Nina Agdal is in some bikini campaign, because that is what Nina Agdal does…and as far as I’m concerned it’s just another bitch in a bikini photoshoot that looks like every other bikini photoshoot, whether her body is rocking’ or not… It’s just an era where hot body girls post bikini pics of themselves all fucking day on instagram, that girls like Nina Agdal become average and the pro shots of them because stagnant…like a swamp…that reminds me of her pussy…since Adam Levine has come in it… I am probably one of the only dudes who is bored of girls in bikinis…what’s next for me…stay tuned…but I assume it involves asshole….
I think it is one of life’s great tragedies that Courtney Stodden has under 6,000 instagram followers…whether she only started her instagram 2 weeks ago or not, it is safe to say her and her cartoon tits represent all that is good in America. You know that you can go from being a stripper who couldn’t afford a decent tit job pushing 30, to a 16 year old bride to some random client you had, who happened to be on TV, and who happened to be willing to carry you to the tabloid top….that int end resulted in the tits you ever wanted To me, she’s the queen in our monarch-free nation. Put her on our money. Make a statue in her honour…or a sex doll..which I guess already exists…and looks identical to this..this selfie making machine who needs a sex tape… I am in love, I’ve already reached out to her people to make a documentary on our first date. It will happen and it will be magical…
Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson? They are so yesterday’s news. These two actors and real-life friends received an abundance of well-deserved accolades for their performances on True Detective Season 1. But the opening eight episodes of this HBO drama wrapped on Sunday and now we’re looking ahead. Who should anchor True Detective Season 2 ? Jimmy Kimmel and Seth Rogen, of course! The stars made their case in a hilarious spoof last night, driving around, crushing cans of beer and singing Cher lyrics. Watch the skit now and come on… don’t pretend you wouldn’t watch True Detective Season 2 with this pair at the center of it: Jimmy Kimmel Parodies True Detective Where does this rank among all-time Jimmy Kimmel Live sketches? You tell us! 15 Jimmy Kimmel Live Moments That Crack Our Funny Bone Open Slideshow 1. Jimmy Kimmel Live to Pedestrians: FDR Died! Los Angeles residents are told by a Jimmy Kimmel Live reporter here that FDR just died. Watch them react accordingly. View As List 1. Jimmy Kimmel Live to Pedestrians: FDR Died! Los Angeles residents are told by a Jimmy Kimmel Live reporter here that FDR just died. Watch them react accordingly. 2. Jimmy Kimmel Mocks Justin Bieber Arrest, Tweets Jimmy Kimmel goes to town here on the Justin Bieber scandal. Watch him make fun of a few choices fan Tweets now. 3. Jimmy Kimmel Pranks John Krasinski and Emily Blunt Jimmy Kimmel pranks John Krasinski and Emily Blunt in this video. And it’s safe to say he gets them good. 4. Jimmy Kimmel China Skit The Chinese community is up in arms against Jimmy Kimmel over this “kill everyone in China” comment. 5. Jimmy Kimmel Halloween Candy Prank What an amazing prank. In this Jimmy Kimmel-inspired video, parents tell their kids that they ate all their Halloween candy. 6. Jimmy Kimmel Live – Lie Witness News (Rock the Bells 2013) Jimmy Kimmel Live takes its Lie Witness News segment to Rock the Bells 2013. Watch! 7. Jimmy Kimmel – Obamacare vs. Affordable Care Act Obamacare is just a nickname for The Affordable Care Act. But Jimmy Kimmel found that people react differently depending on what it’s called. 8. Jimmy Kimmel Mocks Kanye West Interview Jimmy Kimmel mocks an interview Kanye West gave to the BBC in this video. The rapper was none too pleased over it. 9. Jimmy Kimmel Reveals Twerking Fail Prank! Jimmy Kimmel has revealed that the Twerking fail video was a cleverly orchestrated fake. Well, well played. 10. Johnny Depp Kisses Jimmy Kimmel Johnny Depp plants a few kisses on Jimmy Kimmel during this talk show appearance. Hot stuff! 11. Jimmy Kimmel ‘Lie Witness News’ at Coachella Jimmy Kimmel and his Lie Witness News team hit up Coachella 2013. 12. Escape From Gosselin Island Jimmy Kimmel parodies Kate Gosselin’s new reality show with a fun teaser for Escape From Gosselin Island. About sums it up right there. 13. Jimmy Kimmel – Lie Detective Jimmy Kimmel decides to play Lie Detectives and entrap a bunch of (very young) student athletes. It’s hilarious and wrong. 14. Jimmy Kimmel Shows People Octomom Photos Jimmy Kimmel showed a bunch of people on the street photos of Octomom’s porn shoot. Their reactions are hilarious … for us. 15. Jimmy Kimmel Parodies True Detective Jimmy Kimmel and Seth Rogen make their case her to star in True Detective Season 2. They have our vote!
