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From Tyrion Lannister’s wobbly fate to Daenerys Targaryen’s newborn dragons, the MTV News team runs down their hopes and fears By Josh Wigler Natalie Dormer as Margaery Tyrell in “Game of Thrones” Photo: HBO “Game of Thrones” fans have a lot to be excited about. A brand-new 10-episode season is set to premiere Sunday night, bringing viewers back to the wicked world of Westeros for the first time since poor Ned lost his head in the spring of 2011. With the series’ de facto protagonist dead and gone, it’s time for other characters to step up and fill the void — such as the heroic Robb Stark , the villainous Joffrey Baratheon , and even the morally ambiguous Tyrion Lannister . As “Thrones” moves further along in author George R.R. Martin’s original “Song of Ice and Fire” timeline, fans can expect more and more cheers, jeers and flat-out dumbfounding shocks all season long. All of which is to say that, yes, many “Thrones” fans are hopeful about the new season … but there are also legitimate concerns to consider. If the series is willing to behead its central character with a full episode to go before the first season finale, who knows what could happen next to the most beloved of characters? For your reading pleasure, the MTV News team’s most devoted “Thrones” fans joined together to share their hopes and fears for the coming season. Read on to see if you share their joys and concerns. Small People, Big World Starting with the biggest highlight of “Game of Thrones” — Emmy winner Peter Dinklage’s turn as Tyrion Lannister, naturally — our resident Westeros worshipers are all very excited to see not just Tyrion’s next adventure, but also the bastard Jon Snow’s travels north of the wall. “Jon Snow’s plotline picks up after a boring first season on the Wall. He finally travels north into the Haunted Forest, and he’ll definitely encounter some pretty nasty things,” said producer Stacey Sommer. “As for Tyrion, he’ll certainly have his hands full with a crumbling King’s Landing this season, and I’m looking forward to seeing more of Peter Dinklage on the small screen.” Hands Off Our Imp Speaking of Dinklage, everyone with even the faintest appreciation for “Thrones” can agree that the show would not be the same without Tyrion in tow. But we probably could have said the same thing about Sean Bean’s Ned Stark before season one reached its end, couldn’t we? To that end, our team was in complete agreement with a Chris Crocker-inspired plea: Leave our Imp alone! “If the first season of ‘Game of Thrones’ taught us anything, it’s that no one is safe — no matter how beloved or seemingly significant their character is,” said Amy Wilkinson, editor of Hollywood Crush. “So please, please be careful, Tyrion Lannister. We can’t do without your witty one-liners.” Off With Joff’s Head Turnabout is fair play, they say. With that in mind, there’s one character that everyone wants to see dead before much longer. “All I want from my ‘Game of Thrones’ season two is for Joffrey Baratheon to die a miserable, painful and gruesome death,” staff writer Kara Warner offered. “I’ve never wished for a fictional character’s demise more than Joffrey, except for maybe Viserys. God, those two are awful.” “Is it too much to ask for Joffrey Baratheon’s head on a stick?” agreed Amy. “But seriously, vengeance for Eddard Stark’s brutal beheading needs to be swift and savage and preferably at the hands of Robb Stark. Or, even better, young sister Sansa.” MTV News producer Ade Mangum chimed in: “I would enjoy a spoiler alert with news that Joffery won’t be around much longer. I don’t doubt that the directors of ‘Thrones’ told [actor Jack Gleeson] to channel Draco Malfoy, and maybe even my bratty little sister.” Creedence Blackwater Revival You’ll find no spoilers regarding Joffrey’s ultimate fate here, Ade, but at least this much is true: War is coming. There’s one particularly epic battle coming up called the Battle of Blackwater, and while it’s easily a highlight in the books “Thrones” is based upon, our team is concerned that the scene won’t be nearly as epic on the small screen. “My one nagging fear is that the Battle of Blackwater is not going to be as epic