I don’t know if people used to jerk off to Jojo when she was a child star on Disney….but I am going to assume that they did. I just never found her the hot barely legal girl I wanted to spend my time looking at… Maybe it wasn’t quite my generation, but I think I’ve consistently been aware of the “it girls” of the time, I mean I just re-purpose content from the FOURUMS WHERE PERVERTS LIVE ….and I do remember her being around, just never really taking the time to notice. It was the era of better things going on like Lohan, Britney and even gutter Paris Hilton who took the priority and attention away from this hood rat…who ended up in a series of interracial relationships, where she spent her money and lived that trailer trash life she always wanted….. But in the new iteration of Jojo, the comeback tour thanks to social media…she’s been out here with her older girl tits…and they are large which makes her suddenly more interesting to me than she was…. So here’s the slutty selfie. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Jojo Titty Bounce of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I am sure there are a lot of MEMES out there making fun of Coachella, because anyone who wants to put themselves through Coachella, has a fucking mental problem. They are the masses, the people who could easily be swindled by the FYRE FESTIVAL people, who feel a need to be part of something, a need to be associated with something. Even if it sucks…they don’t even realize it sucks…because they are too fucking into getting that photo so people think they matter or are current. The internet is full of idiots trying to be instagram models and celebs, or at least try to be part of that in their own watered down way…so they go where the “cool” people go…and Coachella is one of the stops on that Circuit…. So the festival and all the surrounding events have the people paid to be there by brands, cuz nothing says cooler than “I got paid to be here”…and the trickle down to people who worked all year to afford the trip….with no concern of the line-up or bands, but instead just filled with a desire to be part of something that has happened year after year… So at least for these girls, they were paid to be there…they have an excuse and all the other idiots there…are just fucking losers…. Here is the titty round-up. Check out the tits you missed out on – but that you can see right now, right here..in photos….for free…cuz despite being the losers we are…we don’t need to leave the house to be part of what the people who think of themselves as the cool kids…which I think makes us the smart ones… Plus, if you were there in person, the chances of seeing any of these whores would be zero…. So here we are winning the small wins while remaining fucking losers….. Alexis Ren and her frozen face Brooke Hogan is still around Token Black Girl Cardi B TO SEE THE REST OF THE COACHELLA TITS CLICK HERE Bunk Faced Bella Thorne Dick Rider Chantel Jeffries looking for her next victim MDMA’d Out Gigi Hadid Halsey still pretending to be black Jasmine Sanders showing off her tits Naughty Madison Beer in her Bra TO SEE THE REST OF THE COACHELLA TITS CLICK HERE Olivia Culpo Titty Pop 40 Year Old Paris Hilton Paris Jackson Escaping Neverland 60 Year Old Rachel McCord Romee Strijd…hot.. Elsa Hosk…Hottest TO SEE THE REST OF THE COACHELLA TITS CLICK HERE Sara Sampaio Sophie Mudd’s Tits Stella Maxwell Pussy Hunter Vanessa Morgan Riverdale Panties Madison Pettis and her Big Tits… TO SEE THE REST OF THE COACHELLA TITS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Coachella Tits Roundup of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Source: SplashNews / Splash News Jordyn Woods Making Big Business Moves In London And Dubai We love us some Jordyn Woods — and it appears that none of her drama with Tristan Thompson and Khloe Kardashian is stopping the checks from coming in for her. After captivating hearts in America with her Red Table Talk interview , Jordyn is now looking to capitalize on her work in the cosmetics and fashion space and is headed to London to sign several new deals! Sources involved with the deals tell The Blast that Woods will leave for London with momager Elizabeth Woods at the end of the month to sign “several new deals.” According to the Blast reports, one of the biggest deals involves a new line for Woods’ eyelash brand. She’s also fielding calls from a gang of companies looking to align with her — and the man behind many of these new opportunities is none other than marketing guru Sheeraz Hasan, whose brokered deals between Hollywood and the Middle East for big names like J.Lo, Kim K and Paris Hilton in the past. Jordyn’s passport is set to get several new stamps as Hasan has arranged travel for her in Dubai (where she’ll make numerous appearances) and other Middle Eastern locales following her trip to London. Word is, she’s looking to lock up some “huge financial deals.” She’s also set to skydive while visiting The Emirates. Jordyn posted a video of Hasan and her mom last week where the Dubai trip was mentioned. We’re so glad business is booming for baby girl and couldn’t be happier to see her getting to the bag. Hit the flip for the latest from Jordyn’s social media.