Does he have a point? Ben Carson Says Gay People Don’t Get Extra Rights Via HufPo reports: Conservative Ben Carson let loose on gay marriage during his Saturday CPAC speech, reinforcing his belief in traditional practices. “As you know, I am not a fan of political correctness,” Carson told onlookers, drawing cheers. “I still believe that marriage is between a man and a woman.” Carson went on to add that the political world is full of “ideologues” and the only people that can stop them are the American people. While he believes gay people are entitled to their rights, Carson drew the line at “extra rights” that alter the institution of marriage. “Of course gay people should have the same rights as everyone else, but they don’t get extra rights,” Carson said. “They don’t get to redefine marriage.” Back in April 2013, Carson stepped down as commencement speaker for Johns Hopkins University’s School of Medicine after making some gay marriage comments that sparked outrage from students and faculty. “It’s a well-established, fundamental pillar of society, and no group, be they gays, be they NAMBLA, be they people who believe in bestiality — it doesn’t matter what they are — they don’t get to change the definition,” he said in a Fox News appearance at the time. Discuss…
Jessica Alba is perpetuating the evil kill the bush movement…with her mom blogger ad campaign that is designed to speak to wive’s everywhere, because that is her audience, who should, like all girls, not be shaving their pussies, but rather have more excuse not to shave their pussies, because the cost of having their man, who is conditioned by the bald pussy thanks to porn movement, leave them is too high… It’s like half of everything I own to fuck this bald pussy, all because big corporations created an insecurity for women, a fake want for men and a billion dollar industry, killing the bush in the process thanks to laser, when bush is one of the most erotic accessories a pussy can have besides an asshole.. So I guess Alba really is evil…and perpetuating negative body image for girls everywhere, by helping women feel objectified, with unrealistic media produced demands like hair removal… But she got paid over 100k for this people, so it is totally worth it… Devil woman.
The Betrayal Issue from Jacques Magazine on Vimeo . In case you don’t read this site, or have no clue what’s up…You probably don’t know that the best thing in life is what I call fashion erotica. You see, I hate porn and I fucking love bushes, and I’ve been promoting this kind of lifestyle for a long fucking time, because it’s fantastic to look at. You know that’s what erotica is meant to be, not throat fucking, ass raping, ugly dudes fucking beat up looking girls with shitty fake tits and bad make-up, it’s supposed to be about fantasy, about good looking people, about real fucking life… So I like to keep track of the people who are producing the best in fashion porn, or in this case fashion softcore porn, that bring models, and real girls, together in amazing settings…naked…and it’s a huge turn on doing a modern take on the porn mags of yesteryear, before the 80s and 90s destroyed them… The magazine is called JACQUES …the new issue is available to buy…and I support everything they are doing…with my masturbation….
