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The 88th Academy Awards of the Day

I still think MY OSCARS SO WHITE SHOOT was more interesting than the Oscars… BUT…It was the Oscars and I accidentally watched part of it, don’t blame me, we all have our weaknesses, and mine is in the form of a girl who wants me to cum on her natural tits, before she gets fake tits, and the Oscars were a great opportunity, or excuse to have me over, as to not piss off her husband… So I do what I am forced to..for the sake of science…you know to get the before and guarantee the after… Here is the highlight reel of a bunch of idiots who are overpaid for pretty much playing themselves in movies, which are no longer an art form, but a commerce, that for the last 88 years has used the Academy Awards instead of the Box Office money earned, to perpetuate the absurdity this industry full of waste….all this money spent to distract people on everything important… Million dollar pay days…are never enough…let’s drag out these idiots, pat them on the back again, and give the people who bought the award, their awards…so that we can listen to shitty fucking speeches…. It doesn’t matter, but there were sluts in dresses at the event, and all I could wonder is how many Oscars in the 88 years, have been used on the groupie sluts you can now see this generation’s version of, as dildos…I’m thinking a FUCKING lot… The Chirs Rock Monologue made me laugh once with his Pulling the Plug on Ray Charles Joke HERE …. The highlight of the night was the live tweet, revisiting twitter, a social network I used to use for a long fucking time, that went no where for me…and I discovered that the media, or other media outlets are just a bunch of fucking suck up pussies “Oh she’s so pretty, oh that joke was so funny, oh that speech was so thoughtful, oh that’s so black, gay, trans, rape culture”… What the fuck has happened to people…and here are the celebs who don’t care about the people talking about them because they are rich… There is no way young people on social media actually watch any of this shit, like who cares about anything by ourselves in this SELFIE generation…but they keep trying with a series of straight to viral video Jimmy Fallon caliber bits….very classy stuff for a high glamor trashcan industry that is dying… Most big stars weren’t there… CHARLIZE THERON who wouldn’t boycott racist anything, she’s South African, she’s built on racism. I Wonder What Her Dad Would Think If He Wasn’t Killed By her Mom… OLIVIA WILDE’s HUSBAND IS LAME AS FUCK AND HER TITS ARE SHIT… SOFIA VERGARA – TV’S ROYALTY BECUASE SITCOM NEEDS EXAGERATED SPANISH ACCENTS WITHOUT BEING DEEMED RACIST Saoirse Ronan isn’t hot…. MARGOT ROBBIE HIDING HER BABY BUMP… Olivia Munn – is a Bootleg TV Show Host…Why is she in Movies? Heidi Klum makes me think of banged out by huge black cock pussy….dressed like a Southern plantation owner daughter Rape Victim and Bullshit Performer Lady Gaga… Jennifer Lawrence is So Fucking Average and I’m Glad She Lost… Brie Larson Isn’t Hot – But I am glad she Won…since she beat Jennifer Lawrence… EX-Machina Robot….and Danish Girl Winner Alicia Coriander TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE THere’s a bunch more useless people at the parties…like Courtney Love… Christina Milian Wasn’t at the Oscars, but at Oscar Party with her tits… And Heather Graham… And Lily Collins…dressed like an Oscar… And Ashley Tisdale Face… And Kate Hudson… And Emily Ratajkowski, because I guess they let the hookers into the parties, not the main event…popping her ass on the red carpet – because she’s a hooker…Serioulsy look at her cheesy poses.. Sarah Hyland…Little Cleavage.. AND Kate Upton Tits…and armpit fat – with a pimple / mole or growth… Charlotte McKinney wasn’t going to let that happen… And for the Nipple of the Night – Diane Kruger Brought hers out.. TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE The post The 88th Academy Awards of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Stacey Dash: Most Awkward Oscars Moment EVER?

Chris Rock killed it in his opening monologue at the 2016 Academy Awards . He left the room in tears from laughter. But the host then followed up this segment by leaving the room in total and utter confusion, as he returned from commercial break to introduce the “new director of our minority outreach program.” Enter… Stacey Dash?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? The former Clueless star and controversial Fox News contributor then walked on to the stage; cackled; and said: “I cannot wait to help my people out. Happy Black History Month.” And then that was it. She exited the stage and some members of the audience clapped out of habit, while most were left befuddled. Dash, of course, made news a few weeks ago when she questioned the existence of Black History Month . She said on air that it contributed to a segregationist mindset and that, along with BET, it ought to be eliminated. So now Rock decided to give her a platform to… what… make fun of herself? Even though she made the point with the utmost seriousness and never backed off of it? And even though she didn't say anything here that was really self-deprecating in any manner? This was one of the stranger, more random and most awkward segments in awards show history. Heck, in television history. Take a look at Dash's cameo below and try to decide what the heck was going on here:

