I don’t know if Helen Hunt ‘s trying to do that ice bucket challenge thing here, or just put out our collective pants fires, but whatever the reason for these pictures is, I doubt a 51-year-old in a bikini pouring a jug of water over herself in the parking lot is going to get you guys too fired up. So sorry about that, but hey, if any younger hotties out there want to test Helen’s patented cool-down method after their next beach trip, I’d be very interested to see the results. Preferably in slow-mo video. Photos: PacificCoastNews
Drunk Teens VS McDonald’s Workers with Foam Tubes Bird of the Day Truck Runs Over Jewish Girl – She Lives – But Crazy Video Cop Assualts a Dude for Taking a Parking TIcket Out of His Hand Too Fast Greek Restaurant Brawl
There’s nothing worse than scrolling through Facebook on your lunch break and coming across something better left NEVER, EVER, EVER SEEN – EVER – but because some parents just do not understand social media, there it is in your news feed, floating on the Internet like the floater in the toilet. Because that’s what it is. A poop picture courtesy of a parent who doesn’t seem to realize that poop? Not the cutest thing their little cutems is ever going to do. Not by a long shot. We promise. 15 Parents Who Need to Get the EFF Off Facebook Open Slideshow 1. Little Booger Newsflash, folks! NO1CURR about your kid’s boogers. Nope. They don’t. View As List 1. Little Booger Newsflash, folks! NO1CURR about your kid’s boogers. Nope. They don’t. 2. Don’t Be This Dad Don’t be this dad. Ever. At all. Not even if you ARE a dude. 3. Damn Enter Key! This parent seems to have forgotten that the enter key starts a new comment and decided to share the play by play of the day in a 6-comment thread. 4. Doctorate Shmoctorate! Who CARES if you got a doctorate at 21 from Stanford? YOU’RE NOT A PARENT! YOU DON’T COUNT. 5. Daylight Savings Complainers Complaining about Daylight Savings Time and all your lost sleep might make you feel better. Or it’ll make you friendless. 6. Game of Poop What do you get when you combine a love of oversharing with a love of Game of Thrones? This parent. That’s what. 7. Humblebraggers Oh, the humblebragger. She wants everyone to know that her son is smarter than your son but (not so) cleverly disguises her sharing. 8. Lazy Days Oh, those lazy days of parenting! They’re totes not lazy! See? This parent can prove it! 9. Tub Poop Every parent has probably been here. Not every parent has felt compelled to share it on Facebook. At least there isn’t a picture. 10. Sleep Is For the Weak Sleep is a thing you don’t get to do anymore when you’re a parent. Complaining about it on Facebook makes you less sleep. IT’S A FACT. 11. Stroller Derby Hmmm, do I want the $300 stroller that normally goes for $500 or the $239? OOH! I WANT A MINI VAN! 12. So Much NOPE In the line of offensive baby attire, this might be the worst we’ve ever seen. Even worse than onesies declaring baby boys to be “boob men.” 13. That’ll Teach Her This mom decided to SHAVE HER DAUGHTER’S HEAD when the little girl got some safety scissors after her goldie locks. OMG! 14. They Just Can’t Win Even when this mom does it right by NOT being a narcissistic oversharer, she’s doing it wrong. Wait, what? 15. October Fools! Clearly the person who posted this can’t read the directions that came with her pee sticks. And the pictures on the test aren’t good enough. Or there’s the parent who constantly complains about everything from Daylight Savings Time and the lack of sleep to the fact that stores don’t open at 9:00 because that’s when she’s in the parking lot and doesn’t Target know that? I mean, doesn’t the world revolve around her kid’s nap schedule?? FOR THE LOVE. No. No it does not. So just stop it with that already! And stop it with your Mommyjacking, too! (Mommyjacking: a term used to describe the event which occurs when someone posts something great they’ve accomplished and a mommy comes along to say “nothing’s better than being a mommy!” or “just you wait until you’re a mommy!”) Anyway, scroll through the cringe-worthy gallery above for examples of 15 people who need to get the EFF OFF of Facebook IMMEDIATELY. And just for fun, after the jump, let’s also pay homage to those parents who take to social media to shame their children for myriad offenses. Because nothing says “this is for your own good” like humiliating kids on Facebook with an embarrassing picture that gets to live forever and ever thanks to technology … 13 Parents Who Humiliated Their Kids on Facebook Open Slideshow 1. I Really Relate to Taylor Swift Songs! Okay, the girl walked right into this one. Big time. View As List 1. I Really Relate to Taylor Swift Songs! Okay, the girl walked right into this one. Big time. 2. DTF? DTF? What does that mean? Mom and dad don’t watch Jersey Shore apparently … and we’re sorta jealous of them. 3. The Thug Life Chose Me You don’t choose the thug life, the thug life chooses you. You do, however, choose to befriend your parents on Facebook. 4. Justin Bieber Poster Child Abuse Covering your kid’s room in Justin Bieber posters is one thing. Doing it just so you can brag about it on Facebook is quite another. 5. Selfie Time! When your dad spoofs your selfies on Facebook, that may be a new (hilarious) low. 6. Socks Nothing is really lost until your mom can’t find it … except your pride. That can be lost for good. 7. How Did We Meet? The one word to describe how a mother and child first met … literally. 8. The Day We Met Another fond memory of how this Facebook user met some of the people in his life. 9. Good Save, Dad Dad really dug himself into a hole with this one, but recovered with a nice (albeit totally insincere) save. 10. Twerkin’ Out at the Gym! Not uncomfortable at all when your pop posts this to his timeline. 11. Photo Album Fun This is a common sight on Facebook. The easiest and most frequent way to humiliate your kids. 12. 50 Shades of Awkward Mom reads 50 Shades of Grey. And will tell you all about it in front of everyone you know. 13. Does Your Wife Have to Look at That? Questions you don’t need to be putting on Facebook in general … especially if you are “friends” with your folks on there.
