J.Lo’s made a lot of money from her ass. She’s the first ridiculous large ass that I remember the mainstream picking up on and thinking was great. It was the Latin Fever or Puerto Rico Fever, or Some kInd of fever, that she likely has from the herpes A Rod has, as the touring Athlete who fucked Paris Hilton…he is….but who needs to worry about J.Lo vagina welts…that shit’s too old to care about, but these pants that are doing some kind of miracle are worth focusing on…they remind me of the girl in the grocery store behind me…all thick in the thighs, like I know she was being held together, but the way it rode her cunt….and the way it made her ass round…was the way I wanted to burry my face in it… I wouldn’t say that’s how I feel about J.Lo…but the ass, one she still uses to land men…is what she wants you to experience so take it all in….and there’s a lot to take in..most asses are this massive… The post J.Lo Ass in Leggings of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Coachella just got relelvant, I mean sure it’s fucking relevant, so many people talk about it, ask about it, mention it, go to it…but it just doesn’t matter, none of that matters, the millions upon millions of dollars they make with it, and that people make being part of it….just doesn’t matter… Until Paris Hilton is there showing her nipples in her shirt…because that is the stamp of approval, the sign of success…the everything you need to see, know or experience at COACHELLA…because Paris Hilton may not matter – but her presence does…and I guess her nipple does….and for that you should all go watch her sex tape to remember the good days… This outfit…this woman…everything. Paris Hilton knows what matters. TO SEE ALL THE WHORES AT COACHELLA CHECK THIS MASSIVE ROUND-UP BY CLICKING HERE The post Paris Hilton Still Has a Nipple of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Cyn Santana Makes Joe Budden A Lucky Boy Joe Budden has been tossed around from woman to woman for the better part of his career. He seems to finally have made the right stop in his life in the form of the lovely Cyn Santana. https://www.instagram.com/p/BSruEOqjC-s/?taken-by=cynsantana&hl=en He’s attached to her hip and we know why…she’s fine as all outdoors. That’s why she’s our bae of the day. https://www.instagram.com/p/BSj1m9BjqGs/?taken-by=cynsantana&hl=en https://www.instagram.com/p/BSitrP4DSl4/ https://www.instagram.com/p/BShSpOwDVOl/?taken-by=cynsantana&hl=en https://www.instagram.com/p/BSRMmOpDjGF/ https://www.instagram.com/p/BSOu7KHj5ZJ/?taken-by=cynsantana&hl=en https://www.instagram.com/p/BSZl3S2D2Q2/ https://www.instagram.com/p/BSOMHVPDpWr/ https://www.instagram.com/p/BSOWIN7DutI/ https://www.instagram.com/p/BSMIzOiDZPp/ https://www.instagram.com/p/BSMVCkfDcCd/ https://www.instagram.com/p/BSFMUekjYy0/?taken-by=cynsantana&hl=en https://www.instagram.com/p/BSB-4ujDuQY/ https://www.instagram.com/p/BR1lzC8jgeh/ https://www.instagram.com/p/BRI6H0vDk3v/ https://www.instagram.com/p/BQ5imtOjHsr/ https://www.instagram.com/p/BQQkrnbhb50/?taken-by=cynsantana&hl=en https://www.instagram.com/p/BP8-pogBqqK/ https://www.instagram.com/p/BO81l10gKVG/
Carnival Ride Malfunction In Paris Almost Costs Girl Her Head If the Throne Fair in Paris is anything like its hit cable namesake, Game Of Thrones , then its pretty easy to understand why this ride went way left. A young girl was nearly decapitated while riding a carnie deathtrap according to the NYPost . The girl was on a ride on Sunday at the Throne Fair called Adrenaline — a giant swing that propels riders from nearly 164 feet high — when her seat harness unfastened as the ride descended, according to a translation by France Bleu. The malfunction sent the girl hurtling toward the earth upside-down, suspended only by her ankles, in a horrifying moment caught on video. Plus jamais j'fais une attraction à la foire du trône, ça fait déjà 2 incidents en 1 semaine ♂️ pic.twitter.com/oRNgRUQcjR — Clip Dispo (@Damsi_92) April 10, 2017 The managers of the fair say the ride will be shut down immediately. Probably a good call. SMH. Image via Flickr