Actor Philip Seymour Hoffman’s death on Super Bowl Sunday has officially been ruled “accidental” by the Office of Chief Medical Examiner in New York. The office said that an “acute mixed drug intoxication including heroin, cocaine, benzodiazepines and amphetamines” was the Oscar-winning thespian’s undoing. 21 Shocking Celebrity Deaths Open Slideshow 1. Philip Seymour Hoffman Philip Seymour Hoffman passed away at the age of 46. He was found with a needle in his arm and had a history of drug abuse. View As List 1. Philip Seymour Hoffman Philip Seymour Hoffman passed away at the age of 46. He was found with a needle in his arm and had a history of drug abuse. 2. Cory Monteith Cory Monteith was 27 years old when he passed away. He overdosed on drugs during a night of partying in Vancouver. 3. Heath Ledger Heath Ledger left us with one final, amazing performance. He earned an Oscar for his work as The Joker. 4. Paul Walker Paul Walker died in a car accident on November 30, 2013. He left behind a daughter and a burgeoning film career. 5. Gia Allemand Gia Allemand was only 29 when she died. The former Bachelor contestant took her own life. 6. James Gandolfini James Gandolfini will always be remembered as Tony Soprano. He died of a heart attack at the age of 51. 7. Amy Winehouse Amy Winehouse lived a hard life. She died of a drug overdose on July 23, 2011. 8. Gary Coleman Rest in peace, Gary Coleman. The sitcom star left this world at the age from an intercranial hemorrhage. 9. Corey Haim We lost Corey Haim to a reported drug overdose in March 2010. He is remembered for a number of roles, such as Lost Boys. 10. Brittany Murphy Brittany Murphy poses here at the 2009 Video Music Awards. She passed away at the age of 32. 11. Michael Jackson Celebrity death don’t hit the world harder than that of Michael Jackson. He was 50 years old when he passed away. 12. Tupac Shakur Tupac Shakur poses here with his mother. The rapper was gunned down at the age of 25. 13. Aaliyah The music world lost Aaliyah in 2001. She died in a plane crash. 14. Tim Russert Tim Russert was as respected as it gets in the world of journalism. He died in 2008. 15. Lisa “Left Eye” Lopes Lisa “Left Eye” Lopes was a key part of TLC. She was killed in a car accident. 16. Whitney Houston Whitney Houston passed away the night before the Grammys. She overdosed in a hotel bathtub. 17. Princess Diana Princess Diana was taken from us in 1997. The iconic figure died in a car crash. 18. Kurt Cobain Rest in peace, Kurt Cobain. The rocker committed suicide in 1997. 19. Anna Nicole Smith Anna Nicole Smith died at the young age of 39. She lived a very troubled life. 20. Biggie Smalls Biggie Smalls got caught up in the East Coast/West Coast rap war. He was killed in 1997. 21. Natasha Richardson Natasha Richardson was married to Liam Neeson at the time of her death. She passed away from a skiing accident. Hoffman, 46, was found unconscious in his Manhattan apartment at 11:15 a.m. on Feb. 2 by friend and screenwriter David Bar Katz, who called 911. Unresponsive following his apparently massive overdose of heroin, he could not be revived. Police called Philip Seymour Hoffman dead at the scene. He was expected to pick up his kids that day but didn’t show up. He and his estranged, longtime partner Mimi O’Donnell had three young children together. Police found nearly 50 envelopes branded “Ace of Spades” filled with what they believe was heroin in the NYC apartment, two law enforcement sources said. Used syringes, prescription drugs and empty bags that authorities suspect were used to hold heroin also were found in the apartment where Hoffman, 46, died. Robert Vineberg, a 57-year-old musician, was among four people arrested in Manhattan in connection with the case in the days after Hoffman’s death. Prosecutors said Vineberg, who was arrested on a felony charge, had 50 small bags of heroin as well as packaging paraphernalia in his apartment during a raid. Vineberg was found to have the actor’s phone number stored in his cell phone and is believed to be connected to the deadly heroin strain that killed Hoffman. Philip Seymour Hoffman Photos: Through the Years Open Slideshow 1. Philip Seymour Hoffman Rolling Stone Cover Philip Seymour Hoffman on the cover of Rolling Stone. R.I.P. View As List 1. Philip Seymour Hoffman Rolling Stone Cover Philip Seymour Hoffman on the cover of Rolling Stone. R.I.P. 2. Remembering Philip Seymour Hoffman Philip Seymour Hoffman was an American actor famous for both his stage and screen roles. He was found dead in his Manhattan apartment at 46 years old. 3. Philip Seymour Hoffman: Capote Philip Seymour Hoffman in Capote, the role that won him an Academy Award in 2005. 