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17 Kids Who Totally Didn’t Make That Mess

Posted on March 23, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

They say that dogs are Man’s Best Friend. But the following photo gallery makes it clear that canines are also rather tight with children. Why? Because they have something in common with small humans around the world: The ability to be totally adorable while also being a total nuisance. Last year, we documented 11 dogs who claimed not to have made the gigantic mess in their obvious midst. And now we’re back with toddlers making the same allegation: What? Huh? Not me! I didn’t draw all over the wall with a crayon or leave crackers all over the floor! You crazy, mommy and daddy!!! 17 Kids Who Totally Didn’t Do It 1. I Was Just Sitting Here… … and the walls decided to color themselves! I swear! 2. Zzzz… I had a nightmare that someone dumped crackers all over the floor while I slept. Did it come true? 3. You Wanted Me to Set the Table, Right? I’m just getting the dishes out. Why the angry face? 4. Modern Art Attempt You’re always telling me to be more creative, aren’t you? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. When the Parents are Away… … the baby and the cat will play. 6. Okay, I DID Do This And I take full credit for it! 7. Getting Ready for Gymnastics Gotta make sure I chalk up. I don’t wanna slip off the bar! 8. In Need of More Training I’m potty trained, yes. But toilet paper trained? Maybe not. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Milk, It Does a Floor Good That IS the saying, right? 10. I Have Nothing to Wear! We need to go shopping, mom. STAT! 11. It Was Like This When I Got Here Really. I swear! 12. Forget the Purple Stuff I want my Sunny D! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Sleeping It Off I’ll feel better in the morning. 14. Mmmm…. Delicious Can I have some peanut butter to wash this down with, please? 15. Finger Painting? Why not whole body painting?!? 16. Best Friends Forever! Those who gets crazy messy together stay together. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. It Wasn’t Me! It was him! No… it was him! The End. Up Next: ” 17 Kids Who Totally Didn’t Do It .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly… Seriously, how can anyone remain mad at these kids? Granted, that’s easy to say when we’re the ones just writing about them, as opposed to the ones cleaning up after them. But come on. Did you see the girl in slide #12? Good luck staying angry at her!

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17 Kids Who Totally Didn’t Make That Mess

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Elisha Cuthbert’s Tits for Fashion Magazine of the Day

Posted on March 17, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Elisha Cuthbert is a Montreal Hometown hero, who I guess is pushing 40 by now, and who left when she was 17, so I guess she can’t really be considered hometown anything…but she is chubby, and friends with Paris Hilton, and she has been on a bunch of shows…so I guess that’s something… I remember the only time I was ever in the same place as her, she was pulling some LA cunt behavior, you know acting like she was fucking Hollywood God….where one of my friends went too close next to her and she had security or something pull him away… If I had energy and if she was more relevant, I would probably want to stunt her family’s house…either doing a flash mob or something equally ridiculous, but that would require way too much effort for someone who is barely relevant… Instead, I’ll just look at her cleavage… The post Elisha Cuthbert’s Tits for Fashion Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Suki Waterhouse is Boring for GQ of the Day

Posted on March 17, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Suki Waterhouse runs in the same UK relevant it girl circle as a bunch of socialite, rich kid models, including but not limited to Georgia Jagger and Cara Delevingne… She is also a rich kid, her parents are rockstars, but her dad is a Plastic Surgeon, which I guess allowed her to get into the cool parties with the cool kids, where I assume she met her model agency and her boyfriend, who fucks other girls, Brad Cooper….because he’s Brad Cooper and can…propelling her to a level of relevant…because like grandma always says – you used to model to become famous, now you need to be famous to model… None of that matters, because she’s a babe, she’s young and she’s showing nipple for GQ… The post Suki Waterhouse is Boring for GQ of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Renee Olstead for Powder Room Magazine of the Day

