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Kylie Minogue Comes Prepared of the Day

I guess since the cancer scare, Kyle Minogue is ready for anything, and based on how she’s dressed it is safe to say that she knows life is a funny thing that throws all kinds of situations in your face and that there is just no way of predicting the next event or situation, at least that’s what I like to think, because with padding like that, it looks like she’s in military army, ready to drop to her knees and disarm any erection that throws itself in her face and down her throat, because these are some serious dicksucking pants, but maybe dressing for sucking dick is just a fantasy of mine and really she’s just like the crazy cancer survivor who used to hang out in the park wearing tin foil asking radom people if they had lead sheets to fight off the cancer rays in some kind of serious insanity….either way, we should all appreciate fashionable yet functional whore gear and here’s some Kylie Minogue modeling it…. Here she is in a See Through skirt at the Brit Awards, cuz I guess not having your own tits or nipples makes a bitch try harder….that’s not mean to be a joke cuz Breast Cancer is a serious issue…It’s just simple psychology…. Pics via Bauer

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‘American Idol’ Reveals Final Top 24 Contestants

Andrew Garcia, Katie Stevens, Janell Wheeler, John Park and other early front-runners make the cut. By Katie Byrne Janell Wheeler on “American Idol” Wednesday Photo: Fox In an “American Idol” first, seven contenders for the season-nine top 24 were revealed during Tuesday’s how. On Wednesday (February 17), the 17 remaining semifinalists were unveiled. Now, you can reacquaint yourself with those singers before next week’s live shows kick off: Andrew Garcia While Garcia’s story about his parents’ gangbanger past and trying to make a better life for his kid earned him some audition-round screen time, his Hollywood Week performances are what set him apart from the pack. His acoustic reworkings of female-fronted songs — Paula Abdul’s “Straight Up” and Adele’s “Chasing Pavements” — earned him a ride to the top 24. Katie Stevens The precocious 16-year-old caught our attention with her old-soul vocal chops and compelling backstory. She backed up the positive first impression with Stevie Wonder’s “For Once in My Life” and her group performance of Alicia Keys’ “No One.” Her age begs the question: Will she be the next Jordin Sparks and go all the way or Lisa Tucker and flame out? Janell Wheeler Wheeler’s Hollywood Week was filled with ups and downs, between nailing her acoustic take on Estelle’s “American Boy” and choosing the “wrong song” (according to Simon) with Taylor Swift’s “Love Story.” But the judges must have kept her silky-smooth “House of the Rising Sun” audition into account, keeping her around for the semifinals. John Park Guest judge Shania Twain praised Park’s “bottom end” during his audition performance of Gary Moore’s “I’ll Love You More Than You’ll Ever Know.” The 20-year-old college student was able to show off all the other facets of his voice during Hollywood Week, earning a coveted spot in the top 24. Ashley Rodriguez The Berklee College of Music student proved she knows her way around a diva anthem, tackling Alicia Keys’ “If I Ain’t Got You” in her audition, Beyonc

Andrew Garcia, Crystal Bowersox Round Out "American Idol" Top 24

Seventeen more finalists join the top 24 as confusion reigns over final male slot. By Gil Kaufman Andrew Garcia on “American Idol” Wednesday Photo: Fox With a wait almost as painful as the one the contestants went through, “American Idol” fans finally got the rest of this year’s top 24 on Wednesday night (February 17), with a number of early favorites making the semifinals, including Andrew Garcia, Crystal Bowersox, Katie Stevens, Ashley Rodriguez and Haeley Vaughn. After seven singers made the cut on Tuesday, the first woman through the gate on night two was Orlando’s Janell Wheeler, 24, whose Hollywood Week was filled with ups and downs, swinging between a strong acoustic performance of Estelle’s “American Boy” to a blown take of Taylor Swift’s “Love Story.” New judge Ellen DeGeneres kept up her rope-a-dope style, seemingly setting the blond wine-sales rep up for disappointment only to wave Wheeler through. With the pace much quicker than Tuesday night’s pedantic two-hour torture session, deep voiced, shaggy-haired ’70s rocker Tyler Grady quickly got his ticket punched. “I think we wanna see those moves again,” Kara DioGuardi told the drummer about his Roger Daltrey-inspired stage acrobatics. He was swiftly followed by second-timer Lacey Brown, who made the top 50 last season and was back in the hot seat. Despite Simon Cowell telling her the female competition was even tougher this year, Brown got in thanks to a haunting rendition of “Over the Rainbow.” Diva-in-training Ashley Rodriguez was next, followed by ukulele-strumming Alex Lambert, little seen Joe Mu

