Jessica Simpson has not eaten herself to death like she was Mama Cass…based on her baby weight that just became over-eating weight you’d think she woulda ended up like this dude having a heart attack in Turkey… But instead she’s been able to pull her shit together and really look like the rich southern mom with a horrible body but the ability to showcase her massive tits to distract from the rest of her… The kind of mom you probably would have got a boner for as a kid at your friends house while she was serving you lemonade or some shit… The kind of mom you probably still get a boner for…because you see tits…and tits is all you need… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Nicole Richie has built herself from the ground up into a girl who I want to have sex with…and I am not just saying that because I am a fan of hers, in fact she is not a fan of the site and for that reason alone I must hate her… More importantly, I am not really a fan of vapid little spoiled cunts who are rude to people they think are below them and who act accordingly…at least I wasn’t a fan of that at the time I met Nicole Richie…back when she didn’t look like this thanks to not having all the plastic surgery…but I am a fan of it now…because it is entertaining and looks like this… Meaning, I can put up with a lot of shit from a bitch, unless she’s fat, in which case I have no patience for it… And mom of 2, old as fuck, Nicole Richie is hotter now than when she started out as Lionel Richie’s fake daughter cuz her real parents didn’t want her, so she rode Paris Hilton’s coat tails because she was the one with a personality, which is confusing…if you don’t factor in modern science…something we can all agree we are happy exists…at least in Nicole Richie’s case…I mean look at the before pics and tell me this isn’t awesome… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Nicole Richie has built herself from the ground up into a girl who I want to have sex with…and I am not just saying that because I am a fan of hers, in fact she is not a fan of the site and for that reason alone I must hate her… More importantly, I am not really a fan of vapid little spoiled cunts who are rude to people they think are below them and who act accordingly…at least I wasn’t a fan of that at the time I met Nicole Richie…back when she didn’t look like this thanks to not having all the plastic surgery…but I am a fan of it now…because it is entertaining and looks like this… Meaning, I can put up with a lot of shit from a bitch, unless she’s fat, in which case I have no patience for it… And mom of 2, old as fuck, Nicole Richie is hotter now than when she started out as Lionel Richie’s fake daughter cuz her real parents didn’t want her, so she rode Paris Hilton’s coat tails because she was the one with a personality, which is confusing…if you don’t factor in modern science…something we can all agree we are happy exists…at least in Nicole Richie’s case…I mean look at the before pics and tell me this isn’t awesome… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Paris Hilton is a polluted pile of shit…who is old, who was beat by an Armenian at her own game, even though historically Armenians don’t win, that was an Armenian genocide by the Turks joke, making me wonder just how useless Paris Hilton might be…remembering that like most rich girls…she’s totally fucking useless…but the one thing she did excel at was getting naked and fucked while high…and distributing it to the world..landing a TV show where she played a half retard…and for some reason, a reason I call marketing and the general public being full retard it worked for her, even though she didn’t really need it to, because she has more money than god and this was all just a cry for attention… Well now she’s old, well rested, and still up to her “Look at me antics”…and sometimes I don’t mind looking at her, because ultimately, what she did and what she represents is pretty fucking funny, and far more entertaining than so many socialite twats in their tennis whites before her….it’s like she revolutionized rich kids and said “It’s okay to be gutter trash, we have trust funds”…and I am into that…Own your herpes…and buy for friends…
So the baby climbed in the microwave by herself? Mom Convicted Of Microwaving Baby Wants New Trial China Arnold, 33, the Ohio mother serving a life sentence for murdering her 28-day old daughter by placing her in a microwave to cook her in August 2005, is seeking a new trial, which would be her fourth in this case, reports CBS News . Via NewsOne reports: Arnold’s defense attorney, Christopher Thompson, argued that multiple errors were made in her previous trials and she should receive another one without the death penalty as an option. Read more from CBS: Arnold, 33, was already tried three times, with the death penalty a possibility each time, in the murder of her daughter, Paris Talley. Her first trial in February 2008 ended in a mistrial and her second trial ended in September 2008 when she was found guilty but the jury could not decide on the death penalty. Montgomery County Common Pleas Judge Mary Wiseman imposed a sentence of life in prison, but that decision ultimately was overturned on appeal in November 2010. Arnold’s third trial ended in May 2011 when she was sentenced to life in prison without the possibility of parole after a jury did not vote for the death penalty. As previously reported by NewsOne, Arnold’s second conviction was overturned by the Second District Court of Appeals in Dayton after the prosecution’s star witness admitted she lied when she testified that Arnold had confessed to putting her baby in the microwave. How about building a human size microwave and putting her in it. Continue reading →
Michael is turning over in his grave as we speak. Randy Jackson Re-Ignites Battle Over Forged Will Here we go again. How long are they going to battle over this will? According to Radar Online The tension lingers between Michael Jackson‘s brother Randy and officials looking over his late brother’s estate (executors John Branca and John McClain, and overseeing attorney Howard Weitzman), with Jackson calling the trio “The Three Stooges” while appearing on a podcast over the weekend. In it, he groused to a disbarred California lawyer named Brian Oxman that he believes there’s flimflam ongoing in the disbursement of the late Thriller singer’s millions. “My family is not happy with McClain and Branca,” Randy said. “We don’t believe the will is real. We don’t support it. We’re not happy.” He peppered in a few controversial comments about tax issues with the estate (“I know something is wrong,” he said) and admitted he thinks “someone” instructed Dr. Conrad Murray to keep his brother in a medicated haze. And as is the case with the showbiz family, there seems to be a bit of infighting, as Randy admitted, “a few of my brothers and sisters, I’m not getting along with right now.” Randy was at the forefront of the controversy last summer after grandmother Katherine was infamously whisked to Arizona, causing a domino effect that led to her losing partial custody of her grandchildren Paris, Prince and Blanket. Hope they get it together. Last thing they need is another public Jackson family squabble.