Posted on March 13, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Renee Olstead is some young actress popstar from Texas who was probably whored out by her parents… She was on the one TV show that I am pretty sure gave me a shout out…called The Secret Life of the American Teenager…. I guess that was the original Pretty Little Liars…not that I know anything about these teen things…I like my girls in their 20s and broken…less dumb…and more experienced to make me cum… That said, here she is for some magazine I’ve never heard of… But the highlight of her career is HER STRATEGIC LEAKED NUDES ….because I love leaked nudes…and more importantly…THEM TITS ARE HUGE… Does she matter, does anything really matter? I mean seriously…evrything, and everyone is bullshit…but as long as I can look at their tits…they are ok… The post Renee Olstead for Powder Room Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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You’ll Never Guess What Doctors Had To Remove From This Chinese Toddler’s Brain…

Posted on March 8, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Chinese Doctors Remove Chopstick From Toddler’s Brain This kid might not be responsible enough to feed himself yet. Via NYDN : A Chinese boy who got a chopstick lodged inside his head for more than a week is recovering after doctors removed a 2 ½ inch portion of the eating utensil from the toddler’s infected brain. The nearly 2-year-old boy from Chaoyang City in Northeast China’s Liaoning province inadvertently stuffed a chopstick up his nostril when he fell on the implement while eating a meal in late January, CCTV America reported. Hanghang had been eating chow mein with his parents when the accident happened, and his mom and dad removed the visible portion of the chopstick from their child’s nose before taking him to a local hospital for an examination, according to the Daily Mirror. Doctors didn’t give the boy an X-ray and released him, only to have his parents bring the toddler back 10 days later complaining that their child felt drowsy and mentally fatigued, CCTV reported. “Half of the chopstick was totally stuck in his head from his nose,” Li Shaoyi, an attending doctor at Shengjing Hospital of China Medical University, told the state news organization. “They only took out half of the chopstick and the other half was still stuck in it.” Medical officials completed the procedure on Tuesday and reported that the boy had made significant improvements but needed to stay in the hospital longer to treat his brain infection, CCTV reported. The chopstick hit a non-functional section of the brain, doctors told the TV channel. You can’t take your eyes off these little kids for two seconds, can you? SMH.

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Selena Gomez Thick Thighs of the Day

Posted on February 27, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Nothing says it is Justin Bieber’s 21st Birthday weekend…like Selena Gomez with her tight jeans jacked up her twat…showing off her thick things…in a red top rocking some cleavage because she paid for them tits and needs to get her money’s worth…you know since she had sex with him when he was underage and she wasn’t…like a sex offender who never got charged because it was more of a business deal to make a lot of people money…reminding us that when you’re whored out by your parents at a young age…you become a whore and you don’t even realize it because it is all you know…and there’s something magical about that…just not quite as magical about tight jeans giving the pelvic definition….in a pic I guess she thought was hot since she posted it…and that you probably find hot too..because she’s a girl. The post Selena Gomez Thick Thighs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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G-Star’s Hot Fucking Shoot of the Day

Posted on February 17, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

G-Star jeans are a jean company that may be cool, but the last time I checked was a jean company that the cheesiest cheese dicks in the lamest dance clubs buying bottles with their working at the customer service call center money….you know let’s pool our suburban disposable income together because we live with our parents and look balling so we get to fuck other suburban girls… Well, their obviously trying to change their image, because they booked erotic fashion photographer Ellen von Unwerth, but I’m gonna argue that the jeans are probably still cheesy as fuck…not because I like arguing or really need to argue…I mean really, who fucking cares… The post G-Star’s Hot Fucking Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Man in California Nearly Walks Into Bear While Texting

Posted on January 24, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

You’ve heard it from your parents. You’ve seen billboards urging against it. Heck, there’s even a Justin Bieber PSA about it. Do not text and drive. But what about texting and walking? On a street in suburban California? While a bear is also wondering the same street? Apparently someone forgot to tell the guy in the following video to also avoid taking this action. See what happened when he did so: Texting Man Nearly Walks Into Bear Seriously, people, Stephen Colbert has been warning us for years: we must be careful of bears! Sometimes they steal golf balls . Other times they take a dip in your family pool . And still other times, they break into your kitchen and search for a snack in the freezer . Be on guard, folks. Don’t say we didn’t warn you. 21 Animals Acting as Adorable Parents 1. Otter-ly Adorable Shhh… be very quiet. This otter is fast asleep in his mother’s arms.