Paris Jackson has been getting a lot of attention in recent weeks, and that’s no accident. In the past month alone, Paris has covered Rolling Stone and Harper’s Bazaar. She’s sat for dozens of interviews with outlets both big and small. (Ironically, the unique pressures seems to be her favorite topic of conversation.) We seem to be in the midst of a full-blown Paris Jackson media blitz, and it doesn’t look like it’ll be letting up any time soon. The only question is: why? Paris doesn’t appear to have a project to promote; she’s not bringing attention to any particular cause, and she frequently gripes about only being known as Michael Jackson’s daughter despite the fact that she hasn’t done anythin g that would merit this level of attention for some other reason. Like Kim, Kylie and the OG Paris, Ms. Jackson is famous for being famous, which can be enough to build a career on in 2017. The curious thing is that her persistently insists that that’s not the type of career that she wants. For now, at least, Paris’ personal and professional lives are inseparable, and she reportedly has a team of 20 full-time employees working round the clock to keep her in the spotlight. The end game is unclear, but the strategy is apparent: Tidbits about Paris’ “private” life have been surfacing at the rate of about one a day for the past week, and her team is going all in with today’s “leak.” Apparently, Paris has been using a “celebrity dating app” called Raya (might as well score some product placement bucks out of your shameless self-promotion!) to hook up with “VERY hot American girls.” We’re not sure why their nationality is important, but apparently Team Paris would like you to know that she’s both bisexual AND a patriot, dammit! “Paris has made no secret of having crushes on girls in the past and wants to keep her options open,” a source tells Radar Online. But don’t expect an official coming out any time soon. It seems that on the topic of her sexuality, Paris is happy to let the anonymous “insiders” on her payroll do the talking for her: “She’s not interested in making a big statement about her sexuality,” says the source. “She thinks it’s unnecessary in 2017, but she’s having fun chatting to sexy women online.” Paris broke up with Michael Snoddy back in February, and all of her public relationships have been with men, but she’s frequently hinted that she would be open to the idea of dating a woman. Talking about her sexuality with Rolling Stone last month, Paris commented: “My dad raised me in a very open-minded house,” she told Rolling Stone Magazine. “I was eight years old, in love with this female on the cover of a magazine. Instead of yelling at me, like most homophobic parents, he was making fun of me, like, ‘Oh, you got yourself a girlfriend.’” So currently, the plan is not to come out publicly, but based on the subtlety of Paris’ current media campaign, you can expect her to ask Miley Cyrus out on Instagram before the week is out.
Kendall Jenner and Paris Jackson are BFFs…obviously… You know a couple fame whore spoiled bra rich kids who have nothing better to do than walk around with exposed body parts for attention – because both their fathers are/were freaks of nature…one dead from his insane drug addiction / the other dead because he chopped his dick off….both totally vapid and understanding of each other’s plight..and there for each other despite having no souls thanks to being raised how they were raised….even though I don’t know these twats…it’s pretty obvious… BUT Maybe they aren’t friends at all…and it’s just Kendall’s gnarly camel toe and Paris’ nipples that are friends..as they are reduced to just that to me…the rest of them is just host body to carry their attention seeking body parts…despite having enough money to fuck off…they choose “take pics of me” narcissism…the kinds of girls who masturbate to pictures of themselves…the worst. The post Kendall Jenner Gnarly Cameltoe and Paris Jackson Hard Pierced Nipples are BFF of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Her name is Hailie Scott, she is Eminem’s pre fame daughter who played a character in his music while he was ripping her hooker / stripper mother apart, all in efforts to be the most accessible rapper to demented white trash who like beating their wives….and I’ve always thought he was a good time… She’s got 300,000 followers on instagram and I guess she’s recently been featured in some mainstream magazine asking “where is baby Hailie now?”