and awesome — and Tyrion-centric — as it was in the book,” said MTV Movies Blog contributing writer Terri Schwartz. Stacey echoed those fears: “The entire season leads up to this moment, so it would be a shame if they shortchanged the action. I would love to see an entire episode dedicated to just the battle! ” (Psst: Considering that the season’s ninth episode is titled “Blackwater” and is written by “Ice and Fire” author George R.R. Martin, you just might get your wish, Stacey.) Fire And Blood Finally, going into season two, there’s one particular cliffhanger that everyone’s excited to see more of: wandering queen and khaleesi Daenerys Targaryen’s newborn dragons. The return of dragons for the first time in centuries is a major plot point in the continuing tale of “Thrones” — a risky proposition not just for viewers who’ve become accustomed to the relatively low-level fantasy world of Westeros, but for creators pinning so much importance on a trio of computer-generated characters. “I think my biggest fear of all is that the dragons are going to look terrible,” Ade said. “I just hope the CGI team is working overtime on season two.” If I can break down the fourth wall for a moment: I’ve seen the first four episodes of season two, and they’re glorious, dragons and all. Dany devotees, if no one else, have nothing to be concerned about in the dragon department. What are your biggest hopes and fears going into “Game of Thrones” season two? Let me know in the comments section or hit me up on Twitter @roundhoward ! Related Videos Talk Nerdy Related Photos ‘Game Of Thrones’ Season Two
Did Rick Santorum almost call President Obama the n-word? Multiple news outlets are featuring a video of the Republican President candidate speaking to a crowd in Wisconsin this week (below), where he said: “We know the candidate Barack Obama, what he was like – the anti-war government …” He then starts to say a word starting with “n-” or “ni-“. He continues, “America was a source for division around the world, that what we were doing was wrong.” Did he almost drop the n-word? Listen: Rick Santorum N-Word Obama Line Santorum’s team, of course, insists this is BS : “Give me a break. That’s unbelievable. What does it say about those that are running with this story that that’s where their mind goes. You know, I’m not going to dignify that with [a response].” The n-word, one hopes, is never in anyone’s thoughts, even subconsciously. The debates showed time and again that Rick Santorum, when frustrated, rapidly loses eloquence and becomes tongue-tied, stuttering slightly. Could that be all this is? On the flip side … what other ni-word was that supposed to be? You tell us: Was Santorum about to drop the n-bomb?
It doesn’t sound like Heejun Han will be pulling an Erika Van Pelt. The season 11 finalist was eliminated from American Idol last night, but while Van Pelt has expressed disdain for the judges’ decision NOT to save her – saying in an interview that she feels shafted – Han spoke to reporters this morning and sounded at peace with the process. “It was way too early to use their card,” he said of the single veto permitted by the panel of three. “I’m pretty sure they’re saving it for some other people. It was fair and square.” Heejun Han – “A Song For You” Han also said that performing “My Life” was his favorite moment during the run, even if Steven Tyler wasn’t a fan of the comical rendition. “We had our different perspectives,” he said of his mini clash with the rocker. “I was trying to give a fun time to America because I thought it would be entertaining and fun. Maybe he took it wrong, but I can’t please everyone.” What does Han see next for himself? Randy Jackson joked he should star in his own sitcom, an idea Heejan is running with: “It should be an Asian guy who’s trying to go out with really pretty blonde girl. [Laughs.] Of course, I’m not going to be picky about anything. I really want to make something out of this.” And what advice does he have for future hopefuls? “It’s The Hunger Games , but it’s not killing each other. Why do you always have to be so serious when only one person is going to survive? You might as well have fun and have a thick skin and stay true to yourself.”