4. Young Philip Seymour Hoffman Philip Seymour Hoffman has passed away. The late actor was one of the best in the business. 5. Philip Seymour Hoffman in The Master Philip Seymour Hoffman in The Master, one of the late actor’s many acclaimed filmed. 6. Philip Seymour Hoffman in Doubt Philip Seymour Hoffman in Doubt. The man was an absolute master as an actor and will be forever missed. 7. Philip Seymour Hoffman in Charlie Wilson’s War Philip Seymour Hoffman in Charlie Wilson’s War. This man could get into character like no other. 8. Philip Seymour Hoffman in Catching Fire Philip Seymour Hoffman in The Hunger Games: Catching Fire, one of his many memorable roles and one of his most recent. 9. Philip Seymour Hoffman in Almost Famous Philip Seymour Hoffman in Almost Famous, one of the star’s many classic roles. 10. Eerie Philip Seymour Hoffman Photo One of the last photos of Philip Seymour Hoffman. He posed for this in the months before his death. 11. Philip Seymour Hoffman at Work Philip Seymour Hoffman was one of the best actors of his, or any, time. R.I.P. 12. Philip Seymour Hoffman at Catching Fire Premiere Philip Seymour Hoffman plays a key role in Catching Fire. And he poses here at the Los Angeles premiere of the film. 13. Philip Seymour Hoffman Photo Welcome to Catching Fire, Philip Seymour Hoffman. This Oscar nominee will give The Hunger Games sequel a great deal of credibility. 14. Philip Seymour Hoffman Pic Philip Seymour Hoffman is one of the best actors alive. He’s been nominated for Oscars and Tonys. 15. Philip Seymour Hoffman on the Street Philip Seymour Hoffman will be missed. The actor was one of the all-time greats. 16. Philip Seymour Hoffman in Boogie Nights A photo of Philip Seymour Hoffman in Boogie Nights, one of his many memorable roles. 17. Philip Seymour Hoffman (R.I.P.) Philip Seymour Hoffman’s death has left a huge void in the movie world. His tremendous talent will be forever missed. 18. R.I.P. Philip Seymour Hoffman Philip Seymour Hoffman has passed away. The late actor was just 46 years old. 19. Philip Seymour Hoffman Photograph It doesn’t get much more talented than Philip Seymour Hoffman. This is one of the best actors of our generation. Hoffman, who was nominated for Academy Awards four times, won the Oscar for best actor in 2006 for his portrayal of writer Truman Capote in Capote . He also earned Academy Award nominations for roles in Charlie Wilson’s War, Doubt , and The Master , three of his many memorable screen performances. R.I.P.
Drake probably should have kept his mouth shut..cause now his gwap is fawked up. Drake’s Rolling Stone Tantrum Gets Him Dropped From P.R. Firm That whole “Philip Seymour Hoffman took my cover” thing really bit him in the azz. According to Hollywood Reporter: Two weeks after Drake slammed Rolling Stone for swapping out his planned cover story for a Philip Seymour Hoffman memoriam, the rapper and PR firm ID-PR have parted ways, Billboard has confirmed. Drake had been working with ID for the past year to handle publicity for third album Nothing Was the Same, as well as his current Would You Like a Tour?, which wraps March 26 with three dates at London’s O2 Arena. According to a source, ID initiated the split soon after the Rolling Stone debacle. The magazine feature, which ID helped arrange, prompted a series of tweets that have since been deleted in which Drake clarified his comments regarding Kanye West’s Yeezus, saying that they were shared off-the-record, and that he was “disgusted” that the magazine ran with the Hoffman cover instead of his. “I’m disgusted with that. RIP to Phillip Seymour Hoffman. All respect due. But the press is evil.” In the only tweet that’s still active, Drake added, “I’m done doing interviews for magazines. I just want to give my music to the people. That’s the only way my message gets across accurately.” On Feb. 14, the five-year anniversary of the day his So Far Gone EP debuted online, Drake issued a more detailed account of his thoughts on the cover to his official OVO blog. “Today I was forced out of my character and felt the need to react swiftly,” he wrote. “These days are the worst ones. Waking up after a great night in the studio and it’s your day to be picked apart. After dwelling on it for a few hours or days, you will come to the conclusion that you brought it on yourself almost every time.” In a statement to Billboard, ID said, “Drake is an incredibly talented artist and we’re proud of our results for Nothing Was the Same and Would You Like a Tour? We wish him the best.” We would say he must be pissed, but Drake is probably too busy chasing after Rihanna to care.