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Florida Crazies: Tampa Man Chews Off Finger Tips To Avoid Being Identified By Cops

Florida Man Bites Off Finger Tips To Avoid Arrest Florida , it never fails us when it comes to f***ery. Via DailyMail A Tampa fugitive arrested by chance in Tallmadge, Ohio, tried to bite off his fingerprints in an attempt to conceal his identity. Kirk Kelly, 24, has been wanted for four months on firearm and drug charges. Officers pulled him over along with three other people for a license plate violation last week, Fox8 reported. All four waited inside a police car while officers searched their vehicle after smelling drugs. Kelly first tried to hide who he really was by using his brother’s name. Police said they would use a portable fingerprint scanner to confirm his identity. Officers believe Kelly overheard them and chewed off the tip of his fingers to make his fingerprints impossible to read. Kirk was wanted in Florida for selling ecstasy and running guns. Kirk is going to prison. Wave bye to Kirk. Image via Tallmadge Police Dept.

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A Lil Positivity: Carlos Morales Talks About His Quadruplets Turning 1, A Year After Wife’s Tragic Death [Video]

Update On Quadruplets Whose Mother Died Following Labor Complications We still can’t forget the poor widower Carlos Morales , left to care for newborn quadruplets after the tragic death of his wife following labor complications. A year has passed and Morales gave People an update on the babies.

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BOSSIP Exclusive: Rick Ross Countersues Rapper Over “Mastermind” $2 Mill Legal Battle

Raul Caiz Says Ross Stole His Name Rick Ross fired back in his $2 million battle with an unknown musician over the name “Mastermind,” demanding the case be thrown out and then slapping the man with a counter-suit. Independent hip hop artist and producer Raul Caiz filed a federal lawsuit against Rick Ross, Def Jam Records and Universal Music Group, saying Ross was using a name he’d trademarked and had been using for 17 years to release music. Caiz said he’d had songs played on the radio, one of his tracks was featured in a movie, released tracks and recorded his music using the name “Mastermind.” He said around 2013, Ross, real name William Leonard Roberts, announced his sixth album would be entitled “Mastermind,” and shortly after the rapper began calling himself “Mastermind” in interviews, performances and other people started following suit and calling Ross by the new nickname.

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Lily Aldridge Does LUI of the Day

The photographer is David Bellemere, the magazine, is a repurposed porn magazine from france that they’ve decided to turn into a sexy and naked fashion magazine. To date, they’ve had countless top models and Rita Ora naked…. For some reason, LILY ALDRIDGE, the LA Socialite turned Band Groupie, Turned Tampon Model, Turned Victoria’s Secret model – is not naked in this shit. Maybe she’s figured out that getting naked is so basic, and leaving something to the imagination is respectable and hot… Maybe she’s not confident in her naked body, and why put it out there for free, I mean she is a Victoria’s Secret model…right… Maybe it doesn’t matter. Just another rich kid getting aheard…while you’re stuck on the treadmill hell that is your life… But why isn’t she naked in a naked magazine… The post Lily Aldridge Does LUI of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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stepGIRLS and Mig Vapor Add Some Color to #OscarsSoWhite of the Day

We partnered with MIG VAPOR to bring you our Oscar Themed Photoshoot….because the 88th Academy Awards are this weekend, because these idiots who live the dream life, need to be awarded for their work they are already overpaid for, with TROPHIES!!! A star studded, glamour filled event featuring some of the richest garbage humans in the world, in what is a huge waste of fucking money, that could be used for good not evil…perpetuating this shit… In this era, it makes no sense, we’re all narcissists and into ourselves, but they keep doing these Oscars for tradition….and because it feeds egos that can’t be fed enough. It validates them even if their team / agents / producers pay off the Oscar people as a marketing tactic. The Scandal this year was #OscarsSoWhite, pretty controversial shit, you know do you nominate a black person just for being black if the committee doesn’t feel any black people had a standout roll, and now they have no choice but to nominate women and people of color in the years to come to avoid scandal….making the integrity of their already corrupt system questionable… Well we decided to take on this media event and controversy in the news the only way we know how…y adding a black #stepGIRL into the some shots of the best picture category….because we are hilarious and amazing….all while smoking our partners in crime MIG VAPOR The Revenant: VAPES BY : MIG VAPOR The Big Short: VAPES BY : MIG VAPOR Brooklyn VAPES BY : MIG VAPOR Mad Max VAPES BY : MIG VAPOR SPOTLIGHT VAPES BY : MIG VAPOR ROOM VAPES BY : MIG VAPOR The Martian: VAPES BY : MIG VAPOR We didn’t do “Bridget of Spies” because who gives a fuck about Bridge of Spies… CREDITS – IN ORDER OF APPEARANCE: VAPES BY : MIG VAPOR stepGIRL: @Myrlande12 Special Thanks To: I’d like to thank the Hollywood Best Picture Nominees, without them, none of this would be possible. We’d also like to thank our lord Jesus…Martinez..because without him….there would be no DrunkenStepfather….and of course all the cast and crew and the people who really dedicated their lives to this project. It’s been a work in progress for 10 years and to be honored like this…is just more than we could ever dream….oh and I’d like to thank my wife for being so fat I am forced to find young hot girls to get naked for “art”…because otherwise I’d just commit suicide… The post stepGIRLS and Mig Vapor Add Some Color to #OscarsSoWhite of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ashley Benson Face of the Day

