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AP Video ‘Expert’: Being Here ‘Without Documentation’ Isn’t a Crime

One reason to hope that the Big 3 networks continue to muddle through their awful evening news ratings and somehow hang around is that there’s an alternative out there that would be much worse. If any of the networks ever considered outsourcing their nightly newscasts to the Associated Press, the likely result could be bad enough to make some long for the (relatively) good old days of Brian, Diane, and Katie. An object example of the AP’s pathetically one-sided, biased and completely not-transparent video reporting came last Tuesday when it covered the Department of Justice’s lawsuit against Arizona’s illegal immigration enforcement measure. The 1070 law tells police to verify citizenship status in “contact” situations (e.g., traffic stops and other routine matters) if they have a “reasonable suspicion” that the person or persons involved aren’t here legally. AP’s go-to “expert” acts as if it’s a given that the United States government has decided that being here illegally (“without documentation”) isn’t a crime. Seriously. During the 104-second report ( first go here , then type “Arizona immigration” in the search bar near the bottom, and select “Fed. Suing to Block Ariz. Immigration Law”), AP reporter Brian Thomas interviewed no one who defended the law’s constitutionality. Here’s the transcript: Brian Thomas, AP Reporter: The Obama administration is suing the state of Arizona over what the President has called “a misguided law.” Federal officials say the state’s new immigration policy tries to override the government’s authority under the Constitution. The measure requires police to question and possibly arrest illegal immigrants during the enforcement of other laws, like traffic stops. Steven Vladeck, American Univ. Law Professor: The federal government has long since decided that it’s not a crime to be in the United States without documentation. You can be removed from the United States, you can be deported, but you cannot be put in jail. And so the question is, “Do individual states, Arizona today, Maryland tomorrow, have the authority to decide for themselves to have a harsher regime?” Thomas: The Justice Department argues the state plan will lead to the harassment of American citizens and others who are authorized to be here. Tony Bustamante, Attorney in Arizona : Federal priority enforcement of immigration laws is to go after the criminals, the bad people who are causing havoc on society, not the gardeners and the landscapers and the cooks who make the economy go ’round and ’round. Thomas: Those who support the pending law have said the stringent rules are necessary to fight drug trafficking, murders and other crimes plaguing the border state. Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio: Maybe the federal government ought to ask for the help of local and state law enforcement to stop this illegal immigration situation. Thomas: The federal government is hoping its lawsuit will stop other states looking to follow Arizona’s lead. Vladeck: If the federal government can show the Arizona laws are inconsistent with federal policies, the federal government can, should, and will win. And I think it’s likely that they will do so. Thomas : The next step is for the case to be assigned to a judge who will decided temporarily whether to block the law from taking effect at the end of this month. A two-word, law-based response to Vladeck’s claim that “The federal government has long since decided that it’s not a crime to be in the United States without documentation” — Horse manure : Search 8 U.S.C. § 1325 : US Code – Section 1325: Improper entry by alien (a) Improper time or place; avoidance of examination or inspection; misrepresentation and concealment of facts Any alien who (1) enters or attempts to enter the United States at any time or place other than as designated by immigration officers, or (2) eludes examination or inspection by immigration officers, or (3) attempts to enter or obtains entry to the United States by a willfully false or misleading representation or the willful concealment of a material fact, shall, for the first commission of any such offense, be fined under title 18 or imprisoned not more than 6 months, or both, and, for a subsequent commission of any such offense, be fined under title 18, or imprisoned not more than 2 years, or both. (b) Improper time or place; civil penalties Any alien who is apprehended while entering (or attempting to enter) the United States at a time or place other than as designated by immigration officers shall be subject to a civil penalty of – (1) at least $50 and not more than $250 for each such entry (or attempted entry); or (2) twice the amount specified in paragraph (1) in the case of an alien who has been previously subject to a civil penalty