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Paris Hilton Almost Shows Us Her Boobs

Now that Paris Hilton is pretty much a completely washed up nobody – did we really believe that someone who became famous for having a sextape was going to last forever? – she gets invited to weird events like a German productions of Dirty Dancing . You heard me. The good thing is that she thought it might be nice to bring along some nice heiress cleavage. Sadly she forgot to wear that magical bra that makes her little skinny chick breasts look massive. Nice chest bone.

Shannen Doherty and Kurt Iswarienko: Married!

Shannen Doherty is a married woman for the third time. Her husband this time? A fellow named Kurt Iswarienko! The 40-year-old actress who most notably played Brenda Walsh on the original 90210 , said “I do” to her fianc

Zooey Deschanel Attempts A Cleavage Shot

I wouldn’t normally consider Zooey Deschanel one of Hollywood’s hottest young talents, she’s kind of quirky in that annoying hipster way, but she’s got a new show and she might be on the verge of some sort of breakthrough so I thought I’d give her a chance. Besides, she’s wearing kind of a sexy dress and making a half decent attempt at dropping some cleavage so why not? I think she needs to talk to Paris Hilton and find out where she can get one of those magical bras that make skinny girls busty …. For the good of the show.

Sofia Vergara’s Sweet latina Cleavage

Here’s latina super MILF Sofia Vergara out on the town looking hot in her tight dress and sexy smile. I’m upset that I’ve only got the one shot of her sweet booty, but I guess that’s all it takes for this guy. This woman always looks like she should be jumping up and down or chasing a little doggie while wearing high heels. Where’s the video of that?

Rihanna Nude Pictures From Esquire

Here’s Rihanna on the cover of Esquire magazine giving us a good look at her sexy mocha figure. As far as naked celebrity pictures go, I’m going to have to give these a B+. I mean, sure she’s naked and all, but the whole thing just seems a little too photoshopped. What’s with the strategically placed seaweed? I guess I shouldn’t complain, half naked airbrushed pictures of Rihanna are better than nothing. Enjoy.

Paris Hilton and Petra Ecclestone Join Forces of the Day

Here’s an expected union of forces. I saw this coming the second that Ecclestone brat moved to LA. Two billionaire heirs. Spoiled to shit. Tacky as fuck. Annoying to look at and I can only imagine to listen to…. Using their priviledged lives to be the most disgusting, bottom feeding, vapid, hungry for attention, badly tanned, but at least they are skinny, cunts I’d rather see disappear….reminding me how unfair the world is when a car filled with such trash doesn’t drive off a fucking ravine…. That said, I’d still fuck the “poor little rich girl” herpes she got “cuz daddy was always too busy fucking whores and making money to hug me” off their expensive yet used vaginas…because I’m a pervert.

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Paris Hilton and new BF Petra Ecclestone

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Paris Hilton and Petra Ecclestone both wear leopard print for night out at BOA. Who wore it best?

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Paris Hilton’s Still Kind Of A Hot Package

I’m not sure if Paris Hilton should really be considered a celebrity anymore, she’s all washed up, but I’ve always kind of liked her skinny little body so I’m posting pictures of her anyway. Here she is at some fashion event in Mumbai the other day -see what I mean about not being a celebrity anymore?- showing off some pretty decent skinny chick cleavage. I think that having an affair with a certain celebrity blogger might get her back in the headlines. She’s a celebrity, I blog about celebrities… It’s very controversial. No? Alright, how about a hummer?

Rihanna’s All-American Bikini Pics In Ireland

There are very few things that I like better than a hottie in a American flag bikini, it’s trashy, patriotic, tacky, uplifting and sexy all at the same time. Not to mention it normally means it’s around the fourth of July and I’m half in the bag, shirtless in some dive bar near a beach somewhere. Good times. Anyhow, here’s Rihanna rocking her red white and blues while she films some video on a farm over in Ireland. What the USA’s farms aren’t good enough for you princess? Not cool. Apparently the farmer who owns the field wasn’t please with Rihanna showing all this skin and forced them to stop filming. Thanks for ruining it for everyone guy.

Rihanna Shows Off Her Tasty Thighs

Here’s Rihanna showing off her sexy legs the other day while in South America somewhere. At least I think she’s in South America, she’s on tour down there or something, I saw some

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