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A Very Paris Christmas

Paris Hilton gets into the holiday spirit shopping for a tree at Mr. Greentrees. The heiress wore a red Santa Claus t-shirt and matching knit hat while checking out some ornaments

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Katie Price is Drunk of the Day

Here are some pictures of Katie Price leaving a party drunk. She’s really got nothing better to do with her time than drink her life away and in her defense, you’d be self-medicating too if you were Katie Price…Hell, I’m not even Katie Price and I’m not going through some kind of transition from being some over-sexualized cartoon rendition of a fantasy woman to being a dude in a dress, but I self medicate all the fucking time. I’m not drunk right now but I would rather be, I just don’t think my stomach or liver can handle it after the latest bender I had this past weekend that I’m recovering from…as there comes a time in every drunk’s life where they have to step back and realize shitting blood isn’t healthy and it’s a life or shitting blood to death situation…and I’ve got too much to live for like a fat wife I hate, no money, no job, totally uninspired and unmotivated and too fat for pants…good times I won’t put up a fight to live another day for….or fight to keep because it is all I know… Pics via Fame Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Sophie “The Muppet” Monk Shows Off Her Calves Cuz Her Pussy Probably Has Herpes of the Day

The last time I got off to calf porn, I was watching 6 baby cows were breast feeding off some lactating whore with a salt lick inserted in her meaty fucking pussy. It wasn’t some Australian piece of shit nobody in short leggings who is only famous in the USA because she fucked some band member of some band I don’t know why is famous only to have him leave her for Paris Hilton leaving her forced to try all the tricks in Hollywood to get famous from getting naked in movies, to having the paparazzi follow her around to her latest idea which must be to be the only living muppet in America because as time goes on she looks more and more like something Jim Hansen invented to jerk off to…only unlike her felt and wire counterpart, this bitch has no talent, little kids don’t flock to her and her song and dance, all she really has going for her is herpes and not just any herpes…the Paris Hilton strain….which isn’t really saying much about her talent other than that she doesn’t use condoms…which I guess is good enough for me….here are the pics… Pics via Fame

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Carrie Underwood Loves Being a Role Model

Unlike many stars ( cough , Tiger Woods !) who don’t act like role models even though kids everywhere look up to them, Carrie Underwood thrives in that capacity. “I take it very seriously,” the country star said. “My motto is always that I would never want to do anything that would embarrass my own children in the future.” “And I think that’s the best way to look at things.” Of why she won’t be like Lindsay Lohan or Paris Hilton, she adds: “I never want to do anything that would make my parents, my role models, disappointed.” Carrie Underwood isn’t hindered by her American Idol fame, either

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Ron Wood Busted for Assault

Filed under: Celebrity Justice Rolling Stones guitarist Ron Wood was arrested last night in London — on suspicion of assaulting his girlfriend, 21-year-old Ekaterina Ivanova.According to the BBC, Wood was busted “on suspicion of assault in connection with a domestic incident” and … Permalink

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Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie: So Not Friends

Nicole Richie, who just signed a deal for her own show on ABC , once starred on The Simple Life with Paris Hilton. They had a falling out at some point during it. They have not been friends since

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Heather Graham Showing Off Her Older Legs of the Day

Heather Graham may look like shit, but she will always be the fat titty big bushed pornstar in Boogie Nights to me. That Rollergirl shit lives on in both DVD and memory until the end of mankind, and it should be motivation for some of you young prude sluts who are scared of getting naked on camera or fucking on camera because your naive, malleable mind thinks it will fuck you over in terms of career and education, when in reality no one gives a shit if you get naked or fuck on camera and if it doesn’t give you a career if it gets leaked like you were Paris Hilton, shit will at least act as a time capsule you may want to reflect on one day when your old, fat and not 18 anymore

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Behold! 11 Supersneaky Hollywood Bachelors

Even though George Clooney introduced girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis to his mother this week, we were hardly fooled by the gesture.  Sure, in some cultures, introducing the…

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Paris and Nicole Still Not Cool

It may not be a simple life for Nicole Richie and former BFF Paris Hilton anymore, but there’s one simple truth ’bout these frenemies: They just don’t get along. Nicole…

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Sophie Monk and her “Baby” Publicity Stunt of the Day

Sophie Monk is up on another publicity stunt where she tipped up the paparazzi to follow her to the baby clothes store to get people talking about whether or not she is pregnant with the Good Charlotte sister’s baby, even though no one gives a fuck about her or the Paris Hilton herpes dick cumming inside her. She’s a nobody, she’s a nothing, she looks like a fucking muppet I want to cum all over and even cum inside at risk of getting her herpes because I figure when her herpes virus meet my herpes virus they’ll have a fuckin herpes party to keep them herpes busy even though she’s over and done with….and pretty much fucking useless…using this pregnancy as her last fucking attempt…

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