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Nicole Kidman Gets Knocked Down of the Day

Robot created in Tom Cruise’s spaceship lab, Nicole Kidman got slammed by some hipster photographer on his hipster bike and she survived because she was built to handle an alien invasion…and the paparazzi got some HOT ASS PICS , I mean provided you’re like me and into robots because they can’t get pregnant, or like Tom Cruise because they speak to his Alien leaders, but more importantly they don’t fuck up his homosexuality when he has sex with them, because it’s not STRAIGHT if you marry and fuck a robot…even if it looks like it has a pussy…when really it just has double asshole… To See THe Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE

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Penelope Cruz Bikinis of the Day

I don’t know if Penelope Cruz is pregnant, recently pregnant, or just into eating baked goods, but I do know she’s in a bikini on vacation, from what I assume is a hugely stressful life that includes but is not limited to sitting on top of a pile of money and getting tons of free things from companies hoping you wear or endorse the shit…and I figure any excuse to kick back and get into a bikini…even if you’re not quite bikini ready..works for me…because any bitch in a bikini, fat or not, is worth looking at, even if it is for comedic reasons. To See THe Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE

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Penelope Cruz Bikinis of the Day

Penelope Cruz Bikinis of the Day

I don’t know if Penelope Cruz is pregnant, recently pregnant, or just into eating baked goods, but I do know she’s in a bikini on vacation, from what I assume is a hugely stressful life that includes but is not limited to sitting on top of a pile of money and getting tons of free things from companies hoping you wear or endorse the shit…and I figure any excuse to kick back and get into a bikini…even if you’re not quite bikini ready..works for me…because any bitch in a bikini, fat or not, is worth looking at, even if it is for comedic reasons. To See THe Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE

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The Counselor Trailer: "Life Is Being In Bed With You"

A new The Counselor  trailer has arrived! This time, an international trailer, we get an even better look at just what the storyline might contain.  We already knew that Michael Fassbender got wrapped up in drug smuggling somehow, but with this new trailer we get a good look at some of the ways he is going to attempt to work out that situation. None of them seem like good ideas. Check out the  The Counselor  trailer below! The Counselor International Trailer The Counselor stars Michael Fassbender, Penelope Cruz, Brad Pitt, Javier Bardem, and Cameron Diaz. The film is set to open in theaters on November 15th.

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Lindsay Lohan Pokes Fun at Harry Styles on Chelsea Lately: "I’ve Been There"

Lindsay Lohan is out of rehab and back making the Hollywood rounds. Last night she stopped by  Chelsea Lately and had a bit of fun with Harry Styles’ GQ interview . Check out Lindsay on  Chelsea Lately  below! Linday Lohan on Chelsey Lately Apparently rehab did its job because Lohan is looking quite put together. Skin is glowing, hair seems as if it probably doesn’t feel like straw… good things. And she was funny!  Hopefully this is the beginning of a good run for the star.

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Penelope Cruz Lingerie Ad: Sexy or Creepy

Penelope Cruz has a new baby , and now a new commercial as well. This new ad for lingerie company Agent Provocateur, was written and directed by Cruz. If that wasn’t enough, she stars in the spot with sister Monica as well. The premise isn’t too weird – a guy puts on a pair of x-ray glasses and takes in the view – but one has to wonder… Do women often hang from rings on a wall in Penelope Cruz’s world? Crawl around on counters feeding each other cake? Oh who are we kidding, everyone crawls on the counter when eating cake. It’s part of the cake experience. Check out the Agent Provocateur ad below! Penelope Cruz Lingerie Ad Question is this…. is Penelope Cruz’s lingerie ad sexy or creepy?   Sexy! How is this even a question? Creepy. X-Ray glasses and all, just creepy. View Poll »

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The Counselor Teaser Trailer: Have You Been Bad?

This new  The Counselor teaser trailer isn’t very different from  The Counselor international trailer , but it does have more Penelope Cruz which is never a bad thing. The Counselor Teaser Trailer Directed by Ridley Scott,  The Counselor marks the second time in 2013 that Michael Fassbender and Brad Pitt will appear together. You can check out the first with this  12 Years a Slave trailer . Also starring in the film are Natalie Dormer, Javier Bardem, and Cameron Diaz.  The Counselor opens on October 25th.

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Penelope Cruz Topless in Her New Movie of the Day

Penelope Cruz and her nose are in a movie called Twice Born, that I guess they are leaking the topeless scene pics from, in order to remind you to go see this movie, because clearly it has a compelling story line, with a Oscar winning cast, that you won’t actually bother seeing, because you’ve seen all that matters….Penelope Cruz’s tits. Not that Penelope Cruz has ever been all that hot, with her nose and all, especially not now that she’s either pregnant or already dropped a kid, but movie titties are movie titties and I am compelled to post them, like I HAVE DONE BEFORE because she’s all european and an Oscar winner who takes acting so seriously that she takes her clothes off…good girl…. I was once compelled to fuck this bitch with a massive nose who thought she looked like Penelope Cruz because she had a tan, I figure if I can’t get the real thing, I might as well fuck girls who think they look like stars, even when they don’t, because it’s as close as I’ll ever get….not that I’m into this shit, but you get what I’m saying, at least I hope you do, because I sure as hell don’t.

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Top 5 Breastfeeding Scenes

When ladies like Heather Graham and Penelope Cruz are offering up the boob, it will do YOUR body good!

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Penelope Cruz in her Bikini of the Day

I used to bang a girl who thought she looked like Penelope Cruz because they both had massive noses….the only difference was that she wasn’t Penelope Cruz and just had a big nose…..meaning two things…the first – that Penelope Cruz rocks a big nose, something we all hate better than any girl…..I mean so good she’s even hotter than girls with normal sized noses……the second…that she makes other big nosed girls thing they shouldn’t get a nose job even when they should…. Here she is on the beach, pregnant with Javier’s baby, looking better than most pregnant chicks…because I guess Penelope Cruz is one of those girls who could make herpes scabs look awesome…cuz let’s face it…pregnancy is the worst STD around…. Here’s the video: TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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