Nicki Minaj is becoming an actress! Joining the ranks of non-acting celebs turned actors such like Kim Kardashian , Andre 3000, Paris Hilton, and RZA, the rapper and American Idol host has joined the cast of The Other Woman . The Nick Cassavetes film stars Cameron Diaz as a woman who comes to realize that her boyfriend is married. So, she joins forces with the man’s wife to seek retaliation. Minaj will play Diaz’s assistant in the film. This will not be the first movie the singer has been in, as she voiced a character in last year’s Ice Age: Continental Drift . It will, however, be her first live-action role.
A new trailer for Sofia Coppola ‘s pulled-from-the-headlines film, The Bling Ring , is out, and there’s a lot to pick over. For one thing, Emma Watson is riveting as Nicki, one of the spoiled, cynical and morally adrift Los Angeles teens who made news robbing celebrities’ homes. As J.J. Hunsecker from Sweet Smell of Success would say, she’s a cookie full of arsenic . Watson gets some of the best lines in the trailer, which is studded with surprisingly good dialogue. If Coppola’s script is as consistent as the scenes featured below, The Bling Ring could end up rivaling Seth Rogen & Co’s This Is The End as one of the most quoted movies of the summer. ‘I Wanna Rob’ Here, in ascending order, the best lines from the trailer: 5) Cop: I’ve spoken to all of the victims. Rebecca (Katie Chang): Really? What did Lindsay say? 4) Nicki: “C’mon, let’s go to Paris’s. I wanna rob.” 3) Exchange in Paris Hilton’s House: Marc (Israel Broussard): You can’t take her dog. Rebecca: But he likes me! 2) Laurie (Leslie Mann): “Girls, time for your Adderall!” 1) Nicki: I want to lead the country one day for all I know. Bonus: Marc: I hear helicopters. Rebecca: We’re in L.A. Don’t be such a little bitch. Follow Frank DiGiacomo on Twitter. Follow Movieline on Twitter.
I’ve gotta admit, I was a little skeptical about all the new blood Victoria’s Secret has been bringing in lately. I know the old models are getting up there these days — I’m pretty sure Adriana Lima just hit 31, which is practically retirement age in supermodel years. But this shoot from Elyse Taylor is starting to convince me that maybe they’ve got the right idea. I mean, just look at that amazing 26-year-old body. I don’t know about you, but I’m looking forward to enjoying it for the next two to four years until they scrap her for a younger model. » view all 29 photos
If you thought Instagram was only good for seeing pictures of what hipsters ate for dinner, you’d be wrong — you can also see what they ate for brunch. Oh, and pictures of celebrities in bikinis. Like these shots from Rihanna , my hands-down favorite Instagram user. These are actually pretty tame compared to what she usually puts up though. Must be because that kid’s around. In which case, I can’t wait until bedtime. Related Articles: Rihanna Has Paris Hilton Boobs Rihanna’s Got Milk Rihanna Knows How to Get Me Going Rihanna’s Breasts Might Be A Little Cold
Must be nice… Another Big-Boobed Pop Star Cops A New $10 Million Mansion Via Realtor To say the affluent ‘burb known as Mulholland Estates attracts a certain type of following would be understatement. Various celebrities ranging from Robbie Williams to Paris Hilton to even Charlie Sheen call the exclusive enclave home, and apparently so will ___________. After parting ways with the “Osbourne Estate” for $13.5 million earlier this year, the pop singer has reportedly shelled out a cool $10.75 million for a home within the affluent neighborhood, which borders Sherman Oaks and Beverly Hills. While not a traditional downsize – the former Osbourne abode weighed in at 10,000 square feet, while her new home measures some 11,107 square feet in size – her new digs is a downsize in bold style. As some might recall, her previous palace went full throttle in terms of interior design, especially in the nursery department. Her new home? Well, it’s 6 bedrooms and 9 baths of Mediterranean living designed by Hablinksi Manion. Highlighted by rare finishes and fixtures, exposed beam ceilings and hand painted details running throughout, the estate is loaded top to bottom with wet bars and a screening room and other high-end amenities galore. As for her sleeping quarters, she can dream like a queen in her new master suite, which boast not one, but two walk-in closets to go along with a private fireplace, office, a large terrace with its own fireplace and a spa-like bath. Any idea who she might be? Hit the flip to see more of the house and who it’s new owner is. Images via MLS
I guess Lohan is having fun at Coachella, cuz she posted this crooked ass picture of someone who is either her or her sister in a bikini, probably trying to fuck with our minds, or I guess it is possible that she’s fucked out of her mind, because her whole drug use, addiction, going to 90 days in rehab thing when she gets around to it, and when commercial, garbage, corporate sponsored music festivals in the desert are over, and I think the whole thing is funny. Whether she is master minding us or whether this is just her idea of a joke or if she doesn’t know what right side up is in more than just her driving, it is all perfect to me. So pretty and peaceful by my pool right now with my brothers and sister @codylohan @mikelohan @alianataylor
I vowed to never post Paris Hilton pictures ever again, because as far as I’m concerned Paris Hilton listened to all of our requests back in the 2000s, and died. Even if she’s still alive, she might as well be dead, since no one remembers who she is or that she was a big enough deal to land TV shows like “Paris Hilton’s New BFF”, in some vapid cunt garbage we should hold the production company accountable for shoving down our throats. To me it was a sign of the apocalypse…or at least that our people are doomed. But I couldn’t help but grab pics of her bitch of a boyfriend who is probably so excited about her bank account that he’s willing to get herpes to get access to the shit, and he plays the part, wearing a “Paris” hat, to show her he belongs to her, in hopes of knocking her dead HPV uterus up, so that he can follow K-Fed’s lead. It makes me laugh. I threw in a pic of her modeling bikinis for her mirror cuz it’s the only thing that can look at her with a straight face because you probably don’t care that her boyfriend is a bitch.