under this subsection. Civil penalties under this subsection are in addition to, and not in lieu of, any criminal or other civil penalties that may be imposed. The “without documentation” portion of Vladeck’s statement is at best useless misdirection. If you aren’t here legally, you’re subject to the sanctions just noted. If you’re here legally and happen to be “without documentation” at any given moment, that’s a totally different situation, and I believe he knows it. The federal government (i.e., the executive branch) doesn’t get to “decide” what is and what is not a crime. To make illegal entry not a crime, the law has to be changed by the legislative branch. That hasn’t happened. Vladeck’s claim that “you cannot be put in jail” for being here illegally is objectively false, as bolded above in the excerpt from the law. Also note the use of the word “shall” (i.e., there is normally not supposed to be any discretion) as opposed to “may.” Arizona’s law is on target with the intent of federal law. Vladeck’s next bolded claim in the transcript above is tantamount to saying, “Policy becomes the law, no matter what the law says.” No sir. Of course there will always be prosecutorial discretion that will dictate the best and most appropriate use of an attorney general’s or county prosecutor’s resources, but that’s not what’s at play here. What Vladeck is saying it that because immigration enforcement officials have a policy of trying to avoid going after “non-criminals” (an illogical word, because you’re a criminal in this country the minute you cross the border illegally), that policy has in effect become the law, no matter what the law really is. Brian Thomas could have found dozens of people to make mince meat of Vladeck’s arguments, and chose not to. I wonder why? This is lazy, statist liberalism at its best: We don’t like a law, so we won’t enforce it, until that tradition of non-enforcement becomes the law. It’s the same bubble-headed logic that underlies the entire liberal mind-set towards the constitution: We don’t like it, so we’re going to decide that it means something other than what it clearly says, instead of going through the constitutionally mandated and deliberately difficult-by-design process of passing a constitutional amendment to change it to its desired meaning. Say what you will about whether or not the prohibition movement was misguided, but you have to acknowledge that they respected the constitution and the country enough to get their work done the right way. Contrast that with what the Clinton administration (and to an extent, the several administrations that preceded it) did to tobacco companies. From the “This was so predictable” Dept. — Vladeck’s views towards the executive branch powers are selection and arguably partisan, as you will see from the opening paragraph of his American University bio : Stephen I. Vladeck is a Professor of Law at American University Washington College of Law, where his teaching and research focus on federal jurisdiction, national security law, constitutional law (especially the separation of powers), and international criminal law. A nationally recognized expert on the role of the federal courts in the war on terrorism, he was part of the legal team that successfully challenged the Bush Administration’s use of military tribunals at Guantánamo Bay, Cuba, Here’s another “This was so predictable” item, this time about “Attorney in Arizona” Tony (Antonio) Bustamante, from the far-left Phoenix New Times : For our (40th) anniversary, we gathered many — not all — of those who’ve been targets of Sheriff Joe Arpaio and former County Attorney Andrew Thomas. Some, like politicos Phil Gordon, Mary Rose Wilcox, and Don Stapley, are converts to the struggle. Others, activists, stood up to protect the most vulnerable amongst us: Mexicans seeking to be part of the American Dream; prisoners looking to survive. … 17) Antonio Bustamante: Phoenix attorney and activist who advises those who monitor Arpaio’s anti-immigrant sweeps and defends demonstrators arrested for protesting the sheriff. Brian Thomas didn’t think viewers needed to know anything about Vladeck’s or Bustamante’s background. How typically pathetic. Oh, I almost forgot: The picture at the top right of the Mexican flag appearing to fly about the Arizona flag is what viewers of the AP video get to see during the report’s final seconds. It looks like a childish “in your face” move to me. And I didn’t get to the matter of what other states, including Rhode Island , are doing that is at least as “harsh” as what Arizona is set to do. As stated earlier, we could do worse than the evening news shows NBC, ABC, and CBS are currently feeding us. If AP’s video reports really are the go-to alternative, we should hope that Brian, Diane, and Katie remain mired in mediocrity instead of disappearing entirely. Cross-posted at BizzyBlog.com .