Friends again! Jennifer Aniston and Chelsea Handler are finally moving on from their nasty feud. Remember when the two were totally BFF’s back in the day ? They went on vacations together, raved about their friendship in interviews, and in 2010 they even spent Thanksgiving together. Chelsea also scored an invite to Jen’s super private 2015 wedding to actor Justin Theroux. Aniston spilled, “I’m madly in love with the one and only Chelsea Handler!” at Glamour’s Women of the Year awards and she was even the first guest on the set of Chelsea Lately . If that’s not #friendshipgoals, we don’t know what is! Unfortunately, their close bond spiraled due to Jen’s divorce from Justin in 2018 and Chelsea’s loose lips. “Chelsea didn’t think much of Justin, but she said from the get-go that Jen would need to readjust her expectations and treatment of him if they were to stand a chance,” a source shared to RadarOnline . The actress quickly learned that Chelsea was allegedly spilling secrets about her private life and Jen immediately cut ties with the comedian. Handler is well known for not holding back her thoughts, which is the main reason Aniston couldn’t trust her as a companion, deeming her unsupportive and spiteful. However, it’s 2019 and Jen’s year of forgiveness, starting with her bold move by inviting ex-husband Brad Pitt to her 50th birthday party back in February. “If Jen can forgive Brad, she can find it in her heart to forgive Chelsea,” snitched the insider. Pitt was spotted outside the Sunset Tower in West Hollywood for his famous ex-wife’s celebration, obviously shocking us all! Us Weekly and TMZ both confirmed the news and even added that Pitt desperately tried to avoid the paparazzi before arriving at the party. Other stars also attended the occasion including Robery Downey, Jr., Reese Witherspoon, Ellen DeGeneres, Orlando Bloom, George and Amal Clooney, Courtney Cox and even another ex-boyfriend, John Mayer. But there was an additional guest that generated a ton of buzz that night…Chelsea Handler! The 44-year-old television host also attended Jen’s star-studded birthday bash, so it seems the old-time pals are striving to fix their friendship. “As far as Jen is concerned, whatever happened with Chelsea is in the past,” according to Radar . We’re just happy the two can finally stand being in the same room together! This may be the greatest bestie comeback since Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian . But we’ll leave that up to you. View Slideshow: 21 Celebrity Feuds We Never Saw Coming
Source: Jason LaVeris / Getty It’s actually pretty insane to think about the fact that Keeping Up With The Kardashians has been on TV for more than a decade. Even weirder than that is the fact Kim Kardashian has been in the spotlight for even longer, partying with the likes of Paris Hilton . And still, nothing beats the revelation that Kim and her now-husband Kanye West knew one another long before they actually ended up getting together and tying the knot; Saying that their romance was a long time coming is an understatement. Even though we’ve seen Kimberly and her family since the early days of their show, it’s still shocking to look at some throwbacks every once in a while and see how the 1% used to live in the days before reaching their ultimate level of fame. That’s where Kim comes in. We can always count on the queen of selfies to post some good pictures, but sometimes, a good throwback gives us more than a new picture ever could, especially if it comes with a good story. On Wednesday night, a fan tweeted out an old picture of Kim, saying that she’d love to see her bring back the Juicy Couture sweatsuits and that Louis Vuitton multicolor bag. I’d love to see Kim bring back Juicy Couture sweatsuits and that LV multicolor bag. pic.twitter.com/F9yWZnwlBk — Christina Curatolo ❥ (@MUNCHKiN_XO) January 10, 2019 Apparently, Kim was feeling the same vibe the fan was, because she decided to retweet the iconic outfit moment to add a personal story. The Kardashian sister wrote about the day this photo was taken, revealing that the picture was taken when she was on her way to a shoot to meet none other than Kanye West. Even more iconic and generally unknown: Kim met Kanye’s mother Donda , and this was the night that happened, too. Kim K reminisced tweeting: “Fun Fact- in this pic I was on my way to meet Kanye for his Good Life performance for the MTV Awards. I didn’t really know him but his people called my people lol & I was a girl in the audience at the live performance in Vegas. I met his mom Donda this same night” Fun Fact- in this pic I was on my way to meet Kanye for his Good Life performance for the MTV Awards. I didn’t really know him but his people called my people lol & I was a girl in the audience at the live performance in Vegas. I met his mom Donda this same night https://t.co/8tSLlb0UwE — Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) January 10, 2019 P.S. I still have this sweatsuit and this bag https://t.co/8tSLlb0UwE — Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) January 10, 2019 The nostalgia of this picture is what has everyone in awe, but the story that goes with it is even more special. Kim did just buy some multi-colored LV bags for all the little girls in the Kardashian fam, so this throwback couldn’t have come at a better time. Good Life came out in 2007, which makes this throwback and KimYe collab almost 12 years old! Talk about fate. Check out what some fans had to say about this adorable anecdote…the consensus seems to be that we all want to bring back Juicy sweatsuits. She got a baby Louis Vuitton under her underarm — I’m a troll luv, enjoy. (@LifewithDen) January 10, 2019 I’ll come get the bag around noon tomorrow. Thx. — Kathy Griffin (@kathygriffin) January 10, 2019 Recreate the look please — Kristine Kwak (@kristinekwak) January 10, 2019 Awwww thanks for sharing! I love hearing KimYe stories! P.S. please recreate THIS look! — Christina Curatolo ❥ (@MUNCHKiN_XO) January 10, 2019 Kanye really had Kim standing in the audience with the regular folk! She was really feeling him — Bri (@KimKDelRey) January 10, 2019
The Rewind Episode 23 This week on the final 2018 episode of “The Rewind ” the Family Guy Landon Lavarius and The Bully DJ Franchise recap 2018’s biggest entertainment news. Both Franchise and Landon hated Logic’s “Wu Tang Forever” that dropped earlier this year. The Bully also HATED Cardi B’s track “Money” but Landon came to her defense. “Radio doesn’t always break artists, they didn’t break Cardi. She has a huge Instagram following and that’s why people rock with her.” Happy New Year—it’s “The Rewind!”
