Divorce rumors have plagued Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert since the day the country power couple got hitched. The most recent round of speculation comes courtesy of Life & Style who reported this week that it’s all over for Blake and Miranda . Shelton and Lambert are as renowned for their cool wit as for their music, so the couple took to Twitter to address this rumor in their usual sarcastic fashion: “Sh*t! I hope I get all the liquor in the divorce,” wrote Shelton, continuing his long tradition of boozy tweets (Highlight: “I’m so drunk I just tried to change the channel on my fish tank”). Joining in on the act, Miranda tweeted “AND the imaginary baby?!” referring to reports (also from Life & Style ) that Shelton and Lambert are expecting . The latest round of rumors are so widely agreed to be BS that dozens of fans began joking with the couple: “Don’t you guys separate every 6 months and have a baby every three months?” asked one follower. “Yes it’s exhausting!” Lambert replied. Reports of Blake’s cheating and problematic drinking for both parties are as old as the couple’s two-year marriage, but Shelton and Lambert’s sense of humor when discussing such matters has only made them more endearing to fans. Someone get these two a Hee Haw -style variety show!
Ready to re-enter Litchfield Penitentiary? Netflix has come out with the first trailer for Orange is the New Black Season 2 , which will be released in its entirety on Friday, June 6. We open with Taylor Schilling’s Piper Chapman in solitary confinement, lamenting that prison is “starting to feel like home” and later warning a fellow inmate that she’s become a “vicious lone wolf.” We’re also introduced to Lorraine Toussaint as Yvonne “Vee” Parker, a former rival of Red’s who will clearly cause some problems. Sit back, enjoy some dancing, some joking and many threats and remember to go watch Orange is the New Black Season 1 online via TV Fanatic in order to catch up prior to this show’s return: Orange is the New Black Season 2 Trailer
Well done, Kendall Jenner. You’ve finally posted a photo to Instagram that is NOT of your rear end or your bikini body. The 18-year old reality star is actually barely seen in her latest image, as it features niece North West in a white romper and is captioned with the words “the little angel.” Khloe Kardashian shared the same photo online and also referred to North as an “angel.” We last saw little Nori with her mom and dad in the Kimye Vogue spread , as the 10-month old now has a full head of hair and new stamps on her passport as well: She traveled to Thailand last week with members of Kardashian-Jenner clan. Why is she currently in the care of Kendall and company? Because Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are off in Paris, scouting locations for their upcoming wedding. North’s role in this ceremony is yet to be announced, but can you imagine this tyke as a ring bearer? Totes adorbs. We can’t wait for the photos. Check out a bunch of Nori being very cute here: 10 Totally Adorable North West Photos Open Slideshow 1. Morning, Kim and Nori! It’s Kim Kardashian and daughter Nori! The former posted this photo online with a simple caption: Good morning. View As List 1. Morning, Kim and Nori! It’s Kim Kardashian and daughter Nori! The former posted this photo online with a simple caption: Good morning. 2. North West Pics How adorable is North West??!? Hate on Kim Kardashian, but give it up here for her child. 3. Kanye and Nori Well, this is downright adorable. Kanye West poses with daughter North West. 4. North West Close Up It’s another photo of North West! This little girl really is very cute, don’t you think? 5. North West Image It’s a new photo of North West! Kim Kardashian does have herself one cute daughter, huh? 6. North West and Riccardo Tisci It’s a photo of North West and Kim Kardashian’s stylist. This is definitely one cute baby! 7. North West Hand Photo It’s another North West photo! Kendall Jenner snapped this one of her niece’s cute little hand. 8. North West Picture It’s a new photo of North West! Kim Kardashian posted this shot to Instagram in early October 2013. 9. Kim Kardashian Baby Photo It’s the first-ever photo of North West! Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have finally given us a look at their baby. 10. North West and Penelope AWWWW! North West and cousin Penelope are totally best friends. This is an adorable shot of the kids. 11. North West as an Angel North West wear angel wings in this Instagram photo. It was posted by Kendall Jenner.
I don’t know if Rumer Wills got plastic surgery, but the fact that this potato head is kinda turning me on, is fucking with my head, because being the asshole that I am, I have devoted a small percentage of my life work to making fun of her and more importantly, Demi Moore’s pussy for breeding such a weird looking creature, that apparently when you put in front of a good photographer, who eliminates her not so photogenic face…makes her look like a magical thing, almost like her mom when she did Striptease and you found yourself jerking off to her…forgetting she was the little boy who saw dead people in Ghost… Either way…here are the pics and they are pretty good.
