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Jessica-Jane Clement In Sexy Lingerie

Posted on August 1, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I thought I already posted these pictures of Jessica-Jane Clement but turns out that they are relatively new. It’s hard to keep track because I’ve never seen this chick wear anything other than lingerie or a bikini. Not a bad thing of course. Just a little confusing. I know it’s a hard life that I have but someones got to do it.

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Renee Zelleweger’s “Cameltoe” of the Day

Posted on November 17, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Renee Zelleweger’s “Cameltoe” of the Day

Renee Zellewger may have serious cameltoe, or she’s wearing a diaper, or she just has some serious pussy lips that can’t be tamed because her pussy is as Alien as her fucking face….but whatever is going on, she’s making it clear that not all pussy is created equal…. Sure, we all have different pussy expectations – wants and needs – but I can tell that this pussy is definitely not top notch by any standards..if pussy had a socio-economic standings, it would not be in the Royal Family, or a Rothschild, or a Rockafellar…this pussy would not own banks and run secret societies that control the world economy…it would be homeless on the street convulsing and choking on its own vomit caused by needle sharing hepatitis…It wouldn’t be on the Forbes rich list in the top 3, I’m talking somewhere between Bill Gates and Mark Zuckerberg…cuz this pussy is not pro, it’s a monster…. But then again it is safe to say that this pussy isn’t pussy at all and that Renee Zellewger doesn’t have serious cameltoe, but that she does have a fucking dick. And the good news is that at least no dude has ever jerked off to her ever…I know this for a fact, meaning this penis revelation doesn’t make any of you as gay as I think you are…. Here are the pics…

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Natalie Portman’s Ass in a Thong in Your Highness Trailer of the DAy

Posted on November 17, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Natalie Portman’s Ass in a Thong in Your Highness Trailer of the DAy

I know all the virgin loser sci fi club people love Natalie Portman, mainly because I used to hang out with a dude I worked with who collected pretty much everything including Star Wars toys obsessively, and he would always talk about the bitch….and her perfection…he was Jewish and maybe he was just happy that she was too…and that she didn’t look like his Aunt Herschel or some shit….but I never really saw her appeal….while this guy was sitting their awkwardly coverin his Aspergers boner during one of her movies he made me watch…I could see a love I never felt for a girl he never met come over him…it was fucking weird….and all these years later…virgin losers everywhere are still hung up on this bitch…so her ass in a thong is probably a huge deal to them…. I’m pretty much down for any pussy equally and I never get excited about anything, I just think the funniest thing about Natalie Portman is her last name isn’t actually Portman but is Hershlag which is approproate cuz it is the sound all the asthmatics who love her make when they cum to her picture the have framed next to their bed, just a disgusting fucking sound…. Scroll to the 1:28 Mark to see her ass in the Your Highness Red Band Bullshit…. More Your Highness Videos

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Lohan’s Tit in Machete Shitty Quality Bootleg Styles of the Day

Posted on September 7, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Some perverted friend of mine went to see Machete, and called me 4 times to tell me how you see Lohan’s amazing tit and some Alba strategic nudity, so I figured it was just a matter of time before some virgin loser with a lot of time on his hand and an iphone and a love for celebrity tit went to the movie a few times to capture the perfect split second you see nipple. I have looked at these pictures, and I am still not sure what is going on in them….but apparently you can see Lohan’s tit with nipple and sometimes that is good enough for me…even if this is some bootleg style piracy where a motherfucker on his iphone needed this as a souvenir of her comeback by bringing it home to jerk off to…because you can’t jerk off in the theater….it’s illegal….at least that’s what my friend learned when he was caught in the backrow at “Stick It” We all know Lohan has awesome tits, some of us know better than others. She is not afraid to hide the perfection and I’m not scared to look…unfortunately, this isn’t really good enough quality for me to be satisfied, I can’t jerk off to scrambled porn anymore and I’ll have to see the actual movie, which is buying into the bullshit I didn’t want to buy into, but tits, especially nice starlet tit, have that effect on me… Point of this post…the world needs better pirates.

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Even Brooke Burke Admires Her MILF Boobs

Posted on May 20, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Obviously us internet pervs have been admiring Brooke Burke’s MILF boobs for quite some time now, but I’ve always wondered if she knew just how special they were, so it’s nice to see that she appreciates them as much as we do. Who am I kidding, of course she appreciates the, shower time must be good times in the Burke household. I know I’d be all over those things… All soaped up. Hot!

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Brooke Burke’s Got A Frontal Wedgie

Posted on October 9, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Damn! That’s a hell of a camel toe. Here’s Brooke Burke getting herself a coffee after what must have been a grueling workout because those leggings are driving to the hole harder than Magic Johnson.

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