Man Selling His Private Parts To Fund Europe Trip Fellas, how much is your long johnson worth? A Colombia man is slangin’ his D for dollars for a cool $20k. via Huffington Post A poet in Colombia wants to go to Europe so much that he’s willing to fund the trip in a very ballsy way: selling his t*st*cles. Rafael Medina Brochero, 52, is selling the matching set of semen-producing genitalia for the lump sum of $20,000 to fund a European tour in which he’ll participate in “Poetry for Peace in Colombia,” according to ColombiaReports.com. Brochero did not say whether the surgery would be covered in the $20,000, but he said the presumedly used testes might be able to be transplanted into a sterile person or used to make soup, Yahoo! Australia reported. Who knew a bowl of scrotum soup would run you $20,000. Wonder if it tastes like chicken…. Shutterstock
Ringo Starr was in downtown LA Tuesday to unveil the new exhibition “Ringo: Peace & Love”. The exhibit at the Grammy Museum opens to the public on Wednesday….
Some folks just ain’t isht . This guy and his wife really had to rob people of their lives because dude couldn’t handle being publicly disgraced and his authority being challenged. Couple Confesses To Role in Texas DA Killings According to People For weeks, fear enveloped Kaufman County, Texas. Two county prosecutors and one of their wives had been killed. People worried that the murders were the work of a criminal gang or a loner bent on revenge – and wondered who, if anyone, might be next. An arrest now brings the case back to one of their own: an elected official who’d been booted from office and allegedly held a grudge against those who helped convict him last year for stealing county property, causing him to lose his job and health benefits, authorities say. Eric Williams, 46, Kaufman County’s disgraced former justice of the peace, was targeted by his wife, Kim, also 46, who confessed the couple’s role in the murders, according to a warrant for Kim Williams’ arrest. “Law enforcement in the State of Texas takes this all very seriously,” Kirby Dendy, assistant director/chief in charge of the Texas Rangers, said at a press conference Thursday. “The murder of a public official … is an assault against all citizens in this state.” She was charged Wednesday with capital murder for the shootings of Assistant District Attorney Mark Hasse, who was killed Jan. 31 as he walked to work at the courthouse, and District Attorney Mike McLelland and his wife, Cynthia, whose bodies were found March 30 at their home. Eric Williams earlier was arrested for making a “terroristic threat,” reportedly by anonymous e-mail, after officers searched the couple’s home April 12. He was charged Thursday with the murders as well and was being held on $23 million bond. “Kim Williams described in detail her role along with that of her husband, Eric Williams, whom she reported to have shot to death Mark Hasse … and Mike and Cynthia McLelland,” says the arrest affidavit, which added that during questioning, Kim Williams “gave details of both offenses which had not been made public.” Jesus help us all. AP
January 17th, 2013. Justin Bieber was headed to Nashville, TN. I had been shopping all day with my friend Micaela for his concert the next day and I knew that Justin was downtown somewhere. We went looking for him later on that night, but we ended up having to leave early to go home. When my dad picked me up I begged him to take me back because I knew it would be my only chance to meet Justin. I just had a gut feeling I was about to. My dad agreed to let me go, so we drove back downtown. On Twitter, a lot of beliebers were posting where they thought Justin was, but Emily (@swag4justin) posted a picture of his tour bus and a picture of the side of his hotel he was staying at. I showed the picture to my dad, not knowing where it was, and he said, “I know exactly where that is. I can tell by the side of it.” We went to where he thought it might be and that’s when I started to get REALLY excited. I saw Justin’s bus and about five other girls standing on the sidewalk. My dad parked the car and we got out. Emily was one of the girls standing there, so I went up to her and introduced myself. We started talking and then she said, “He just went inside the hotel. We said his name, he looked right at us, and gave us the peace sign.” We kept on waiting because we all knew Justin would have to come back out to his bus eventually. It was freezing, so I went and sat in the car with my dad while we waited. Then we saw two people run really quick back to the bus. My dad said, “That was him!” I got out of the car and stood with the girls again. Emily decided to wait for Mikey, Justin’s bodyguard, to come out of the hotel. After a little bit, he walked out and she politely went up to him and asked, “Is Justin coming out anytime soon?” Mikey was really nice and said, “I don’t think so girls.” Emily said, “Okay! Well we’ll just go home. Thank you!” The girls ended up leaving and I went back to my car. I kept telling my dad we couldn’t leave because I knew I was about to meet him. We waited about fifteen more minutes. As I was getting out of the car to go write Justin a note, I finally saw his bus door open. Out walks Justin and a few other people, including Mikey. I said, “Justin! I’m the only girl here, can I have a picture?” You could tell he was tired and in a rush but he said, “Yeah! Come here!” I went over to him and as I got closer, I saw his flawless face. He honestly doesn’t seem real in person because he’s so angelic. His bodyguard was trying to open the side door of the hotel building and when he did, I looked at Justin confused and said, “Come inside?” He said, “Yeah! Come on!” I followed behind Justin and I went inside to quickly take a picture with him. He wrapped his arm around my waist and I put my arm around his. He really is just as perfect in person as he is in pictures. I took the picture and then it was time for him to go. As he was walking away I said, “Thank you! See you tomorrow at the show!” Justin turned around and smiled. Then he was gone. The next night, January 18th , was a night I’ll never forget. Micaela and I had the time of our lives. Justin put on a great show. The Believe Tour is amazing to say the least. He was truly born to do this. I can’t even begin to explain how grateful I am to have had the opportunity. Justin, thank you so much for taking the time out of your day to stop and meet your beliebers, just like you did for me. I’m forever grateful. If you haven’t seen Justin in concert or met him yet, don’t ever give up! It will happen one day. I promise you. “Never Say Never.” -Dakota (@dakotaxbrooke) See more here: January 17th, 2013. Justin Bieber was headed to Nashville, TN. I…
