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Salad Expert Asks TV Host If He Wants His Butthole Licked

Kelly Schafer is the owner of 7 Greens Detroit Salad Company, a company that specializes in healthy eating. She appeared Monday on Fox 2 Detroit in order to show viewers how to spice up their greens for National Salad Month. Yes, May is National Salad Month. We'll forgive you if you didn't know that previously. We'll also forgive you if you forget it as soon as you watch the following video. Because Schafer somewhat distracts folks from her cause upon asking an unexpected question of co-host Jason Carr, who wanders over to Carr and co-host Deena Centofanti toward the end of their segment. “Everybody loves a yoga girl, right, Jason?” Schafer says immediately to a confused Carr. “That's right,” Carr replies… because what else is he going to say on live television? From there, Carr figured it was the right time to ask a very personal question: “Now I know you want me to toss your salad too, don't you?” WHOA THERE! TMI ALERT! Also: What?!? Where did that come from? Centofanti tried to change the topic, only for Carr to quip that her joke “never gets old.” We're pretty sure it does, though. If you're on a program to promote healthy eating, you might want to avoid any talk about other people's buttholes. That's just our opinion. Watch the very awkward exchange for yourself:

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Rita Ora Mourning Her Friend of the Day

On Friday night it was reported that a photographer named Matt Irwin had died, no one really reported how he died, but we can all make the obvious assumptions… He was a successful and high paid photographer for a few magazines and he had become friends with the likes of Nicki Minaj and Gaga and other famous people he took pics of…. I am sure I’ve stolen pics he took of the women I make fun of on this site because they are all whores… Rita Ora was one of the people featured in tribute articles – saying she was mourning his death…so she did what any self respecting, sad to lose a friend, personality disorder, fame whore, egotistical narcissist would do when mourning her friend…and that’s pull out her tits casually because that’s what you do when you’re sad and seeking attention to feel good or some shit… The post Rita Ora Mourning Her Friend of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Heather Marks in Bathing Suits for Glamour Germany of the Day

Heather Marks is a Canadian model. I haven’t met her at the yearly Canada party, where Canada comes together and drinks maple syrup and build igloos while seal hunting and fucking french trashy sluts….no one seems to care about, because Canada. But someone seems to care about Heather Marks, because hot model….. You see if you’re a hot model who gets half naked for your career, that anyone with a brain will know is hardly a career, but more standing around in exotic and luxurious places posing until a rich guy notices…you have no borders…you are international… Which is probably why she’s in Glamour Germany… Too big for the people back home, too expensive for our currency, so my poutine gravy will never drip down her inner thigh, but if I print this pics up, I can recreate for 10 cents and less headaches of a needy demanding bitch over at Staples…I’m ok being the guy who jerks off on color print outs.. The post Heather Marks in Bathing Suits for Glamour Germany of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Montana Lower Naked for Simon Everiss of the DAy

Montana Lower should lower herself on all of your dicks, because when a girl is out there trying to get famous or seen, she should be the one doing the work…not the other way around… Why should you try to prove yourself by making her cum, or even squirt, like some asshole trying to live up to the sexts he sent on TINDER to get to this moment of fucking in the first place….forcing a motherfucker to practically have a heart attack by fucking her athletically like some kind of fitness guru as she just lays there as the hot girl..banging the fuck out of her as she watches and checks her instagram likes…or googles herself to see if anything happened on social while she’s out “socializing” to get ahead… It’s all part of the biz… If Montana Lower is not interested in getting famous, seen or noticed, and is just having a good time and dealing with being a cute girl…and the struggles being cute…by posting to instagram and doing these “shoots”…naked…and I’m wrong about her intentions…of trying to get rich, famous, or fucked by the rich and famous…I’d be surprised..since all girls, every single one of them is an opportunist using sex appeal to get ahead…you know…FEMINSM… DOWN WITH THE PATRIARCHY.. The post Montana Lower Naked for Simon Everiss of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Montana Lower Naked for Simon Everiss of the DAy