Candace Rae Does Playboy of the Day

I have always wanted to walk into one of the many stripclubs I have been to over the course of my life, and run into someone I know. I’ve thought it’d be so funny to get a lapdance from random people in my past whose life didn’t work out as planned and brought them to giving me lap dances for 10 dollars a song. I thought it’d be funny if it was girls who may have worked at a store I used to go to, or someone from the church group that used to give us warm soup in the park, maybe someone prude who used to judge me for being a pervert, an ex girlfriend or one of the hot girls from school who didn’t give me the time of day, because they had this false sense of talent, before reality set in. It hasn’t happened yet, but a girl I know did do Playboy and her pictures came out today. Her name is Candace Rae , she is my friend, and she’s finally got naked for me and the rest of the world to jerk off to. I am posting this to encourage her to get more naked for me when we hang out, because it took Playboy to actually get those panties off after at least a year of ignoring my constant requests…. So give her some love cuz she’s on my team…

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Lucy Lawless Sex Scene in Spartacus of the Day

Rememeber Lucy Lawless….of course you do…I don’t know why I bothered asking that, when I know as you make your weapons for simulated battles in the park, you know the catapult, and the fucking lance and other Braveheart shit that prevents you from seriosuly getting laid, you always fall back on Lucy Lawless to guide, to show you the way and to make you feel loved when you are in the process of making love to yourself. As a virgin loser, you are loyal to your fantasies, as much as you are loyal to you videogames, you comic books and your fake god that guides you into battle every Sunday afternoon….so you’ll like this, if not for seeing tits but for the idea that in the era of Spartacus you had slaves service you before fucking, reminding us how conservative and shitty we’ve become… Via – Whoever made the show Spartacus and TotallyCrap for posting it.

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A Contract for the Gay Guy/Straight Guy Friendship

This Sunday, gay guys and straight guys will be rubbing elbows at Superbowl parties across country.

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The Rules for Calling In Sick

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Goldman Sachs: Lifestyles of the Subsidized and Anonymous

Happy Goldman Sachs Bonus Day! As we mentioned earlier , Goldman announced today that its 2009 bonuses will total $16 billion, spread ( very unevenly) among its 32,500 employees. We thought we’d take a look at how they spend our money.

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Kim Kardashian Sucking Candy Cuz She’s Fat of the Day

I never understood why people get off to sitting on a bench in the park and watching girls sucking popsicles, or standing outside an ice cream shop loving watching girls eating ice cream and having it drip down her chin, or even hanging out in candy shops trying to help girls chose the lollipop over Sour Kids…it’s actually fucking creepy….but not as creepy as girls who try to play things up for the camera to simulate dick sucking, but in Kim Kardashian’s defense, she’s just a fat bitch who needs her sugar fix and she’s trying to mask it by being as erotic as she can which in her case comes easy cuz she finds food erotic to begin with cuz that’s what fat does to you, kinda like whenever I buy day old pastries from the bakery and I shove shit in my pants cuz I’m embarrassed by my weakness to food, only to get hard and cum in the shit all while lookin’ like I have a substantial cock, if you know what I mean…. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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‘American Idol’ Atlanta Auditions Turn Up The Talent

Mary J. Blige sat in with the panel on day two, as 25 golden tickets are awarded. By Gil Kaufman “American Idol” contestant Keia Johnson Photo: Fox The city that gave us Fantasia, Clay Aiken and Jennifer Hudson brought some serious soul Wednesday night (January 13), the second evening of auditions for season nine of “American Idol.” With the freak show turned down and the talent turned up, 25 singers got golden tickets, among them a number of girls who knocked it out of the park and one peace officer who surprised everyone

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