Beaten down by months of snow, wind and cold, an Ohio county has issued an “indictment” against Punxsutawney Phil over his Groundhog Day prediction . Phil did not see his shadow February 2, signaling spring’s imminent arrival. Six days later, Winter Storm Nemo dumped 30 inches of snow on New England. Six weeks later, temperatures across the Northern U.S. remain frigid. Birds chirping? Flowers blooming? No sign of those anywhere. As a result, (hopefully) tongue-in-cheek Butler County, Oh., prosecutors are demanding justice, claiming Phil deliberately misled the American people. They say such a felony should be punished by death. Butler County’s chief prosecutor filed an official brief about this, lambasting the rodent for actions “against the peace and dignity of the state of Ohio.” “Punxsutawney Phil did purposely, and with prior calculation and design, cause the people to believe that spring would come early,” wrote Mike Gmoser. He vowed to bring the Pennsylvania icon to justice in the neighboring Buckeye State, but Phil’s handlers are having none of it, coming to his defense. Bill Deeley, president of the club that organizes Groundhog Day, said Phil has a lawyer and would fight attempted extradition by the Ohio authorities. “We’ll have to plead our case one way or the other, but I think we can beat the rap,” Deeley said, taking Butler County’s indictment more or less in stride. Criminally negligent or not, Phil really dropped the ball in 2013. This winter was pretty harsh, at least by recent standards, and grew worse if anything following Phil’s prognostication that spring would come early. Case in point: There’s another storm due on Sunday/Monday that could bring several additional inches of snow across the Midwest and Northeast. The first day of Spring was Thursday, March 21.
Beaten down by months of snow, wind and cold, an Ohio county has issued an “indictment” against Punxsutawney Phil over his Groundhog Day prediction . Phil did not see his shadow February 2, signaling spring’s imminent arrival. Six days later, Winter Storm Nemo dumped 30 inches of snow on New England. Six weeks later, temperatures across the Northern U.S. remain frigid. Birds chirping? Flowers blooming? No sign of those anywhere. As a result, (hopefully) tongue-in-cheek Butler County, Oh., prosecutors are demanding justice, claiming Phil deliberately misled the American people. They say such a felony should be punished by death. Butler County’s chief prosecutor filed an official brief about this, lambasting the rodent for actions “against the peace and dignity of the state of Ohio.” “Punxsutawney Phil did purposely, and with prior calculation and design, cause the people to believe that spring would come early,” wrote Mike Gmoser. He vowed to bring the Pennsylvania icon to justice in the neighboring Buckeye State, but Phil’s handlers are having none of it, coming to his defense. Bill Deeley, president of the club that organizes Groundhog Day, said Phil has a lawyer and would fight attempted extradition by the Ohio authorities. “We’ll have to plead our case one way or the other, but I think we can beat the rap,” Deeley said, taking Butler County’s indictment more or less in stride. Criminally negligent or not, Phil really dropped the ball in 2013. This winter was pretty harsh, at least by recent standards, and grew worse if anything following Phil’s prognostication that spring would come early. Case in point: There’s another storm due on Sunday/Monday that could bring several additional inches of snow across the Midwest and Northeast. The first day of Spring was Thursday, March 21.
Justin Bieber may have suffered through the worst birthday ever this week. But at least he has the greatest fans in the universe. Following an unfortunate incident at a London club Friday night – reports now claim Bieber and his entourage got into it with security after the establishment insisted 14-year old Jaden Smith was too young for entry – Bieber took to Twitter yesterday and wrote: “I see and saw all the posts from around the world. U got me smiling. Love u. Thank u.” Justin also re-Tweeted the following sage words of wisdom from manager Scooter Braun: “Life is a roller coaster. Just know when u dip low it is only to build excitement as u will fly high again. Enjoy the journey.” We agree and all, but Justin may need to get a little perspective. Choosing to leave an exclusive club on your 19th birthday because your famous friend’s age violates the club’s policy isn’t exactly a major low point in life. Some folks have it a tad worse, JB.
Did Chris Bosh’s wife Adrienne Williams really sleep with Lil Wayne, as the rapper boasted in an NBA All-Star weekend rant denouncing all things Heat? She hasn’t directly addressed Weezy’s comments, but the NBA star’s wife did re-tweet a pair of (possibly) telling quotes by friends to that effect. “Some people attack those who have the peace & joy they wish they had! Pay them no mind! Live your dream, strut & wave,” wrote Gabrielle Union. Gabrielle is dating Dwyane Wade, Chris Bosh’s teammate, so it’s not a stretch for the actress to refer to Lil Wayne saying he f–ked Bosh’s wife. Adrienne re-tweeted Union’s comment, as well as another that said, “Truth prevails. Today stand in your truth and ignore the chatter around and about you.” “Some people create hate for profit, and some people create love for free. Pay no mind to the haters, embrace the love…. They will never bring me down.” Damn straight. In front of a crowd in Houston, Lil Wayne went OFF on the whole franchise, saying “F–k LeBron, f–k She-Wade, f–k Chris Bosh, f–k all of them ni–as, man!” “And, and, and I f–ked Chris Bosh’s wife .” Lil Wayne’s rant stems from an incident that took place last week in which he claims he was kicked out of a Heat game against the Lakers in Miami. He claims this happened solely because he was cheering for visiting L.A. on the Heat’s floor, but a fan says it was because he made a gun gesture. Just another day in the life of Weezy.
