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I’m upset with Audrina Patridge , I know she’s a nobody, but I thought she’d a least get herself a decent douche to hang out with. Here she is at some Red Bull event looking pretty damn good even with the asshole securely attached to her arm . I’d like to say she’d look even better with her legs wrapped around my head but we’re in a recession and even mustache rides aren’t free these days

Originally posted here:
Audrina Patridge Disappoints