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Damn: Pastor Eaten By Crocodile While Baptizing People In Ethiopia’s Lake Abaya

Image via Getty Crocodile Kills Paster During Baptism In Lake No good deed goes unpunished and never has that been more true than in this story. According to BBC , a pastor Docho Eshete was cleansing souls for the Lord above when the devil came out his hole to f*** s*** up. “He baptised the first person and he passed on to another one. All of a sudden, a crocodile jumped out of the lake and grabbed the pastor,” local resident Ketema Kairo told the BBC. Folks on the scene tried their damnedest to save Eshete by using fishing nets to keep the croc from submerging the holy man completely. No dice. Croc escaped. Pretty gruesome way to go out. God bless him. R.I.P.

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Pastor Manning Rebukes Trump’s “Momma Where The Sun Don’t Shine” For Haiti & Africa Comments [Video]

Pastor Manning used to “sort of” ride with Trump. Over the year, we realized Pastor Manning only rides with one life form. Continue reading

Pastor Manning Rebukes Trump’s “Momma Where The Sun Don’t Shine” For Haiti & Africa Comments [Video]

Pastor Manning used to “sort of” ride with Trump. Over the year, we realized Pastor Manning only rides with one life form. Continue reading

Dave Chappelle Accurately Jokes About Trump Voters In Clip From New “Equanimity” Standup Special

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Netflix A new clip has arrived from Dave Chappelle’s forthcoming Netflix standup special Equanimity and it’s right on time based on the current climate of the country. 45 and his fellow Republican cronies are currently swimming in pools of money after passing a large tax cut for the rich. It’s their first major legislative victory since Trump and his family slithered into the White House. In the clip, Dave reflects on the dreaded 2016 Presidential Election that gave us Donald Trump and his experience voting in that election. He jokingly reveals that “poor whites are his least favorites” mainly because they vote against their interest all of the time. Dave points out when he looked into their faces he didn’t see any “deplorable people” instead he saw “angry faces, determined faces and they felt like decent folk”. Could have fooled us. Dave even points out that he even felt sorry for them because he knows the game and he knows that rich white people call poor white people trash because he made so much money the rich white people told him at a cocktail party. Dave continues his voting story and tells the sold-out crowd that he continued to listen to the poor white voters say poor naive things like Donald Trump is going to fight for them. Dave then thinks to himself exactly what we all have been thinking about these poor, naive white voters. We’ll late Dave tell the story in the clip below cause it’s even funnier when he tells it and be sure to catch Equanimity on December, 31st. About “Dave Chappelle: Equanimity”  Emmy® Award-winning comedy titan Dave Chappelle is capping a banner year with a stand-up event packed with scorching new material, self-reflection and tough love. Chappelle holds court in a special homecoming performance filmed in front of a packed house at the historic Warner Theater in Washington D.C. In “Dave Chappelle: Equanimity,” the comedian hilariously revels in taking on culture and class, politics and the specter of getting old. Stay Fly!

Dave Chappelle Accurately Jokes About Trump Voters In Clip From New “Equanimity” Standup Special

Venus Williams Cleared Of Criminal Charges In Fatal Car Crash

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P alm Beach Gardens police will not charge Venus Williams in the car crash that killed a passenger in the other vehicle, removing a cloud that hung over the tennis star from the tragic accident, The Sun Sentinel reported. RELATED: Venus Williams Blamed In Fatal Car Accident “Based upon this investigation and relevant Florida state statutes, no charges will be filed in this case,” the police report said. The investigators concluded that neither driver was at fault. Venus Williams will not be charged in Florida fatal accident: report https://t.co/ijK7kg1K6I pic.twitter.com/6MilZ5qHY9 — Reuters Top News (@Reuters) December 21, 2017 Investigators initially found Williams at fault for the June 9 accident. But on later review, officials announced in July that the tennis player lawfully entered an intersection on a green light when the other driver T-boned Williams. The newly released report said Williams “was cut off by another car, setting off a chain of events that seconds later resulted in a fatal crash with a third car.” Neither Linda Barson , 68, nor Williams violated the other’s right of way. Barson’s 78-year-old husband, Jerome Barson , suffered lacerations to his spleen and pelvis and spinal fractures. Unfortunately, he died 13 days later, after developing multi-organ failure while struggling for his life in an intensive care unit. Barson had filed a wrongful death lawsuit against Williams. The tragic wreck happened during the time Williams, 37, was preparing to compete in London at the Wimbledon grand slam. She was clearly impacted emotionally from the incident. “I am divested and heartbroken by this accident. My heartfelt condolences go out to the family and friends of Jerome Barson and I continue to keep them in my thoughts and prayers,” she wrote. SOURCE:  Sun Sentinel SEE ALSO: Fix It, Jesus: This Is How Ben Carson Celebrated Trump’s Tax Bill Crooked Pastor Scammed Congregation Of Millions [ione_media_gallery src=”https://newsone.com” id=”3649591″ overlay=”true”]

Venus Williams Cleared Of Criminal Charges In Fatal Car Crash

Piss The Pastor Off! Sister Canoodling Cam’ron Claps Back At Mase– Says He Smashed Stason Betha To Smithereens

Cam’ron Teases Diss Record After Mase’s ” The Oracle” Drops Yesterday Pastor Mase shattered twitter after dropping a diss to rapper Cam’ron on the internet. In the song, Mase tosses grenades at the Dipset rapper, claiming he smashed his sister, he’s a follower, he stole swagg, he sell liquor with liver ulcers and so much more. And everybody seen the footage I got Every since 10 you was a thirsty n-gga I ain’t gone talk about the time you f-cked your sister In 2002 you lost 50 pounds, ulcers in your liver And now you tryna sell niggas liquor, N-GGA You always play the sucker part Where was all that Rico sh-t when you left Jim in Rucker Park? Less than 12 hours later, Cam posted a teaser to a diss record in response to Mase on his IG. Take a listen to Cam’s teased diss: I’m petty ready for war. I ain’t got a sister. Only sister I f-cked was YOURS. Yikes!! Who do you think comes out on top in this hip hop beef???

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Jess Hilarious & Azealia Banks Get Into Instagram War [VIDEO]

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Source: Publicity / promo Things got heated over the weekend between Jess Hilarious and Azealia Banks on Instagram . According to XXL Magazine , Jess Hilarious posted her video segment “ Jess With the Mess ,” which gives a rundown of what’s happening in entertainment. In the video she spoke about how Banks’ concert tickets were selling for a cheap price on Groupon and that’s when it all started.   Sign Up For Our Newsletter! Close Thank you for subscribing! Please be sure to open and click your first newsletter so we can confirm your subscription. Email Submit Banks in the comment section wrote to Jess, “Buckle down and write a real script. It will get you further than the chitlin circuit.” She also talked about her new film “Love Beats Rhymes” and said, “Check out the trailer for my feature film with @ Lionsgate . I figure since you’ve been such a help in promoting my concert tickets you could also promote my silver screen debut!!!! Im a leading lady!!! Maybe one day you’ll make it here too. ❤️ cheers babe xx IN THEATERS DECEMBER 1st.”   Jess then responded on Instagram saying, “Bi*** mad at me because her tickets $16 on Groupon. Bitch I can’t make that up. I told you my news is real, bi***. My comedy show tickets is more than your concert tickets. Bi***, you giving them away and they still anin’t selling out.”   We will keep you posted on this story. RELATED:  Jess Hilarious Defends Pastor Who Wants To Eat Nicki Minaj’s Groceries [EXCLUSIVE] RELATED:  Jess Hilarious Exposes Russell Simmons Creep Life [EXCLUSIVE AUDIO] RELATED:  Things Get Off Topic When Jess Hilarious Asks Dr. Nicholas Jones About Breast Implants [EXCLUSIVE VIDEO] [ione_media_gallery src=”https://rickeysmileymorningshow.com” id=”1685825″ overlay=”true”]

Jess Hilarious & Azealia Banks Get Into Instagram War [VIDEO]

Pastor Called Out While In Church For Having An Affair [VIDEO]

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Source: Buyenlarge / Getty Imagine being in church listening to your pastor and the next thing you know its interrupted by someone? That happened recently in Mississippi and it caused quite a stir. According to RollingOut , the incident occurred at Word Fellowship Baptist Church and it was caught on video. Sign Up For Our Newsletter! Close Thank you for subscribing! Please be sure to open and click your first newsletter so we can confirm your subscription. Email Submit Pastor Billy Walker, is married and was confronted by an upset mother that he had been allegedly having an affair with her daughter for almost three years. The daughter found out that Walker was allegedly having another affair with a women at the church and things got heated. RELATED: Pastor Apologizes After His Wife Went On Social Media Attacking Black NFL Players A video was posted of the mother standing up in church and talking to the pastor. In the background you can hear Walker on the phone reporting a disturbance. There is no word on if the women spoke with police, but we will keep you posted if we find out any more information. RELATED:  Paternity Results: Church Deacon Isn’t Sure About Marrying His Ex-Stripper Love [EXCLUSIVE] RELATED:  Church Announcements: Bernice Jenkins Sings About Which Underwear To Wear Today [EXCLUSIVE] RELATED:  Paternity Results: Married Pair Tests 9-Year-Old Son After Affair With Pastor [EXCLUSIVE] [ione_media_gallery src=”https://rickeysmileymorningshow.com” id=”1598700″ overlay=”true”]

Pastor Called Out While In Church For Having An Affair [VIDEO]

Sunkist Stalin Supporting Pastor Admits He ‘Misspoke’ About ‘Top Chicago Gang Thugs’

Pastor Darrell Scott Lied About “Top Chicago Gang Thugs” Pastor Darrell Scott, the Ohio Pastor/Brian Pumper lookalike who’s one of Trumps dedicated bootlicking boys , is walking back on comments he made about “Chicago gang thugs.” During that abomination of a White House Black History celebration , Scott told the media that he’d been contacted by some of the top gang thugs in Chicago for a sit-down. According to Scott, the “top Chicago gang thugs” told him that they want to work with Trump’s administration and didn’t believe in President Obama. “They told me this outta their mouths,” said Scott. Furthermore, Scott alleged that the top “gang thugs” would lower the body count if Trump gave them new federal programs—because that makes perfect sense. R E A L L Y?! “They reached out to me, because they’re associating me with you,” said Scott. “They respect you. They believe in what you’re doing, and they want to have a sit-down about lowering that body count. So in a couple weeks, I’m going into Chicago,” Scott said. “I said we’ve got to lower that body count. We don’t want to talk about anything else; get that body count down, and they agreed that the principals that can do it – these are guys straight from the streets, no politicians, straight street guys – but they’re going to commit that if they lower that body count, we’ll come in and we’ll do some social programs.” Odd that you aren't tweeting about how Pastor Darrell Scott lied to you about “the top gang thugs from Chicago” @realDonaldTrump ✊ pic.twitter.com/vNfdjtMQBh — Khary Penebaker (@kharyp) February 3, 2017 Now Scott is admitting that he made all that up, he only talked to one gang member and he made those silly azz comments because he was “sleepy.” Via FOX 32: An Ohio pastor told FOX 32 that he “misspoke” at the White House. He created a national sensation by telling President Trump Wednesday that Chicago gang leaders would “lower the body count” if given new federal programs. “If they’re not going to solve the problems, what you’re doing is the right thing, then we’re going to solve the problem for them. Because we’re going to have to do something about Chicago. ‘Cause what’s happening in Chicago should not be happening in this country,” Trump responded. “They want to work with this administration,” Scott added. “Good,” Trump said. “Before we start talking about creating jobs, before we start talking about all these other things, before we implement them, we need to reduce that body count,” Pastor Scott told FOX 32. Pastor Darrell Scott also told FOX 32 a lack of sleep caused him to tell President Trump that Chicago gangs had offered to “lower the body count.” He said he actually spoke to one former gang member, and not to any gang leaders. THIS GUY HERE…SMH. Cleveland pastor #DarrellScott says he was sleepy and misspoke when he told #DonaldTrump that Chicago gang members wanted to meet with him pic.twitter.com/0GoMraV4qp — BallerAlert (@balleralert) February 2, 2017 Pastor Scott, who’s apparently quite sensitive, is now defending his actions on Twitter. If I resolved the issue of “Gang thugs” with the 2 guys I was referring to, and they're cool, what's everybody else in an uproar about? — Dr.Darrell Scott (@PastorDScott) February 2, 2017 With all the crime & violence in our inner cities, people upset about a poor choice of words? — Dr.Darrell Scott (@PastorDScott) February 2, 2017 Go home Roger! AP Images

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Book Of Trolleuteronomy: Black Pastor Roasts Poor White Folks Who Voted For Trump

Black Pastor Trolls Poor Whites Who Voted For Trump The senior pastor at New Era Baptist Church in Birmingham has made headlines in the past but this time he’s upped the ante on his trolling. Rev. Michael R. Jordan posted a message to all the poor white folks in his Alabama community who voted for Cheeto Mussolini reports AL News : “Trump deceived poor white folks,” says one side of the latest sign at New Era Baptist. “Undercover racist elected Donald Trump,” it says on the other side. There’s a covert expectation by even poor whites of white privilege,” Jordan said. “They feel like even if they’re illiterate, skin color should give them privilege. Even if they are an illiterate, they feel superior to a black president with a Harvard degree. What interrupted that was a black president and immigrants. Trump plugged in on that. He’s talking basically about let’s get white males in charge. That was the covert message of this campaign.” AMEN!!!!! Image via: Greg Garrison/AL.com

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