Montana Lower should lower herself on all of your dicks, because when a girl is out there trying to get famous or seen, she should be the one doing the work…not the other way around… Why should you try to prove yourself by making her cum, or even squirt, like some asshole trying to live up to the sexts he sent on TINDER to get to this moment of fucking in the first place….forcing a motherfucker to practically have a heart attack by fucking her athletically like some kind of fitness guru as she just lays there as the hot girl..banging the fuck out of her as she watches and checks her instagram likes…or googles herself to see if anything happened on social while she’s out “socializing” to get ahead… It’s all part of the biz… If Montana Lower is not interested in getting famous, seen or noticed, and is just having a good time and dealing with being a cute girl…and the struggles being cute…by posting to instagram and doing these “shoots”…naked…and I’m wrong about her intentions…of trying to get rich, famous, or fucked by the rich and famous…I’d be surprised..since all girls, every single one of them is an opportunist using sex appeal to get ahead…you know…FEMINSM… DOWN WITH THE PATRIARCHY.. The post Montana Lower Naked for Simon Everiss of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Maitland Ward’s May the Fourth Tribute of the Day

I was going to write in the MORNING HANGOVER DUMP or the STEPLINKS how annoying social media is, or will be, because of the whole MAY THE 4th Be With You statuses, but luckily, I avoid social media most days, so I don’t have to be influenced or affected by all the terrible idiots I am following or connected with – yet hate because they are idiots, the same as all other idiots, polluting my peaceful days…with their basic, uninteresting, uncreative bullshit… But leave up to Maitland, my friend who I rely on for low level fame-whoring stunts, like dressing up for her NERD audience, doing the whole May the Fourth thing with her tits…big tits…big old lady tits.. The thing is that you can’t hate her for knowing her audience, the people who care about her are people who jerked off to her on Boy Meets World, where she played the hot girlfriend…in the 90s…so that kind of fan…is a very very very special kind of Autistic…socially awkward and sad…so if this brings them joy…she’s done good….because everyone deserves joy…not the Jennifer Lawrence movie, that shit looks terrible…but you know what I mean…and that is that Maitland’s good to her fans and more importantly…her tits are huge… The post Maitland Ward’s May the Fourth Tribute of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Maitland Ward’s May the Fourth Tribute of the Day

I was going to write in the MORNING HANGOVER DUMP or the STEPLINKS how annoying social media is, or will be, because of the whole MAY THE 4th Be With You statuses, but luckily, I avoid social media most days, so I don’t have to be influenced or affected by all the terrible idiots I am following or connected with – yet hate because they are idiots, the same as all other idiots, polluting my peaceful days…with their basic, uninteresting, uncreative bullshit… But leave up to Maitland, my friend who I rely on for low level fame-whoring stunts, like dressing up for her NERD audience, doing the whole May the Fourth thing with her tits…big tits…big old lady tits.. The thing is that you can’t hate her for knowing her audience, the people who care about her are people who jerked off to her on Boy Meets World, where she played the hot girlfriend…in the 90s…so that kind of fan…is a very very very special kind of Autistic…socially awkward and sad…so if this brings them joy…she’s done good….because everyone deserves joy…not the Jennifer Lawrence movie, that shit looks terrible…but you know what I mean…and that is that Maitland’s good to her fans and more importantly…her tits are huge… The post Maitland Ward’s May the Fourth Tribute of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ashley Sawyer: Catfish Star’s Possible Cause of Death Revealed

Last night, the world was shocked to learn of the death of Ashley Sawyer , the star of one of the more memorable episodes of MTV’s Catfish . The news was confirmed to the public in a social media post from the network: “MTV is deeply saddened to learn that Ashley Sawyer has passed away,” the statement read. “Our condolences, thoughts and prayers go out to her family and friends.” No cause of death was given at the time, but now Radar Online is reporting that Sawyer’s passing appears to have been drug related . According to a statement from the Hoover (Alabama) Police Department’s public information officer, Chuck McDonald, EMTs responded to a 911 call just after midnight on Monday to find Sawyer unconscious in her apartment. “Arriving officers found a white female unconscious with bystanders/witnesses performing CPR,” McDonald revealed. “Officers attempted to revive the female with the Automated External Defibrillator (AED), to no avail.” McDonald didn’t speculate on the cause, but an autopsy report indicates that Sawyer’s death “may be related to a drug overdose, possibly heroin.” Police sources confirm that Sawyer received a dose of Narcan, which is typically administered only in cases of narcotic overdose. The 23-year-old was reportedly pronounced dead on the scene. Sawyer’s episode is remembered by Catfish fans for the revelation that she and online friend Michael Fortunato were both “catfishing” one another by misrepresenting their identities online. Tragically, Fortunato died of a pulmonary embolism at the age of 26 just one month after the episode aired. Sawyer appeared on a recent catch-up episode and revealed that she had been staying in a sober-living facility after struggling with substance abuse for several years. “Shocked and saddened by the death of Ashley Sawyer,” Catfish co-host Max Joseph tweeted yesterday, “So sweet and kind. Thoughts and prayers go out to her family.” View Slideshow: Celebrities Who Passed Away in 2016: Gone, But Not Forgotten

