There’s something about a woman in tight leather pants that I really like. I don’t know if it has something to do with growing up in the eighties, all the hot bad girls in music videos wore leather pants, but it works for me. Here’s Rihanna out on the town over the weekend showing off those luscious legs and perfect booty in her leather outfit. She looks dangerous, like she’s about to get into some sexy well choreographed girl gang street rumble with a bunch of hot latinas. I like it.
When Rihanna decided to head out on the town the other night, she thought it was a good idea to go braless underneath a nicely see through tank top. I couldn’t agree more. Here she is giving us a great look at the Pointer Sister . I like it. A pitcher of water would go a long way right now.
Anais is some Montreal model who I used to have on my Facebooke because like her, I am from Montreal too and like most guys…appreciate hustling hot bitches who are local by promising them fame….but unfortunately…this Anus bitch got up and moved to New York and made herself famous in the modeling world…only to delete me from facebook lke I don’t matter…cuz I don’t matter…reminding me that she’ll never fuck me…but if I do some investigative work…I could probably track down her mom and fuck her….becoming her actual drunkenstepfather…who touches her inappropriately every Christmas….but luckily with all low level models trying to make it….comes nudity.
So some no name from UK Big Brother has released a sex tape, which is only natural because the kind of bitch who would be compelled to do Big Brother…or any reality show for that matter…is the kind who is trying to get famous….and what better way to get famous than to release a sex tape…I mean it worked for Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton, didn’t it? What these low level sluts don’t get is that the world is so porn saturated that we don’t care if any bitch fucks on camera…we’re desensitized….especially when the bitch fucking on camera has to rub herself to get wet after sucking a dudes dick…we like a bitch to be wet at all times….at least in our sex tapes…cuz I’m the king of making bitches dry…within 10 seconds of them realizing what they are doing… They also don’t realize that Kim Kardashian was working with the top publicist in hollywood to get her interviews, coverage, etc when her tape hit…it was a bigger plan… It wasn’t just a bitch fucking a black dude awkward and like we all fuck at home…. Who cares…just watch the sex tape cuz it’s out there….and wait til the part she says “You Filled Me Up”…cuz bitch didn’t even have the decency to take a load on her face for her big porn debut…what a cunt… I guess her strategy worked cuz before today…I had no idea who she was…. TO WATCH THE SEX TAPE FOLLOW THIS LINK
Paris Hilton has almost completely dropped off the celebrity radar over the last few years, nobody cares that she gets invited to rich douche’s party in Dubai, but every now and again she makes an appearance. Here she is doing a little casual shopping like just another average American. Right. Leave it to Paris to make running boring errands a whole lot flashier with her fancy red Ferrari… I hate her.
Rihanna really seems to be enjoying herself down there in the tropics, smoking some funny cigarettes and hanging out in her sexy little bikinis. I’m jealous. Here she is showing off her awesome figure in a sexy and weird looking bikini/swimsuit thingy. I don’t know what the hell it is, I’m not up on my swimsuit fashion, but I’m glad she decided to post it on Twitter for us. My erection thanks her.
The 2012 Golden Globe Awards have come and gone. Homeland and Modern Family were recognized on the television side of things, The Artist and The Descendants represented in major movie categories and… … do you really care? Let’s face it: these events are all about the red carpet. That’s why THG staff members spent the majority of their day posting Fashion Face-Offs , pitting one celebrity against another in a showdown of styles. Based on those matchups, we can use actual poll results to recap the best and worst from the ceremony. WINNERS LOSERS
‘It’s still a very secret character that is very closely safeguarded, and it’s still in the design process,’ Andy Serkis says at Golden Globes. By Kevin P. Sullivan, with reporting by Josh Horowitz Andy Serkis at the 2012 Golden Globes Photo: Getty Images Motion-capture wizard Andy Serkis took some time off from filming “The Hobbit” to hit the red carpet at the 2012 Golden Globes , but it seems like he left all of his precious Middle-earth secrets back in New Zealand. When Serkis took some time to chat with MTV News’ Josh Horowitz, he refused to give any clue what the legendary dragon Smaug might look like on the big screen. “I can’t give any secrets away, none of those trade secrets,” Serkis said. “I can’t say that because actually it’s still under wraps.” In “The Hobbit,” Serkis reprises the role that made him a capture-performance all-star: Gollum. Additionally, he will step behind the camera as the director of the films’ second unit. An iconic character in J.R.R. Tolkien’s mythological world, Smaug is the impetus for all of the action in Peter Jackson’s upcoming “Lord of the Rings” prequel, “The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey.” Such a revered character is bound to come with a high level of security. Serkis suggested that there might be more to his own secrecy than just avoiding spoilers. According to the actor, Weta Workshop is still working on the creature’s look. “It’s still a very secret character that is very closely safeguarded, and it’s still in the design process,” he said. The little we do know about Smaug is more than enough to get us excited. Benedict Cumberbatch will voice Smaug in “The Hobbit” before going where no man has gone before as the villain in J.J. Abrams’ next “Star Trek.” Serkis said that with Cumberbatch as Smaug, audiences certainly have something to look forward to. “With an actor like Benedict Cumberbatch playing him, it will be extraordinary,” he said. Check out everything we’ve got on “The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey.” For breaking news, celebrity columns, humor and more — updated around the clock — visit MTVMoviesBlog.com . Related Videos On The Red Carpet At The Golden Globes
