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Penelope Cruz Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Here are some pictures of Penelope Cruz showing off her pretty hot ass while doin’ a little prostate tickle on the beach with her man because I guess she’s Spanish and a little more sexually liberated than your wife who you secretly want to get ass play from but you’re too scared your going to like it and go gay, cuz only fags like ass play, even though it’s scientifically proven to feel good. Either way, she’s the only big nosed girl I find attractive cuz big noses are ugly. I’ve had my fair share of big nosed girls and it’s always ended in disaster, cuz when I try to shove my dick down their throats, I just get nose against my pelvis and the whole thing is a fucking disaster, but I guess you can only blame my small dick for that and the nice thing about Penelope Cruz is that she has worked a way around that by pullin’ out other tricks and here she is on the beach… Pics via Fame

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The Nine Lessons We Learned from Nine

Just because Nine , which opened this weekend, sucked doesn’t mean that it has nothing to teach us.

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Hollywood News – Nine Premiere

TV Guide is on the red carpet at the NINE premiere and we’re talking to Nicole Kidman, Penelope Cruz, Kate Hudson, Judi Dench and Fergie about their work on the award nominated musical. Add this to your queue Added: Mon Dec 21 04:38:05 UTC 2009 Duration: 01:48

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Penelope Cruz’s Boobs Are Red Hot

Here’s Penelope Cruz at the premiere of Nine the other night looking hot in red. She hasn’t been looking the same lately, still hot but somethings a little different. I think she’s had a little to much exposure to the Javier Barden, I hear that can do strange things to woman and goats

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Javier Bardem & Penelope ‘Cruz’ Into The Big Apple

Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem arrived in New York City today and we caught the couple walking through JFK airport after their flight from Los Angeles. Cruz is in the Big Apple for the premiere of her new movie Nine , for which she received a Golden Globe nomination and it’s great to see that Javier is along for the ride to give support

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Access Hollywood – ‘Nine’ Premiere, Los Angeles

Penelope Cruz and Nicole Kidman hit the red carpet at the Mann Village Theatre in Westwood, Calif.

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Penelope Cruz Topless in Los Abrazos Rotos of the Day

Since I don’t own a TV and don’t really like spending the little money I have on going to the movies, I am really not too up to speed on what’s new and what Penelope Cruz is doing with her career, especially when the shit is foreign, but I do know that whatever this fucking movie is, Penelope Cruz was topless in it and her small perky tits are nice to look at in any language, just as long as the sun isn’t behind her so that her big stupid nose she should get operated on doesn’t casts a shadow and black out her tits….

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Penélope & Javier: Date Night in Hollywood

Lovey-dovey alert! Penélope Cruz and Javier Bardem were spotted just the other night checking out a movie at the Mann Chinese 6 theaters in Hollywood.

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George Clooney Lets Elisabetta Canalis have Friends of the Day

George Clooney imported some pussy from Italy a few months ago, I assume to help launch her career and make a lot of money off of her, because when you’re George Clooney, you can find better quality pussy pretty much every time you leave the fucking house. There’s got to be some kind of plan behind this relationship, I just haven’t figured it out because I don’t really care. I just know is that he does pretty much owns her and that she will do everything and anything he asks of her since in her mind dating him is like winning the fucking lottery and can determine the rest of her life….you know giving her the chance to be the next Penelope Cruz only the Italian version and I guess he let her out of the house to hang with her friends because part of the deal they have is an endless supply of double blowjobs at least if I was George Clooney that would be my only reason for letting her out of her cage in my basement to meet up with her friend “recruiting” for my needs…that’s enough of this post….

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Kate’s Kid Falls For Cruz

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