Kelly Blazek, a Cleveland-based PR executive and authority on local communications jobs listings, was undone by the same thing that built her up: Social media. With her ego boosted by the position she cultivated via LinkedIn and other networks, she soon became an Internet villain at the hands of someone she shunned. The irony. Blazek, for a little more back story, produced and distributed a popular email that culled job openings from online job sites and from her own contacts. She worked for 10 years building her contacts and selecting the list of people who receive the email, limiting recipients largely to those with experience. Blazek also promoted herself and the email list on social media networking sites, such as LinkedIn, where she was connected to nearly 1,000 people she knows. She’s good at what she does, and she knows it. Eventually, that inflated sense of self-importance would come back to bite her as she bought into her own hype more than and service she was providing. She bragged in speeches that she had 7,300 people on her list, building a reputation so revered that many young people felt they HAD to reach out to her. But when many newbies asked for help, she turned them down. That wasn’t the problem or newsworthy … it was the brutal way Blazek rejected them. Blazek got noticed on the web after sending a nasty response to Diana Mekota, a John Carroll University graduate moving back to the Cleveland area. Mekota asked if she could join Blazek’s LinkedIn network and receive the job listings email she held so dear. Here’s how Blazek responded in an email: 13 Idiots Who Got Fired Because of Social Media Open Slideshow 1. @CarlyCrunkBear Her handle says it all. Carly “@CarlyCrunkBear” McKinney, a 10th grade math teacher, posted images like this on Twitter. Her employers were not happy and placed her on administrative leave. Her students thought she was pretty cool, and protested to get her back. She was fired in the end. View As List 1. @CarlyCrunkBear Her handle says it all. Carly “@CarlyCrunkBear” McKinney, a 10th grade math teacher, posted images like this on Twitter. Her employers were not happy and placed her on administrative leave. Her students thought she was pretty cool, and protested to get her back. She was fired in the end. 2. Taco Bell Guy And you thought the Taco Bell breakfast menu was gross! Moral of this story: If you’re gonna lick the shells, keep it to yourself. 3. Wendy’s Frosty Guy Ditto eating straight outta the Frosty machine … though we can understand being tempted to attempt this. 4. Miners Doing the Harlem Shake Doing the Harlem Shake on the job got these mine workers fired … dancing out of their mine, you could say. Sorry. 5. Gilbert Gottfried Gilbert Gottfried was canned as the voice of the AFLAC duck after Tweeting a series of jokes regarding the Japanese tsunami. 6. Justine Sacco Justine Sacco was axed from her PR job in 2013 for racist Tweets she fired off about AIDS during a trip to Africa. 7. Bitter Barista We can’t imagine why a Seattle coffee company axed this apparent Bitter Barista over his blog by that name. 8. The Applebee’s Waitress Who Posted This The Applebee’s waitress who was stiffed by a pastor via this receipt and posted it on Reddit actually got fired for sharing it. 9. Dayna Morales Waitress Dayna Morales posted a receipt she allegedly received from a couple chastising her for her gay lifestyle … only she made the whole thing up! 10. This DTE Energy Company Worker Some rants are better off in your head than on your Facebook page. 11. Caitlin Davis Former Patriots cheerleader Caitlin Davis was released after Facebook photos showed the Sharpie-packing pompom queen posing over a passed-out pal with naughty words, pictures and two swastikas all over him. The words “penis†and “I’m a Jew” were visible. Classy. 