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Heidi Montag’s Completely Natural Bikini Pics

Ever since her fake marriage came to an end or her fake divorce started, I can’t keep the publicity stunts straight anymore, Heidi Montag has wanted us all to know just how sad she’s pretending to be. I don’t know what’s going on anymore, either way she wants us to know that she’s down in the dumps so she sent us these completely natural and un-staged pictures of her hanging out in her bikini drinking a cocktail by the pool of her private Costa Rican villa. I don’t see anything unnatural about these pictures at all… Except for those amazing tits of course.

Heidi Klum Bikini Pictures

Here’s supermodel Heidi Klum struggling through her terribly rough life on a giant yacht wearing a little black bikini. She still looks good for a mother of twelve or whatever it’s up to now, I’d let her take me out for beers. There were a few more shots of her relaxing, but they all involve either a big black dude with really bad skin or a bunch of little kids in life jackets and I felt that that would ruin the whole vibe of this post, so I left them on the cutting room floor. I’m sure you all understand.

Heidi Montag’s New Friends Are A Little Chilly

Here’s Heidi Montag pretending to go to the courthouse to get her divorce papers or some crap like that. I don’t care what this moron is doing really, I’m just glad that it seems to be a pretty chilly day out there and we get to see her big fake nipples poking through her sweater. Thank you. Obviously I’m just assuming that she had her nipples surgically enhanced while she had the rest of her body reworked, I wouldn’t put it past her. I wonder what they did with the old ones and who do I have to speak to about buying them? I’m not going to do anything weird with them, I was just going to put them under the legs of a couple of chairs I have that are wobbly. Geez! Give a guy a break, I’m not a maniac.

Heidi Montag Bikini Outtakes

Since I am on a Heidi Montag fake plastic boobie high, here are some outtakes from her People Magazine post surgery photoshoot. I’m so in love with those things, I want to marry them. I wonder if that would be legal because that’s probably the only way I’d ever see myself committing to a long term relationship.

Heidi Montag Busts Out The Big Guns

As much as I hate Heidi Montag , I’m not ashamed to admit that I love her new boobs . Here she is filming something useless that nobody gives a crap about, but somehow involves a pair of short shorts and her big fake boobies busting out of her top. I’m suddenly very interested. Look at those things. The feeling I’m getting in my pants right now is what I imagine love feels like. Anyhow, keep up the good work princess, the more pictures you get taken of those big things the better we’ll be getting along. Enjoy. more pictures of Heidi Montag here

Stephanie Pratt And Her Classy Cleavage In Maxim

Here are some photos of Douche Pratt’s sister Stephanie that were posted on the Maxim website . It’s nice to see, like her brother, she’s a great role model with that cigarette in her hand. Anyway, the open jacket is somewhat sexy but anything related to a Pratt is a cancer in my books and this chick is not hot enough to get any attention

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Heidi Montag: Sexy Streetwalker Part 2

The fall has been pretty good so far, we haven’t seen much of Heidi Montag , until now.

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Heidi Montag: Sexy Streetwalker

I’d like to completely forget about Heidi Montag but it’s hard to when she keeps pulling these types of antics. Here she is on her way to lunch looking like a streetwalker

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Stephanie Pratt Bikini Pictures

Stephanie Pratt isn’t exactly the hottest girl in Hollywood, and the fact that she’s related to that super douche makes her even less enticing, but I like bikinis and I especially like nobody rich girls in bikinis so here we are. Besides, she’s got a good body and nothing pisses off a douche more than posting pictures of his sister on the internet in a bikini.

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Heidi Montag Bikini Pictures

Heidi Montag performed at the Miss Universe pageant yesterday, and as predicted she made a complete fool of herself. She can’t dance, she can’t sing (she was lip syncing) and her song “ Body Language ” is up there as one of the worst of all times

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