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Chris Matthews Calls George W. Bush and Sarah Palin ‘Know-Nothings’

Chris Matthews on Friday called George W. Bush and Sarah Palin know-nothings.  Chatting with California gubernatorial candidate Jerry Brown on “Hardball,” the MSNBC host also called the Republican candidate for governor in that state Meg Whitman a know-nothing. “What is it in the American psyche or character that says, if you don`t know anything, you`re somehow an average person or average guy and you have horse sense?” asked Matthews. “What is it about people that keep picking people like George W. Bush to be president? And you see these people like Sarah Palin out there with fans.”  It seems in Matthews’ view, governing Texas, Alaska, or running one of America’s leading Internet companies requires zero intellectual capacity (video follows with transcript and commentary, h/t Weekly Political Review via Twitter’s @ndgc12dx): CHRIS MATTHEWS, HOST: Former California governor Jerry Brown is currently the state`s attorney general. Governor Brown, it`s great to have you on. I just want to ask you, do you think the last seven years have been good for California with Schwarzenegger? Here`s a business guy and movie star, a business guy, who said, I can take business sense, like Meg Whitman, and make government work. It hasn`t — well, has it worked? I`ll leave it as an open question. Has he been a net plus or a net negative? JERRY BROWN (D-CA), ATTORNEY GENERAL, FMR. GOV., CANDIDATE FOR GOV.: Well, certainly in terms of the budget, blowing up the boxes, reorganizing government, it hasn`t. Now, Arnold Schwarzenegger has pioneered the environment and climate change legislation that is really path-breaking, so I give him full credit for that. But in terms of the crisis we`re in now, the idea that not knowing anything, not even caring enough to vote for 28 years, gives you the equipment, the skill, to wrestle those 120 legislators to the ground, get them on your team and deal with this deepening crisis — I doubt that. And if these surveys are any indication, Ms. Whitman has hit a wall for the last — probably since March, not moved forward. And I think we`re in a very strong position to win the confidence of the people and get down to brass tacks here of solving the problem.  MATTHEWS: What is it in the American psyche or character that says, if you don`t know anything, you`re somehow an average person or average guy and you have horse sense? What is it about people that keep picking people like George W. Bush to be president? And you see these people like Sarah Palin out there with fans. Why would anybody like somebody who the campaign manager for John McCain said, “She doesn`t know anything?” Why is not knowing anything — why does the know-nothing candidate, like Meg Whitman, a person who doesn`t have any government experience, have the appeal to be even with you in the polls? The know — the person that doesn`t know anything about government! How disgusting. It’s one thing to make such comments about a former President and a former governor, but to similarly disparage the Republican gubernatorial candidate while interviewing her Democrat opponent demonstrates absolutely NO journalistic impartiality by Matthew. Maybe he should just endorse Brown so that his few viewers would fully understand why he’s so hostile to Whitman. Come to think of it, that could be the next step in MSNBC’s activism. Stay tuned. 

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‘Sorcerer’s Apprentice’ Stars Dream Up More Disney Remakes At NYC Premiere