I find it totally fucking insane that people are posting these Kim Kardashian pictures today, because who cares about Kim Kardashian, especially not while walking around pregnant, after taking this whole eating for two cuz she can finally undo her belt buckle shit seriously, looking like a fucking farm animal, that should or would be better off sent to the slaughter house and put out of her bloated Octomom lookin’ misery, but instead sites are saying shit like “look how busty she is”….well she’s fucking pregnant, and massive, and even pre-pregnancy was a fucking pug who liked to get covered in mud…if you know what I mean…. So stop giving her attention, encourage any psycho friends you have to target her, tell North Korea her address so they know where to bomb if they go through with their plans, she’s the fucking worst thing to happen to society. A fucking terrorist, and so is her pussy and whatever evil she has brewing in it. Or maybe, we as a people could collectively ignore her existence, and then with the magic of no one caring, she’ll do like Paris Hilton and disappear without violence. Do your party, boycott the Kardashians. THanks. That’s all I have to say about that…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
I find it totally fucking insane that people are posting these Kim Kardashian pictures today, because who cares about Kim Kardashian, especially not while walking around pregnant, after taking this whole eating for two cuz she can finally undo her belt buckle shit seriously, looking like a fucking farm animal, that should or would be better off sent to the slaughter house and put out of her bloated Octomom lookin’ misery, but instead sites are saying shit like “look how busty she is”….well she’s fucking pregnant, and massive, and even pre-pregnancy was a fucking pug who liked to get covered in mud…if you know what I mean…. So stop giving her attention, encourage any psycho friends you have to target her, tell North Korea her address so they know where to bomb if they go through with their plans, she’s the fucking worst thing to happen to society. A fucking terrorist, and so is her pussy and whatever evil she has brewing in it. Or maybe, we as a people could collectively ignore her existence, and then with the magic of no one caring, she’ll do like Paris Hilton and disappear without violence. Do your party, boycott the Kardashians. THanks. That’s all I have to say about that…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Beaten down by months of snow, wind and cold, an Ohio county has issued an “indictment” against Punxsutawney Phil over his Groundhog Day prediction . Phil did not see his shadow February 2, signaling spring’s imminent arrival. Six days later, Winter Storm Nemo dumped 30 inches of snow on New England. Six weeks later, temperatures across the Northern U.S. remain frigid. Birds chirping? Flowers blooming? No sign of those anywhere. As a result, (hopefully) tongue-in-cheek Butler County, Oh., prosecutors are demanding justice, claiming Phil deliberately misled the American people. They say such a felony should be punished by death. Butler County’s chief prosecutor filed an official brief about this, lambasting the rodent for actions “against the peace and dignity of the state of Ohio.” “Punxsutawney Phil did purposely, and with prior calculation and design, cause the people to believe that spring would come early,” wrote Mike Gmoser. He vowed to bring the Pennsylvania icon to justice in the neighboring Buckeye State, but Phil’s handlers are having none of it, coming to his defense. Bill Deeley, president of the club that organizes Groundhog Day, said Phil has a lawyer and would fight attempted extradition by the Ohio authorities. “We’ll have to plead our case one way or the other, but I think we can beat the rap,” Deeley said, taking Butler County’s indictment more or less in stride. Criminally negligent or not, Phil really dropped the ball in 2013. This winter was pretty harsh, at least by recent standards, and grew worse if anything following Phil’s prognostication that spring would come early. Case in point: There’s another storm due on Sunday/Monday that could bring several additional inches of snow across the Midwest and Northeast. The first day of Spring was Thursday, March 21.