Rapper opens up about Angola incident for the first time on today’s ‘RapFix Live’ at 4 p.m. ET on MTV.com. By Rob Markman, with reporting by Sway Calloway Nas on “RapFix Live” Photo: MTV News Musically, Nas has given so much of himself during the course of his 18-year rap career. But in the media, the Queensbridge MC is usually reserved and soft-spoken. Still, it was hard for God’s Son to hold back when he was accused of skipping out on a New Year’s show in Africa, which led an American concert promoter and his son to be kidnapped. On today’s (March 28) “RapFix Live,” Nas finally gives his side of the story. “I didn’t want to touch on it because it seemed like he was in grave danger out there,” Nas said Tuesday during the interview, which will stream on MTV.com today at 4 p.m. ET. The promoter returned home safely to New Jersey on February 19. TMZ broke the story January 3 and reported that Patrick Allocco and his son, whom he works with, were kidnapped by local Africa promoter Henrique “Riquhino” Miguel after Nas and an opening act failed to perform at a New Year’s Eve concert in Angola. Allocco’s reps told TMZ that Nas and opening act Jemiah Jai were paid to perform two shows but failed to board their flights. Once Miguel realized that Nas wasn’t going to perform, he sent his people to take Allocco and his son into custody at gunpoint. Nas eventually returned the $300,000 that was paid to him, and Allocco was released and allowed to return back to the U.S. Now, Esco is ready to open up. “Basically he was a promoter that I never worked with, and he wanted me to come to Africa for New Year’s, which, for me, I thought, would be the best way to spend New Year’s. The business wasn’t handled. There was nothing sent to me, and there were no flights,” he said. “By the time he did send money — he did eventually send money to me — but it was too late to go. I didn’t even have a visa to get in the country. So that’s canceled, the show’s canceled.” Allocco, who is now contemplating litigation, has a differing account, contending that everything was in place for Nas to travel to Africa. “Nothing could be further from the truth,” Allocco told MTV News of Nas’ version of the story. “Nas put us in harm’s way by not showing up and put my son and I at physical harm and at risk by his inaction to fly to Angola.” “That was just all wrong. Any time I’m supposed to go to Africa, it happens,” Nas said on “RapFix Live.” “When people take care of business, it happens. … You booked the flight but no return flight. I didn’t have a visa, and you didn’t send money till after I was supposed to jump on the plane to another country, and that’s just the way it went down.” Catch Nas, Killer Mike, Bun B and Prodigy on a special episode of “RapFix Live” today at 4 p.m. ET on MTV.com, when all four esteemed lyricists will address the tragic shooting death of Florida teen Trayvon Martin and more. Send your comments and thoughts on the unfortunate situation via Twitter using the hashtag #RapFixLive. Related Artists Nas
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From Ned’s beheading to Tyrion’s tumultuous journey, we recount the key moments to remember heading into Sunday’s premiere. By Josh Wigler Lena Headey in “Game of Thrones” Photo: HBO Swords, kings, dragons and things (and by things, we mean an absurd amount of sex and violence): Where else but “Game of Thrones” can you get all that and then some? Those who’ve been thirsting for blood and fire are about to get plenty of both when “Thrones” returns for its second season this Sunday, but considering how much time has passed since poor Ned lost his head, you’d be forgiven for not remembering much of what happened all the way back in season one. Well, never fear, true believers; that’s what we’re here for! Keep on reading for everything you need to remember about “Game of Thrones” season one before returning to Westeros later this week. “Winter Is Coming” The words of House Stark echo all throughout “Game of Thrones” season one, beginning with King Robert Baratheon’s royal visit to old friend and war buddy Eddard Stark all the way north in Winterfell. Robert all but commands Ned to take on the role of Hand of the King — the ruler of Westeros’ right-hand man — and Lord Stark begrudgingly accepts. His reason: to investigate the death of the pervious Hand, Jon Arryn, an old mentor of Ned and Robert’s, who he believes was murdered by Queen Cersei and members of her wicked family, the Lannisters. Kids These Days Ned’s investigation does not go smoothly. After arriving in King’s Landing to serve as Robert’s Hand, Ned learns that Robert fathered many bastard children and that his own supposedly trueborn heirs — Joffrey, Myrcella and Tommen — were not his trueborn children at all, but bastards of Queen Cersei’s incestuous relationship with her twin brother, Jaime. Robert dies from a freak injury before Ned can tell him the truth, and Ned takes it upon himself to see that the late Baratheon’s younger brother, Stannis, is the next man to sit upon the