’t let her play with the paparazzi no time soon. AKM-GSI
Last week I posted SOPHIE SIMMONS FAT IN A BIKINI …because for some reason despite her fatness, I was kinda digging it… Historically I hate fat girls, especially the one I married, and I am only into skinny, half dead looking corpses or fit chicks…while sloppy fat just makes me disgusted by their laziness…especially when you have Gene Simmons money and can afford to pay someone to cook for you and kick your ass in the gym….there’s no excuse…making her laziness even more ugly…but I still liked it… Well after some research I call google, I saw these pics she posted to her social media and I can’t help but laugh at how relevant they are…you see she’s a fat chick according to the paparazzi shots of her, but in her selfies she’s all stretched out and at the right angles…manages to pull off not fat…reminding us of the SECRET INTERNET FATTIES and the fact that girls know their angles…and can trick us into their web of miserable lies…and whether I want in on this bitch fat or not….doesn’t matter…the fact remains she tried to trick the world…and here’s her David Copperfield Illusion….that happens everyday #nofilter.
I think it is safe to assume that these pictures of Kate Upton that have been circulating the last couple of days are a few years old…because she doesn’t have the bloated fat girl face the world seems to love and not realize is a bloated fat girl face…but rather market aggressively because her tits get hits…even if they are sloppy and just fat girl in training tits…. She’s got an awkward body, she’s overrated and overexposed, she proves that to go viral or to be popular, you don’t need to have any real talent or skill, you just need the right media outlets brainwashing their retards…and everything about her pretty much annoys me…because she doesn’t deserve all this..but ultimately, I can step back from that rage and look at her tits…in a bra..I’m talented like that….
I would ask what the fuck is going on with this attention seeking Avril Lavigne, but realize in writing that, that I don’t care what is going on with Avril Lavigne, and I am going to assume that 90 percent of you will agree with me and don’t care either… She’s out there crying for attention because her novelty, talentless, one trick pony act isn’t appealing to people anymore, especially not now that she’s in her 30s, married to some fucking annoying dude who has nothing cool about him, not that her suburban mall marriage from her 20s was all that cool, but at least it wasn’t Nickelback bro… So she’s put herself in a studded bra, and army coveralls, and she’s pulling out her studded bra like some kind of hoodlum so the paparazzi notice, when really we all know what she’s up to… This is her too popular to release a sex tape, but still edgy and full of angst, punk from the suburbs millionaire who got lucky, but willing to show people how much I don’t give a fuck, when clearly, based on all her decisions of the past, she does…
Claudia Romani isn’t famous, but she may be googling herself, especially today, because her paparazzi pics that were shot of her walking her dog dropped and there’s a panty flash that’s flashing a bit more than just panty…cuz her panties are a little smaller scale… I want to believe that Claudia Romani isn’t this kind of girl, you know who goes out and flashes the world her shaved cooter just to get featured on the blogs, but since I don’t really know who Claudia Romani is other than a girl who gets in a bikini in Miami once a week for the paparazzi, I’m forced to think that she is that kind of girl…but in her defines…so is every single girl I’ve ever met…because the world is addicted to the fame game. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Miley Cyrus may be worried about Liam Hemsworth cheating on her, but Elton John is worried about something even more pressing: This singer’s life. Talking to The Australian about this Twerking Wrecking Ball rider, the legendary artist offered a few words of warning for Cyrus: “I see a meltdown waiting to happen,And she’s so young! But she’s got two records in the top 20, so who is going to stop her?” Certainly not Miley’s father, Billy Ray Cyrus, who reacted to his daughter’s controversial Wrecking Ball video by simply gushing over her ” God given talent .” Saying he can “spot a car crash before it happens,” John told the newspaper that he knew Michael Jackson was going to die because he’s “been doing drugs for so long” and he worries that Miley is headed down a similar path. Heck, the same can sort of be said for Lady Gaga. “With Gaga – who I love, she’s the godmother to our children – I’d like to be able to talk to her right now, but I can’t get through to her,” Elton said. “And there are times when you have to listen. When your persona begins to take over your music and becomes more important, you enter a dangerous place. Once you have people around you who don’t question you, you’re in a dangerous place.” Have Miley and the Lady entered this place? Will there candles burn out long before they should? Let’s hope not.
