I know I used to do posts on her all the time back in the day, but to be honest, I kind of totally forgot Paris Hilton even existed until I saw these behind-the-scenes shots from the OG hot nobody’s latest photoshoot. And I’ve gotta say, I don’t know if my standards have gotten lower or if Paris has gotten hotter, but she’s looking way better than I ever remembered!
Paris Hilton or the people who handle Paris Hilton’s feed, who I assume are the same people who run the Kardashians social media, because I am convinced Paris is the Kardashian’s silent partner….has blocked me on her social media… Which feels so hurtful to me, because I never actively went out of my way to insult her on her social media feed, I don’t even know if I ever liked one of her comments, but then again my “relationship” with Paris Hilton started long before 2013 social media / instagram hustle….we were 9 years deep at that point….where I had been talking shit on her back when websites mattered and people googled themselves… I posted all her nudes, whenever they happened, I was first on so many of her leaked pics, the Paris Hilton phone hack that gave me Lindsay Lohan’s number…it was a different era…and I guess this old timer remembered those good times…I mean why else would she block me….so cold, so heartless, so mean…so hurtful….it’s like I didn’t mooch off her to get clicks to my site with her sex tape and other whoring…that I guess is still whoring in whatever this EASTER fetish shoot is… I’m still a fan. The post Paris Hilton Topless for Old Times of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I think my masochistic side likes to watch Sarah Hyland instagram stories because I fucking hate them so much. Hearing her talk and tell jokes, normally not in a sports bra, or whatever type of top this is, drives me fucking crazy, and not in a masturbatory way, in a “fuck this bitch is annoying” kind of way…yet I watch the shit at least once a week… I did watch these ones on mute, because it’s monday and I don’t really need weird faced, genetically fucked up creatures, annoying me more than I already am….but her tits looked good, which she’s obviously well aware of, otherwise she wouldn’t have worn this outfit to her show…. I GUESS SHE FINALLY HIT PUBERTY…. My only real issue is girl’s on TV, she’s got money, she’s got fame, she’s got work, she’s hireable, people seemingly like her despite her being deformed….yet she still feels compelled to host a fucking talk show or radio show through her instagram stories…because I guess she’s just a broken child star looking for friends, attention, feedback, anything…it’s what fuels her thanks to having everything else she’d even need… It’s just too bad she can’t be less annoying to watch…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Sarah Hyland and the Bra Top on of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Bella Thorne’s panty picture would be more interesting if it was some kind of feminist statement where she either shat herself, or was having a heavy flow on her first day of her period, the older I get, the more disgusting my demands for these girls producing content has become…. I’ve seen it all, often times from the same people, let’s collectively produce some better shit to jerk off to, this cocktease content is too softcore and flimsy, basic I guess…I think as a people, we can put our minds together and get some spread ass pics out there, but then again, I guess she’s not trying to offend every possible job, with all that social media coverage, you don’t want to overdo the asshole pics….even if you’re a drugged up raver…who may or may not be on opiates….child star suicides may not be a thing anymore thanks to social media…because they can never be forgotten anymore…annoying really…I like them when they actually fall off….they are more desperate like that even though she’s pretty desperate. The post Bella Thorne in Panties of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Remember Nicole Richie? She was the Hailey Baldwin of her generation. The barely interesting personality who mooched off of her friend Paris Hilton’s sex tape fame, and brought some humor that comes to a woman who was adopted, rich and always trying to get approval of her parents because they aren’t actually her parents…. She didn’t go onto fuck on camera like Kim Kardashian did, one of their other rich kid from the same circle friend, instead she created a series of successful clothing brands…and made money on top of the money she already had from being adopted by Lionel Richie… But she did fuck Good Chalotte Sister and have kids with him and is still with him….and she did get her stomach stapled and is still skinny enough to walk around with her mom ass hanging out of her shorts, despite being 40.. This is for old times, even though Nicole Richie was never one anyone jerked off to, she just was around the people people jerk off to and that reason alone is why she exists… My only Nicole Richie story I have is many years ago, I was mistaken for a friend of DJ AM at some local party, back when she was dating him, and I was forced to be carted around with her, I don’t think we said more than 1 word to each other as I got drunk, but I did try to get her to text Lohan, because as we all know…Lohan is everything…. The post Nicole Richie Mom Booty in Shorts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Paris Hilton is a magical creature who buys million dollar engagement rings for herself because it makes for a good story….I can’t follow her existence as closely as I would want to – in theory – because in practice I am too lazy to really follow any of these people, despite following 7500 people I don’t give a fuck about thanks to not knowing how instagram works when I was following them…because Paris Hilton blocked me early on….but I know this magical creature still exists…I remember years ago trolling her on the regular…I would prank call her all the time, I tricked her and her ex boyfriend Stavros to put me on the guestlist of a party she was hosting once, I was funnier and more motivated back then….and Paris represents that good days for losers like me that are on a slippery slope to irrelevance… Well, she’s staying hot, staying active, doing LOVE MAGAZINE VIDEOS like she’s not 37…and it’s interesting to see…not as interesting as some of the other videos I tried to ignore because Love Magazine figured out their clickbait and are still pushing ADVENT CALENDAR CONTENT into the new year, making it far less exclusive than a 25 day feature, fuck make it a daily thing so we stop watching…I mean the PARIS video only had 6500 views when I grabbed it…that’s fucking criminal…this is AMERICA’S Princess…show her respect and watch her damn video people… Nicola Peltz was there too, in yesterday’s video, because I guess LOVE MAGAZINE likes billionaires…. The post Paris Hilton for Love Magazine of the day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Is ‘Thor: Ragnarok’ the new fan favorite of the Marvel universe? The third ‘Thor’ film’s box office draw an Rotten Tomatoes scores both indicate a big, strong yes.
Elle Fanning is the sister of Dakota Fanning – who was able to have an adult career thanks to her parents whoring out her sister at a young age – packaging her like some “boy wonder” the girl version – not that there are genders in this world anymore – but back then there were so I’m sticking with my politically incorrect assumption that Dakota Fanning’s pronoun is GIRL…or HER….we live in an idiotic era. She’s dressed like a slutty nurse from what I assume is Weinstein Produced Kill Bill…because you can’t BOYCOT what’s already happened…and the good news is that she doesn’t have Uma Thurman’s thick man hands…. While Elle was out being better paid / lazy at a Halloween Party…her sister Dakota who she’s milked her career from was at a premiere with some cleavage. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Elle Fanning Slutty Nurse of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .