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Ready to Drop Sluts Bump into Each Other of the Day

I always find it funny when I see pregnant girls standing together, not because of all the bitching and complaining and moaning about how they are retaining water, how they are craving weird foods, or any of that other moody shit that goes on with pregnant chicks, but because I like identifying the bitches who don’t used contraceptives and who don’t believe in abortion so that I can warn my friends to stay the fuck away from them when their perfect little family lives fall apart and they are left with nothing but a broken home, kids they don’t want and a shittier body than when they started this whole baby making bullshit. I also like the farting and the talking about various gyno experiences, but that’s just because I like all things vagina, even if the fuckin’ thing is on it’s last legs, I mean that’s the whole reason I cruise the cancer ward in the hospital…..

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Ready to Drop Sluts Bump into Each Other of the Day

Perfection: Sox’ Mark Buehrle pitches perfect game (AP via Yahoo! News)

The 105th pitch of Mark Buehrle’s day broke in toward Gabe Kapler, who turned on it and connected. Buehrle looked up and knew — his perfect game was in jeopardy.

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Perfection: Sox’ Mark Buehrle pitches perfect game (AP via Yahoo! News)

Eddie Cibrian’s Wife Is Estranged and Still Pissed at LeAnn Rimes

She might not want him, but Eddie Cibrian’s wife says LeAnn Rimes can have him. Brandi Glanville, who called the country songbird a stalker (yet managed to avoid a lawsuit, if not a..

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Eddie Cibrian’s Wife Is Estranged and Still Pissed at LeAnn Rimes

Carrie Prejean Out to Prove She Has the Write Stuff

Carrie Prejean is writing a book, and it has nothing to do with learning how to give the perfect beauty queen wave. Ultraconservative publishing house Regnery Publishing announced…

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Carrie Prejean Out to Prove She Has the Write Stuff

The Chinese Andy Rooney

In a shocking turn of events, The Onion has been sold to the Chinese . The most significant benefit so far is this exclusive report from the Chinese Andy Rooney.

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The Chinese Andy Rooney

The Perfect Internet Video

It's all about the perfect meeting of events (and capturing it on film) to create the world's most amazing Internet video. Thanks to Aaron Meyers , who captured this moment to share with the web, and Urlesque for creating the perfect word to describe it: ” KisNET .” Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment