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Keri Russell In Some Jean Shorts of the Day

I am not posting these pictures cuz I find Keri Russell hot. I am posting them because I know she has a massive fanbase of virgin losers who still jerk off to on of their Felicity box set, cuz they put the other one, still wrapped in plastic in their safe to preserve the shit, cuz that’s what Virgin losers do with their time, since they aren’t distracted by drinking, having fun, real life girls, and have time to do really weird shit that make normal people uncomfortable and that are probably the reason they don’t get laid….. See I don’t know what the appeal of Felicity was, and I don’t know why every virgin loser went nuts for the bitch and staged mock weddings with her in their head as they lay in their single bed wondering why the hot girl in class won’t talk to them, but since this is the internet, I am going to assume you are that virgin loser, and I feel for you, so these should bring some joy to your pathetic existence… Pics via Bauer

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Scott Disick to Neighbor: You’re a Disgusting Whale!

In a new interview with Ryan Seacrest, Scott Disick admits he “has issues.” Hollywood’s biggest douche then went out and proved that yesterday, getting into a dispute with a neighbor because she criticized his parking job. Multiple sources confirm that Disick stood alongside Kourtney Kardashian outside their home and screamed at the woman next door: “Look at you! You know I have to sell my house cheaper because of you! You’re disgusting, I would kill myself if I looked like you… you whale!” Hmmm… is it too late to somehow make Scott look like her? Despite Kourtney’s best efforts to calm her pathetic man down, cops were called to the scene. But no arrests were made or even citations handed out. In the interview below, Disick follows the script given to him by reality show writers and opens up to Seacrest. Do you buy a word he says in it? Scott Disick Interview

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Kate Bosworth is Boring But Hot of the Day

I know Kate Bosworth is boring as fuck, but like every boring as fuck girl, I can only assume it is safe to say that she’s not a boring fuck. It’s like she keeps shit played down and conservative, but the second you get her to trust you, she turns into a freak in bed, at least that’s what I like to think, because I think she’s kinda hot and like most hot girls, I like to visualize them bouncing on my pathetic excuse for a dick, not that you care…. Pics via Fame

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Kendra Wilkinson, OK! Weekly Continue to Set Horrible Examples

Shame on you, Kendra Wilkinson. You’re a mother now. It’s time to set a good example. Not a week has gone by in 2010 where Kendra has not been featured on the cover of a supermarket tabloid. She’s not exactly talented. She needs to make money somehow. We get that. But the latest issue of OK! Weekly continues a disturbing trend by magazines across the nation, most notably this pathetic rag: the focus on post-pregnancy weight loss. Even Kourtney Kardashian acknowledges that it’s perfectly acceptable to not return to a size two immediately upon giving birth. One is tired, one is taking care of a newborn, it’s quite alright if one’s figure shows the signs of new motherhood. But is Kendra willing to take a stand against the unhealthy message that women must go on a strict diet as soon as a baby is no longer in their womb? Not if she can get paid for promoting it! Wilkinson says she goes through “45 minutes of hardcore training and weightlifting,” followed by the treadmill until she’s tired. She also does squats and lunges. Hey, it’s easy to find time for this routine when you have no actual job and can pay a nanny to look after your son. Kendra’s goal? To look like Kim Kardashian . “She can be my motivation to try and get the best booty in Hollywood!” she tells the magazine. THG’s goal? For everyone to boycott OK! Weekly . Will you help us make this into a reality?

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Annalynne McCord is Overqualified for the Job of the Day

This is my lame joke of the day. You know her mouth is way to big for your micro penis, not that your pathetic ass would ever be in a position where this nobody comes to you open mouthed and ready to suck you off in exchange for money, but at least she’s well equipped when things do come crashing down for her and I guess that is just a real sad truth of our generation is that this chick is seen as more important than every single one of us according to the media and that is really fucking depressing.

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Audrina Patridge: Kristin Welcome to Sloppy Seconds

Audrina Patridge could’t believe Kristin Cavallari dated her ex, Justin-Bobby Brescia, on The Hills, only to move on to another of her former flings. But she’s not outraged about Kristin dating Tal Cooperman . Just a bit mystified at the pathetic depths her newfound rival will apparently stoop to.

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