….since people remember the late 90s, they remember the girl who must be in her 20s now…and it’s time for her to milk it. Milk it like a Hadid, she’s skinny enough in leggings, her family rich enough, her access pretty fucking massive…her dad is Eminem and she’s a fucking star in his songs…it’s like the best marketing an instagram hooker could have… Her average face, clearly run through some facetuning, it’s blurry and weird looking and she should ask dad for some money to hire some photographers and retouchers – a dermatologist to Kylie Jenner / Muppet her face because cheesy fratty pics are one thing, but average looking skinny girls posed slutty – is easy to polarize and get girl on the runways in Paris Fashion week….like all these other rich kids… I’d like to watch her do things Eminem describes doing to women…while listing to songs of Eminem singing about her…or those things he’d do to women…as his daughter does those things…because it’s meta…and because clearly any rich kid is going to be fucked up – especially Eminem’s daughter..because he built a career on dysfunction… I’d like to see her up her instagram game…like the sluts of instagram… Follow her ENCOURAGE THAT INSTAGRAM FAME The post People Like Eminiem’s Facetuned Daughter of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The battles continued on the most recent episode of The Voice, and as you could probably expect, the episode was filled with drama. Getting to this stage of the competition, the artists know how cutthroat things can be, but who lost their place with their coach? Did they get snapped up by another coach? It is time to run down the battles… Josh Hoyer vs. TSOUL Josh went up against TSOUL as they performed “In The Midnight Hour” by Wilson Pickett. It was a surprisingly eye-opening performance. It proved Josh’s voice was very monotonous and that he would not go much further in the competition. It was sad, but it was true. As always, TSOUL continued to hit the high notes and proved why he deserved to be in the competition. Winner: TSOUL Autumn Turner vs. Vanessa Ferguson Autumn and Vanessa went with “Killing Me Softly” by Roberta Flack, They have the type of voice that would work well in a duet, but they had to go against one another to ensure they lived another day in the competition. Both of them have distinctly different voices, but they were both beautiful to listen to. Ultimately, Vanessa beats out the competition, but that did not mean Autumn’s game was over. Adam Levine stepped up to poach her for his side. Winner: Vanessa Ferguson Steal: Autumn Turner Johnny Hayes vs. Julien Martinez Johnny and Julien were practically the same in terms of vocal range. You would think you were listening to the same person. The pair went head-to-head by singing “Hard to Handle” by Otis Redding. The judges felt like Julien was not as into the performance as much as Johnny and that cost him his place in the competition. Winner : Johnny Hayes Caroline Sky vs. Stephanie Rice “The First Cut is the Deepest” by Cat Stevens is a song that can get the attention of anyone. It’s a tragic song about love. Caroline and Stephanie floundered with this performance, and it made us question whether both of them were going to get the boot. Thankfully, they both lived another day as the coaches were able to look past this dud of a performance. Winner: Stephanie Rice Steal : Caroline Sky to Team Blake Kawan DeBose vs. Malik Davage Kawan and Malik went head-to-head with “Love me Now” by John Legend, but the two men had to perform the number in front of Mr. Legend. That’s something that would scare anyone. What if they screwed the performance up? With both men getting praise from the coaches, it was difficult to judge who was making it through to the next stage. Unfortunately for Kawan, he was sent home. Winner : Malik Dawage Hunter Plake vs. Jack Cassidy Hunter came out roaring tonight in his performance against Jack Cassidy. The pair duked it out to “Dancing On My Own” by Robyn. Hunter improved somewhat from his most recent performance, while Jack turned in more of the same. The surprising thing was that Jack won. Luckily, Hunter was sent over to Team Gwen. Winner: Jack Cassidy Steal: Hunter Plake What did you think of all the developments? Sound off below! View Slideshow: Reality TV Star Salaries: Who Makes the Most?