Iron Throne, as is his right. Hopeless, Headless Ned Once again, Ned’s plan does not go well. When Lord Stark attempts to persuade the court to recognize Stannis’ claim to the throne, newly minted King Joffrey and Queen Regent Cersei have him arrested for treason. A deal is later brokered where Ned will confess to his treachery and recognize Joffrey’s claim, in exchange for the safety of himself and his children. But after he publicly confesses to his “crimes,” Joffrey pulls a fast one on everyone — characters and audience included — by ordering Ned’s beheading . With one stunning stroke, the main character of “Game of Thrones” was dead, before the season finale, no less. Stark Reality While they still have their lives, the Stark children aren’t faring much better than poor Ned. The youngest son, Bran Stark, is pushed out of a window and subsequently paralyzed after catching twins Cersei and Jaime doing the nasty. Ned’s two daughters, Arya and Sansa, are left in very different and very awful positions following his death too. Arya is posing as a boy, traveling north with a group of young men to join the Night’s Watch; she’s to be dropped off at her home in Winterfell before reaching the Wall. Sansa, meanwhile, is still in King’s Landing and still betrothed to the wicked boy king Joffrey, who abuses her physically and emotionally with brutal regularity. The King in the North Lord Eddard Stark’s eldest son, Robb, on the other hand, is in a position to actually do something about his father’s death. Robb has called upon House Stark’s bannermen in the northern part of Westeros to wage war on Joffrey and the Lannisters. His goals are threefold: the safe return of his sisters, the official succession of the North from the Seven Kingdoms’ purview, and vengeance for Ned. Robb becomes known as the King in the North, an ancient title not held by anyone since Torrhen Stark bent the knee to Aegon the Conqueror nearly 300 years earlier. Here a King, There a King … Robb Stark is not the only man in Westeros calling himself king. There’s Joffrey Baratheon, of course, who sits on the Iron Throne. Three other men have their eyes on the crown as well: Balon Greyjoy of the Iron Islands and the two remaining Baratheon brothers, Stannis and Renly. Though Renly is a charismatic and well-liked figure in Westeros, he is also the youngest Baratheon, making his claim weaker than the less-beloved Stannis. It won’t matter which Baratheon has the better claim, of course, if one of the other three kings vying for power has their say. … And There a Queen There’s another player in the game of thrones, and that’s exiled princess Daenerys , the last surviving member of House Targaryen, the clan who ruled over Westeros for nearly three full centuries. Dany spends the entirety of season one across the Narrow Sea among the Dothraki, a barbaric people who pride themselves on war and horses. Bad things happen to all “Thrones” characters, but Dany has a particularly rough go of it in season one: Her husband, Khal Drogo, and their unborn son both die, as does her brother, Viserys. (Indeed, that guy is super dead.) On the other side of all that tragedy, Dany is now the proud owner of three brand-spanking-new dragons, the first of their kind in hundreds of years. That’s a plus! The Perks of Being a Wallflower Elsewhere, in another remote area of this fantasy world, Ned Stark’s bastard Jon Snow serves as a man of the aforementioned Night’s Watch, an ancient order of warriors who patrol the great ice Wall to protect the people of Westeros from the dangers lurking further north. Shortly after becoming a sworn brother of the Watch, Jon saves Lord Commander Mormont from dying at the hands of a reanimated corpse (zombies, ftw!), the latest and most dangerous evidence yet that the Others — a long-forgotten force of evil with unspeakably cold crystal swords and voices that sound like crackling ice — still exist beyond the wall. To investigate further, Mormont takes Jon and other members of the Watch beyond the Wall, where they’ll continue to explore throughout season two. Paying Their Debts Clearly, season one was crazy busy for Ned Stark and his family, but how about House Lannister? Though Cersei’s son sits on the Iron Throne as she had always hoped, the queen suffers a severe blow in the capture of her brother and lover, Jaime, at the hands of Robb Stark. Jaime remains in the northerner’s captivity. Meanwhile, the third Lannister sibling — the imp Tyrion Lannister — went through hell and back again as well: He starts in Winterfell as part of Robert’s royal party, ends up on the Wall for a time, is captured by Ned Stark’s wife Catelyn for his suspected role in Bran Stark’s paralysis, is brought to the miles-high Eyrie to pay for his crimes, is eventually liberated from his fate with the help of his own cunning wit and the talented sellsword Bronn and ultimately relegated to the frontlines of lord Tywin Lannister’s war against the Starks. As King Joffrey’s Hand, Tywin can’t exactly win a war and worry about the