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Can Rebel Wilson Be Movie Awards Host And Winner?

On Sunday, ‘Pitch Perfect’ star faces Ezra Miller, Quvenzhan

Introducing Katarina Van Derham’s Cleavage

I’m surprised I’ve never heard of Katarina Van Derham before since she has every quality I look for in a woman. She’s blond, big breasted and can barely speak English. That’s the perfect girl since you’ll never argue! Anyway, here she is at the Viva Glam Magazine April Issue Launch Party and by the looks of this picture , I wonder if she was able to walk home afterwards.

Jessica Alba is in Latina Magazine of the Day

For generations, Jessica Alba has tried to down play her Mexican Roots. Like Eva Longoria they didn’t want to celebrate being Mexican with a fucking dozen kids, some corn tortillas but instead celebrated being Mexican by hiring a mexican maid and gardener to boss the fuck around, because most Mexicans trying to make it in white America try to distance themselves from being Mexican, like we are third rate citizens that White people don’t like, before realizing that they should milk the Mexican card, cuz as Mexicans we support our own, even the traitors, who secretly we love for getting famous and despite not embracing Mexico in public, have Mexico in their soul, proven by her half dozen (2) babies before 30. She’s Jessica Alba, she’s still hot, even if the sauce she puts on her taco isn’t, and taco I mean her vagina…all broken with babies and shit. Here she is getting some votes for Latina magazine. Welcome back woman. You need all the help you can get.

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Reese Witherspoon’s Unfortunate Bathing Suit Experience of the Day

This is the reason I don’t read my twitter feed….Seriously. Celebrating Reese Witherspoon’s birthday with what may be the most offensive pics of a woman in a bathing suit in the last decade, all fat and sloppy because lets face it, she was fat and sloppy in the 90s when she first started getting pregnant, but she managed to carry herself though it in ways that tricked people into giving her an Oscar. This whole southern girl with good morals and values who traps the high school quarterback with her uterus, ruining his career. A church goer, who gets knocked up out of wedlock, because she’s full of shit, literally, at least according to her belly in these bathing suit pics. Defend her all you want, she’s pushing 40, has kids, I get it…but fuck there’s no excuse for this level of sloppy. Bitch needs to hit the beach in a snow suit. Warning – You Can’t Unsee These Pics TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Reese Witherspoon’s Unfortunate Bathing Suit Experience of the Day

Is this Rihanna Nude of the Day

I don’t know if this is just racism, you know the whole “All black girls look the same” shit, but people have been emailing this me all day saying “Is this Rihanna Nude” or “Check Out Rihanna Nude” or “Why haven’t you posted this Rihanna Nude”…well motherfucker I was napping and I, like the rest of the world, don’t really give a fuck about these celebs, I just post them in efforts to get a private fucking jet to fly me and my pug far away from my obese wife, who can’t fly because of her health issues, thank god. I do know that if it is Rihanna, I love the pic, because seeing her face down and ass up, is just the perfect level of slut, even if shot at the wrong angle. I mean I’m into seeing it from the backside, but I take what I can get, this is hardly porn, it’s just an artistic nude, from a girl who is a hooker to us all. I dig it, but I don’t think it is her. I don’t see any of her tattoos. Posting it anyway.

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Selena Gomez Drops New Single, Slams Justin Bieber?

Last month, Selena Gomez promised new music for fans in 2013 – and she’s already delivered on that vow. The singer dropped a brand new track today, releasing “Rule the World” for all to hear.. and once again dissing Justin Bieber in the process? “Our love was made to rule the world,” Gomez croons below. “You came and broke the perfect girl. Forget you ever knew my name.” OUCH! Listen now and decide: Is this single aimed at Bieber? Selena Gomez – “Rule the World”

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Nicole Trunfio Because She Is Hot

Here’s Australian model Nicole Trunfio at some Endometriosis Foundation event. I have no clue what that is, but if I were to guess it has something to do with a female medical disorder. Anyway, I think this Nicole chick is almost the perfect woman and if I were to ever order a “Real Doll” sex toy, it would look just like her, with bigger boobs of course.

Rebel Wilson Straddles Channing Tatum For Dangerous Movie Awards Drive

‘Pitch Perfect’ actress will star as host of this year’s ceremony, airing live Sunday, April 14. By Amy Wilkinson Rebel Wilson and Channing Tatum Photo: MTV

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Jennette McCurdy Twitter Bikini of the Day

Jennette McCurdy is my internet girlfriend…I try to sext her on twitter sometimes…she always ignores me…but I think she’s just playing hard to get…and I like her thinking she’s in the driver’s seat…cuz the driver’s seat is usually my favorite place to make love….at least with street hookers…because I can’t afford a hotel room and my wife frowns upon me bringing them home with me…. She’s a country pop star…she’s on Nickelodeon tv shows….she’s a recipe for disaster at the tender age of 20….you know one of those falling off hard when people forget she exists…but for now she’s lovely and posing in her bikini for the internet…which I think makes her perfect….or at least on the right track…

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Rihanna Was Original Choice For Fun.’s ‘We Are Young’

‘I know [Rihanna] liked the song … [but] Janelle [Mon