12. An Unimpressed Palace Guard A Buckingham Palace guard Tweeted this about Kate Middleton: “hur and william drove past me on friday n all a got was a shitty wave while she looked the opposite way from me, stupid stuck up cow am a not good enough for them! posh bitch am totally with u on this 1 who reely gives a f*** about hur!” He got the pink slip. 13. Olivia Sprauer Olivia Sprauer taught English at Martin County High School in Florida and modeled on the side under the name Victoria Valentine James. Her school didn’t think that side job was as cool as her male students did. “We have never met. We have never worked together. You are quite young and green on how business connections work with senior professionals.” “Apparently you have heard that I produce a Job Bank, and decided it would be stunningly helpful for your career prospects if I shared my 960+ LinkedIn connections with you.” To “a total stranger who has nothing to offer me”? Not happening. “Your invite to connect is inappropriate, beneficial only to you, and tacky,” the email continued. “Wow, I cannot wait to let every 25-year-old jobseeker mine my top-tier marketing connections to help them land a job. Love the sense of entitlement in your generation.” “And therefore I enjoy denying your invite, and giving you the dreaded ‘I Don’t Know’ [scribbled-out name] because it’s the truth,” she added, pouring it on. “Oh, and about your request to actually receive my Job Bank along with the 7,300 other subscribers? That’s denied, too. I suggest you join the other Job Bank in town.” “Oh wait – there isn’t one.” In response, Mekota did what many millennials do: She turned to the Internet for catharsis, posting Blazek’s response on reddit, imgur and on Facebook. The rest is history. The letter went viral, of course, because people can relate to the plight of Mekota and others like her, and Blazek’s email is so absurd it had to be shared. People on Reddit rally behind those like Mekota who get kicked when they’re down, and revel in the change to expose the Blazeks who have lost touch with reality. To her credit, she got the message, issuing an apology Tuesday that is contrite and pitch perfect. The most telling line of a seemingly sincere mea culpa: “In my harsh reply notes, I lost my perspective about how to help, and I also lost sight of kindness, which is why I started the Job Bank listings in the first place.” Lesson learned?
Ted Nugent Says President Obama Also Called Black People Mongrels Babbling bigot Ted Nugent is now attempting to justify calling President Obama a “subuman mongrel” by using the President’s own words from a 2010 interview on ‘The View’ against him. via Media Matters In a disingenuous effort to deflect the firestorm that has engulfed him for calling President Obama a “subhuman mongrel,” Ted Nugent is dishonestly claiming that President Obama previously said the same thing. Nugent’s comments were criticized from politicians of both parties and the media after he appeared at two campaign rallies for Texas gubernatorial candidate Greg Abbott last week. The National Rifle Association board member and Outdoor Channel spokesman offered an insincere apology on February 21 for the racist remark, but two days later began demanding apologies of his own on Twitter after discovering that “Obama called blacks mongrels on the View.” He will likely offer a similar argument when he appears on tonight’s edition of CNN’s Erin Burnett OutFront. But words in different contexts can have different connotations. Nugent’s comments are in no way comparable to Obama’s. During a July 2010 discussion of race relations on The View, Obama was asked why he identifies as African-American rather than biracial given that his mother was white. Obama replied that because “the world saw me as African-American,” he embraced that. He added that because many who identify as African-American have some white ancestry, “we are sort of a mongrel people.” He concluded that he is “less interested in how we label ourselves, and more interested in how we treat each other.” By contrast, during his January 2014 interview, Nugent attacked Obama as a “Chicago communist raised communist educated communist nurtured subhuman mongrel” and an “ACORN community organizer gangster” who should be imprisoned for treason.
