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Arnold’s Wife — Terrible in the Red Zone

Filed under: Celebrity Justice , Arnold Schwarzenegger , Maria Shriver Arnold’s really gonna be seeing red after this — because his scofflaw wife once again blatantly disobeyed the rules of the road …

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Arnold’s Wife — Terrible in the Red Zone

Four Arrested For Burglarazing Lindsay Lohan, Audrina Patridge, Other Celebs

The LAPD has arrested at least four women in connection with the burglaries of Lindsay Lohan and Audrina Patridge, a source close to the case has confirmed.

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Brooke Hundley Filed Restraining Order Against Steve Phillips, Confirms Parking Lot Sex

Steve Phillips’ ex-lover Brooke Hundley filed a restraining order against him one day after dropping off a sketchy-ass letter to the ESPN analyst’s wife at home. You know, the letter that stated Brooke and Steve should be together, offered sordid details on their sex life and prompted Marni Phillips to frantically call 911. On August 20, Brooke sought protection from him, claiming that while at a hotel back in July, Steve Phillips “bought me a strong drink and then cornered me.” At that point, the whack job claims, the married father of four was “trying to persuade me to come to his hotel suite to spend the night.” She obliged

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Elle Macpherson’s Makes Elementary School Hot for the Non-Pedophiles of the Day

When I was in elementary school, the only pussy I remember was one of the girls in my class asking me to watch her pee in the woods behind the school, and then there was lookin onto the stripclub beside the school that eventually burnt down, but before it did, we’d spend our lunch hours watching the strippers on smoke breaks in the parking lot, then there was the mother of one of the kids who was a total fucking whore, who doubled as our lunch monitor and wore all tight denim and leather in fuck me boots, with ridiculous bleached hair extensions before the world even knew what hair extensions were, and there was that one teacher who took an interest in the less fortunate male kids who taught us about sex using his ass as the vagina, but that’s not really where I wanted to go with this story, I wanted to say that no kid had a mom who looked like Elle Macpherson in these pics come pick them up, and if they did, I would have befriended them, provided they didn’t mind having a weird immigrant who spoke broken english as a friend, so that I could sneak in the mom’s room and play with her panties, I mean when I wasn’t getting molested by my teacher. Pics via Bauer

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Elle Macpherson’s Makes Elementary School Hot for the Non-Pedophiles of the Day

Mad Men: The Night of a Million Kisses

Our favorite retro drama may not have made it to the Summer of Love yet, but it’s preparing with the Summer of First Base with this veritable snogapalooza. Pucker up, because August has everyone randy in 1963. It’s a little cruel to be showing episodes about the dead heat of summer just as the weather has taken turned as cold as Betty Draper dealing with one of her children, but she and everyone else was melting in the sweltering heat

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Mad Men: The Night of a Million Kisses

A.J. Jewell, Fiance of Kandi Burruss, Killed in Bar Fight

Rest in peace, Kandi Burruss. The fiance of Real Housewives of Atlanta star Kandi Burruss was killed after suffering a severe head injury during a fight outside an Atlanta strip club Friday night

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A.J. Jewell, Fiance of Kandi Burruss, Killed in Bar Fight

What Does Michael Jackson Homicide Ruling Mean For Dr. Conrad Murray?

It’s unclear whether the singer’s physician will face any criminal charges. By Jayson Rodriguez Michael Jackson Photo: ucas Jackson/ Getty Images Now that the Los Angeles Coroner’s Office has ruled Michael Jackson’s death a homicide , the spotlight on the singer’s physician, Dr.

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Joe Francis: ‘I Would Never Hit A Girl In My Life’

‘Girls Gone Wild’ founder gives his version of scuffle with Brody Jenner and girlfriend Jayde Nicole. By Jocelyn Vena Joe Francis Photo: Jason Merritt/ Getty Images After an altercation with Brody Jenner at Guys and Dolls nightclub in West Hollywood, California, late Thursday, Joe Francis spoke to MTV News and tried to clarify the night’s events. The “Girls Gone Wild” founder said there is security footage of the incident that proves he didn’t assault Jenner’s girlfriend, Jayde Nicole, but that the “Hills” star definitely assaulted him.

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Little Kid Parallel Parks

Little kid pulls off a parallel parking job in one easy swoop. Normally I'd be like, “SHOW OFF!” but he is pretty cute. Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

Ali Larter Flashes Some Ass

Here’s Ali Larter looking for change in her purse to pay the parking meter and getting a little cheeky. It’s too bad I wasn’t around to help her, because I have change in my pocket which could’ve avoided this whole incident. Oh wait, that’s not change in my pocket…