I hate endorsing Kim Kardashian, but the reality is she’s so big and famous, and that’s just her ass, that anything I say about her really has no impact on her success or not…I just feel like her show, even if it was a great marketing play for the family, gives young girls horrible, useless idols to look up to and aspire to be, perpetuating the world of dumb that Paris Hilton started before her, even thought these girls work, hustle, and know exactly what they are doing with every fucking move they make, yes, I just called the Kardashians smart, I mean they’d have to be to become such a huge empire….So many girls before her and after her have done sex tapes that have done nothing…so it’s all about how these people spun it, but don’t tell aspiring young porn addicted girls that doing a sex tape won’t get them famous like a Kardashian, that life lesson is the best thing Kim K has done for the perverts of the world…besides getting into a bikini to show off her ridiculous ass…I mean…really ridiculous ass…because this mystery of modern science we call a butt implant…is magical when positioned like this…even knowing all the shit that has gone in and out of it over the years..I’m all about it…as much as I hate to admit that…. TO SEE THE THONG ASS BIKINI PICS CLICK HERE
It is all over for Kim Kardashian and Kanye West. In shocking news coming just days after the couple landed its first-ever Vogue spread , Kim has released a statement on Facebook saying she and ‘Ye will always be friends, but… “We’re just too different,” according to the reality star. “I live and breathe for the paparazzi and Kanye has trouble walking by a cameraman without punching him in the face.” She does make a point there. With the Kimye wedding previously set for May 24 in Paris, Kim added that she’s afraid of getting divorced for a third time and would rather cut the cord now. Just the idea of going through those legal machinations again? “I just can’t,” Kim wrote. “It was embarrassing enough after I got married [to Kris Humphries] on national television and then ended that relationship after 72 days. What if I’m just not the marrying type?” 27 Kute and Kuddly Kimye Photos Open Slideshow 1. Kim and Kanye on a Motorcycle Kim Kardashian sort of gets it on with Kanye West in this music video still. She’s topless! View As List 1. Kim and Kanye on a Motorcycle Kim Kardashian sort of gets it on with Kanye West in this music video still. She’s topless! 2. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Pose Kim Kardashian and Kanye West pose here at the family Christmas party. Looks like fun! 3. Smiling Kanye West and Kim Kardashian Kanye West and Kim Kardashian seem very happy together in this photo. They love each other a lot. 4. Kim-Kanye Wedding Cover The Kim Kardashian-Kanye West wedding is on hold, people! Will they ever make it down the aisle? 5. Engaged Kimye! Kim Kardashian and Kanye West make their first public showing here since getting engaged. We are so very happy for them. 6. Kimye in Action Kim Kardashian and Kanye West out and about. Nice hat, Kim? 7. Kim and Kanye, Engaged! Smile, Kim and Kanye! This GIF takes place not long after the couple got engaged. 8. Kim with Kanye They’re official! Kim Kardashian and Kanye West got engaged on the former’s 33rd birthday. 9. Kim and Kanye Abroad Kim Kardashian holds the hand of her man in this photo. She and Kanye West are doing quite well. 10. A Kimye Moment Kanye West walks with Kim Kardashian in this photo. The two really do seem to be in love. 11. Kim Kardashian West Kim Kardashian West would be a great married name someday, don’t you think? 12. Kim, Cleavage, Kanye Check out that cleavage! Kim Kardashian is unafraid to show it all off in this picture. 13. Attending Fashion Week Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are in Paris for this picture. They are attending Fashion Week. 14. Totally Kimye It’s Kimye! Kim Kardashian and Kanye West go for a stroll in this picture, prior to the former giving birth. 15. Kimye Moment Kim Kardashian says she’s an especially big fan of this photo. It is awfully romantic, huh? 16. Parents of North West Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are the proud parents of North. Really! That is their daughter’s name! 17. Kanye Kardashian Kanye West should take Kim Kardashian’s last name, because he’s basically her ball and chain now. 18. Kimye Photograph Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have named their baby girl North. Yes … North West. 19. Kim, Ye Picture Kim and Kanye at the MET Gala. Looking HOT as ever. 20. Kanye West Birthday Collage Kim Kardashian posted this collage on Instagram in recognition of Kanye West turning 36. It’s very sweet. 21. Kimye Sighting Is Kanye West having second thoughts about Kim Kardashian? We certainly would be. 22. Kim Kardashian and Kanye Photograph Kim Kardashian and Kanye out and about in SoHo. Cute couple. 23. Kim Kardashian, Kanye West Photograph Kim Kardashian and Kanye West in Paris. Are the two planning on getting married? 24. Kimye in NYC Kanye West holds the hand of Kim Kardashian in this photo. They are hanging out in NYC. 25. Kim Kardashian and Kanye K. Kanye West is all smiles here with Kim Kardashian. We think he doesn’t realize what he has gotten himself into. 26. Kim Kardashian and Ye Kim Kardashian looks like her usual plastic self in this photo. She’s seated alongside Kanye West. 27. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Magazine Cover Kim Kardashian and Kanye West simulate sex on the cover of this French magazine. That’s… romantic? We guess? With West so often on the road, Kim says she’s scared to be a single mom, but she will rely on her siblings and her well-paid assistants to help raise little Nori. “It’s better to end things now with Kanye instead of waiting until Nori has real memories of her father,” Kim added. “I went back and listed to Yeezus and… wow.” “Who would want one’s child to associate her dad with some of those lyrics?!?” More good questions she raises. No word yet from Kanye in response to this unexpected breakup, or from any other members of Kim’s family. And for good reason, too: We made it up! APRIL FOOL’S, everyone!!!!!