Mufasa back! Beysus revealed her new curly look earlier this week during her date night at the Nets game with hubby Hov. Beyoncé Wears A Big Curly Look On Tumblr Since then she’s taken to her Tumblr to post a few more shots of the latest look. We’ve seen Bey wear plenty of wild styles before but for some reason this one makes us wonder what her “real hair” would look like if she wore it natural once in awhile. Do you like??? Hit the flip for a few more photos from Bey’s Tumblr Continue reading →
On the road ??? Atlanta Stripper Found Dead In North Atlanta Stripper or not, she deserved a lot better than to be left on a roadside to rot. Via WSBTV Authorities at the scene where a body was found in Lilburn said it was that of a woman missing for several days. The body of 26-year-old Angela Rabotte was found by a survey crew on Arcado Road at Lilburn Industrial Trail Way. Police said they believe the body had been there for two days. Rabotte was last seen in the parking lot of the Steeplechase Apartments in unincorporated Norcross about 6 a.m. March 29. Rabotte dropped off her 3-year-old daughter with a friend Friday before heading to a party in Atlanta later that evening, police said. The Georgia Bureau of Investigation crime lab has been called to the area. R.I.P. Angela, our thoughts are with her family, friends, and especially her young daughter… Continue reading →
Columbus Short, a star on ABC’s Scandal, has gotten himself into a very scandalous real-life situation. The actor has been arrested on felony battery charges stemming from his involvement in a bar fight on March 15. As previously reported, Short was in a Los Angeles bar when a fellow patron allegedly made insulting remarks about his wife. The star subsequently punched the man, sending him to the hospital. “It happened out in the back, in the parking lot, so [a witness] who works here saw anything,” an insider tells E! News of the incident. The Claremont Police Department confirmed that Short turned himself in after a warrant was issued for his arrest. He has since been released from custody after posting $50,000 bail. If convicted, he could face up to four years in prison. Short portrays Harrison Wright, a close ally of Kerry Washington’s Olivia Pope, on Scandal Season 3 . He has also been seen on Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip, Death at a Funeral and Stomp the Yard 2: Homecoming.
I don’t really give a fuck about Cate Blanchett or the SAG awards, I was at the Porn awards show, a different kind of red carpet, where I wasn’t honored for shit, but rather given nosebleed seats and that I lasted at for 10 minutes because seeing Girls on Girls 97 lose just killed me at my core and forced me to go up to my room to fuck a toothless, meth addicted pro I met in the parking lot of the KISS Mini Golf…Just the idea that after 96 films in the franchise, you’d think they’d get it right at least once… It turns out that the SAG awards are almost as perverted, with trophy jerking off, thanks to Cate Blanchett…who man handles this shit almost as good as the opening act at the AVN who spread her pussy to a room full of people…
Interracial Couple Upset Over ‘Jungle Fever’ Note Left By Valet An interracial couple who says they were highly offended after finding a note on their valet parking stub alluding to their swirly relationship as a means of identifying them can now rest easy, as the culprit has been fired from his job. via MyFox Atlanta An interracial couple is upset about words left on a parking ticket stub outside of a restaurant in East Point. A parking attendant at Spondivits wrote the words “Jungle Fever” on the stub. Kandea and Samuel Aarons said they drove from Columbus, Ga. to Atlanta to shop in the area and dine at the restaurant. They said the parking attendant at the restaurant was cordial, but they noticed the writing after they got back home. “To me those words were racially motivated,” said Kandea Aarons. The words are apparently a reference to the 1991 movie “Jungle Fever” directed by Spike Lee. The movie featured an interracial couple and the mostly negative reaction from the community to race mixing. “I was upset but I was mainly disappointed. Disappointed that this is still taking place today. 2014. Especially in the big city of Atlanta,” said Samuel Aarons. The corporate chef of Spondivits told FOX 5′s Morse Diggs that the valet parking company manager confronted an African-American employee that served the couple. He admitted to scribbling the message and he was terminated. This was clearly in poor taste on the part of the former employee, but we have to wonder if a white employee who’d done the same would have been fired as well. Do you think this man should have lost his job, Bossip fam? Let’s discuss.
Between Thanksgiving dinner plate #1-#3 and the Heavenly itis coma, folks had time to get these tweets off and they were absolutely hilarious. Here are the funniest tweets from Thanksgiving 2013. Take a look.
Getting a good deal is not more important than taking care of your kid . Man Arrested For Leaving Baby In Car To Go Shopping This father needs his azz whooped. According to News 4 Jax: A 34-year-old man has been arrested after troopers say his two-month-old boy was left alone inside a car in the parking lot. The Florida Highway Patrol said a trooper that was working an off-duty detail at the Best Buy in Waterford Lakes was notified at 5:30 p.m. Thursday about the small infant left alone in a locked car. The trooper approached the vehicle and saw that the infant was asleep in a car seat in the back seat of the locked car. FHP said the trooper went back to the shoppers in line and made an announcement, attempting to find the owner of the vehicle. After about ten minutes when no one came forward, authorities said the trooper broke the window and retrieved the 2-month-old boy. Troopers said the boy appeared lethargic and paramedics were called. Shortly after, troopers said 34-year-old Haider Hassan Khudhair Darwash returned to the vehicle and identified himself as the father. When the trooper asked why the infant was left alone in the car, Darwash said that he thought his wife had the child. Troopers said the wife was standing in line at a business in the Waterford Lakes Town Center. FHP said Darwash was arrested for felony child neglect. The Department of Children and Families was called and responded to the incident. Troopers said the child was unharmed and was not taken to the hospital. Darwash was booked into the Orange County Jail. SMH.
