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Dylan Penn Naked for Treats of the Day

Posted on April 9, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Dylan Penn is Sean Penn and Robin Wright Penn’s daughter…who is currently working some low budget horror movie as an actress, a job I am sure was hard to get, considering who her parents are, I mean I’m sure socially they don’t know any hollywood powerhouses….but I guess is being legitimate, or maybe being another rich girl trying to feed her ego by modelling half naked, because male attention, or really any attention for being naked is something you can’t really buy, but something you can easily achieve…and I thank her for that…because she didn’t have to do it, she’s just having fun….fun I like to endorse, even though I hate fun…

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Joan Rivers Kim Kardashian Sex Tape Spoof with Ray J of the Day

Posted on March 27, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t really know what they Joan Rivers and Ray Jay spoof sex tape is…but it’s awkward as fuck. I didn’t even crack a smile, but that may be because I am a joke snob and find nothing funny, especially with the state of the world, where laughing seems like something only ignorant assholes do while being a waste of time…or maybe it’s because it’s not funny… I figure if you’re an old bitch with nothing to do, your spoof should at least involve penetration… Joan Rivers is a classic, a legend, funny even when dated…but this hits the mark…next time I’d like to see a little face fuck to justify that Raspy Jewish Smoker voice… TO SEE THE REAL SEX TAPE CLICK HERE

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Amber Valetta for Allure of the Day

Posted on March 27, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know who Amber Valetta is, but apparently he’s a 40 year old from TV and now she’s strategically naked in Allure magazine, but she’s not very strategic in the right way…since her strategy involves not showing her fucking 40 year old labia…which really isn’t strategy at all…it’s like fuck you for this attempt at whatever this is an attempt at bitch…you’re only getting older and less marketable, today is the day for labia, as the days go on…the grosser they become… If you don’t know who this Amber Valetta is…don’t worry…because I am sure you’re worried about that…either do it… But the good news is Google exists…and that evil corporation will guide you to answers they want you to see…

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Dani Thorne Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

Posted on March 27, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

There is a family from Florida…no not the George Zimmerman family, or the Cassie Andrews Family, or the Hogans…but equally ridiculous I am sure called the THORNES…who include 4 or 5 kids who have all been moved to LA to star in various shitty TV, because their parents were smart enough to know to exploit…because it’s better than working a shitty job and the hope they only need one of them to hit to be set… So this one did some campaigns when she was 4, you know cuz she had this serious love for acting…at 4 and she begged and begged her parents to put her into the shit…right…and now she’s doing some bullshit bikini photoshoots…because I guess when you were prostituted as a child…those life lessons carry into your adult life. Not that modelling bikinis is really prostitution, but when you look at them the way I do..they pretty much are…

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Join PAYUSA, Reec of Hot 107.9 & Ice The Bully As We Push Our Youth To Read

Posted on March 24, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

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Join PAYUSA, Reec of Hot 107.9 & Ice The Bully As We Push Our Youth To Read

Posted on March 24, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

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Random Ridiculousness: Man Handcuffs Himself To Highway Rest Stop Where He Was Conceived To Protest Its Closure

Posted on March 17, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Man Chains Himself To Highway Rest Stop To Protest Its Closure Really??? According to CBS Chicago: A 21-year-old Crystal Lake man staged a one-man protest Friday morning over the permanent closing this weekend of the Des Plaines Oasis along the Jane Addams Memorial Tollway. The reason will no doubt come as a surprise. WBBM Newsradio’s Mike Krauser reports Kevin Walters chained himself to the door of the oasis, and said to understand why, you have to go back more than two decades. “It is a weird story, I must admit. About 21 years ago, my parents were at a Phil Collins concert here in Chicago, and one thing led to another. They ended up at the oasis … and I was conceived there,” he said. Asked how his parents went about telling him that, Walters said “it just sort of came out just randomly in conversation.” “They were like, ’Oh yeah, hey, we never really told you how you were born, or your conception,’ and my parents are weird people, so it’s not that surprising,” he said. Walters said the oasis is part of his life, and he hates to see it close. SMH. Facebook/ Shutterstock

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Michelle Jenneke Does Worldstar of the Day

Posted on March 14, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Michelle Jenneke is a bit of a monster, but black people don’t care about that, they just like that she has sturdy hurdler legs and athleticism that looks like she can take a beating in the bedroom, and by sturdy legs and athleticism to take a beating in the bedroom, I mean she’s white..they like that she’s white… Not that the Worldstar audience is black, like all things mainstream hip hop, suburban white kids are all about that shit…it keeps them hood…like chains, drug dealing, and rapping in the mall parking lot…turning their white accent to something more hood…you know to keep shit urban… But more importantly, they took a monster, shot her to look good, and this is the hottest you’ll ever see Michelle Jenneke, because lets face it, what else is there for her to really do with her career, she’s a fucking hurdler… Here are pics of her to remind you that she’s a monster…she had one viral hit…and now she’s just proving if you’re not fat, and oiled up in the pool you look good…

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Lady Gaga Gets Puked on at SXSW of the Day

Posted on March 14, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I feel like Lady Gaga got this idea from every time anyone had sex with her pretty much ever…you know some people get cummed on as the fishing moves, some girls squirt, in Gaga’s case…it always ends in being puked on. Not because she’s a puke fetishist, but because she’s disgusting looking… That said, this is some real reaching…it’s like this bitch has done everything for attention…ever cry for attention possible..the only thing left for her to shock and awe..or shock and confuse…or just bore…but still get our attention like the annoying kid in the group poking his own eyes out to get noticed…if you know what I mean…and if you don’t…it’s like we’ll look cuz it’s there, but it doesn’t impress, make a statement or make us fucking care, you useless vile human who rips off people for her Charity… She’s garbage, been used to make money and it is safe to say, ready to be disposed of…and not just because she’s ugly, I mean she’s already ugly, it’s because she’s just not relevant…and her act is played out bullshit… That said, I’d totally watch her porn.

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The Duke University Feminist Doing Facial Abuse Porn of the Day

Posted on March 14, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Friends over at EFUKT did this edit of Belle Knox the Duke University Porn Chick…. I was one of the first to EXPOSE HER as a faux feminist, faux intellectual, bullshit girl who was probably doing porn because she hated herself or her parents, because porn chicks don’t even make that much, especially not Belle Knox who has done 6 scenes and made 6,000 dollars… There is a movement of these New Age Feminists, who think getting violated by dudes for money is empowering. I’ve seen a few at parties who walk around topless, while hot girls who get paid to be hot, don’t… It’s some cry for attention, obviously, that anyone can pretend they believe in, after taking a Women’s Studies class…but I think it’s safe to say she’s just some dumb girl trying to justify her bullshit… Either way, awesome video and in the wise words of EFukt “a feminist doing facial abuse for women’s rights is like a rabbi going to Auschwitz for a free shower.” Via EFUKT

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