MTV News reporter spends awards-show night chatting with George Clooney and chasing Lindsay Lohan and Diddy. By Josh Horowitz George Clooney at the 2012 Golden Globes Photo: Getty Images On Sunday, I covered my fourth (fifth? It’s all getting a bit fuzzy in my mid-30s) Golden Globes , and let me tell you, it was wild! I laughed with George Clooney, bro’d out with Michael Fassbender, ogled Michelle Williams’ trophy up close, and capped the night off with Diddy and Lindsay Lohan. I also was in bed eating a piece of cheesecake from room service before midnight. All of these things are true. Such is the bizarre event the Hollywood Foreign Press puts on every year. You’re a sketchy odd bunch, but you throw a hell of a party, guys! Thanks for the memories. I’ve been lucky enough to cover the Oscars and the entire awards-show circuit the past few years at MTV News, and it is a fantastically glamorous and surreal bubble filled with moments that bend the mind (it’s like “Inception” if everyone were pretty. Huh?). It’s also a job — meaning it’s filled with massive frustrations and insults, just as anyone experiences in their 9 to 5. Unfortunately for me, when I start whining about “Glee” star Cory Monteith racing by me at a party, ignoring my request for an interview, most people want to punch me in the face. I get it. I really do. But I can be as miserable as the next person (actually, I think I can be more miserable than the next person), and no one is going to take away my right to bitch about a pushy publicist who gives me an earful about her client I’d be a fool not to talk to. Nobody! I couldn’t bring you all with me to the Globes, unfortunately. Well, come on, where would I have put you? Really, be sensible! But I can give you a peek into some illuminating/ absurd/ just plain odd moments I experiences in my strange gig. George Clooney and I are best friends! George Clooney and I are not best friends. George Clooney doesn’t know my name. George Clooney is not inviting me to Lake Como. My wife and I are not going on a double date with him and his Amazonian girlfriend (seriously, was she in Avatar?). But George Clooney sure is good at seeming like you’re his best friend. I interviewed George a couple days ago at the Critics’ Choice red carpet (most notable for me calling him old and him taking my microphone away). And a few days before that, we talked to him in New York at the National Board of Review red carpet (’tis the season). When the Cloonster (I can call him that: We have an understanding) saw me Sunday night, moments before his Best Actor win, he said he was relieved I was wearing a tie tonight but I still need to do something about the scruff. Dreamy, right? BFFs! Actually, he’d combined me in his memory with a fellow MTV News-er, whom he’d talked to at the NBR in New York without the tie. It’s all good, George. You have a lot on your plate. See you at the Oscars. The night belonged to Fassbender’s member That doesn’t rhyme does it? I’m waiting for my flight home to New York (Al Roker is here!) and it will just have to do. Though Michael Fassbender didn’t win a prize for “Shame” Sunday night (see previous item on the Cloonster), he was a big topic in my red carpet interviews. Before I get to the silly stuff, let me just echo many by saying he delivers an awesome performance in “Shame” that should not be missed. Not good for a date night though. You’ve been warned. Anyway, Fassbender is an all-around cool guy in my experience. Exhibit A: When I sprung an impromptu After Hours on him a month ago wherein he had the task of identifying celebrities based solely on photos of their penises (he did really well!). Last night, he told me friends have been giving him grief for being a “penis expert.” Later in the night, Fassbender’s genitalia came up (so to speak) in my conversations with Ewan McGregor (of course) and Paris Hilton (er, also of course?). Let it be known that Paris has not seen “Shame” yet but seemed quite excited when I told her what she was in for. Lindsay Lohan and Diddy have odd ideas about interviews Where would one run into the likes of Ewan McGregor and the star of “The Hottie and the Nottie”? (I tease: Paris actually couldn’t have been sweeter). Why the Weinstein afterparty! Also Meryl Streep and Kim Kardashian. America really is a melting pot! The Weinstein party (er, the carpet heading into it — I never went in) was a festive one and why not? Harvey’s flicks dominated. Uggie, the dog from “The Artist,” seemed thrilled to be there. As did the whole gang from “My Week with Marilyn,” celebrating Michelle Williams’ win. But it was the random folks that were most fun to talk to. Why look, it’s Chris Tucker! Say, it’s a real housewife! And then there was Diddy swaggering as only he can down the carpet. I practically threw myself in his path so we could talk. He stopped, but he didn’t exactly talk. Instead he had his “spokesman” (Swizz Beatz by his side) answer all my questions. Whatever works, Diddy. And then there was the last interview of the night. Truth be told, it wasn’t much of an interview. Just as we were packing up our troubles, there she was: the one, the only, Lindsay Lohan. “This is it!” I screamed to no one in particular. Lindsay raced by, only to reconsider. I was going to get something good. Cloonster was but an amuse-bouche. This is what it was all about. Tears would be shed. Confessions made. That weird stripper movie of hers would be dissected. “So, I hear you’re playing Elizabeth Taylor soon?” I began. She smiled and grabbed my arm. And without a word, she was gone. Thank you, Hollywood Foreign Press. Thank you. Check out the 2012 Golden Globes winners , and don’t miss all the fashion from the Golden Globes red carpet ! Related Videos 2012 Golden Globes: Highlights From The Show On The Red Carpet At The Golden Globes Related Photos Golden Globes 2012: The Afterparties Golden Globes 2012 Press Room
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