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Jessica Alba’s Cute Purple Booty

I’m a little disappointed in these shots of Jessica Alba , she was doing so well with her amazing spandex booty the other day, so why would she go back to her boring mom costumes? Kind of a let down. Not that she looks rotten or anything, she’s Jessica Alba after all, but I was hoping to see a little more tightly wrapped booty shots. Although her booty does look kinda good in those purple pants of hers, like a juicy grape… A grape I’d like to have sex with. Call me.

Megan Fox Classes Up The Hotness

Here’s Megan Fox the other night at the premiere of the movie…. I want to say ‘Something with Kids’? I don’t really know what it’s called, I’m never going to go see it so it doesn’t really matter, but she’s looking pretty damn classy. She’s got the stripper tattoos all covered up, the douche husband isn’t anywhere in site, and she’s wearing an old school looking evening gown that really highlights her hotness. I’d like to rub my testicles all over it. And…. There it is.

Megan Fox Classes Up The Hotness

Here’s Megan Fox the other night at the premiere of the movie…. I want to say ‘Something with Kids’? I don’t really know what it’s called, I’m never going to go see it so it doesn’t really matter, but she’s looking pretty damn classy. She’s got the stripper tattoos all covered up, the douche husband isn’t anywhere in site, and she’s wearing an old school looking evening gown that really highlights her hotness. I’d like to rub my testicles all over it. And…. There it is.

Katy Perry Flashes Some Secret Cleavage

It looks like Katy Perry thought she could slip some fashionable cleavage passed me as she heads to some fashion show in Paris the other day. I don’t think so princess, my cleavage radar even works over in Europe. Nice try. Fine, it’s not the easiest cleavage to catch under all that lace and fancy materials she’s wearing, but I can still spot it and still find a way to motorboat it. Call me.

Katy Perry Flashes Some Secret Cleavage

It looks like Katy Perry thought she could slip some fashionable cleavage passed me as she heads to some fashion show in Paris the other day. I don’t think so princess, my cleavage radar even works over in Europe. Nice try. Fine, it’s not the easiest cleavage to catch under all that lace and fancy materials she’s wearing, but I can still spot it and still find a way to motorboat it. Call me.

Candice Swanepoel Awesome Bikini Booty

It’s starting to get pretty damn cold in my area, stupid winter, but that’s not going to stop me from posting pictures of a supermodel half naked on the beach. Here’s Candice Swanepoel showing off her supermodel goodness in a bunch of different bikinis and lingerie. She’s the best. I would give pretty much anything to be on that beach with this beauty right about now. The heat lamp in the bathroom just isn’t cutting it.

Jessica Alba And Her Glorious Booty Pose!

Ever since Jessica Alba went off and got herself a husband and a baby and all that crap, we hardly ever see her in any really sexy outfits or situations anymore. It’s really kind of annoying how marriage can ruin a woman, but that’s about to change with these shots. Sure she’s not all tarted up in a tight dress or anything, she’s just wearing a pair of jeans and a sweater, but that doesn’t stop her from giving us a great look at her amazing little booty. Good job. Obviously it’s nowhere near as hot as her classic bikini ass pose , but I’ll take it.

Molly Sims’ Leather Booty Needs Work

Personally I love a woman in leather pants, maybe because it reminds me of my mother, but if you’re going to do it you need to do it right. They need to be black and skin tight to make it work properly. Here’s Molly Sims wearing a somewhat unflattering pair of loose fitting leather pants while doing an interview yesterday. I’m kind of torn with these shots, I know she’s a hottie and that she doesn’t have a sloppy booty, but that one shot just isn’t doing it for me. Tighten those things up before your booty starts to look like a garbage bag full of sand. Please. more pictures of Molly Sims here

Lara Bingle’s Unknown Bikini Pictures

As I’m typing this, I’m still trying to figure out where I know this Lara Bingle hottie from. So far I’ve eliminate yoga class and my hockey team, but I’m still having a hard time. I’m going to have to assume that I’ve masturbated to her in the past, but that’s not exactly narrowing things down is it? Whoever she is, I’ve got these pictures of her having a grand old time frolicking in the ocean in her sexy bikini. I’ve definitely defiled myself to this one. Hot.

Katy Perry Has Lost Her Marbles

What the hell is this? I think that Katy Perry has finally taken her hipster doofus look one step too far. Here she is out buying Cheetos and tabloids at a gas station the other day looking like a crazy bag lady. I’m going to be sick. I don’t get it, she’s one of the hottest popstars on the planet and THIS is how she leaves the house. Doesn’t she have handlers or agents or stylists who should be blocking the exits to what I can only imagine is a massive mansion filled with hundreds o cats and adult diapers? Seriously, she looks like a crazy person. I don’t pretend to be some fashion expert, but I know hot chicks and this is no hot chick. At least show us your big hipster boobs.