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Madonna Wants Adoption Hearing Postponed because the date clashes new album HARD CANDY.

Pop superstar MADONNA has appealed to a Malawian judge to postpone her forthcoming court appearance in her ongoing adoption case, because the date clashes with her U.S. promotional duties for new album HARD CANDY. The Music hitmaker and her director husband Guy Ritchie are due to attend a hearing in Malawi next week (begs07Apr08), when a judge at the country’s High Court is expected to formally approve Pop superstar MADONNA has appealed to a Malawian judge to postpone her forthcoming court appearance in her ongoing adoption case, because the date clashes with her U.S. promotional duties for new album HARD CANDY. The Music hitmaker and her director husband Guy Ritchie are due to attend a hearing in Malawi next week (begs07Apr08), when a judge at the country’s High Court is expected to formally approve the couple’s adoption of two-year-old David Banda. But on Thursday (03Apr08), Madonna’s lawyers filed a motion to delay the important hearing until the end of April (08). A court official says, “They have made that application at (the) High Court today and the judge is expected to respond this afternoon.” The initial 2006 adoption caused outrage in the African nation; Madonna and Ritchie were accused of side-stepping the official adoption process. However, the Hollywood stars appear to have won over Malawian officials with their parenting skills. In a confidential report dated 25 March (08) – which has been leaked onto the internet – Probation Officer S. Chisale at the Ministry of Women and Child Development praises the couple for looking after Banda so well. The report reads: “In the best interest of the child, I do recommend the petitioners (the Ritchies) to your Lordship for your consideration that they be granted an adoption order, having proved that they are suitable parents and satisfied the conditions in the Interim Adoption Order.” Madonna’s new album, Hard Candy, is released at the end of April (08) But on Thursday (03Apr08), Madonna’s lawyers filed a motion to delay the important hearing until the end of April (08). A court official says, “They have made that application at (the) High Court today and the judge is expected to respond this afternoon.” The initial 2006 adoption caused outrage in the African nation; Madonna and Ritchie were accused of side-stepping the official adoption process. However, the Hollywood stars appear to have won over Malawian officials with their parenting skills. In a confidential report dated 25 March (08) – which has been leaked onto the internet – Probation Officer S. Chisale at the Ministry of Women and Child Development praises the couple for looking after Banda so well. The report reads: “In the best interest of the child, I do recommend the petitioners (the Ritchies) to your Lordship for your consideration that they be granted an adoption order, having proved that they are suitable parents and satisfied the conditions in the Interim Adoption Order.” Madonna’s new album, Hard Candy, is released at the end of April (08) Source Hollywood.TV

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New World’s Worst Mother Sends Her Adopted Child Back to Russia Alone [Parenting]

A 7-year-old who’d been adopted by a woman in Tennessee was sent back to the Motherland—by himself—earlier this week with a note explaining he had psychological problems and she’d been deceived by the adoption agency. What a country! More

Park Slope Parents All Want to Smother Their Babies [Trendwatch]

Strollers are for savages who want to chop their babies’ fingers off. Trendy parents today are all about the body-hugging baby slings. Which do something much worse. The NYT reports that parents in the global epicenter of parenting excellence ( Park Slope ) are now all about “baby carriers” rather than strollers, because that’s what babies allegedly want, allegedly? “All the dads are wearing it,” reports one lady, emasculatingly. Yea, baby carriers, pretty cool and all, hmm, oh yea, only other thing is to just remember that they will SMOTHER YOUR LITTLE BABY TO DEATH and all. Unless you go for this one, which probably has…other effects. [Pic: Flickr ]

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Republican Savior Scott Brown Now Pimping Daughter to American Idol

Winner of the Massachusetts’ Senate Deathrace™ Scott Brown pimped out his daughters on election night after he won. Now, he’s using the press from his political win to try to get his daughter Ayla Brown back on American Idol . It’s now well-documented that Scott Brown’s daughter Ayla was an eliminated contestant on American Idol , as she tried to use the show, like many aspiring singers, as a launching pad to the stahs .

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Republican Savior Scott Brown’s Continued Daughter-Pimping: American Idol Edition

Winner of the Massachusetts’ Senate Deathrace™ Scott Brown pimped out his daughters on election night after he won. Now, he’s using the press from his political win to try to get his daughter Ayla Brown back on American Idol .

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Rebecca Romijn’s Got Milk Bullshit of the Day

Remember Rebecca Rominjn Stamos ?? It turns out that she’s still alive and she’s getting prestigious work doing a “Got Milk “Campaign probably because she “Got Fat” and no one wants anything to do with her. All because she let that kid from My Secret Identity knock her up a couple of times and despite her almost see thru shirt, all I see are her vertical black and white striped dress strategically worn to hide her fucking fat ass.

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The Wrath of McKinsey: Conde Nast To Fold Gourmet, Three Others

The results of the Conde Nast Magazine Death Pool are in, stunningly early: the company announced this morning that it’s folding Gourmet, Cookie , and two bridal magazines, Elegant Bride and Modern Bride . This, then, is the fallout from McKinsey. The company had floated the idea that its turnaround could be accomplished without any magazines going under (if you’re keeping score, Michael Musto’s rumor of five mag deaths beat Keith Kelly’s rumor of zero), but that was always impractical.

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Madonna vs. Whitney: Who’s the Worst Stage Mom?

It’s not just their fashion sense that’s similar. Madonna and Whitney Houston apparently also share the same parenting style. The same pushy, awkward stage mother parenting style,..

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Katherine Jackson Withdraws Bid For Control Of Michael’s Estate

John Branca and John McClain granted control of MJ’s financial affairs, while Katherine gets permanent custody of son’s kids.

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Michael Jackson’s Death Wasn’t ‘Natural,’ Katherine Jackson Says

‘I don’t think he just died of natural causes,’ MJ’s mom tells Geraldo Rivera. By Gil Kaufman Katherine and Michael Jackson Photo: Matthew Simmons/ WireImage We’ve already heard Michael Jackson’s father and sister say they think there was something suspicious about the King of Pop’s death on June 25.

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