Her name is Tami Erin, which is convenient because it sounds like a porn name, and she is probably best known for being Pipi Longstocking in the 80s TV show…here she comes… No one remembers….but she’s trying to make people remember her by posting suggestive pics of herself on Twitter looking’ like a whore who fucks on camera on a twitter….and fucking on camera…because she has virtually no following…and a sex tape scandal can fix that…. The storyline of the scandal is that her ex is shopping the sex tape around, and TMZ has already seen the clips, but without Tami Erin Longstocking singing off on the shit, legally no one can do anything with it, otherwise people could get arrested, because it is porn…. That doesn’t mean you won’t get to see it, it just means that she’s playing the victim angle so that when you do see it, she comes across as someone who has nothing to do with any of this shit, even though she poses in her underwear on the internet, and seems like someone desperate enough to do something like this, pretending to not be the mastermind, hoping it leads to a Dancing with the stars gig, because really what else is there out there for her. The fact is, with porn, she legally has to sign documents and releases…Kim Kardashian had to do it, Paris had to do it. These leaks are all staged. No one has heard of Tami Erin, and anyone who is still a fan of hers is seriously a fucking creeper, but that doesn’t mean I wouldn’t watch her fuck….because I would….especially since I know she’s a whore just by looking at her twitter pics…and I love watching whores fuck on camera…even when they pretend they aren’t involved in the whoring….especially when they pretend they aren’t involved in the whoring…it’s just a level of desperation I appreciate. Here are some of her pics…to get you ready for her big re-launch…
Katherine Jackson says that her ailing granddaughter Paris Jackson, who tried to take her own life earlier this year, is getting the help she needs. Things have taken a turn for the better, as well. “She is in a good place,” the 83-year-old said. Katherine Jackson Speaks on Paris Jackson Paris Jackson , 15, has been under doctors’ care since June 5, which her uncle, Randy Jackson, recently described on Twitter as “much too long.” That led to a rebuke by her mom, Debbie Rowe . But Katherine Jackson, the teen’s legal guardian, maintained that Paris is “doing much better” and her treatment is “going good, really good.” “All I wanted these kids to be is happy. The night [Michael Jackson] died Paris was crying and said ‘I want to go and see Daddy, I don’t want to be without him.'” “She’s my baby. It’s hard for me, really hard.” “They were sheltered a lot when Michael raised them ,” Katherine said. “I had thought about it and I said ‘I am not going to raise them like that.” “But Michael had a good reason.” “He was trying to protect them. He instilled good manners but it’s a different generation, of course, and I don’t understand the whole social media thing.” “They are always on their phones.” Before her hospitalization, Paris was an active presence on Twitter. She even had her biological mother, Debbie, tweet on her behalf last month: “My daughter has asked that I extend a huge thank you for all of your thoughts and prayers and support,” Rowe wrote. “She is strong like her father.” Here’s wishing all of them only the best.
Block parties look fun in Peru…just a great example of how neighbors can come together and celebrate being neighbours! You share the same community…you share the same lifestyle…and instead of locking your doors and not even acknowledging each other like we do here, you should greet each other with open arms…because let’s face it, you only have a few neighbors and that’s a special bond…and most importantly it takes a village to raise a child… Sidenote, I love when the granny in pink gets punched in the fucking face….LOLZ.
This is hardly a sex tape, but seeing Paris Hilton at some Foam Party in Ibiza getting slammed with a frothy white substance in a pretty substantial volume, is pretty much as close as we get… It’s not even that much of a stretch though, because historically, she likes to go big and over-the-top, meaning if it was a sex tape, she could easily get enough dudes to fill up the foam party reservoir… If anything, it brings back memories of a time when Rick Solomon came on her in their sex tape that made her famous… Which is better than looking at her for the pathetic, old hag at the part that she is…raging like a college girl while fucking the DJ boyfriend…because she’s got all the money in the world and nothing better to do with herself…you know why start a charity or do good…or get a job or leverage your fame and fortune into something more than the vapid little brand you’ve made for yourself..when you can be on stage at a club for a bunch of high as fuck international party kids…pretty pathetic…but we wouldn’t expect anything else from this cunt… That’s why I like to focus more on her getting slammed with obscene amounts of semen, it makes this villain more likeable.. She’s a prop at a night club act to help get her boyfriend paid more per booking…horrible.