I don’t know if this is Ashley Benson or Amanda Bynes…but I’ve already gone over this Ashley Benson Character and her new found face, so I don’t need to repeat myself, even though I always fucking repeat myself, something that people get mad at me about, but the truth is, the people in the pictures aren’t doing anything different in the pictures they were in last week, and my confusion as to why they are famous and where they came from, or that a shitty show they are on could make them so fucking famous, or that girl who is this famous has been historically 15 pounds too heavy, in an era where that’s marketable, but still lazy….and now her face…her face is aging in some weird fucking way…that could be surgery, or just genetics…because what is good at 18 often times is not good at 25….and by 40 is less womanly than Bruce Jenner…hormones and aging…it happens… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Ashley Benson Face of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lea Michele and Matthew Paetz: It’s Over!

Forgive Lea Michele if she’s singing a sad tune these days. But at least the former Glee star has a very good excuse. According to People Magazine, Michele has split from Matthew Paetz. The break up took place earlier this month and it’s unclear which side initiated the split. But a source tells People that Michele is getting through this difficult period by leaning on those closest to her. ” Lea is surrounded by her friends, who have rallied around her and support her,” says an insider close to the former couple. “She’s doing fine, focusing on her work, her music and her album.” Paetz and Michele met on the set of her “On My Way” music video in April 2014. He was the actress’ first boyfriend after the trafic death of her Glee costar Cory Monteith in 2013 from a heroin overdose. View Slideshow: 11 TV Co-Stars Who Made Real-Life Babies

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Khloe Kardashian Has a Message for "Toxic People"

Khloe Kardashian is dropping truth bombs left and right these days. We’ve recently learned that Khloe likes dirty talk during sex and also that she once hid under the bed while Kris and Bruce Jenner got it on. Gross and gross er , we know. Now, in a manifesto posted to Instagram, the reality star has gone off on all the negative influences in her life. First, Khloe shared a photo of the following quote: “You never really see how toxic someone is until you breathe fresher air.” Then, without naming names or getting very specific, Khloe added in her own words: Let me remind you that we don’t need anybody’s approval to be happy in life. It’s on you to validate and accept your version of happiness. Take the control back. You choose your life. Don’t let anyone else decide for you. We are no victims to life. No prisoners. But we do become victims and prisoners to the people we choose to surround ourselves with. We tend to become content, passive and blind within our relationships. Whether it be a family member, business partner, friend or a lover. Out of comfort and possibly fear. The unknown will leave you stuck in a bad situation. Choosing comfort over your own happiness. View Slideshow: 11 Times Khloe Kardashian Taught Us The Value of Tough Love Kardashian then concluded with: Letting go is self-love. Letting go means putting yourself first instead of holding on to that negative space you don’t deserve. Nobody deserves. Removing toxic people from your life is only allowing room for a positive flow to elevate your mind, body and soul. Not everyone who started with you will finish with you. Be OK with that. ‘God Helps Those Who Help Themselves. Khloe split from James Harden several weeks ago and has been spending a lot of time with estranged husband Lamar Odom. The two do not appear to be back together, however. Who is the “toxic” person or persons Kardashian is referencing with this diatribe? Your guess is as good as ours. But Kris Jenner has shown complete support for her daughter, sharing Khloe’s entire message and including as a caption: “God helps those who help themselves.” #repost @khloekardashian #proudmama #love #choosehappiness.” View Slideshow: Khloe Kardashian Memoir: 6 Things We Learned

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