Nicolas Cage would like to see Jerry Bruckheimer’s live-action take on ‘Bambi’ and ‘Dumbo.’ By Josh Wigler, with reporting by Jim Cantiello Nicolas Cage and Mickey Mouse Photo: Jim Spellman/Getty Images Producer Jerry Bruckheimer’s upcoming “The Sorcerer’s Apprentice” is not your grandmother’s Disney film. Based on the classic short segment from “Fantasia” featuring a wizardly Mickey Mouse, dancing broomsticks and all other forms of magic, Bruckheimer’s updated “Sorcerer” brings the famous tale into the 21st century with all of the big bada-booms we’ve come to expect from the man responsible for “Armageddon,” “Con Air” and “Pearl Harbor.” In fact, Bruckheimer’s unique take on the beloved yarn has left many of the “Sorcerer’s Apprentice” cast and crew wondering: If they could pick any classic Disney cartoon for Bruckheimer to put his explosive stamp on, what would it be? “I think ‘The Little Mermaid,’ ” leading lady Teresa Palmer told MTV News at the New York premiere of “The Sorcerer’s Apprentice.” Palmer added that she would be up for playing the titular undersea dweller, saying: “I think I could play Ariel. I’ve sort of got the mermaid thing [going on].” Director Jon Turteltaub offered a very different and infinitely darker proposition. “I want to do ‘Old Yeller’ where the dog kills the person,” he said. “It would totally be the flip. PETA would love that movie!” Nicolas Cage, who plays the titular sorcerer, eagerly pointed out that a live-action “Bambi” adaptation would be “pretty fascinating” to watch, though he said he wouldn’t like to star in the film. “I don’t think I’d be in that movie,” he said. “I’d just like to see some deer running around in a live-action ‘Bambi’ movie.” Cage’s co-star Jay Baruchel couldn’t think of a Disney cartoon that he’d like to bring the Bruck-hammer down on, so he went the old live-action route with “The Black Hole.” “It’s not based on an animated movie, but if only for those crazy robots, that would be it,” he said. Actor Gregory Woo said he thinks “people would look at me and think I could only do ‘Mulan,’ but I don’t think that’s true.” Perhaps Woo would be interested in the challenge of a live-action “Dumbo” film, Cage’s other favorite possibility for a Bruckheimer-style Disney remake. “That would be pretty special,” Cage said of “Dumbo” with a smile. “I don’t think I could play that part. I could try, but I think it’d be a stretch.” What animated Disney movie would you like to see in live action? Share your picks in the comments. Check out everything we’ve got on “The Sorcerer’s Apprentice.” For breaking news, celebrity columns, humor and more — updated around the clock — visit MTVMoviesBlog.com . Related Videos Opening Night: Summer Movie Premieres

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MSNBC Scarborough Slams Republican Sharron Angle as a ‘Jackass’

On Tuesday’s edition of “Morning Joe,” Joe Scarborough and his panel discussed the 2010 midterm elections and trashed Republican candidate Sharron Angle as a “mental patient” and a “jackass.”   The conversation, which included Chris Matthews and Mike Barnicle, began innocently enough when MSNBC contributor Mike Halperin said Angle is “vulnerable” in the race because “she has extreme positions that are out of step with the mainstream.” One doesn’t have to be fan of Angle’s to question the rude, demeaning outbreaks hurled in her direction.   Barnicle boldly stated that Angle was “embarrassing” to the residents of Nevada and ” sounds like a mental patient .” After this incident, Chris Matthews began to misquote Angle’s radio interview with Lars Larson asserting, “She understands why people think of and resort to second amendment solutions to the Democrats in Congress they don’t like.”   Here’s the actual quote in full: You know, our Founding Fathers, they put that Second Amendment in there for a good reason and that was for the people to protect themselves against a tyrannical government. And in fact, you know, Thomas Jefferson said it’s good for a country to have a revolution every 20 years.

