Here is Miley Cyrus shopping for groceries at Whole Foods. I bet you Whole Foods weren’t expecting to have two famous little melons on display. As you can see, Miley forgot to wear a bra, which is a good thing because it wouldn’t be needed. Miley’s fruits are at the perfect ripeness and hold their own. Don’t they make you want to take a bite?
Let me introduce you to the hottest piece that you will see all day. Her name is Nathalia Soliani and she is the cover girl for the latest FHM Spain Magazine. I don’t think I’ve ever come across a woman this perfect. And she’s a virgin too! Just kidding. But let’s pretend. It makes these photos so much hotter. Enjoy.
I’ve had this Tulisa Contostavlo s chick on the site before, she’s some sort of British popstar and/or X-Factor judge or something along those lines, and she has her moments of hotness. I would say that today is just an average hotness day, I think the last few times I must have had her in a bikini because this is just… Meh. I mean, she’s alright, she’s in some nice heels and a pretty tight dress so it’s going to have to do. It’s time she take another beach vacation.
Here’s hottie Blake Lively giving us a great look at her perfect cleavage while she films scenes for that Gossip Girl crap on a scooter yesterday. Man she’s gorgeous. I’m not exactly the kind of guy who enjoys a scooter ride, unless I’m wearing nothing but a bathing suit while heading to a beach in Greece of course, but if Blake wants to go for a ride I’m all for it. She can drive, I’ll sit on the back and hold on as tightly as I possibly can. I’ll still be in just a bathing suit of course.
Perhaps to distract from her ongoing divorce drama – or simply to keep herself in the news – Kim Kardashian Tweeted a photo of herself in a dress last night. But not just any dress. Accompanied by the caption “late night fitting,” the picture depicts Kim in what is either a wedding dress or a gown intended for followers to believe is a wedding dress. See for yourself: Of course, Kardashian can’t legally marry Kanye West – despite talk that the couple really is considering it – until she’s officially split from Kris Humphries. It’s either a huge mess for the reality star… or her perfect storm. Under these circumstances, Kim can simply tease fans via Twitter and Facebook and various mysterious quotes without having to commit to anything or go through with what would be another sham of a marriage. Damn. She’s good.
I’m not sure what Audrina Patridge has been up to since her crappy show went off the air, I’m sure it’s riveting, but I’ve always liked her perfect fake breasts so I’m going to keep posting shots of her regardless. Here she is at some crap I don’t care about, looking pretty damn good with her cleavage all hanging out. I wouldn’t mind seeing her in a few of those dresses she’s showing off. The tighter the better.
Queen B explains to Anderson Cooper why ‘I Was Here’ is the perfect song to represent Humanitarian Day, on Sunday, August 19.’ By Nadeska Alexis Beyonc
Kim Kardashian is many things: an attention-hogging reality star. A sex tape maven . A total waste of large breasts and oxygen. But Kanye West has found a new way to describe his girlfriend to the world: as the Perfect Bitch . In a Tweet (that has since been deleted for some reason), the rapper said this week that he wrote that track about Kardashian, a tidbit Kim is now wearing as a badge of honor. “I’m honored,” Kardashian has supposedly said in response to the song, with a friend telling TMZ Kim loves it because she “knows he doesn’t mean it in a negative way when he says the word ‘bitch.'” Kardashian adds that the song is flattering because it talks “about how he was with so many other girls but could never find the right one until he met me.” And now? Kanye may put a ring on his bitch , if Kim will let him, that is.
Producer Bryan-Michael Cox tells MTV News that Rick Ross and Meek Mill are the perfect additions to the new track. By John Mitchell Bryan-Michael Cox and Mariah Carey Photo: Johnny Nunez/WireImage
My name is Ashleigh and at around 5pm on the 18th of July 2012 I met the perfect Justin Bieber after 4 years of ever lasting support, adoring and loving this boy. I finally got the experience I needed. When Justin came here to Australia recently, I have been non stop trying to meet him. I needed to see him after not winning tickets to anything that involved him and all the trying to meet him when he came in 2010 and 2011 I had no luck. I thought I was so unlucky but not anymore. I went to the airport Monday night, waited 10 hours outside his hotel on Tuesday. Still no luck. But something in me said to try one more time so I did . Wednesday before he was gonna leave, this was my last shot. I was determined. My best friend, my sister and I came early in the morning to Sydney’s Airport and saw other Beliebers there too. We stuck together and looked around to where he could possibly come out from. This paparazzi came up to us and told us full details about Justin’s flight. His flight was gonna come at 6:40pm to leave for NZ so we left and came back. At around 5pm, we saw a black car drive in front of us and it had Moshe in the front seat. No doubt in my mind, that Justin was in that car. I got up to see and all you see is white supras, leather black pants with the matching jacket, the gold chain, white v-neck shirt, sunglasses and a red hat, a tall boy stepping out of the car. It was Justin Bieber. He came walking towards us, there were around 30 of us at this time. Everyone crowed around him and he was taking photos and signing thing. I was right behind him, I grabbed his upper arm and squeezed it a little and called out softly, “Justin.” He flexed his arm tight, turned around right infront of me, I couldn’t believe my eyes. He said “Hi” and smiled, I said “Can I have a hug Justin?” he replied “Of course.” I hugged him from the neck and he hugged me tight and squeezed me before letting me go. I let go and touched his cheek and he just smiled at me. I was right next to him ready to take a photo, but he was talking to another fan on his left. Then he looked at me, put his arm around me, put his cheek against mine, as I was shaking he held my hand for a second and let go and I took the photo. He said “Thank you” and smiled, I replied “I love you so much Justin” and he put down his glasses so I could see his eyes and he looked right into my eyes and said “I love you too” and he smiled and I backed away for the other beliebers to get photos. I ran over to Selena who was with my sister (my sister tagged along to see Selena because she is a massive fan) I took a photo with her and she called me beautiful , she was such an amazing person. Everything on top of that just adding in my perfect experience. At the point, I was just so shocked. I couldn’t believe I actually got the experience I wanted, to have a hug from Justin, a perfect photo with him and to hear him say “I love you too” was everything to me. I fell on the floor and started crying, of happy tears of course. He is the most amazing, down to earth, humble and perfect human being I have ever met in my whole life. Meeting Justin was the best thing that could happen in my life. I love Justin so much and very thankful that he came out and took the time to sign for us when he needed to take a flight. I will be forever thankful and blessed for this. All the effort and hard work finally payed off. I didn’t give up, I stayed by Justin’s famous words and it got me to where I am today. This is My Bieber Experience. -@imbiebergirl Continued here: My name is Ashleigh and at around 5pm on the 18th of July…