Cristina Tosio is a Spanish Model…and in being Spanish…she would probably cut off your dick if you were her boyfriend and she assumed you were cheating on her with the waitress that served you at the restaurant who you stared at for a few seconds longer than you should have….You see Spanish girls are passionate like that…making them pretty intense fucks…if you’re willing to risk losing your penis for them…which luckily, every time I fuck, I am…that is the foundation of me not using condoms…I’m like “Whatever, let’s get this done”…I mean it’s not like AIDS is a death sentence, and if I haven’t got herpes yet, after all the gutter pussy I’ve been inside, statistically, I probably never will….not that my penis has anything to do with this Cristina chick, but it may if I stare at these bikini pics much longer.
So it turns out that Nina Dobrev fans do not like when you suggest her and her brother fucked while they were in Paradise together… Because they don’t view fucking a sibling as if it is masturbation, you know keeping it in the family, cuz we are one…even though so many brother and sisters fuck, especially during puberty, they just don’t talk about it, because society would shun them… Nina Dobrev’s People went nuts on me for this Tweet… It almost hurt my feelings…but I have no feelings…and even if I did, these insignificant things wouldn’t affect them…but it was kinda funny…for a couple minutes while I was taking a shit…and actually using twitter to distract me from the loneliness that comes with taking shits.
Drake was denied entry to the Miami Heat locker room yesterday evening in amusing fashion, but made up for the slight later by partying with the team. The Heat finished off the visiting San Antonio Spurs in Game 7 Thursday, then polished off MANY bottles of champagne late into the South Beach night. LeBron James, Dwyane Wade and company hit Story nightclub in Miami, partying until 5:30 this morning with Pat Riley, Gabrielle Union and yes, Drake : Drake Parties With LeBron Miami Heat Drake is famously tight with LeBron James, as the above clip shows, but even that wasn’t enough to get him into the locker room right after the win. Arena security negged the rapper as he attempted to come congratulate his boys, telling him “This is media, pure media.” Drake’s reply? “I am media.” LOL. Watch the clip after the jump: Drake Denied Entry to Heat Locker Room
Britney Spears is a fan of Miley Cyrus Twerking. So much so that she asked for lessons in that booty-shaking department after seeing the action in Miley Cyrus’ “We Can’t Stop” music video this week! Britney Tweeted at Miley: “Loving your new video for #WeCantStop @MileyCyrus! Maybe you can teach me how to twerk sometime LOL 😉 xo” Miley’s apparently game, replying: “We could twerk it out in exchange for u teaching me da moves 2 “slave for you” (I’ve been practicing for the past 10 years).” Please, please let there be cameras rolling for that get-together. From every conceivable angle. That must be documented and preserved for all time. Spears, who Tweeted her love for “We Can’t Stop” even before there was a video featuring Miley Cyrus Twerking , is no slouch in that area herself. Follow the jump to see what we mean …
The sudden firing of Selma Blair from Charlie Sheen‘s Anger Management has prompted a lot of speculation regarding why she was shown the door. Rumors indicated that Blair complained to colleagues behind Sheen’s back about his work ethic, but a new report says it was more complicated than that. According to Radar , Blair’s complaints about Charlie were to someone outside of the show, and a chain of gossip brought the information back to Sheen. That led to Charlie getting Selma Blair fired , a decision made in part because he was “incredibly attracted” to his co-star, which made him feel betrayed. “He loved her,” a source familiar with their relationship said. “They grew very close. When it came time to cast for his new show he wanted her.” “He was crazy about her. Call it lust at the very least .” “As the show began Sheen was still highly attracted to Selma. Call it flirtatious or whatever you want, but his feelings were obvious. He thought there was chemistry.” But Sheen and Blair had mutual friends and one of those friends sabotaged her with him, after she allegedly talked smack, leading to his outburst. “Charlie has reverted to his usual behavior on the set,” the source revealed. “He is late, sometimes he is hours late. The whole cast is bothered by it.” “There have even been times when he sits in the car for approximately an hour outside of the studio making everyone wait, just because he can.” Blair was upset and so were other people on the show, but, the source insists, she did NOT complain to execs or anyone associated with the show. “You don’t talk behind someone’s back when you work with them. With Charlie if you have an issue, you go directly to him,” the source said. Blair, however, complained about the star to a close friend and divulged details of his behavior, which got back to him, and Charlie Sheen was enraged . “Charlie was furious when it got back to him,” the source said. “It didn’t happen all at once. When he first heard about it, things changed on the show.” “Suddenly his character was no longer sleeping with her character.” Call it art imitating life.
Jenny McCarthy is whoring out her big fake tits to promote some Carl’s Jr healthy choice, that is probably not healthy at all, because it is a fast food chain that is behind so many heart attacks, and I am pretty sure this Salad, despite seeming healthy, is probably thousands of calories of GMOed food… I like that dude says “We’ve been a fan of Jenny’s since the 90s”…which is coincidentally the last time she was relevant…and not 100 fucking years old… Seeing her trying to have sex with a salad like it was a cock and she was looking for more autistic semen…is interesting…but She irritates me when she does her funny, male accessible, clowning shit, like the kind of girl who burps and farts, and is loud and annoying, but has sex appeal when gagged and tied up in the basement on sedatives….like she’s always been, because I don’t mind her big stupid fake tits, even 2 decades later, cuz I’m easy like that and apparently Jenny McCarthy will do anything, if you tell her you want her to pretend she’s still a hot Playboy sex symbol…I feel like she didn’t even get paid for this…it was just “you think I still got it, let me in”…or maybe her people contacted their people and begged for this…either way, it happened!
