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Nakedness in Boardwalk Empire of the Day

The Martin Scorcese directed show about Atlantic City, Prohibition, Prostitution, Gambling and the Mafia in the 1920s premiered last night on HBO, and since HBO likes making TV shows that are like movies, there was some titty in the Steve Buscemi sex scene….He’s the main character, a pretty sure sign this show is going to not only last, but be bigger than the Sopranos… I watched it, it was pretty good, but then again, I like all the seedy shit America is built on….cuz organized crime, smut, drinking and gambling are some of my favorite things… To See the First Episode of Boardwalk Empire – Follow this Link – To See the Sex Scene – Scroll to 46 minutes in…. GO

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Paris Hilton Stolen in Court Picture of the Day

My friend Jenny who was the original brain behind a popular celebrity website before she got muscled out of it posted this picture of Paris Hilton in the Vegas courthouse today….cuz she got arrested a few weeks ago… She wrote: I was at the courthouse this morning and so was Paris Hilton. Best shot I could get of her. It’s blurry, but her ginormous feet are sort of in focus. The picture made me laugh, not as much as Paris Hilton getting off for hiding coke in her pussy instead of cock in her pussy cuz her pussy is a well trained circus act that can do all kinds of tricks… so I figured I’d share it with you idiots… Amateur style Investigative is like amateur porn….way better than the real thing…

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Paris Hilton — Blowing off the Club Scene

Filed under: Paris Hilton , Celebrity Justice Paris Hilton is telling close friends she’s “over being a party girl” … and wants to “trade in the club scene for a life at home” …. seriously. Paris — who’s scheduled to appear in a Las Vegas courtroom this morning to cop a plea in her drug… Read more

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Paris Hilton Cops Plea, Avoids Jail in Drug Case

Filed under: Paris Hilton , Celebrity Justice Paris Hilton just agreed to a plea deal in her cocaine arrest case that will keep from doing any jail time … if she stays out of trouble. Paris pled

Paris Hilton To Avoid Jail With Plea Deal

The heiress will receive a year of probation in cocaine possession case. By Mawuse Ziegbe Paris Hilton in Las Vegas police custody August 27, 2010 Photo: Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department Paris Hilton is finally getting over her rough night in Vegas . According to the Las Vegas Review-Journal, the heiress will avoid jail time in her felony cocaine possession case with a plea agreement. Hilton is expected to plead guilty to misdemeanor drug possession and misdemeanor obstructing an officer on Monday. The plea deal will land the socialite a year of probation. Hilton was arrested on August 27 in Las Vegas after the SUV she was riding in was pulled over and police found 0.8 grams of cocaine in her purse. She later claimed the purse didn’t belong to her and blasted rumors surrounding her case . Under the conditions of the plea agreement obtained by the Review-Journal, Hilton will face a year in jail if she is arrested during her probation for anything besides a minor traffic violation. The heiress is also required to pay a $2,000 fine, complete a substance abuse program and carry out 200 hours of community service. “There are very strict limits on her future conduct. We will not have to litigate whether she was convicted of the charge or whether the charge was a major or minor offense,” Clark County District Attorney David Roger said, referencing the consequences if Hilton steps out of line again. “Ms. Hilton understands the seriousness of the situation and appreciates the chance she is being given,” the socialite’s lawyer David Chesnoff told The Associated Press . “She has to stay out of trouble.” The plea deal caps off a summer of legal drama for the heiress. Hilton was detained in South Africa in July at the World Cup for suspected possession of marijuana but didn’t face charges when another member of her posse was found to be smoking. Related Photos Moments In Paris Hilton’s Legal Life Related Artists Paris Hilton

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Paris Hilton Cops Plea in Cocaine Arrest Case

Filed under: Paris Hilton , Celebrity Justice Paris Hilton will serve a year of probation and avoid a felony charge after she struck a plea deal with prosecutors in Las Vegas. According to the Las Vegas Review-Journal ,

Chelsea Handler Was A ‘Winner’ At VMAs, Sarah Silverman Says

Former MTV Movie Awards host says VMA audience isn’t ‘an easy crowd.’ By Jocelyn Vena, with reporting by Josh Horowitz Sarah Silverman Photo: MTV News Back in 2007, Sarah Silverman hit the MTV Movie Awards stage as the night’s host and took shots at everyone from Paris Hilton to Jack Nicholson to Lindsay Lohan. At this year’s Video Music Awards , fellow comedian Chelsea Handler — who has already been applauded by Katy Perry — had some fun at the expense of Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift and, well, Lindsay Lohan . So how does Silverman think Handler did as a host? “I thought it was good,” she told MTV News while in Toronto promoting her movie “Peep World.” “I think she’s really great on her show, and she did great. I mean, look, the truth is, the VMAs is pretty unwinnable in terms of hosting. … I’m just saying it’s not like at the Movie Awards, [which] is filled with actors and they know to be quiet and listen and be at a show.” So what separates the two MTV awards shows? “The VMAs is like crazy rock stars and stuff and everyone’s talking and the lights are up,” she explained. “You don’t feel it watching it at home, but the lights are on, people are milling about, not sitting down, and no one’s listening to you. It’s like going right back to early days of stand-up. I haven’t talked to her about it, but I bet she would say it’s like when you’re performing and no one’s listening and you’re just focusing and trying to say your material, and I think she had a good time, and I’m not saying it looked like [she was struggling]. “I have so many questions,” she continued. “It looked like with the bit with Lady Gaga [when Chelsea emerged with a house on her head and the garage door didn’t open automatically], it looked like there was a remote control and it didn’t work. [And] maybe I’m reading into it and I could just see her face, like, ‘What the f—?’ I think it’s easy to get daunted. It’s not an easy crowd. You have to know that going in. She was great. She’s a winner.” How do you think Chelsea did? Let us know in the comments! The Moonmen have all been handed out and the stars have gone home, but there’s plenty of MTV Video Music Awards news, interviews, behind-the-scenes scoop, party reports and more still to come, so keep it locked on MTVNews.com.