goings-on of Westeros at the same time. Accordingly, he temporarily passes off his duties as Hand to Tyrion, who is about to prove that a very small man can cast a very big shadow. A Dink and a Nod Speaking of very big shadows, you heard about Peter Dinklage’s Best Supporting Actor wins at the Emmys and the Golden Globes this past year, right? Well, given what happens to his character in “A Clash of Kings” (the novel that the second season of “Thrones” is based on), Dinklage has only scratched the surface of Tyrion’s enormously satisfying arc. If he’s as smart as his character, the gifted actor has left some room on the shelf for a few more trophies come the end of the new season. Are you all caught up for “Thrones” season two? Let us know in the comments section below, or chat with me more on Twitter @roundhoward! Related Photos ‘Game Of Thrones’ Season Two
Bobby Brown Arrested For Driving Under The Influence If you thought Bobby Brown’s legal problems were a thing of the past, think again. According to TMZ reports : Bobby Brown has just been arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence in Los Angeles … TMZ has learned. Law enforcement sources tell TMZ, Bobby was pulled over in Reseda, CA at 12:20 PM PST for allegedly driving while talking on a cell phone. We’re told 43-year-old Bobby is currently in custody in Van Nuys jail. It’s unclear what substance cops believe Brown had been using before he got behind the wheel. Whitney Houston’s ex-husband already has a DUI conviction on his record stemming from an arrest in Georgia in 1996. He eventually pled guilty to DUI and served 8 days in jail. Update: 1:54 PM PST — Sources close to the singer tell us … Bobby’s “people” are en route to the jail to bail him out. SMH… What were you thinking Bobby??? All you had to do was lay low and let Raffles Van Exel and Ray J catch all the heat surrounding Whitney and now you gotta go and remind everybody what a fawk-up you are! More On Bossip! No Isht Sherlock: Kat Stacks FINALLY Admits That She Is A Dirty, Shady, Deceitful Hoe That Lied About Soulja Boy’s Cocaine Use! Eff A Geraldo: A Gallery Of Lovable, Wholesome White People Rocking Hoodies…Should They Get Shot, Too?! Celebrity Seeds: Eddie Murphy’s Beautiful Daughters Seen Getting Their Nails Done In Beverly Hills [Photos] Strong Or Stupid? Women That Stayed By Their Men Despite TONS Of Cheating Rumors
Twitter Exposes Racist Hunger Games Fans Via Their Tweets About Rue And Thresh “The Hunger Games” made a shatload of money this weekend at the box office ($155 million) but unfortunately a great film is almost being overshadowed by the overwhelmingly RACIST attitude some fans of the book have taken toward the casting of black actors in several of the main parts — even the ones who were described as having dark or brown skin in the book! Now as you may know, Katniss, the main character in the book and film, was described as having “straight black hair” and “olive skin.” It’s a post-apocalyptic world, so she could be a mix of things, but some pictured a Native American. Blonde-haired, blue-eyed Jennifer Lawrence won the part and dyed her hair dark. But when it came to the casting of Rue, Thresh, and Cinna, many audience members did not understand why there were black actors playing those parts. Cinna’s skin is not discussed in the book, so truthfully, though Lenny Kravitz was cast, a white, Asian or Latino actor could have played the part. But. On page 45 of Suzanne Collins’s book, Katniss sees Rue for the first time: …And most hauntingly, a twelve-year-old girl from District 11. She has dark brown skin and eyes, but other than that’s she’s very like Prim in size and demeanor… Later, she sees Thresh: The boy tribute from District 11, Thresh, has the same dark skin as Rue, but the resemblance stops there. He’s one of the giants, probably six and half feet tall and built like an ox. Dark skin. That is what the novelist, the creator of the series, specified. But there were plenty of audience members who were “shocked,” or confused, or just plain angry. The tumblr Hunger Games Tweets has collected a smattering of Twitter postings, with the goal of exposing “Hunger Games fans on Twitter who dare to call themselves fans yet don’t know a damn thing about the books.” What people are saying is disappointing, sad, stomach-churning, and just plain racist. Check out some of the tweets collected below: We saw the movie this weekend and loved it — Amandla Stenburg (Rue) and Dayo Okenyiyi (Thresh) were two of our favorite actors and we think it’s a damned shame that haters are gonna hate as usual. Source More On Bossip! No Isht Sherlock: Kat Stacks FINALLY Admits That She Is A Dirty, Shady, Deceitful Hoe That Lied About Soulja Boy’s Cocaine Use! Eff A Geraldo: A Gallery Of Lovable, Wholesome White People Rocking Hoodies…Should They Get Shot, Too?! Celebrity Seeds: Eddie Murphy’s Beautiful Daughters Seen Getting Their Nails Done In Beverly Hills [Photos] Strong Or Stupid? Women That Stayed By Their Men Despite TONS Of Cheating Rumors