‘Harry Potter’ Actress Bonnie Wright Dishes On Growing Up With Ginny

‘Being the person who sort of ends up with the hero of this franchise is never something I ever would have imagined,’ she tells MTV News. By Kara Warner, with reporting by Josh Horowitz Bonnie Wright Photo: MTV News It’s hard to believe that Bonnie Wright was only 9 years old when she first appeared onscreen in “Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone.” Though looking at production stills of Wright in “Sorcerer’s Stone” through the teasers for “Deathly Hallows,” it’s easy to see the evolution of the young girl grown into the young woman she is today. When MTV News caught up with the actress at the recent opening of Universal’s Wizarding World of Harry Potter , we asked Wright to reflect on how her character, Ginny Weasley, has evolved along with her over the course of the eight “Potter” films. “Being the person who sort of ends up with the hero of this franchise is never something I ever would have imagined,” she said of her character becoming Harry’s love interest. “It’s just been so exciting, so lovely to have something that develops further, and you can make [Ginny] my own and take things from your own life growing up and put those things into it.” Regarding the much-discussed, heavily hyped epilogue , Wright said the “full-on scene” is a fitting end to the series because the filmmakers chose to shoot it as a stand-alone ending, not just a background for the end credits. She added that one of her last scenes in the epilogue was a particularly surreal moment, because her character started and ended her “Potter” journey in the same place. “It wasn’t my last scene, but it was one of my last scenes. That’s where I started the journey of ‘Harry Potter,’ on the platform, and then to see the girl who’s playing our daughter was just psychologically, it was very weird, because she’s the same age as me. It was literally having a whole cycle of the journey.” Wright hopes audiences will appreciate that final scene as much as she did. “I hope it’s well-received. In terms of the prosthetics and creativity of it, they took months and months — I must have done 100 tests and costume fittings. A lot of energy went into making that moment perfect.” Check out everything we’ve got on “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1.” For young Hollywood news, fashion and “Twilight” updates around the clock, visit HollywoodCrush.MTV.com . Related Videos ‘Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows’ Trailer Debuts

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World’s Worst Person Tries to Extort 19-Year-old Girl [Idiots]

Remember John Fitzgerald Page ? He’s the “actor/model” who is the undisputed Worst Person in the World thanks to his dickish online dating habits and terrible website . Now he’s attempting to extort a 19 year-old girl. More

Some Kendra Wilkinson Post Sex Tape Pictures of the Day

Here is some Kendra Wilkinson with a hard nipple on her shitty mom body post sex tape scandal that wasn’t really a scandal since her people released it….. I figure for someone who got naked for a living, releasing a video featuring a sketch of herself gettin fucked badly back when she was just a young eager slut no one knew or cared about, totally different than what she became, like watching another person have bad sex, way before the whole Playboy thing happened, back when she was contemplating doing porn by making her own shitty porn really wasn’t a big deal for her…zIt shoulda been a sex tape with her husband, just cuz their size-difference and her years of experience would have made things a lot more interesting and I guess whore really cares…. If you want to See the Kendra Sex Tape – Follow This Link KendraExposed

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Scarborough: POTUS Entitled to ‘Happy Place’ But Boehner Has Bad Work Ethic

On day 72 of the continued Gulf of Mexico oil spill, “Morning Joe” host Joe Scarborough decided to open the show by continuing to bash Minority Leader John Boehner’s work ethic. This assault comes just ten days after his assertion that he wants his leader to have a “happy place to go to” and there is no problem with, “the president golfing every Sunday.” The former Republican congressman, who quit his job, ridiculed Boehner, saying “everybody on Capitol Hill knows about John Boehner, he’s not exactly the hardest worker in the world. He’s a guy that likes golf, and he’s a guy that likes, you know, socializing.” Scarborough made sure to address that even though he doesn’t know John Boehner personally, he was just “reporting” what he heard on the Hill. To Scarborough this analysis was imperative because, “If you’re going to bend history, if you’re going to pick up 40, 45 seats, it’s a 24/7 job.” So, let me get Scarborough’s math straight. Being the Minority Leader in the House of Representatives, a position of somewhat limited power, is a 24/7 job. But, the position of President of the United States, the “Leader of the Free Word,” is about a 6 day a week job and requires a “happy place to go to?”

NewsBusters Interview: Greg Gutfeld, Author of ‘The Bible of Unspeakable Truths’