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Patton Oswalt Remembers Michelle McNamara in Moving Essay

Ever since his wife, Michelle McNamara, died in her sleep at the age of 46 last month, Patton Oswalt has been uncharacteristically quiet. The beloved comedian and actor tweeted a loving tribute to McNamara one week after her death, writing: “She wrote lines that stung & hummed. 13 years in her presence was happily humbling. #RIPMichelleMcNamara.” He included a link to make donations to in McNamara’s honor to 826LA, an organization that assists students with their writing skills. Fans of Oswalt’s know that he and his McNamara – a writer who operated the website True Crime Diary – shared a common love of words. The comic is as well-known for his eloquence as for his cunning wit, so it was no surprise when he paid more long-form tribute to his beloved wife of 11 years in a way that honored both her work and her devotion to her husband and daughter. He accomplished that today, in an essay for Time magazine that is both moving and full of surprising revelations about a life well-lived: After recounting her tireless work for the website that made hers a familiar name in certain online circles, Oswalt recalls McNamara’s earlier days and lesser-known achievements: “Those are facts but not her entire story,” he writes. “Her life also involved social work in Belfast and Oakland, and screenwriting in Los Angeles, and teaching creative writing at Minnesota State, and motherhood and marriage and glorious, lost years on the outskirts of the early 90s Chicago music scene, where she also worked for a young Michelle Obama. “One day Michelle Obama’s husband came into the office to speak to the staff. He was impressive and funny. Another encounter, another memory in a life spent fascinated with people and relationships and the unknown. “The reaction to her passing, the people who are shocked at her senseless absence, is a testament to how she steered her life with joyous, wicked curiosity. Cops and comedians call—speechless or sending curt regards. “Her family is devastated but can’t help remember all of the times she made them laugh or comforted them, and they smile and laugh themselves. She hasn’t left a void. She’s left a blast crater.” You can read Oswalt’s entire tribute to McNamara  at Time magazine’s website now. View Slideshow: Celebrities Who Passed Away in 2016: Gone, But Not Forgotten

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Kim Kardashian Wears Necklace That Once Belonged to WHOM?!?

OJ Simpson may or may not be the biological father of Khloe Kardashian . But the connection between this suspected murderer and this very famous family is alive and strong. Kim Kardashian, for example, surprised Snapchat followers over the weekend by showing off a choker on her social media account. What made this choker so interesting? It was given to her mother, Kris Jenner , by Nicole Brown Simpson, the late estranged wife of O.J. who almost definitely died at the bloody hands of her ex-husband. “My mom’s necklace. Gift from Nicole Brown Simpson #1998” Kim captioned a close-up snapshot of the cross pendant. Brown Simpson was on Jenner’s best friends. The two families spent time together and the Kardashians were even featured in the recent TV series The People v O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story on FX. Selma Blair played the role of Kris Jenner, while a number of little girls played the roles of a young Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian. “I have these vivid memories of an amazing friendship and a life that we all had together,” Jenner told People Magazine earlier this year about Brown Simpson. The relationship between the Jenners and Kardashians has been brought back into the spotlight as a result of the aforementioned FX miniseries. “She was funny, she was beautiful and loyal and passionate and the best mom I had ever met,” Kris added a few months ago of her late pal. David Schwimmer plays the role of Robert Kardashian on the program, giving us a look at the life Kim and company’s real father led. He was a close acquaintance of O.J. until deep into the murder trial, where Robert eventually came to the realization that his friend was totally guilty. Robert and O.J. barely talked after the trial ended and Robert died from cancer years later. Kardashian, meanwhile, displayed the necklace as part of her numerous outfit changes in New York City ahead of Monday night’s Met Gala. Expect her to pull out something pretty crazy tonight for that annual fashion event. She’ll attend with Kanye West and The Hollywood Gossip will bring you every last photo. View Slideshow: 19 Times Kim Kardashian Made It Impossible to Hate Her

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