Source: Leon Bennett / Getty Nick Cannon Says He Has No Problem Providing For His Women Hey Big Head! Nick Cannon is soaking all the drawls of women with bad knees on social media after a recent Vlad TV interview with him surfaced of him explaining why he doesn’t require his ladies to do any labor. His ladies include any women he happens to impregnate, date, wife-up, hold dear, consecutively cuddle — all the soul ties! Nick said, “If you with me, you don’t have to work.” Whew! Shaking the table. Nick went on to explain even further “That’s not even on some baby mama stuff, if you with me, you don’t go to work,” he continued. “I want to be a provider. I love taking care of women.” Hit play to hear it: Are you impressed with Nick’s philosophy??? Plenty of women were too, if you are! Nick Cannon just said if you are with him you don’t have to work… I just hit his DMS with “Hey Bighead”… pic.twitter.com/8z0kbKVdfJ — SPICY MAMI. (@ROZtheCreator) December 28, 2018 But of course, some haters thought Nick was ruining things for minimum-wage peen distributors. Hit the flip to see how folks were fussing over Nick Cannon offering a lifestyle to his ladies.
Source: Handout / Getty Go Behind-The-Scenes Of The Kardashian Christmas Party If you’ve ever wondered what those extravagant celebrity parties look like behind all those Instagram filters, today is your lucky day. Kerwin Frost represented the people in the Kardashian-West household as he gave fans an inside look at this year’s festivities. The Spaghetti Boys member has some fun with famous attendees that included will.i.am., Tyler The Creator, and Dave Chappelle. Check out the full video below to see some behind-the-scenes footage of everyone from Paris Hilton, to Kris Jenner, to John Legend and his baby Luna.
I never heard of Gay Time, but it must be a pretty merry magazine. Ha Ha Ha! Get it? Anyway, here is Paris Hilton doing her thing for it and she’s hot. However, we never can forgive her for creating porn star Kim Kardashian. She gave her the idea of making a sex tape and ran with it. Now we are stuck with her and her family!
Over the past several months, Chris Zylka got to spend a lot more than just one night in Paris. Alas, the mediocre actor will not be settling down there for good, however, as we just learned his engagement to the famous sex tape star is over. According to numerous outlets, Paris Hilton and Zylka have called off their plans to marry, nearly a year after Hilton happily confirmed the development to People Magazine. “I am so excited to be engaged to the love of my life and my best friend,” Hilton told the publication, which somehow managed to snap photos of the actual proposal. The question was popped while the two were on vacation in Aspen in early January. “I have never felt so happy, safe and loved. He is perfect for me in every way and showed me that fairy tales really do exist!” Hilton added at the time. TMZ reports that Hilton was the one who ended the romance and that the break-up took place a few weeks ago. The two got together about two years ago after they met at Art Basel in Miami. Things were got and heavy for awhile, but the flame eventually burned out. “Their relationship moved really quickly, and she realized he wasn’t right for her. She wishes him well and hopes they can remain friends,” a source tells E! News of what transpired. After receiving a $2 million engagement ring from the former Leftover and Secret Circle actor, Paris wrote on Instagram: So happy & excited to be engaged to the love of my life. My best friend & soulmate. Perfect for me in every way. So dedicated, loyal, loving & kindhearted. I feel like the luckiest girl in the world! You are my dream come true! Thank you for showing me that fairytales do exist. She and Zylka had initially set a wedding date of November 11, but after it got pushed back to an undetermined date, fans figured something might be amiss. Both halves of the ex-couple, meanwhile, have ended engagements in the past. Hilton called hers off to Jason Shaw in 2003 and to Paris Latsis in 2005; while Zylka broke off his engagement to Hanna Beth in 2015. For the record: Paris Hilton is an ex-celebrity who rose to fame by having intercourse with a boyfriend on video. Kim Kardashian actually worked as her assistant before she also had intercourse with a boyfriend on video — yet did so in the social media age while having a very smart marketing person for a mother. Kim is now an A-Lister around the globe, while Hilton is someone who still exists. We wish her the best.