Greg Gutfeld is a rare breed. A conservative former magazine editor turned host of Fox News late night talk show “Red Eye,” Gutfeld masterfully mixes keen political insight and scathing critiques of contemporary Amerian culture with a healthy dose of humor. His new book, “The Bible of Unspeakable Truths” fits that MO perfectly. Gutfeld dissects thousands of “unspeakable truths” ranging from “for twenty million dollars, you’d sleep with MIchael Jackson (even now)” to “speaking truth to power means ‘shouting at people who remind me of daddy'” to “squirrels are just sexier rats.” For avid “Red Eye” fans, the style of comedy will be familiar. Those who have yet to enjoy an episode will be fans by the time they put the book down. Occasionally vulgar, often provocative, and always funny, Gutfeld’s absurd style has the potential to disarm even the skeptical, and then bombard them with political and cultural insights profound in their simplicity and logic. Greg was kind enough to grant NewsBusters an interview. In it, he discusses writing for the Huffington Post, his view of “Red Eye,” and his own political transformation (full audio and transcript below the fold). NEWSBUSTERS: Now before you were at Red Eye, you were a blogger at the Huffington Post of course, so I thought you could just give us the inside scoop on what it was like working there as somebody who obviously has some conservative leanings. GUTFELD: I can’t really answer that question because I never worked for Arianna. I was living in London, working for Maxim, just posting at the Huffington Post, so there was no real relationship, at all. So it wasn’t a job. I wasn’t being paid. It was completely differently–it was a lot of fun, taking potshots at a group of self-absorbed semi-celebrities, you can’t get any better than that. But, yeah it wasn’t in any way–you can’t compare it to working at Fox News, because this is real work. NB: Right. That rather than blogging, you mean. GUTFELD: Yeah, yeah. NB: So when you left, was it a clean break? I know there were rumors, well I don’t know if they were rumors, but there were petition sites trying to get you off Huffington Post. Was it sort of, “Greg, we would appreciate it if you would stop writing for us?” GUTFELD: No, not at all. It was just based on me not having the time anymore to do it. And they were always pretty good about posting my stuff until later when they started kind of disappearing off the front page. But I had just gotten to the point where I — writing for free is only something you should do as an idle pursuit. You shouldn’t devote a lot of time to that, unless you’re trying to write a book for yourself. But writing for free for somebody else — unless it helps promote you, and promote a product — it’s kind of pointless, you know? NB: Right, yeah. GUTFELD: All of a sudden I’m working 70, 80 hours a week, why am I writing for the Huffington Post for free, it made no sense. NB: And now, of course, with Red Eye, it’s sort of — I hope you won’t take offense to me making this analogy, but it seems to be filling a niche that the Daily Show and the Colbert Report filled on the left a little while ago, and it’s turning into that rare breed of comedy that consistently appeals to conservatives. So do you see Red Eye as that sort of brand, as some weird hybrid between comedy and news, or is it all comedy, or is it a news show? How do you see it? GUTFELD: The best way to describe it I guess is a mixture of inexperience and honesty. You can’t compare the show to — you can’t say it’s like a conservative equivalent of the Daily Show or the Colbert Report because, you know, they’ve got a million people working on their staff and they’ve got amazing sets. It’s a pretty impressive atmosphere. We’re, as we’ve said before, we’re like the sandwich you make at 3 am. We started this gig not having any idea what we were doing, and it was obvious when you watched the show how…embarrassingly bad we were. But it’s a rule that I learned from the people at Fox News, they tell you, you do something over and over again and you’re going to gradually get better. You may not notice it, but just by incremental amounts you get better and better. Sometimes you get worse, and then you get a little better, and then you get a little worse, and then you get a little better, but over time, all of a sudden you’ve done like 800, 900 shows, and it’s like, gee whiz, maybe I can do this stuff. The conservative, I guess, sensibility, that’s just my sensibility. That comes through in my writing, and so naturally in Red Eye that would come through there. But Andy Levy, you know he’s the libertarian with a conservative bent, and that creates that other element to it, and then Bill of course is just a reprobate with no morals whatsoever, and that adds the liberal balance. So what you have, it wasn’t orchestrated to be that way. It’s like a band in a way. We came together and we created something that we didn’t know what it was going to sound like. And it turns out it sounds pretty good, I guess. NB: Well and there wasn’t really anything like Red Eye when it came on, and now you have a show at 3 am that very often beats out CNN’s prime time ratings, which I guess these days isn’t saying that much, but hey for a show at 3 am that’s quite an achievement. GUTFELD: The thing that’s kind of interesting about our story is that we created a core audience, a valuable audience of really smart people that are willing to stay up and watch it, or DVR it, which I would imagine is what more and more people are doing. We have a really dedicated, intense troop of people following us, and that’s something you don’t see in a lot of shows. Again, it’s like, you know, taking a big, horrible band like the Black Eyed Peas, which probably has a lot of generic fans, versus a band that’s not as big or not as famous like LCD Soundsystem but has a dedicated following. You know, it’s that kind of thing. NB: So moving on to the book. One thing that I found interesting that you said in there, and obviously you went to UC Berkeley, and I don’t know where you were in your transition from left to right but you mention that you were in high school, you were a brazen liberal. Actually, could we start with you briefly telling it? It’s a great story in the book of how you sort of made that transition that I think people would love to hear. GUTFELD: Yeah, you know what happened, in high school I already knew that the best way to win is just to make jokes. And