It seems at least one person has forgiven Baltimore Ravens running back Ray Rice for assaulting his fiancee. Namely, his fiancee, Janay Palmer. Rice and Palmer got married over the weekend, despite a whirlwind of negative press surrounding the couple after Rice was arrested for assaulting Palmer during an incident in an Atlantic City casino last month. Always a master of romantic timing, Ray Rice allegedly assaulted Palmer the day after Valentine’s Day and the couple walked down the aisle just one day later. The 27-year-old was formally indicted for the attack. Rice and Palmer put a rush on their nuptials after his arrest, with Friday night’s ceremony being planned only “a couple weeks earlier” according to a source. The aggravated assault charge for which Rice was indicted on Thursday is more serious than the simple assault-domestic violence charge for which Rice was originally arrested. According to witnesses and security camera footage, Rice knocked Palmer unconscious during their altercation and proceeded to drag her from the casino. Initially, both parties were arrested, but only Rice has been formally charged. If convicted, the Pro Bowler and Super Bowl champion could face 3-5 years in prison. Rice’s lawyer recently issued a statement saying that both Rice and Palmer are in therapy and Palmer has no desire to press charges. No word yet on when Rice will stand trial.
Michelle Rodriguez and Cara Delevigne have been in a relationship since January and it seems things are still heating up between the two, if photos from their recent Mexican vacay are any indication. Michelle Rodriguez and Cara Delevigne Make Out Cara and Michelle seldom took their hands off each other as they cavorted on the beach and hotel balcony. Cara’s Wiz Khalifa weed leaf t-shirt was just about the most clothing either of the ladies wore all weekend. Michelle is 35 and supermodel Cara just 21, but the age difference doesn’t seem to be causing any problems as the new couple is laughing or lip-locked in pretty much every photo we’ve seen. At the moment it seems like these two are crazy for each other, but naturally, time will tell if Michelle and Cara’s relationship is the real deal or just a short-term infatuation. At least one party has a history of erratic behavior, as Rodriguez has is prone to public drunkenness and enjoys posting nude pics to Instagram . Clearly, Michelle and Cara both still enjoy partying. Here’s hoping Michelle can take a lesson from her much younger lady friend and dial it down a few notches. We’d hate to see her end up with an OWN reality show like Lindsay . 13 OMFG Girl-on-Girl Kissing Moments Open Slideshow 1. Britney Spears and Madonna Britney Spears and Madonna kiss in what may be the hottest moment in the history of celebrity news. View As List 1. Britney Spears and Madonna Britney Spears and Madonna kiss in what may be the hottest moment in the history of celebrity news. 2. Sandra Bullock and Scarlett Johansson Sandra Bullock has good taste in women. She smooched Scarlett Johansson at the 2010 MTV Movie Awards. 3. Meryl Streep and Sandra Bullock You didn’t expect to see these two on this list, did you? Sandra Bullock planted one on Meryl Streep at the 2010 Critics Choice Awards. 4. Britney Spears and Rihanna Britney Spears and Rihanna nearly broke the Internet with this kiss. It took place at the 2011 Billboard Music Awards. 5. Madonna and Christina Aguilera Madonna famously kissed Britney Spears on stage. But she didn’t forget Christina Aguilera as well as the 2013 MTV VMAs. 6. Denise Richards and Neve Campbell Yes, this kiss took place in the movie Wild Things. But it must be included because Denise Richards and Neve Campbell changed the course of many men’s lives with the lip lock. 7. Paris Hilton and Carmen Electra We go all the way back to the 2004 MTV Movie Awards for this lip lock between Paris Hilton and Carmen Electra. Check out Snoop in the background! 8. Angelina Jolie and Peta Wilson Angelina Jolie and Peta Wilson locked lips at the 1997 Cable ACE Awards. Many say this started the same-sex smooching trend at awards shows. 9. Sarah Silverman and Jessica Biel Sarah Silverman and Jessica Biel for came oh so close to first base at the 2007 MTV Video Music Awards. Just a little closer, ladies! 10. Miley Cyrus and Cara Delevingne Miley Cyrus and Cara Delevingne get VERY friendly in this Twitter picture. Get a room, you two! 11. Miley Cyrus Kisses Katy Perry! Miley Cyrus makes out with Katy Perry in this concert photo. Hot stuff! 12. Jessica Simpson Girl-on-Girl Photo Jessica Simpson posted this photo of herself and two friends kissing. And we did not complain. 13. Sarah Michelle Gellar and Selma Blair Though technically a “teen movie,” Cruel Intentions pushed the envelope a lot, specifically with a deep kiss between Blair and Gellar.
