Considering all the epic hotness on display at the Maxim Hot 100 Celebration , I was kind of hoping they’d hold a bikini Jello-wrestling Royal Rumble in order to determine the winner, but I guess they went the boring, conventional route and just voted instead. Because according to my sources, Candice Swanepoel was named #1 this year, and after checking out her perfect supermodel booty in these pictures, yeah, I’d say they definitely made the right choice. You know, once I regain the ability to speak in coherent sentences instead of just drooling and babbling. This might take a while. » view all 35 photos Photos: WENN.com
As you guys know, I love Abigail Clancy . Here she is once again at the beach in a sexy black swimsuit. I dig it, but I’m concerned about Abbey’s tan-lines. Even though that swimsuit is top notch, I have a feeling that when she looks at her perfect naked little body in the mirror today, she will not like what she sees. What am I saying? Abbey could have purple, pink and green dots all over her body and still be hot.
Christina Milian is a mom… I don’t know if this behavior is irresponsible for a mom or not. I had a mom early on in life, who was a hooker back in Mexico, and who I saw do some shit far worse than vaping, we’re talking shooting speed and getting railed by white men, one of whom was my dad, for drug money, not food, leading to me being taken by an orphanage where the priests abused me, while she was busy dying of AIDS or some other hooker on drug related illness… So a little vaping and getting her neck licked isn’t such a horrible thing…especially not when at a Vegas pool party, because that’s what happens at Vegas Pool parties.. I just don’t see how this helps her public image, or her brand, is this some rebellion that her life has become an assistant host on The Voice…instead of being a judge…is it that she never was a mom to her baby anyway, that shit just happened between writing hit Bieber songs with her husband at the time… I don’t know, it’s like Divorcee taking advantage of the weekend off, turned down for what, hustle that she probably should have left off instagram, but I like on Instagram because I can stare and judge from my couch.
Christina Milian is a mom… I don’t know if this behavior is irresponsible for a mom or not. I had a mom early on in life, who was a hooker back in Mexico, and who I saw do some shit far worse than vaping, we’re talking shooting speed and getting railed by white men, one of whom was my dad, for drug money, not food, leading to me being taken by an orphanage where the priests abused me, while she was busy dying of AIDS or some other hooker on drug related illness… So a little vaping and getting her neck licked isn’t such a horrible thing…especially not when at a Vegas pool party, because that’s what happens at Vegas Pool parties.. I just don’t see how this helps her public image, or her brand, is this some rebellion that her life has become an assistant host on The Voice…instead of being a judge…is it that she never was a mom to her baby anyway, that shit just happened between writing hit Bieber songs with her husband at the time… I don’t know, it’s like Divorcee taking advantage of the weekend off, turned down for what, hustle that she probably should have left off instagram, but I like on Instagram because I can stare and judge from my couch.
For years, Nicole Scherzinger, has been called a tranny. I guess when she saw the paparazzi coming close, she felt it was the perfect opportunity to both remind everyone who Nicole Scherzinger is…I mean who gives a fuck about the Pussycat Dolls…but more importantly, to show us that she’s really good at tucking…she’s like “try to see the balls, I bet you can’t, because they are shoved deep inside a surgical pocket I had custom made for me when I was getting my tits and face done”…unless she is a woman…with a vagina…and this is just how she maintains her thick booty… Ultimately, you’d fuck her either way…and so would I…because why the fuck not…and more importantly, because it’s not gay if he’s in a bikini….and has a wig on…right? TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
For years, Nicole Scherzinger, has been called a tranny. I guess when she saw the paparazzi coming close, she felt it was the perfect opportunity to both remind everyone who Nicole Scherzinger is…I mean who gives a fuck about the Pussycat Dolls…but more importantly, to show us that she’s really good at tucking…she’s like “try to see the balls, I bet you can’t, because they are shoved deep inside a surgical pocket I had custom made for me when I was getting my tits and face done”…unless she is a woman…with a vagina…and this is just how she maintains her thick booty… Ultimately, you’d fuck her either way…and so would I…because why the fuck not…and more importantly, because it’s not gay if he’s in a bikini….and has a wig on…right? TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Because Cannes has somehow become the go-to place to find the world’s hottest models putting on a show, here’s one of my favorites Barbara Palvin giving some sweet tongue action to the camera and showing off her perfect body. And now I really want to found out how the French managed this, because I’ve been trying to get Barbara to come do the same for me for years. I mean, c’mon, what does the French Rivera have that my mom’s basement doesn’t? » view all 18 photos Photos: WENN.com
By Maurice Bobb Mother’s Day is special for every child—young or old—who had a matriarch that sacrificed everything for his or her well-being, because it offers them a chance to show “Mama” how much she is appreciated. But for Eminem , who has famously bashed the woman that raised him on songs like 2002’s “Cleaning… Read more
Forget throwing it back for Thursday. Kim Kardashian flashed back for Friday yesterday, posting an old photo of herself snapped in 2009 by Nick Saglimbeni. At the time, Kim blogged that she was trying to “immortalize” her new look. “I wanted to really capture my blonde hair and immortalize it and Nick Saglimbeni was the perfect person to capture it!” Kardashian wrote , adding: “This was probably my favorite shoot ever because I had full control… well my team and I collectively had full control.” Eh. It’s okay. But we’re still partial to these Kim Kardashian Playboy photos . Kardashian has gone blonde on various occasions over the years; sometimes with a wig, sometimes with actual dye. Study the above image now and decide: Do you like Kim Kardashian as a blonde? She’s a beautiful blonde! She’s a better brunette! View Poll » 21 Hottest Kim Kardashian Bikini Photos 1. Kim Kardashian Bikini Cover Pic Kim Kardashian has her bikini body back! This is such great news, isn’t it?
I guess I’d make a pretty crappy hipster, and not just because I wear my sweatpants un-ironically. See, I didn’t realize Coachella was still going on this weekend, but apparently it is, because here’s Paris Hilton doing her best attempt to stay relevant by showing up to the music fest in some kind of leather bikini. Anyway, I’d make fun, but you know what, it’s actually working for me. I’ve never been the biggest Paris fan, but this has always been her best look as far as I’m concerned. No, not the bikini. I meant half-naked and attention-seeking. It’s the perfect combination. Photos: PacificCoastNews