the debate in high school was about nuclear power, or actually I think it was about nuclear weapons – mutually assured destruction. And I was, being a lefty, against nuclear weapons. This other guy Jeff, who was really smart and ended up being a really good friend of mine, was pro-nukes. He knew what he was talking about. I didn’t, but I didn’t care. I figured all I had to do was act cool in the debate, make fun of Jeff, and just undercut the whole debate, and I would win. And I was right. But while the debate was going on, Jeff had convinced me that I was wrong, and not only convinced me, but convinced me that my entire world view was wrong, that I was shallow, that I was lazy, because the way he laid out his argument was so completely — it literally changed my mind right there, and I think at some point I went — I was able to get somebody to call me out of class so I could actually escape from the debate. Some kind of phony reason, like I had a problem at home. I can’t remember how we did it. I might have gone to the bathroom and then told somebody to call the principle’s office and say there’s an emergency. I did something really sleazy to get out of it. And then I still won, because I came back and I was more popular than Jeff was. But in my heart I knew Jeff was right. NB: So is that an allegory for our current politics in that it’s the popular kids, the smooth talking kids who get the most attention, who get listened to, while the gets with the best ideas sort of fall by the wayside? GUTFELD: I think it has a lot to do with it. I think that — I wrote something on Obama last year, or it might have even been before he was elected. The people who elected him elected the messenger, but they didn’t elect the message. I compared him to a really likable character actor. Everybody wants to be around him, he seems nice and comfortable, and he’s a popular guy. NB: And you have, since then arrived at, if I’ve got this right, what you call in the book your “run from Godzilla” theory of politics. Can you flesh that out a little bit? GUTFELD: Run from Godzilla is basically the idea that if something’s coming, something big and cumbersome, and bulky is coming at you, run away. And that’s how I feel about government. You should be getting as far away as possible from anything that’s trying to be that intrusive in your life. There’s nothing that they can do that you can’t do better. With the exception of, you know, sustaining a military. I know I can’t do that. The problem with conservatives and the benefit of conservatism is that you don’t want to be in power. You’re supposed to only go in for a short period of time and get on with your private life, and build a successful private business and take care of your private family. You’re not interested in the public life, and the problem is it’s almost like you give up the ball and the game because of that. NB: That seems like it’s almost anachronistic, this notion of the non-career politician. Do you think that’s coming back at all? GUTFELD: I don’t know, because it really is — we were just talking about this today: how many politicians refuse to leave, even when they’re, you know, they’re not well. In other jobs, if you were sick you’d take time off and these guys don’t. I think they have become addicted — I know they have become addicted to the feel of power. They love it. They wouldn’t know what to do if they went home. They’ve gotten so used to hearing their own voice and feeling important that they can’t go back and run a business. I’m trying to remember who said this. David Asman said that it used to me somebody was really successful, and then entered politics. Now they enter politics to be successful. It’s more about making a career off that. NB: So you don’t think — one group of people who you hit hard in the beginning of the book are people who in your words, “mean well.” And they may mean well, but that sort of feeds this attitude where everybody wants to feel good, but nobody’s really doing good. And that sort of leads to — and since this is for NewsBusters, I have to ask you about your theory on media bias — you say that the media don’t lean left, they lean towards people or things that they think mean well. Can you explain that? GUTFELD: Well, meaning well means someone’s going to intrude in your life. And they know better than you do. Doing well — actually doing something good — is actually boring, but meaning well is everything you’ve ever seen in a made for TV movie after school special. And inevitably it always involves some earnest jackass trying to ruin your life. That’s liberal politics right there. So as long as you preach the meaning well theories — it’s the equivalent of throwing money at a homeless person even though you know that money is just going to buy a bottle of malt liquor, which I would do if somebody threw money at me — it’s all these things that make the person feel better about themselves. These actions, however, have no real effect on life. It just makes you feel good. And they just go, “oh we mean well.” It’s like somebody taking that one day a year, on Thanksgiving, to go feed turkey to the homeless, and somehow that changes the world. But all it is is making them feel good. It’s all about feelings, it’s not about thinking. Remember, there was that craze called tough love. All tough love was was just common sense, with people going, “you know, maybe we shouldn’t feed into all these self-obsessed, conceded self-esteem crazed kids. Maybe we should treat them like kids, and they called that tough love. Well that wasn’t tough love, it was just normal love. That’s how you raise decent people. NB: So just very generally about the book, it reminded me of that sort of Red Eye paradigm, that mix of comedy and politics that you do so well. And there were times where I find myself saying, wait a minute, is Gutfeld serious, does he really think this? Does he really want people to be doing this? For instance, reinstating the draft so we can show kids what a real day’s work is, things like that. GUTFELD: I think you might have conflated two unspeakable truths there. There was something about the draft, and then there was something about child slave labor. All I’m trying to do is point out a feeling that one has about today’s society using absurdity. Of course I don’t want child slavery. But you look at people and you go, “god you know, these kids shouldn’t just be wearing the iPods, they should me making them.”