Rachel Uchitel, formerly Tiger Woods’ favorite hole (so to speak) is now dating MLB star Bret Boone … and will be appearing on Bravo’s Millionaire Matchmaker. So surprising, and yet so totally not at the same time. The former Seattle Mariners second baseman, 44, has four children and is separated from his wife. Believe it or not, they separated before he met her . He hit .266 with 252 dingers and three all-star appearances in 14 big league seasons before rounding third base with Uchitel (we have to assume) this year. In 2009, Uchitel played an instrumental role in breaking up Woods’ marriage to Elin Nordegren . Prior to that, she had an affair with Bones star David Boreanaz. She’s recently divorced herself, from Matt Hahn. Uchitel gave birth to their first child in May 2012; Hahn and Rachel split soon after and have battled for custody. Meanwhile, she and Boone are “serious.” It’s unclear when she filmed it, and when she started dating Bret Boone, but Rache is also going to be on Thursday’s Millionaire Matchmaker episode. Because obviously she is. Girl has a type. Just sayin’. She’s a millionaire, of course, because of an epic settlement barring her from talking about her infamous, intercontinental bonkfest affair with Tiger Woods . On the Patti Stanger reality series, Rachel Uchitel says her problem is she’s a “shredder,” a.k.a. she goes through lots of men but “always picks the wrong guys.” Most/all of whom happen to be in relationships.
The alleged Lindsay Lohan sex list was among many topics discussed when the troubled star sat down with Ellen DeGeneres for an interview airing Monday. On more than one occasion, the talk show how appeared to light-heartedly throw shade on LiLo, beginning when they discussed her past appearances. Lindsay Lohan on Ellen Interview Lindsay Lohan Ellen Interview Playing a clip from Lohan’s visit in 2004, when she performed her single “Over,” Ellen said she did not even recall Lindsay having a music career at all. “I don’t remember you actually ever singing. Did you sing longer than just on my show?” DeGeneres asked the 27-year-old after watching the clip. “That’s great. That’s probably why I’m not singing right now,” Lohan said. Lohan went on to say she was really nervous performing that day, since “Over” is a “really emotional song” and she had just broken up with someone. When DeGeneres teased her and asked if she remembered who,Lohan jokingly responding while rolling her eyes, “Apparently there’s a list of many guys .” Lindsay Lohan – Over (Live on Ellen, 2004) Indeed there is. You may have seen it before, but it appears below. One of the people on it is Wilmer Valderrama, whom she dated for six months at her career apex in 2004, and whom that song is apparently about. “I was really upset,” Lindsay recalls of how the track came to be. “That song I had written like the day after and we were still living together. I sang it in his house. Tortured him just recording the song so loud in his house.” You can torture yourself by reliving LiLo’s sexual history here: Celebs Lindsay Lohan Claims She Banged Open Slideshow 1. Justin Timberlake Lindsay Lohan claims she got it in with Justin Timberlake back in the day. View As List 1. Justin Timberlake Lindsay Lohan claims she got it in with Justin Timberlake back in the day. 2. Heath Ledger Heath Ledger and Lindsay Lohan were surprisingly good friends before the actor’s death. 3. Joaquin Phoenix Didn’t see that one coming. 4. Lukas Haas Lukas Haas is another one we didn’t expect. 5. Evan Peters Lindsay Lohan kisses and tells … a lot of names we wouldn’t have predicted. 6. Garrett Hedlund Garrett Hedlund allegedly saw LiLo naked. 7. Adam Levine Who did Adam Levine NOT sleep with in his wilder days?! 8. Wilmer Valderrama Ditto. 9. Zac Efron We can see this one too. 10. James Franco LOLZ. 11. Colin Farrell Hit and and quit it. 12. Nico Tortorella Nico Tortorella of The Following fame. 13. Jamie Dornan Lindsay claims she bedded Christian Grey himself! 14. Max George This last one was well established. 15. Danny Cipriani English footballer and Kelly Brook husband Danny Cipriani is apparently on the list. 16. Stavros Niarchos Greek shipping heir Stavros Niarchos got it in with Lindsay … and Paris Hilton, and possibly one of the Olsen Twins. 17. Ashton Kutcher Not too surprised by this one. 18. Ryan Phillippe Or this one. 19. Orlando Bloom Didn’t see that one coming … 20. Benicio Del Toro WTF?! 21. Lindsay Lohan Conquest List The list Lindsay Lohan allegedly wrote listing all the famous guys she slapped bodies with.
