I don’t really get how everyone loves Kate Upton for her giant funbags, but most people don’t even know who Lindsey Pelas here is. Well, except for my readers, because I’ve been promoting this busty blonde hottie for months now. Anyway, if you ask me, Lindsey is a total freak of nature. And just to be clear, I mean that as a compliment. She also makes Kate look flat-chested in comparison. So enjoy. » view all 12 photos
Never forget Megan McKenna… Who? Exactly… So much bikini content…not enough time… So many seemingly important people worthy of my commentary and all they did was put on a bikini… NOT ENOUGH TIME…
I know I like to talk up Bella Thorne and her Snapchat skills on this site, but that doesn’t mean there aren’t plenty of other seriously talented professional Snapchat models out there. Like Lindsey Pelas . She’s so damn hot, I can only check the app in 30-45 second intervals. To keep both my phone and my pants region from overheating. » view all 15 photos
Remember how all those Samsung Galaxies started randomly catching on fire a while back? Well, I think I might have finally figured out why. See, I’m pretty sure it must have had something to do with Lindsey Pelas and her busty Snapchat selfies. Because they’re so hot, my whole pants region just jumped up a few hundred degrees. So enjoy these, but just make sure to have a fire extinguisher handy. Yow!
Lindsay Pelas is one of these instagram whores – who is so low level – and irrelevant that dudes, mainly bros, follow because her tits are fucking absurdly huge and even magical…up on some hormones in the food or just interesting genetics – or fake tits…but I think they are natural.. I know, how is she not a fat chick, thank god for that deformity, before she becomes a fat chick…as she uses her tits as a tool to get ahead, and rightfully so, they are a wonderful…magical.. A huge talent, that has gone mainstream in a low level way, no magazines are featuring this trash, she probably makes her money escorting and it would be a fucking crime if she didn’t use them…. Imagine she worked as a receptionist, or as a fucking car sales man, or anything but a bitch showing off her tits…It’d be a fucking tragedy… Well, she wore mesh and snapchatted her nipples…because apparently…these big tits have nipples.. The post Lindsay Pelas Nipple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
It’s my job to stay up to date on all the latest stories from the hot nobody beat, and as my regular readers know, I’ve been following this whole “ Lindsey Pelas has massive funbags” story for a while now. But as great as her Instagram and Snapchat pics have been lately, I’m starting to think she might be cheating. See, I’ve been studying this very closely this morning, and she puts these weird pee yellow filters onto some of her pictures that hide any/all imperfections. And I don’t know if that’s technically cheating or not but… For some reason, I don’t mind at all. Carry on, Lindsey. And just keep the pictures coming. Please. Continue reading →
Maybe I’ve just missed it, but I feel like we haven’t gotten nearly enough Snapchat hotness from Lindsey Pelas lately. So I decided to take matters into my own hands and do a little old-fashioned Instagram creeping research in order to find some new pictures of one of my favorite busty blonde hot nobodies to share with you all today. You’re welcome. » view all 11 photos
Here’s my new favorite wannabe model Charlotte McKinney doing a busty lingerie photoshoot for Guess and proving me wrong for calling her just another Hooters girl who lucked into a modeling contract. Because I’ve got to admit, those are some serious talents she’s showing off here. You definitely can’t teach massive funbags like that. Enjoy. Continue reading →