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Former Mr. Sharon Stone Obama ‘Crack’ Humor Attempt Backfires

As your humble correspondent has learned, writing humor can be very dangerous since it can easily backfire. Such was the case with a story written by the former Mr. Sharon Stone aka Phil Bronstein, Editor-at-Large of the San Francisco Chronicle. Just from the very title of his piece, “Should Obama have smoked crack?” you just know Bronstein was going to run into trouble. Some readers didn’t know he was trying to be funny and were outraged. Other readers realized he was attempting to write humor but felt it was really lame. So here is Bronstein’s backfiring humor attempt: …His druggie past is not helping him shape the overarching grit of his public character nearly as much as it could be. Weed and cocaine? Who’s going to be impressed with that, when his hugely successful contemporaries like Oprah Winfrey have the truly dark and evil specter of crack in their background? … He needed some rock in that pipe of his youth. If he’d had a crack addiction then instead of an effete taste for powdered cocaine and pot, people might be a little more respectful of him now. It would have been an even tougher journey to the top. The big dog bite needs teeth sharpened by real adversity. Okay, what’s really funny here is not Bronstein’s humor which is lame and heavy-handed but the way it has backfired so embarrasingly. However, Bronstein’s amateur attempt at humor gets worse. Much worse: Crack could have helped put some color back into the Obama narrative. It is a drug that disproportionately haunts African American communities. Think coke and its Paris Hilton or some no-brainers on The Hills. Crack is the gutter drug. As you can imagine, many of his readers probably wish that L.A. Zoo Komodo Dragon had bitten another part of Bronstein’s body than just his foot. Some sample comments: Another useless editorial from sfgate’s do nothing editor. Don’t you have some copy to read?   This is probably the most vapid observation of Obama’s past I have ever read. I’ll never get back the 2 minutes it took to read this. Bronstein should resign. This is a new low for the Chronicle and embarrassment to San Franciscans. Bronstein should have taken heed of Tip #9 of Hot Tips For Op-Ed Writers : 9. Avoid op-ed backfire. Humor is hard to project in an opinion piece. Satire can bite the writer. P.J. Gladnick wrote a tongue-in-cheek satire about harmful cartoons for the Los Angeles Herald Examiner. He showed Snow White exploiting short people, Scrooge McDuck engaging in the capitalistic duck-slave trade, the Three Little Pigs abusing the Big Bad Wolf, and more. That article made him the hero of the National Coalition on Television Violence, who used it to justify censoring Saturday morning TV.  And, Phil, if you really want to write a truly funny piece, then recount for us how you managed to stay married to supreme egomaniac Sharon Stone for six whole years.

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Paris Hilton Blasts Paparazzi In Maui

‘I flew to Hawaii to relax and get some privacy and they won’t stop,’ socialite tweets. By Mawuse Ziegbe Paris Hilton Photo: Getty Images After her recent drug bust, which sparked a media frenzy and apparently cost her boyfriend his job, it’s not surprising Paris Hilton retreated to Hawaii for some time out of the limelight. But being Paris Hilton usually means it’s hard to shake the spotlight, and the socialite lamented being flanked by throngs of overzealous photogs while on vacation. “The paparazzi have been out of control in Maui,” Hilton tweeted on Thursday (September 9). “We had to call the cops because they have been trespassing on our property all week trying to get shots. As well as chasing our car wherever we go and almost running other cars off the road. It’s not only invasive and annoying, but dangerous as well.” Hilton was spotted in Hawaii on Labor Day weekend and, judging by the rest of her Twitter feed, the starlet kept things low-key, opting for movie nights and breezy surf rock instead of flashy nights on the town. But the socialite’s recent legal troubles appear to still be plaguing Hilton, who blasted the proliferation of rumors she feels have spiked since her arrest. “I flew to Hawaii to relax and get some privacy and they won’t stop,” Hilton wrote to her followers. “I am so sick of them and all these ridiculous rumors people are inventing, it’s disgusting and very hurtful.” , tweeting, “These rumors going around are so ridiculous, untrue and cruel. I’m not going to even pay attention to them, because I know the truth.” days after police say they found .8 grams of cocaine in her purse following a traffic stop on the Las Vegas Strip. The heiress has claimed the bag, and its contents, didn’t belong to her. Hilton is due back in Vegas for an October 27 court date. If convicted, the socialite could face anything from probation to four years in jail. In addition to her current legal troubles, for violating probation stemming from a DUI bust the year before. What do you think about Paris Hilton’s recent tweets? Sound off in the comments below! Related Photos Moments In Paris Hilton’s Legal Life Related Artists Paris Hilton

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Charlize Theron Hard Nipple of the Day

Although one would think my first love for South Africa is the high AIDS rate cuz shit just gets me all excited about the future of sex, not to mention gives me something to joke about when playing compare Paris Hilton’s Vagina to a Country games on long drives, the truth is my first love for South Africa is Charlize Theron….even though she escaped the shit and left her family behind after her mom shot her father to be all fancy and important in Hollywood…. She introduced me to the beautiful country when I was just an ignorant and uneducated 28 year old, and she was just a hot pussy in Playboy trying to make it in America, knowing like Kim Kardashian, Pam Anderson, and pretty much any relevant Hollywood actor with no family connections, that getting naked was the only way. I respect that hustle and I think she’s kinda hot…so seeing her 40 year old hard nipples doesn’t quite get me as excited as hard nipples did when I was 14 in Gym class, but it’s good enough to get a post on this low grade, no standard website. Yay.

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