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Elizabeth Edwards Wants to Channel Sandra Bullock

Having been through some of the worst possible events in her marriage, Elizabeth Edwards feels a connection to a fellow scorned wife, Sandra Bullock. “I’m not just a cuckolded wife,” John Edwards’ ex tells Matt Lauer. “I think about Sandra Bullock – who I don’t know – what an incredible year she had.” “She won an Academy Award for an incredible performance, and more than that, took that story and integrated it into her own life in a healthy happy way.” The Blind Side star secretly adopted baby son Louis back in January, before learning that Jesse James cheated on her and filing to divorce her husband. Which is part of Elizabeth’s problem – you hear more about the latter. “And yet, the stories you hear are not about all those great successes, but about the failure of her marriage,” Edwards continues. “That’s not who she is… I assume she wants to reclaim who she is in the same way I want to reclaim who I am.” BLIND SIDED : Elizabeth feels a connection with Sandra . Elizabeth and John Edwards legally separated in January after he basically savaged their lives ; the former North Carolina senator had recently admitted that he’d fathered a baby girl, Quinn, with weird videographer mistress Rielle Hunter. Having seen Rielle Hunter sit-down for an interview on Oprah , Elizabeth tells Lauer: “I still think this person is so completely unlike me that it’s hard to imagine the same person could marry me and be attracted to that woman, as well.” Of John, whom she will likely divorce next year, she says, “I think I did marry a marvelous man… he changed over time. He’s no longer the person who I married. I still admire an enormous number of things about him.” “John’s conduct through this whole thing was terrible and it makes people want him to pay for it,” Elizabeth says . “On a personal level, he’s paid a lot.” Fighting metastatic, stage-four breast cancer, with tumors spreading to her legs, spine and skull, she says she can’t think about her younger kids (Emma, 12, and Jack, 10) growing up without a mom. “I don’t let my head go that place,” she says. RIELLE TERRIBLE : John’s cheating still shocks Elizabeth … and us .

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