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Katy Perry’s Hipster Boob Workout

I feel like I’ve seen these pictures of hipster dufus Katy Perry leaving the gym before. Many, many times before. Luckily for me my memory has been so ruined by booze and hours and hours of watching Saved By The Bell DVD’s that I barely remember posting them. At least her boobs look awesome, and I like the hundred dollar bill short shorts. I would like to… I was going to say cash that check, but that doesn’t make any sense… I would like to deposit that bill… Still not making much sense, but I think you perverts know where I’m going with this. Enjoy. more pictures of Katy Perry here

Katy Perry’s Acid Washed Hotness

These pictures of hipster dufus Katy Perry in her tight acid washed dress bring back some fond memories, I’m pretty sure I used to have a babysitter in the 80’s who wore outfits almost exactly like this, heels and everything. At least I think she was a babysitter, she used to come over when Mom was away and she’d always tuck us in pretty early. I remember wanting to be a babysitter when I grew up because Dad always paid her a few hundred dollars a night. more pictures of Katy Perry here

Katy Perry’s Hipster Boobs Are Awesome

Here are Katy Perry and her sweet hipster boobs walking around the Coachella Music Festival over the weekend. She’s wearing a pretty retarded looking futuristic evil prostitute outfit and I don’t give a crap because I’m in love with those juicy boobs and they’re all that I see right now. Actually, if she was wearing some nice heels and maybe some knee pads I’d be all over it. If the price was right of course. more pictures of Katy Perry here

Katy Perry’s Lumpy Hipster Boobies

It’s no secret that I’m in love with Katy Perry’s big hipster boobies , so I’m a little upset that she let them look so lumpy in this tight dress. What a let down. Don’t celebrities have stylists or, I don’t know, a mirror that won’t let them leave the house looking like this? Katy is by no means an attractive woman, but those boobs and I have got a thing going on that can’t be put into words, so I’m going to let this one slide…. This time. Enjoy. more pictures of Katy Perry here

Katy Perry’s Hispter Boobs Get A Workout

Katy Perry seems to be all over my site these days, like I was obsessed with hipster dufus chicks. Believe me I’m not, but I can appreciate a good set of tits in a sports bra when I see them so here we are. Those things look like a couple of delicious pressed hams in that thing. Tasty. I’ve noticed that a lot of the shots I’ve got of her are of her going to or leaving the gym in her workout outfit. that’s a good sign because that booty was getting a little loose. Hopefully she’s gearing up for another bikini clad vacation. Fingers crossed.

Kristin Cavallari’s Tight Dress Needs Unwrapping

I think I’m really going to miss Kristin Cavallari now that her show The Hills has been cancelled, she’s hot and we really never got to know each other that well in the short time we’ve been flirting. Here she is wearing a tasty little number the other night showing off what her momma gave her. Definitely a tight package I would like to unwrap. Alright, so maybe it’s not ALL what her momma gave her, I’m guessing there’s a little of what Dr. Finkleberg gave her thrown in there somewhere. Either way, I approve.

Katy Perry Hipster Upskirt Pictures

I think Katy Perry likes to confuse me with her occasional hotness. Here she is actually looking pretty good flashing some ass in her sexy heels and killer leggings. What the hell? No oversized neon pink hipster t-shirts of stupid polka dot bows in your hair? Who is this chick? Not that I’m complaining, I like when Katy dresses herself up like a real woman , especially if she’s going to give us a little peek at her bum bum. Anyhow, you know how the rest of this is going to play out, she makes my pants tight, all the blood is rushing away from my head etc etc. Enjoy.

Katy Perry Does Nylon

Here’s hipster dufus Katy Perry doing her hipster dufus thing for a photo spread for Nylon magazine. This is starting to get old. I think we’re done with this ‘Nouveau Eighties’ look, it’s not hot, especially when you consider that Katy’s got some nice big boobs hidden somewhere in this mess. She needs to get nominated for some fancy award she has no business winning, then maybe she’ll dress like an adult and we’ll get to see her sweet classy cleavage again.

Kesha Is Still An Annoying Hipster Doofus Wannabe

So I think I found someone even more annoying than Katy Perry . Here’s Kesha outside her trailer acting like another hipster doofus wannabe

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Kesha Is Still An Annoying Hipster Doofus Wannabe

Katy Perry’s Hipster Dufus Look Needs To Go

It’s kind of annoying that Katy Perry somehow even manages to make a sweet pair of sexy leggings look stupid. The thing’s probably a full bodysuit like the one Lindsay Lohan managed to make look so hot, and Katy’s covering it up with a crop top t-shirt with a tiger on it and some massive period panties. This hipster dufus look has got to go once and for all

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