Kim Kardashian is hitting the gym often these days. She’s keeping an eye on what she eats. She’s checking the scale often and she’s trying very hard to get her prime bikini body back. Because she wants to be as healthy as possible and because she wants to set a positive example for her kids? Not quite. According to an anonymous Radar Online insider, Kim is taking these steps because she assumes she’ll soon be single once again. Oh, yes, this report alleges that those Kim and Kanye West divorce rumors are not made up. “She’s got a dark ulterior motive for getting into such tip-top shape – for life after Kanye West !” the source hilariously says. What does increasing her number of cardio workouts and picking up many free weights each week have to do with her marriage? Or plans to end her marriage? “Kim isn’t taking any chances,” this mole explains, adding: “[She] wants to look as sexy as possible in case she’s back on the singles scene and Kanye doesn’t come through with his promises.” Ah, yes. Okay. That makes perfect sense. The mother of two young children, who has told the world that Kanye is her dream man, doesn’t simply want a divorce; she wants to make sure she is attractive enough to date again right after the split is finalized! In the wake of Kardashian getting robbed in Paris last fall and West then falling victim to some kind of nervous breakdown, reports of this couple’s demise have popped up frequently online. Each has been dealing with such personal trauma that the stars haven’t been able to make much time for each other. As a result, previous articles claimed that Kim and Kanye are attending extreme couples counseling . They know their union is in trouble and they’re doing whatever they can to save it. “They’re having twice-weekly sessions, plus a third session on their own, each of which costs $1,000 a pop,” a source close to the pair told Radar Online earlier this year. This same insider said that even when husband and wife are at home or on vacation, they are never far away from the professional assistance they require these days: “Their on-call therapist is available 24/7, which doesn’t come cheap, but she’s also available via Skype if they’re out of town.” As you can see via the Kim Kardashian photos above, the world’s most famous reality star has returned to Instagram… … in very sexy fashion. She’s back to posting pictures of her sleek body and her impressive cleavage, lending some credence to the claim that she’s hitting the gym more often than usual. This could simply be due to renewed self-confidence after the initial psychological shake-up of that October armed robbery. It could be because she’s re-entering the spotlight after taking a lot of time to herself and wants to look as seductive as possible as she does so, because that’s always been her thing. Even Radar Online admits that Kardashian’s weight loss could be related to what happened to her in France. “Looking good and getting into shape has been a form of therapy since the robbery, and she’s so proud to have her body back,” this report says. But it won’t let go of the assertion that pictures such as the one immediately above are also related to her marital hiccups. And the possibility that she may be single once again in the near future. “It’s no secret they’ve papered over a lot of huge problems,” Radar writes of Kimye, concluding: “She’s open about the fact she’d dive straight back into the dating scene if her marriage doesn’t work out.” And by open , this source apparently means that she’s never once said it in public and we’ve never once read it anywhere prior to this. But you never know! View Slideshow: Kim Kardashian: 20 Weird Facts About the Sex Tape Star
Earlier this week, we learned that Javi Marroquin is dating Madison Channing Walls , a fellow MTV reality star who appeared on a season of the network’s long-running Real World series. Many fans expressed concern about the new relationship, as Madison frequently opened up about her checkered past during her time on the show. Walls is a recovering heroin addict , and while she’s been clean for more than two years, her run-ins with the law have left many fans wondering if she’s the right choice for Javi, a single dad who’s already endured a tremendous amount of drama over the past year. And of course, fans are also wondering how Kailyn Lowry, no stranger to drama herself, is feeling about all of this. Kailyn is pregnant with her third child these days, and she’s already taken a lot of flak from fans who believe she’s been reckless and negligent in her personal life. Now, many are expressing their belief that Kailyn should come out and publicly condemn Javi’s relationship for the sake of her youngest son, Lincoln. Unfortunately for those folks, it seems Kailyn is entirely cool with the situation. “She knows Javi wouldn’t have her around if [drugs] were going to be an issue,” a source close to Kailyn tells Radar Online. “She’s glad he’s moving on and hopes he’s happy.” As if to drive the point home that Kailyn is completely chill about this whole thing, the source adds: “She wishes him nothing but the best.” Part of the reason she sees no cause for concern might be that Javi has apparently decided to hold off on introducing Lincoln and Chelsea, have a learned his lesson the hard way after breaking up with Cassie Bucka . “I learned from my past mistakes where I introduced him way too early on in a relationship, so now I know better,” So hey, maybe Kailyn and Javi are capable of working out an amicable co-parenting relationship after all! There was a while there when it looked like they would be able to remain friends, but things went south quickly. ( Javi breaking into Kailyn’s home certainly didn’t help matters.) Here’s hoping these two are able to continue keeping the peace for their son’s sake. View Slideshow: Kailyn Lowry & Javi Marroquin Divorce: A Timeline of Destruction