You can’t be serious …. Serena Williams Blames Steubenville Victim For Sexual Assault The latest entry is a Rolling Stone profile, which comes on the heels of John Jeremiah Sullivan’s Times Magazine cover story last August and a new documentary on Serena Williams ‘ tennis life with her big sis. The tennis star was visited in Florida three months ago, and she gave him, well, a few pungent quotes. Via DeadSpin reports: Here, for instance, is Serena with an unfortunate “she wore the dress” take on Steubenville: We watch the news for a while, and the infamous Steubenville rape case flashes on the TV—two high school football players raped a 16-year-old, while other students watched and texted details of the crime. Serena just shakes her head. “Do you think it was fair, what they got? They did something stupid, but I don’t know. I’m not blaming the girl, but if you’re a 16-year-old and you’re drunk like that, your parents should teach you—don’t take drinks from other people. She’s 16, why was she that drunk where she doesn’t remember? It could have been much worse. She’s lucky. Obviously I don’t know, maybe she wasn’t a virgin, but she shouldn’t have put herself in that position, unless they slipped her something, then that’s different.” A 16 year-old girl raped repeatedly while drunk = “lucky” A top-5 tennis player in love with someone Serena dislikes = also “lucky” One lesson: Don’t be lucky.
This is pure comedy! Fawk Twitter, Facebook , MySpace and Instagram — our new favorite website is an “anti” social media network that helps you steer clear of bugaboos. Via NYDailyNews reports : A new “antisocial media” website aims to keep users as far away from their friends as possible. “Hell is Other People” uses Foursquare to pinpoint pals’ check-ins on a map, then calculates “optimally distanced locations” where you’ll be able to dodge them. “I actually really hate social media,” said creator Scott Garner, who tests the safe zones in a video about the project. “I had to sign up for a social media site to talk to people to get them to be my friends on that site, so I could avoid them.” Garner’s new site — more of a social experiment than an actual business venture — could come in handy for introverts seeking downtime or anyone who simply needs a social media break. But there’s a catch: The project works only if friends frequently check into Foursquare. See but who wants to “friend” people they don’t like? SMH. This technology is faulty already. Heart On Your Sleeve from Scott Garner on Vimeo . Continue reading →
Now this is why I love Rihanna . Because not only does she provide her fans with a steady stream of bikini Instagrams , here she is giving us a front-row look at her killer booty during her performance at Twickenham Stadium, wherever the hell that is. Either way, she really knows how to give the people what they want. I just wish more young female performers would follow her lead. So take note, Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez . This is what a real superstar looks like. » view all 24 photos Related Articles: Rihanna Topless In Vogue Rihanna’s Got Milk Rihanna’s Booty Slip Video Rihanna Ruins An Upskirt Moment Photos: WENN.com
Robert Zimmerman, Sr.: Blacks Are The True Racists George Zimmerman’s father thought it was a great idea to release a little e-book giving his opinions on the Trayvon Martin shooting death case against his son….and it isn’t pretty…. According to Think Progress: As the murder trial for George Zimmerman begins, his father has released an emotional and highly unusual e-book, publicly opining on all aspects of the case. The book by Robert Zimmerman Sr., called “Florida v. Zimmerman: Uncovering the Malicious Prosecution of my Son, George” was released today on Amazon for $3.99. The most striking chapter is called “Who Are The True Racists,” an apparent effort to rebut claims that his son’s actions were racially motivated. Previously, Zimmerman Sr. “believed generally racism was a thing of the past.” He says that, personally, he hadn’t encountered much racism, even though his wife is Hispanic. But after his son shot and killed Trayvon Martin, however, Zimmerman learned that racism is “flourishing at the insistence of some in the African American Community.” He then goes on to list various black leaders and organizations that he believes are racist: Congressional Black Caucus. “[A] pathetic, self-serving group of racists… advancing their purely racist agenda.” He later adds that “all members of Congress should be ashamed of the Congressional Black Caucus, as should be their constituents.” And finally: “They are truly a disgrace to all Americans.” The NAACP. “[S]imply promotes racism and hatred for their own, primarily finical, interests” and “without prejudice and racial divide, the NAACP would simply cease to exist.” NAACP President Benjamin Jealous. “[W]hat I would expect of a racist.” Trayvon Martin’s funeral director. A “racial activist and former head of the local NAACP.” Benjamin Crump, Natialie Jackson and Darrly Parks, attorneys for Travyon Martin’s family. “The scheme team.” The National Basketball Players Association. Black Chamber of Commerce. National Association of Black Law Enforcement Officers. National Black United Fund. United Negro College Fund. While stopping short of explicitly calling President Obama a racist, Zimmerman Sr. does say that Obama and Attorney General Eric Holder have “shamelessly” sought to exploit his son’s case “to obtain great advantage in the African-American community.” Zimmerman Sr. says that because of Holder’s decision to investigate whether Trayvon Martin’s death violated federal civil rights laws, the FBI did not have “adequate resources to investigate clearly identified potential terrorist [sic] in the Boston area.” Now, “tragically, we have suffered the consequences of Mr. Holder’s politically motivated decisions.” Really, guy??? Your son killed an innocent young man and this is your reaction to the people trying to get justice from his death?? Ho. Sit. Down! ABC News
